Chapter 55: Masochism

Luo Binghe is so sharp.

He took another step forward.

"Master, what do you think I will do to you?"

Shen Qingqiu said sincerely: "I can't guess."

He no longer dared to guess the male protagonist's thoughts. Facts have proved that he was always wrong!

Luo Binghe stretched out his right hand. Shen Qingqiu remained silent, but his eyes could not help but stick to his fingertips and followed them all the way.

The hand was slender and pure, not like that of a demon who had taken countless lives, but more like a hand born to pluck the strings of a musical instrument. It slid lightly across his cheek, brushing against his skin.

Then it landed on his throat.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but this hand happened to be pressing on an important blood vessel on Shen Qingqiu's neck.

Shen Qingqiu stared straight ahead, his Adam's apple moving imperceptibly.

Luo Binghe withdrew his hand.

"My blood." He spoke without showing any emotion: "I will not be summoned."

It turned out that when he touched Shen Qingqiu's skin just now, he was exploring the suppressed demon blood in Shen Qingqiu's body.

Luo Binghe said: "It seems that Master has had another adventure in these few short days."

Shen Qingqiu asked: "What are you going to do? Give me another drink?"

Luo Binghe said: "I'll run away if I drink, and I'll run away if I don't drink. It's the same no matter which way you go. I'd better not let Master hate me any more."

In front of others, he didn't give Shen Qingqiu any face, but when they were alone, he suddenly became polite and courteous. Shen Qingqiu was really drunk. The more this happened, the more he couldn't take it lightly.

"Master, please stay here for the time being. If you wish, you can move around freely in the underground palace." Luo Binghe said, "I have left some people outside, they will not enter the house, if you need anything, just call them."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Very thoughtful."

Luo Binghe stared at him for a moment and said, "What do you want?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Anything is fine?"

Luo Binghe nodded.

Shen Qingqiu said directly: "I want to see you as little as possible. Not seeing you is the best."

Luo Binghe seemed to have not expected Shen Qingqiu to say this, and his face turned pale.

Shen Qingqiu was happy to see this, but he also felt like he was pricked by a needle. After all, he had never spoken so harshly to anyone before.

The blood slowly returned to Luo Binghe's face. He said, "Master once asked me if I wanted to become stronger."

Shen Qingqiu said: "When I asked you this question, I seemed to have told you that becoming stronger is for protection, not for plunder and killing."

Luo Binghe said indifferently: "No. Only by becoming the strongest can you firmly grasp the person you want in your hand. I finally know that waiting for you, Master, to come over is not enough."

He clenched his fists and forced a ferocious smile. "So, if you're caught this time, don't even think about running away!"

After the Devil of Chaos left the stage, Shen Qingqiu knocked on the system: "2.0, are you there?"

System: [Provide you with comprehensive and humanized online services 24 hours a day. ]

Shen Qingqiu: "Well, the directions are complete enough, let's forget about the humanization. What are the values ​​of each item now?"

System: [B level 1330, "Arrogant Immortal Demon Road" successfully removed the "Heavenly Thunder" label and won the "Slightly Many Slots" medal. Please continue to encourage me and look forward to the unveiling of your next mysterious medal. Satisfaction 3840, anger value 1500, heartbreak value 4500. Still need to work hard. ]

Very good. After his efforts, this lousy stallion novel finally rose in popularity. Although "a lot of loopholes" is not a good comment, it is still better than "thunder and lightning". The heartbreak value is very high, Luo Binghe is still a BLX, and the anger value is not as high as expected. I really can't understand it anymore.

Shen Qingqiu: "The level of pleasure is so high, what can I redeem for it?"

System: [System tools can be upgraded. ]

Shen Qingqiu was overjoyed: "Okay, okay, let's upgrade."

The system whimpered and began to shyly download the upgrade package.

Shen Qingqiu thought for a moment, and suddenly asked: "By the way, what is this system tool called?"

System: [Scene Pusher Deluxe Set Version.]

Shen Qingqiu decisively deleted the upgrade download box.

Fuck, I've already downloaded it, but I still deducted 3000 from my rating!!! He's going to give a bad review!!!

After painfully sending a bunch of complaints and junk messages to the system, Shen Qingqiu began his life of house arrest.

Luo Binghe was busy uniting the Northern Frontier Demon Clan in Mobei Jun's territory, and Sha Hualing seemed to have officially started the business of betraying her father - literally. In short, Luo Binghe had a lot of targets to kill and pull together recently, and he was probably too busy to get away, so he didn't show up.

Or maybe it was because Shen Qingqiu said something harsh to him that day, and his glass heart was shattered, so he dared not show up.

No matter which one it was, Shen Qingqiu was grateful.

If Luo Binghe never came to see him, wouldn't this kind of life be the life he had always pursued, where he would just eat and wait for death and live a life of idleness?

And Luo Binghe didn't lock him up with anything like a chain.

Bullshit!

If Shen Qingqiu would comfort himself like this, then his brain must be full of shit. He is not a patient with Stockholm syndrome, and he is not grateful for being a little fat. A happy life must be created by oneself and cannot be given by others, understand? !

Shen Qingqiu exerted force on his hands, and the pages of the book cracked, and a louder sound of cracking bamboo came from outside the window. He opened the curtain and saw a group of demon servants busying themselves. He poked his head in and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Master Shen, why did you come out?"

The boy was very enthusiastic and respectful, and it didn't sound like he was talking to a person under house arrest. He smiled and said, "We are planting bamboo here."

Shen Qingqiu was startled: "Bamboo?"

"Well, you should know this plant from the human world. It is difficult to grow in the demon world, but the Lord insisted on planting it here, so we had to find a way."

Shen Qingqiu observed his strength and movement, and he was definitely not an ordinary handyman. The demons that Luo Binghe had found were probably all picked from the black-armored generals. It was a waste of talent to let these masters do handyman work for him.

That’s not all.

Shen Qingqiu had no mood and no appetite for the first two days, but on the third day he lost interest in eating. He chatted with the fair-skinned, beautiful, big-breasted demon maid in a reserved manner and ordered a meal.

He couldn't eat after just two bites of his chopsticks.

The maid tilted her head and asked with a smile, "What's wrong, Master Shen? Does it taste bad?"

The taste was very good, very good. It was because it was too good, so familiar, and Shen Qingqiu hadn’t tasted it in many years, that he couldn’t eat it anymore.

He put down his chopsticks: "Did the girl do it?"

The maid chuckled and said, "How is that possible? I only know how to kill and eat raw, or wait for the meat to rot before eating. I don't know how to do things in the human world, with fire, firewood, rice, oil, and salt. It's so troublesome."

...Shit, it turns out he is a rotten food lover. Shen Qingqiu couldn't eat any more.

Shen Qingqiu had seen that it was a great pity for this girl to just clean the tables and sweep the floor every day. Shen Qingqiu thought that her painting style and strength were more suitable for wielding a pair of axes and killing enemies like chopping melons and vegetables. It was very likely that she was originally in this position.

Shen Qingqiu remained silent: "Who did that?"

The maid said, "Oh, I dare not tell you that. The Lord will kill me if I tell you that."

Don't tell me? If you don't tell me, he won't be able to taste it?

Shen Qingqiu rolled his eyes, and it was hard to tell whether he was angry or irritated.

Luo Binghe is really... so annoying!

You think he is completely evil, but he comes to you pitifully and fawningly the next moment; you think he is a pitiful little white flower, but he slaps you in the face the next moment; he is ferocious and domineering in front of you, but secretly does some little tricks behind your back. Sjb! He is really a Sjb!

The maid cleared away the food and left, twirling. Not long after she left, the curtain was raised and a person walked in shakily.

As soon as Shen Qingqiu saw that face clearly, he became more and more fearful, and rushed forward with a critical attack: "Fuck you for shooting a plane into the sky——"

Shang Qinghua quickly raised his hand to block the attack, and swung his unsheathed sword across the middle to neutralize the attack. He said, "Hey, hey, hey, don't, don't do that. Mr. Shen, you can't fuck anyone casually now. If you fuck me, I won't end up well, and you can't expect that person to let you off easily either."

Shen Qingqiu roared: "You actually sold me out! Where's our friendship?! Where's our fellow countrymen?!"

Shang Qinghua said, "What can I do if I don't sell you? That's Luo Xiaoxiao. Even if I don't sell you, he has almost guessed it. Why should I get beaten up for no reason? I'm not an idiot. I choose to confess and get leniency."

He spoke so confidently and shamelessly that Shen Qingqiu was shocked. Before he knew it, Shang Qinghua had already taken a step forward and sat down at the table. He put the long sword in his hand on the table with a "slap" and said, "Don't talk about this. I was ordered to deliver something."

Shen Qingqiu looked again, and his hand had already reached up.

It was the sword that was broken into several pieces when his spiritual power dissipated during the self-detonation. Xiu Ya Sword.

Shen Qingqiu still had a lot of feelings for it, so when he got the sword, he immediately stopped caring about beating Shang Qinghua. When he pulled out the sword, it was still pure white, slender and elegant, seamlessly forged, full of spiritual energy, without a single crack.

On the other end, Shang Qinghua rubbed his hands together and sighed, "Oh, I really... could never have imagined... that the plot would turn out like this."

Shen Qingqiu: "The male protagonist of the stallion story you wrote turned out to be a gay, shouldn't you be angry?"

Shang Qinghua said sincerely, "It doesn't matter. Anyway, it's not me that he's attracted to."

Shen Qingqiu gave him a friendly middle finger and lowered his head to polish his sword. Shang Qinghua raised his thumb: "Actually, there's no need to be so pessimistic. You have a bright future, a bright future. This golden thigh is strong and reliable!"

Shen Qingqiu said: “Fuck your golden thigh. It’s still a thigh after all, where did I take it?! In the middle of the thigh!”

尚清華：“大腿中間更好啊。大腿中間可是男人的關鍵部位。”

要不是修雅劍剛回到手裏，舍不得拿來做龌龊的事，沈清秋真有心把他大腿中間的部位削下來一坨。他想起要緊的事，臉色一正，問道：“既然坦白從寬，那我問你，天琅君這個人物，你有沒有做過什麽設定？”

尚清華：“你問冰哥他爹幹什麽？”

沈清秋道：“不幹什麽，就是覺得奇怪，男主他爹你居然不大做文章。要知道多個老婆你都能寫50萬字，多個爹你肯定還能再連載兩年。”

尚清華精神一振：“你真有眼光，果然是我的忠實讀者。我跟你說啊，我原來呢，是打算展開大框架寫的，設定是冰哥他爹是boss，結果寫着寫着，電腦崩了一回，大綱丢了，很多細節都不清楚了。”

……沈清秋總算知道他那麽多坑是怎麽來的了：“所以幹脆就這麽坑坑窪窪了？”

尚清華說：“其實坑坑窪窪也沒什麽對吧，主要是大家看的爽了就行。妹子該推的都推了，賤人該殺的都殺了，也沒必要非要再安排個boss。”

向天打飛機砍大綱是砍得爽了，可系統則把嚴謹負責地這個世界的坑都補全了！

尚清華繼續道：“其實還有更重要的原因。主要是我也不知道該怎麽編了。天琅君血比他兒子純，武力比他兒子高，成名比他兒子早，人設比他兒子叼，我想了半天，居然想不出來該讓男主怎麽打敗他！”

沈清秋扶額。

哦草。

這要是天琅君真的被放出來了，洛冰河究竟能不能打敗他？！

說不定，利用這個可以牽制住洛冰河？

沈清秋立馬掐滅了這個危險的想法。

對于根本不知道有幾斤幾兩的對象，妄想利用，說不定最後怎麽死的都不知道。

結論還是萬年不變的：向天打飛機菊苣真是太能讓人省心了！

沈清秋拍桌：“你老實交代，你還有什麽設定過但沒寫出來的東西沒有。撿要緊的說！”

尚清華：“要不要緊我不知道，不過有一個是跟你、準确來說是跟沈九有關的。”

沈清秋一聽，寒毛都豎起來了。

依向天打飛機的尿性，會給他加什麽畫風正常的設定才怪！

沈清秋抱頭道：“你……你說吧。我能扛得住。”

尚清華開始慷慨激昂地談他的寫作理念：“沈清秋這個人物我有很多想法。我希望能把他塑造成一個圓形的立體人物，他人渣，他猥瑣，但他也有渣的原因和不渣的一面。不過讀者不太買賬，我一開始寫那個苗頭，他們就在書評區掐了，所以我一看風向不對，立刻把他改成了一個臉譜化的猥瑣賤人。但其實他……”

沈清秋正聚精會神，忽然，屋外幾名侍女齊齊恭聲道：“君上！”

來得太不是時候了！

這一聲傳進來，尚清華臉色大變，火舌燎了屁股一般一蹦三尺高，沖向後門：“你那位來了，今後再說！”

別走啊！沈清秋伸出爾康手。

去你的“今後再說”！卡在這種地方比【目擊證人說“兇手其實是……”然後吐出一口血就地身亡】還不能忍！！！

沈清秋回轉身體的時候，青簾一挑，洛冰河正低頭走進屋來。

他立即換上一副波瀾不驚的面孔。

因為被打斷了非常重要（大概）的嚴肅座談，臉色也不好。洛冰河目光先是在他手中修雅劍上一點，這才移了上去。

沉默片刻，還是洛冰河率先開的口。

“這些天過得如何。”

“挺好。”沒見到他，的确挺好。

洛冰河道：“師尊似乎一直不曾休息。”

沈清秋道：“若是能不做夢，休息也是好的。”

他這話意思非常清楚。洛冰河居然也沒生氣。

他眼睫輕垂，站了一會兒，像是下了很大決心，才低聲道：“雖然夢境中那時對師尊有所隐瞞，可我當時所說的話，卻不是假的。”

你丫真敢說！

一提到這個，沈清秋就火大，恨不得掄起胳膊抽他百十個大耳刮子。

夢裏的洛冰河當真是可愛多了，雖然男主還是那個男主，但凄凄楚楚柔腸百轉的，縱使直男如沈清秋，也忍不住心生憐惜。只是當時越憐惜，事後臉就被抽的越疼。栽了個跟鬥丢了個大臉，怨不得他惱羞成怒。

沈清秋道：“我現在是真不知道你哪句話真，哪句話假了。”

他還說過金蘭城之事不是他做的，沈清秋原先都有九成信了，現在卻一成都不敢信了。

洛冰河血氣上湧，臉色微紅，擡起眼睑，冷冷地說：“師尊只顧生氣我騙了你，可如果我不這麽做，恐怕現在我還不能和你說上一句話。”

那是，沈清秋一向都是見到他轉身就跑的。即便是說上話了，不知道為什麽，也像現在這樣，三句兩句就僵持住了，火藥味十足。

洛冰河手指無意識把心魔劍的劍柄越扣越緊，指節用力到發白。不止瞳孔發紅，眼眶也在隐隐發紅：“師尊又何嘗沒騙我？你說不贊同魔族人界之分，可轉眼就不承認。花月城身死，五年裏我招魂上萬次，屢試屢敗，屢敗屢試，從未心灰意冷，即便如此，我也從沒懷疑過師尊厭棄我到了這種程度，寧可棄身也不想看到我。”

他說到最後，尾音有些不穩，聲調也漸漸揚起，又似激憤又似賭氣：“師尊現在當然大有理由指責我是混世魔王，我為禍蒼生。可為什麽我什麽都沒做的時候，也要被避如蛇蠍？你騙我兩次，我也騙你兩次，不是公平得很？”

……他這算的也太清楚了！

一樁還一樁，果然是有仇必報的類型！

縱使覺得他算得沒錯，沈清秋仍忍不住由衷地說：“你真記仇。”

洛冰河嗤笑，“師尊恐怕是沒看過我真正記仇的樣子。”

他笑着笑着，神情漸轉陰郁，淡淡地道：“如果我說，對師尊，我只記，不仇。也多半不會被相信吧。”

沈清秋暗暗心驚：“你冷靜。”要說話就好好說，不要變臉！

洛冰河沉聲說：“師尊你向來都能冷靜，可我冷靜不下去了。”

沈清秋還沒反應過來怎麽回事，只聽咕咚一聲，後背一痛。再緩過神來，兩人已經雙雙滾到了床板上。

……好久沒睡這竹床板了真他媽硌得慌！

沈清秋罵人了：“反了你了？！”

洛冰河抿嘴不說話，沈清秋正想一腳踹開他，突然炸開了毛。

一只手倏地從下擺探進了他內衫。

我屮艸芔茻！

沈清秋膝蓋猛地往上一頂，被洛冰河單手握住膝蓋，就勢一壓。

沈清秋心裏狂艹一百遍，他可不想被掰成兩腿大張躺在別人身下的姿勢！當即上身沖起，用了段巧勁，腰部一轉，一個鬥轉星移大翻身，把洛冰河反壓在身下。

修雅出鞘三寸，寒澄澄抵上洛冰河喉間，沈清秋也被激上了火氣，獰笑道：“玩兒霸王硬上弓？嗯？”

受制于人是實話，可也別想他擺出乖乖就範的姿态！

洛冰河上下三路加頸上命門都被制住，卻目光炫亮，分毫不畏懼頸間利刃，一把握住沈清秋手腕，另一手在地上一撐，形勢即将再次倒轉，沈清秋哪能讓他如意，修雅劍劍柄刺他穴位，你來我往幾個回合，打作一團骨碌碌滾下床去，沈清秋突然反應過來。

不對，這可是修真文，肉搏個屁！有炮不用，傻逼嗎！？

他立刻揚手，掼了一把靈力，石破天驚的一拳搗上洛冰河小腹。

這一拳打得痛快極了，沈清秋接連數日的憋屈惱火都仿佛跟着砸了出來，正爽破天際，突然系統滴滴叭叭地撒花提示：

【*★,°*:.☆\\(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★* 。恭喜~爽度+500！】

沈清秋：“……”

我靠，這人真的變态！他真的是！當之無愧的受虐狂！不虐不爽！打他一拳居然能有500爽！連系統提示都變得花裏胡哨春心蕩漾還破天荒帶了個飄號，活了多少年也沒見到這樣的奇葩！

沈清秋還待再砸一記暴擊，洛冰河卻不陪他玩兒了，右手一撥，沈清秋失了準頭，暴擊打偏，屋頂轟的砸出一個形狀規則的坑。可沈清秋這一下是連環的，一記打偏，第二第三波靈力接踵而至。洛冰河只撥開，不還擊，偶爾被打中，生生受住，哼都不哼一聲，一路翻滾，所到之處白光火花四處爆炸，靈氣魔氣混混沌沌，暴擊亂飛。

裝b裝太久，沈清秋不知多久沒這樣粗魯地暴打一場了。怎一個解氣了得！冷不防一只手撕開內衫，肉貼肉摸上了他腰身。

沈清秋當場軟了一剎那，立即哐的一劍柄甩上洛冰河腦門，罵道：“畜生！”

這種時候還能幹這種事，不是畜生是什麽？！

暴打了他一頓，系統提示五十多條，爽度起碼加了4000多！

Luo Binghe said in despair: "In the eyes of Master, I am worse than a beast anyway, so I might as well make it a reality."

Shen Qingqiu was so angry that he wanted to laugh. You want to be tortured, right? I guarantee you will enjoy it! Before he could say "Get lost!" and launch a powerful attack with both hands, his eyes suddenly blurred and his body tilted.

The Xiu Ya sword fell to the ground. A force that seemed to pull the soul out of the body came over me.

He just froze, and Luo Binghe stopped moving, suspicious and extremely alert. In an instant, Shen Qingqiu's headache was about to explode.

Countless fragments of images flashed before my eyes. Sometimes it was completely blank, sometimes it was pitch black, and sometimes I seemed to see the shadowy figures of people. The sharp tinnitus pierced my eardrums and hurt.

Luo Binghe then felt something was wrong, turned over and sat up, reaching out to press him. Shen Qingqiu was not held down by him, as if a pair of giant hands were roughly pulling out his soul and brain, Shen Qingqiu rolled on the ground holding his head and struggling.

Something was calling, reaching out from all directions, screaming and tearing at his soul.

Even when the blood of the Heavenly Demon was activated to its most ferocious state, Shen Qingqiu did not have the urge to scream.

Luo Binghe said in panic: "Master, I... I was just trying to scare you. Don't take it seriously. What's wrong with you?"

Shen Qingqiu's body moved and turned in his arms. Luo Binghe half-hugged him and quickly used the spiritual current to pass through Shen Qingqiu's body. There was obviously nothing abnormal, but Shen Qingqiu's screams were indescribably miserable and terrifying, as if a red-hot iron brand was directly inserted into his brain.

As Shen Qingqiu's heartbeat became weaker and weaker, Luo Binghe began to tremble, first with a slight tremor, and then more and more violently, unable to hold up his body, and fell from half-kneeling to kneeling on both knees.

He tried everything he could think of, but to no avail. He could only yell, "Come on! Get in here!"

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