Chapter 52: Spring Mountain Hate
Shen Qingqiu said: "I saved you once, and you saved me once, so we're even now."
When he said "I saved you once", he meant that he stopped Gong Yixiao from killing the snake man. Zhu Zhilang shook his head and said, "It's more than that. If it weren't for Master Shen, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to get close to Sun Moon Dew Huazhi in a few years. How can we say that we are even?"
When Shen Qingqiu heard this, he thought it was just what he wanted, and said, "Well, let's make a deal. Can't you just pull both of these things out of my blood? Do you have to keep them in there?"
It's like having a parasite in your body, and the way to treat it is to put another parasite in to fight it. It's worse no matter how you think about it!
Zhuzhilang said: "This is the first time I have used the blood of the Heavenly Demon. I have never heard of any method to dispel it before."
Well, once blood enters the body, it dissolves into nothingness, and it is indeed... not very practical to separate it out.
Zhuzhilang said: "Although it cannot be released, as long as my blood is in Master Shen's body, his demon blood will not work. After going to the demon world, it will not be able to track you, and it will definitely not be able to torture you."
Stop.
Shen Qingqiu said: "Wait. When did I say I was going to the demon world?"
Zhuzhilang said, "I'll be there soon."
Shen Qingqiu observed his expression and said, "When you say 'repay', do you mean taking me to the demon world?"
Are you kidding him? Why go to the demon world? There is a lack of supplies, the culture and customs are incompatible, and you will not be able to adapt to the local climate.
And there was something more worrying right now. He had been frightened by Luo Binghe's near-necrophiliac behavior and had let Liu Qingge take his original body away. Would Luo Binghe be so angry that he would destroy Cangqiong Mountain in one fell swoop? !
He had to go back and inform his fellow disciples first. Shen Qingqiu immediately threw back the quilt and planned to run away, but as soon as he moved, he felt something slippery, sticky, cold and soft crawling up his legs.
A turquoise snake slowly poked its head out from under the quilt, hissing and spitting out its bright red tongue at Shen Qingqiu.
This snake was three fingers thick, and at first glance it looked like a venomous snake from the human world, the bamboo leaf green snake, with very large eyelids and very small pupils. In contrast, it was shocking. Shen Qingqiu was not afraid of this kind of soft creature, and watched it coldly, quietly gathering strength in his hands, and just as he was about to surprise it and crush it by the seven inches, the green snake suddenly arched its body and leaned back, its red mouth wide open.
It was clearly just a snake, but it emitted a piercing scream like a human voice. At the same time, countless densely packed green barbs bloomed around its head, with the tips of the barbs glowing bright red. The snake's body swelled several times as if it had been inflated.
It was a cute little ornamental snake just now, but now it's a fucking monster. The species from the demon world is indeed ferocious. Shen Qingqiu immediately gave up the idea of touching it directly with his hands.
Zhuzhilang filled a cup of tea, put it on the table, and said sincerely: "Master Shen, why don't you just listen to me and leave? I really want to repay Bai Lulin for not killing me and helping me."
Shen Qingqiu twitched his lips: "You want me to go to the demon world, and if I don't go, you put this thing on my bed, as a 'repayment'?"
Zhuzhilang smiled and said, "Not just in bed."
Another small snake, as thick as a thumb, slid out from Shen Qingqiu's clothes.
This one had been coiled in his clothes, warmed by his body temperature, nestling comfortably, and had not moved just now, so Shen Qingqiu had not noticed its existence. Amidst the continuous "hissing" sound, countless green snakes of varying sizes and thicknesses crawled out from under the bed like water, covering the entire floor of the room.
Shen Qingqiu was silent for a while, then asked: "Snake tribe?"
Zhuzhilang said calmly: "My father is from the Southern Xinjiang Snake Tribe."
No wonder he is called that.
The demons attach great importance to class and bloodline, and commoners or demons of low bloodline are not allowed to have the word "Jun" after their names. Shen Qingqiu pondered that this word is a suffix representing status and class, just like the emperor's name is inviolable.
The reason why Luo Binghe's rise to power was not smooth was because the demon lords had some complaints about his human hybrid. As for characters with the name "xx Lang", many of them were killed by Luo Binghe in the early stage of the demon world. So Shen Qingqiu concluded that those with this word at the end were not all from the slums, but at least their backgrounds were not very good.
Zhuzhilang undoubtedly belongs to the demon bloodline, but he cannot be called a king. The problem must lie with the mixed-blood party.
The snake tribe lives in groups in the southern border of the demon world. Strictly speaking, they are still considered demons, but the original form of this tribe is giant snakes. They are born in this form. As they grow older and improve their cultivation, a small number of them will slowly transform into human form and lose their scales. But most of them will remain in snake form for life.
Shen Qingqiu asked: "Who is your mother?"
Zhuzhilang said: "My mother is the sister of Tianlangjun."
Tianlangjun's sister is a princess of the demon world after all. How can she be so unreasonable that she has to have a baby with a snake when she can be with anyone else? It's too damn strong!!!
Shen Qingqiu endured the two snakes slowly rubbing against his thighs and lower abdomen, and said: "So, you are considered Luo Binghe's cousin? ... I say, can't you stop them from crawling into my ... clothes?"
Zhuzhilang said: "If we only talk about the age difference, it is true. They seem to like Master Shen very much, and I can't do anything about it."
No one would believe that there is no way!
Shen Qingqiu endured it and asked, "Why are you in Huanhua Palace?"
Zhu Zhilang was very patient and said, "I was originally going to take care of some important business, but I didn't want to see Master Shen."
Shen Qingqiu's heart was moved: "Business? The business you are talking about is related to Luo Binghe?"
Joining forces to dominate? The demons turning against each other? Or #crying and weeping, a long-lost family reunites and cries in each other's arms#?
This time, Zhuzhilang just smiled and did not answer.
Shen Qingqiu said: "I'm afraid it's not such a touching and heart-touching matter as recognizing one's relatives."
Zhuzhilang said calmly: "I am just following the orders of the Lord."
Shen Qingqiu asked: "Is this body of yours shaped by the Sun and Moon Dew Huazhi?"
It would be fine if he used it himself. If the Sun and Moon Dew Huazhi was not for himself, then he might have used it to shape Tianlang Jun's body. Tianlang Jun was pressed by the mountain and held on for so many years. His original body shell might have been damaged long ago. Once the golden cicada escaped from the shell, I really don't know what kind of storm will come first.
Think about it, this butterfly effect is really amazing, it seems like he has released something extraordinary!
After getting no response, Shen Qingqiu continued to ask: "Was it your Lord's order that I go to the Demon Realm?"
As long as it involves Tianlang Jun's questions, Zhu Zhilang will keep silent and just smile politely, which makes people very angry, but he is still polite. Shen Qingqiu did not ask any more questions. Seeing that he was disappointed, Zhu Zhilang said: "Master Shen, please have a good rest. If you need anything, please let me know and I will definitely do it for you. We will set off to the border tomorrow at the latest."
Shen Qingqiu asked: "Do you have money?"
Zhuzhilang said, "Yes."
Shen Qingqiu: "Can I use it?"
Zhuzhilang: "Please feel free to do so."
Shen Qingqiu: "I want a woman."
Zhuzhilang was stunned.
Shen Qingqiu repeated: "Didn't you say that if you need anything, just ask as much as you can? I want a woman."
This was Shen Qingqiu's first time coming to a place like a brothel.
In the past, as the leader of Qingjing Peak, he was proud of his status and insisted on not entering even though he was extremely curious. But now he had a chance.
Zhuzhilang sat at the table, as still as Mount Tai. Beside Shen Qingqiu were clusters of flowers and scented powder.
Shen Qingqiu asked: "What kind of look is that?"
Zhuzhilang looked away and said, "I'm just... a little surprised. Master Shen would actually be interested in this land of fireworks."
Shen Qingqiu said: "You will know what I am interested in later."
As they were talking, a new singer came up slowly, holding a pipa, sat on the flower bench, and began to sing.
Shen Qingqiu was originally paying attention to other things and had no intention of listening to the song, but after listening to two sentences, he suddenly felt that he had heard two very extraordinary things, and stopped and asked: "Girl, what are you singing?"
The woman said in a sweet voice, "I am singing the newly popular tanci song 'Spring Mountain Hate'."
Shen Qingqiu said with a frown: "No, I seemed to hear you sing two names just now? Can you repeat them?"
The Pipa Girl raised her sleeves to cover her mouth and laughed, saying, "What's wrong? Sir, have you never heard of it? The protagonists of "Spring Mountain Hate" are Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe."
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When the fuck did this become a popular jingle?!
Zhuzhilang originally refused all services and sat quietly aside, but unfortunately a slight shaking of his shoulders exposed him.
Shen Qingqiu said: "Uh... can I ask, this... what is Mountain Hate, what story does it tell?"
Several girls beside him chattered, "Sir, don't you know this? This Spring Mountain Hate is about the lingering, forbidden and unspeakable love between Shen Qingqiu and his beloved disciple Luo Binghe..."
Shen Qingqiu was petrified and listened to the whole thing from beginning to end.
After sorting it out, in short, it's about a shameless master and disciple who spend the whole day having sex on an unknown mountain, and have sex when they go down the mountain to fight monsters. They can use sex to resolve misunderstandings, and they have sex again before they die, and continue to have sex after they die... this is a story.
The Pipa girl sighed, touched the strings with her fingertips, and said, "When alive, I didn't understand the feelings in my heart, and after death, I slept with my corpse. This kind of deep love is unparalleled in the world."
The women also sighed and some were even moved to tears.
Shen Qingqiu buried his head deeply in his palms.
Oh shit, isn't this just a fucking porn?!
Who wrote the lyrics?!
What mountain is Chunshan? !
Cheongjeongbong?!
Cangqiong Mountain?!
Can the Cangqiong Mountain Sect wipe out your entire sect in a matter of minutes? !
Why on earth was it that not only was gossip spreading all over the world, but even the obscene words and songs in the market were using them as a topic, as if they were caught in bed with Luo Binghe in front of everyone!
Zhuzhilang chuckled, turned around and said, "Master Shen...are you interested in this...tanci?"
Shen Qingqiu looked at him coldly. Zhu Zhilang quickly straightened his expression, but he still had a hard time holding it back, so he changed his words and said, "It's already dawn, Master Shen, it's time to get going."
Shen Qingqiu held his forehead and said: "...Let's go, let's go."
Zhuzhilang seemed to be relieved. However, when he was about to stand up, he suddenly froze on the stool.
Shen Qingqiu glanced at his expression, smiled, and asked: "What's wrong? Are you finally feeling unwell?"
He stood up and shook his clothes. The green snake that had been clinging to his arms suddenly fell to the ground with a clatter, rolling around, revealing its yellow belly.
The women in the hall screamed in shock, and the Pipa girl threw her Pipa out.
Zhuzhilang held his forehead, propped up the table and stood up, staggering, staring at Shen Qingqiu, raised his right hand, grabbed a handful of small snakes that emerged from his sleeves, but they were all entangled between his fingers and had no attack power at all.
Zhuzhilang shook his head and said in a hollow voice: "...Realgar."
The entire flower building had been immersed in the aroma of realgar wine without anyone noticing.
Shen Qingqiu nodded and said, "Realgar wine, by the way, I bought it with your money."
The wool comes from the sheep. Looking for a woman is fake, looking for a helper is real.
The helper doesn't necessarily have to be able to fly. The girl upstairs took the money and quietly bought all the realgar wine in the town. They gathered around and boiled it all night long. There was no way they wouldn't be able to make the snakes faint.
It's not that Zhuzhilang didn't guard against it, but he was guarding against Shen Qingqiu contacting other cultivators, not the girls in these brothels. In the end, he was careless.
When Zhuzhilang raised his head, the whites of his eyes had turned golden, his pupils were lengthening and sharpening at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his face began to deform.
Shen Qingqiu quickly opened the door and said to the shivering girls crowded aside: "Would you like to leave?"
The girls immediately rushed out, with the Pipa girl running last. Shen Qingqiu stuffed a bag of silver into her waist as compensation for her Pipa, then closed the door with his backhand and looked back. Where Zhuzhilang had originally stood, a giant emerald green snake that could be hugged by three people had coiled up.
The giant snake had a huge triangular head, large yellow copper bell eyes, and a very thin line of pupils. It seemed to be drowsy, and its thin neck seemed unable to support the heavy snake head, and it fell down from time to time.
The effect of the realgar wine was unexpected, and it actually revealed Zhuzhilang's true form. Now Shen Qingqiu had a headache.
He picked up a folding fan that had been left behind, unfolded it and shook it. The giant snake swam towards him, circling around him twice, as if it wanted to entangle him, but Shen Qingqiu jumped out easily.
The snake rolled and tangled, and rushed out of the building like a drunk, falling in the middle of the street, scaring passers-by so much that they screamed and fled in all directions. Shen Qingqiu also jumped down the building and shouted, "It's no use coming out, the whole town smells like realgar wine!"
The giant snake screamed and swung its head and tail on the road. Shen Qingqiu decided to lead it out of the crowded place and jumped on the snake's head. As long as it was heading in the wrong direction or about to hit pedestrians or houses, Shen Qingqiu would poke it on the side of its head with his fan. The snake's scales were like armor, and it crawled on the ground with a loud rumbling sound. Shen Qingqiu often had to pour a lot of spiritual power into the fan to make it change direction. Just like this, he reluctantly drove it out of the town.
The girl upstairs took the money and worked very hard. I don't know how much realgar wine she boiled, but the smell was carried far away by the wind.
After finally arriving at the foot of a mountain, the smell was still coming down from the uphill slope. The giant snake was made uncomfortable by the odor, and after being poked and prodded by Shen Qingqiu all the way, it was exhausted and could no longer move.
Shen Qingqiu saw that they were far away from the town, so he jumped down. The giant snake was exhausted, its head drooping, and it curled up into a bend on the mountain road.
Shen Qingqiu said: "Although I am very interested in filling the hole, I am not interested in immigrating to the demon world, and there are more urgent things at the moment. Since you can't dissolve the blood of the demon, there is no need to repay the favor. Xizhilang, goodbye!"
He was afraid that the smell of alcohol would wear off and Zhuzhilang would change back to his original form and release a bunch of snakes to entangle him, so he ran away very fast. He found a very reliable chain store in the next larger city and rented a flying sword.
Yes, you read that right, it is indeed rented, just like a taxi, the Fairy Sword can be rented! And the price is very reasonable!
All in all, Zhuzhilang's money was used. Shen Qingqiu clasped his hands together to thank this man, then flew towards the Cangqiong Mountain Sect with his sword.
In just half a day, a lush fairy mountain with twelve peaks of varying heights and undulating hills appeared in the sea of clouds and mist.
Long time no see. Cangqiong Mountain.
Shen Qingqiu silently crossed out the two words "Chunshan" that just popped up in his mind.
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It's time to admit your mistake.
Because it seems that many gns are asking, so I want to say that yes, that weird thing is indeed the group name, we didn’t find the mistake...
Then this is the picture that Lu Guang gn and Ling Xiao Yun gn drew for this article o(*/▽/*)q It’s great! Thank you two lovely hornworms~
Small dark room tied up wet playo(n_n)o~ Let me poke Luo Baozi's little face~
Well, the scene of Hyoga DD committing suicide at the beginning of the last chapter is quite shocking.