Chapter 64 Tryst
Shen Qingqiu thought he had heard wrongly: "What did you say?"
Tian Langjun repeated patiently: "I want to ask Master Shen Feng, have you and Luo Binghe ever practiced together?"
Shen Qingqiu's face twitched a few times. Tian Langjun said: "Or Master Shen Feng doesn't understand what I mean by dual cultivation? It means..."
Shen Qingqiu: "That's enough."
Can you have some shame?!
Shen Qingqiu forced himself to calm down, "Why do you think that he and I have practiced together?"
Tian Lang Jun said: "To be honest, I have always been yearning for the folk culture, customs and habits of the human world."
Shen Qingqiu: "So?"
Does yearning for the customs and practices of the human world have anything to do with this issue?
Tian Lang-Jun stretched out a finger, shook it twice, and hummed a charming and soft tune.
Shen Qingqiu was expressionless at first, but the more Tian Lang-Jun hummed, the more his cold and arrogant expression became.
I! Go! To! The! Spring! Mountain! Hate!
How come it has become popular in the demon world!!!
Tian Langjun hummed two full paragraphs, feeling very satisfied, but still not satisfied: "Only the human world with its outstanding people and beautiful scenery can produce such an amazing masterpiece. It is really wonderful, especially the hook left at the end, which makes people unable to stop and look forward to the next one."
Oh, this is still a serial?!
Shen Qingqiu: "...Wait. When we first met in the Holy Mausoleum, you said 'I've heard a lot about you'."
Could it be this "久仰"? The "久仰" in the little yellow song?
Tian Langjun said happily: "That's exactly what 'long admired' means."
System: [Exchange interests and hobbies with the boss, the villain's image becomes three-dimensional, B-level +150! ]
Damn hobbies!
The two were staring at each other when the black-skinned demon girl who had taken care of Shen Qingqiu until he woke up ran past them, as happy as an antelope. Shen Qingqiu looked closely and found that she really had a pair of antelope legs. The girl jumped up and down, raised her head and asked loudly: "Your Majesty! Is the new place we are going to very good?"
Tian Langjun smiled and waved his hand back at her: "That would be great."
The girl asked innocently, "Is there much water?"
Tian Langjun said: "Rivers and mountains are all over the world."
The girl shouted joyfully and jumped away. Shen Qingqiu looked at her back, thinking something was wrong: "Where are you going to move them to?"
Tian Lang Jun said leisurely: "Master Shen Feng has already made up his mind, why bother asking when you already know the answer?"
Rivers and mountains are not common landforms among the demons.
"A good place" undoubtedly refers to the human world. Shen Qingqiu said: "Looking at the number, more than 20% of the demons in the southern border are probably gathered in this team. Do you think that such a large scale of crossing the border will not be noticed by the cultivation world?"
Tian Lang Jun asked, "Who said we must cross the border?" He straightened up and smiled, "What do you think I want this sword for?"
Shen Qingqiu felt that he could not only guess the protagonist's thoughts, but also the protagonist's father's thoughts, so he simply gave up guessing and asked directly this time: "You want to use the Heart Demon Sword to cut a rift between the two worlds?"
Tianlang Jun added: "To be precise, it is to merge the two realms."
Merge the human world and the demon world!
Isn't it the same as crushing the other dimension into a ball?
Shen Qingqiu did not find this idea absurd. On the contrary, he was sure that as long as he had the Heart Demon Sword in his hand, he would definitely be able to accomplish this seemingly absurd fantasy.
Because this is based on the original work!
The merger of the two worlds was a crazy thing that Luo Binghe did when the original novel was nearing its finale in order to completely unify the demon world and the cultivation world.
Originally, Shen Qingqiu always thought that the "Luo Binghe" in the original novel was the one he was most familiar with. But now when he thought about it, he felt that this character was very far away from himself and very unfamiliar.
That "Luo Binghe" didn't care about the devastating consequences of doing so. His reason was that the separation of the two realms was not conducive to governance, and the resources were unbalanced. The wives and brothers of the demon clan quarreled every day, which made him annoyed, so he simply merged them for easier management.
Shen Qingqiu said in a deep voice: "... Is this the 'gift' you want to give? This is too malicious."
Tian Langjun stroked his chin and said gently, "I really have no ill intentions. I like the human world very much, and it has always been my wish to allow the two races to communicate more closely."
Shen Qingqiu raised his eyebrows and said, "Did Tianlang-Jun really not think of it or does he not care at all? The demons can adapt to the human world, but how many non-cultivators in the human race can adapt to the demon world? In other words," he emphasized the words selectively, "even if you 'like' people, can you guarantee that all demons like you? The two worlds have been separated since ancient times, and there have been countless disputes like this. If they merge without hesitation, don't even think about living in peace for a day."
Tian Lang Jun said helplessly: "Master Shen Feng is indeed someone from the four major sects, and they all have this tone. I don't want to be so hasty. But now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to go all out and merge them first. Take it slowly, and they will get used to each other."
No matter how big the matter is, he is just "hasty". The logic of the last sentence is actually equivalent to □□, as you rape, the target will always cooperate, so rape first and then talk about it.
Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but ask: "You and Su Xiyan... are you just doing this for the purpose of 'close communication between the two races'?"
Tian Langjun sighed softly: "Xi Yan. Of course she is very good. I like her." He changed his tone and said with his hands: "But she is dead."
Because he's dead, he has no attachment to him?
After all, the demons' love is too cold.
He treated the woman he fell in love with like this, so he would not be any better to his own son. Shen Qingqiu was silent for a moment, then asked, "What do you think of Luo Binghe?"
Although Luo Binghe never mentioned it, Shen Qingqiu knew that he had fantasies about his biological parents.
He only knew that he was the son of a woman from a famous family and a noble with demon blood, but he didn't know who the two people were or what their names were.
In fact, he had always secretly imagined how good his parents would be to him if they were still alive. If Luo Binghe knew that his biological father was like this, those imaginations would really be just ridiculous imaginations.
Tianlang-Jun glanced at him and asked, "Feeling sorry for him?"
Shen Qingqiu snorted.
It is only natural that bosses are all middle school students. However, Tianlang Jun's situation is special. He used to be an innocent and idealistic middle school student who always thought he could save the world and bring love and peace between the two races. After being suppressed under Bailu Mountain for so many years, he now has a middle school student with unconscious malice.
Luo Binghe must be told of Tianlang-Jun's intention, and have him find a way to send a message to Cangqiong Mountain, or at least make preparations in advance.
At night, the army, surrounded by smoke and dust, stopped on a piece of wilderness and set up camp on the spot.
In fact, only a few humanoid demons need to set up camp. The beast-like demons can just sleep on the ground, in a pit, on a treetop, or on grass.
Shen Qingqiu's resting place was a comfortable and spacious white tent, simple on the outside but fully equipped on the inside. Zhu Zhilang arranged the place himself before sending him in.
As soon as the demon girl who had followed him left, Shen Qingqiu immediately lay down on the bed, closed his eyes and fell asleep, waiting for Luo Binghe to fall asleep.
After an unknown amount of time, he suddenly felt the moonlight sway. Shen Qingqiu opened his eyes and saw Luo Binghe half-kneeling in front of the bed.
Shen Qingqiu had just said half a sentence: "Luo Binghe, listen to me..." Luo Binghe rushed over.
Shen Qingqiu was caught by him and pressed back on the bed. His mouth was tightly blocked by something soft, so he couldn't even make a sound. He could only stare blankly, his face flushed with anger. Luo Binghe didn't know how to hold back. He kissed him harder and harder, and in the end, it turned into a bite like a little beast.
Shen Qingqiu finally caught his breath and cursed: "Luo Binghe!... What are you crazy about!"
He thought he was cursing, but after a few words came out of his mouth, he was out of breath, and it seemed like fake anger. Luo Binghe complained: "Continue with the part that was not completed last time."
He even dared to mention that last time he was possessed by a ghost and didn't kick Luo Binghe away! Last time, when their lips were about to touch, Shen Qingqiu woke up. When he mentioned it this time, his face suddenly burned. Fortunately, the candlelight was out, otherwise it would be ugly.
Stop.
Shen Qingqiu suddenly realized that the scene around him was not the Qingjing Peak Bamboo House.
So... I'm not dreaming?!
He sat up suddenly. As expected, he could still see the torchlight of the demon soldiers patrolling outside the tent, and could also hear the howling of wolves, the mooing of cows, and the deliberately suppressed shouting.
Luo Binghe was standing in his tent, not in a dreamland, but in person.
Really... so audacious!
Shen Qingqiu was about to vomit blood: "You are crazy! You ran over here and delivered yourself to the door. At least 20% of the demons in Southern Xinjiang are in this team, plus two demons of the same bloodline. If you are discovered, you are courting death!"
Luo Binghe patted him on the back and said, "Master, I can't rob him openly. I'm afraid he will activate the blood snake in your body, but you can't ask me to sit and wait. Master, please don't scold me. I really can't bear it anymore!"
Now he no longer had the Heart Demon Sword that could be used as a portal, and it was at least a thousand miles to cross the northern border. Shen Qingqiu wanted to slap him on the back of the head, but considering the long journey, he had to think carefully before doing so. Seeing that he was about to strike, he put one leg on the edge of the bed and immediately used the authority of a master to sternly warn him: "Have you forgotten that I haven't promised you anything yet?"
Luo Binghe said confidently: "I said last time, Master, if you want to kill me, just shout here and those ugly monsters outside will come in. Since Master didn't shout, it means you agreed to my request."
This is shameless, Shen Qingqiu was so angry that he laughed. He wanted to play a game of choosing between two options, either killing someone or getting fucked, only idiots would fall for it, just choose from the options!
This must be corrected. This guy is not just extremely bold, he is simply extremely lustful.
Shen Qingqiu didn't want to kick him, fearing that it would cause too much noise, so he kept pushing his head away, trying his best to remain serious: "Did you alarm anyone when you came in?"
The hero can come and go freely among the thousands of troops, so why should we doubt it? Luo Binghe said: "How is it possible? If I come in, no one can see me. But there is one thing I need to worry about..."
Before he could say what was going on, a clear cough was heard from outside the tent.
Zhuzhilang's voice rang out: "Master Shen? Have you rested?"
Upon hearing this voice, Luo Binghe's eyes suddenly turned murderous, and he walked out coldly. Shen Qingqiu quickly held him down, with a stern look, signaling him not to act impulsively.
Luo Binghe was glared at by him, and for some reason, his cheeks turned light red. Shen Qingqiu didn't have time to complain about his masochistic nature. There were demon beast soldiers patrolling outside the tent, and there was nowhere to hide inside the tent, so he lifted the quilt, and Luo Binghe understood and squeezed in.
Zhuzhilang said to himself outside, "Are you going to bed so early?"
Yes, so go!
There was silence outside the tent for a moment. Shen Qingqiu thought he had left and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Zhu Zhilang said, "Then... I'm sorry to bother you."
How come you have to come in whether I'm asleep or not? !
What the hell are you asking!!!
Luo Binghe poked his head out, feeling angry and suspicious: "What is this snake doing here while Master is sleeping?"
Just hide well, you naughty kid!!!
Shen Qingqiu pushed his head back, jumped off the bed and shouted, "Don't come in!"
Zhu Zhi Lang did not come in, and asked in confusion, "So you didn't take a break? Why didn't Master Shen answer just now?"
Shen Qingqiu said: "I'm sleepy and don't want to answer. Xi Zhilang, please go."
Zhuzhilang was stunned: "Didn't we agree on this during the day?"
Die, die, die. He had indeed agreed during the day that Zhuzhilang would come to remove the remaining ties of love from him at night!
Luo Binghe showed his face again and asked quietly: "What did you agree on?"
Just as Shen Qingqiu piled the second quilt on him and lowered the bed curtain, Zhuzhilang came into the tent.
He held the small golden stove in his hand, glanced at the side, and said, "Master Shen, please forgive me for offending you so late at night. But I am afraid that there will be more trouble if my feelings are not completely gone."
It would be too suspicious if he came in and then rushed out. Anyway, Zhuzhilang didn't dare to look at him for some unknown reason, so he could only be as careful as possible.
Shen Qingqiu stood in front of the bed curtain and said with a smile: "I understand. Thank you for your help."
Zhuzhilang said politely: "It's just my job. Why doesn't Master Shen come to the bed..." Before he took a step, Shen Qingqiu stood in front of him, grabbed his arm, and turned around.
When Zhuzhilang turned his back to the bed curtain, he said, "Don't go to bed. Just stay here."
Zhuzhilang was inexplicably dragged by him by the arm and swung around. He didn't know how to ask, so he just thought he was in a good mood and asked, "Standing?"
Shen Qingqiu said decisively: "Stand."
Zhuzhilang: "Can Master Shen bear it?"
Behind him, Luo Binghe suddenly threw back the quilt, his body filled with murderous aura and black mist. Shen Qingqiu pretended not to see it and looked straight ahead: "I'm used to it."
Zhuzhilang nodded, turned around and placed the golden stove on the small table. Taking this opportunity, Shen Qingqiu sent a palm to Luo Binghe from a distance, knocking him back into the quilt and quickly covering him up. When Zhuzhilang turned around, everyone was already in their positions, and everything was normal.
He held the red-hot charcoal and said, "Master Shen, please take off your outer clothes."
Shen Qingqiu lowered his head and slowly began to untie his belt. He really didn't dare to untie it quickly. If he really did, Luo Binghe would probably tear the bed apart and him apart.
His movements were so slow that it was shocking. Zhuzhilang waited for a long time and finally couldn't help but take a look: "Master Shen, are your fingers inconvenient? Do you need my help?"
When Shen Qingqiu saw him raise his eyes, he quickly tugged at his collar, and his coat slid off his shoulders.
The author has something to say: Hello everyone, I am the manuscript box. I can't reply to comments for the time being, and I don't have time to post pictures...
After defeating the Ice Dad boss, I went back to my hometown (chun) (shan) and got married (shuang) (xiu).
Thank you all for your love!
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