Chapter 67: Threesomes Must Be F*cked

It is not easy for adults to deal with children who are not sensible at home. Shen Qingqiu finished laughing and said something nice: "I haven't seen you for a while, Junior Brother Liu has become more advanced in his cultivation."

Liu Qingge raised his chin: "I just came out of the closet."

When Luo Binghe was blocking Cangqiong Mountain, Liu Qingge said "Wait!", and he really went into seclusion to cultivate. He came to rescue people right after coming out of seclusion, Shen Qingqiu touched his nose, and felt that just saying thank you was not enough.

Luo Binghe's eyes flickered between the two of them, and he interrupted, "You're still not as good as me."

Shen Qingqiu glanced at him. Yes, yes, you are the strongest, the best male protagonist in the whole book, how can you not be strong? Got it!

He turned to Liu Qingge again and changed the subject: "How did you know to come to Southern Xinjiang to find me?"

It turned out that after Liu Qingge came out of retreat, he rushed to Luo Binghe's territory in the northern border of the Demon Realm, killing everyone along the way, almost turning everything upside down. However, Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe were not there, saying that they hurried back to give some instructions and then left immediately. He first captured the demon woman named Sha and interrogated her - the interrogation method of Bai Zhan Peak was beating, at best, there were only different degrees of beating. Of course, he couldn't beat the woman, so he didn't ask her anything. Fortunately, he ran into Shang Qinghua who was wandering around.

Liu Qingge was merciless to this fellow. As soon as he raised his fist, he confessed everything incessantly, including what Shen Qingqiu's food was like when he stayed in the Demon Realm, his daily entertainment activities, and important information about being captured in Southern Xinjiang.

After finding out the truth, Liu Qingge planned to execute the traitor on the spot, but unexpectedly, Mobei Jun suddenly appeared again. The two of them fought, causing Luo Binghe's underground palace to collapse a small part, which delayed them for some time.

This ups and downs, violent and turbulent journey is Liu Juju's recent itinerary.

So much effort...Liu Qingge is really a more reliable man than my own brother!

Shen Qingqiu then remembered that he had something important to tell him, and said seriously: "Okay, let's stop here, Junior Brother Liu, I have something important to tell you."

Liu Qingge said: "Speak."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Do you know Tianlang Jun?"

For people in the world of cultivation, this name is legendary.

A few years ago, in the battle where Tianlangjun was suppressed under Bailu Mountain, the four major sects came out in droves. Although Cangqiong Mountain Sect was also a main force, the ones who participated in the battle were all the peak masters of the previous generation. Among the current peak masters of Cangqiong Mountain Sect, only Yue Qingyuan participated in the battle as the chief disciple of Qiongding Peak, and he emerged as Xuan Suo and played a key role.

Liu Qingge would know all this, of course: "The last Saint King of the Demon Race? His body has been damaged for seven or eight years."

Shen Qingqiu said: "The destruction of the body does not mean death. It is also possible that the body has been detached."

Liu Qingge raised an eyebrow: "Same as you?"

Shen Qingqiu felt ashamed and coughed dryly: "That's right."

Liu Qingge didn't pursue the matter any further: "He came out, and then?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Tian Langjun intends to merge the demon world and the human world."

"Does that mean he intends to attack the human world?"

Shen Qingqiu knew that it was easy for ordinary people to confuse these two concepts.

Speaking of "merger", many people think it only means "unification". In fact, what Tianlang-Jun intends to do with the Heart Demon Sword is a literal "merger".

The demon world and the human world are like two sides of a piece of paper, in different spaces. If you draw a line on the front side of the paper, no matter how far you stretch it, you can never draw on the back side.

The Heart Demon Sword can splice the front and back of the paper onto the same plane.

For example, there is a river called Luochuan in the human world, and there is a Bone Burial Ridge in the demon world. These two places are in a different world. In the original novel, Luo Binghe used his inner demon as a key to merge the two worlds, and the Bone Burial Ridge was "pieced" together in the center of Luochuan, turning it into an isolated island.

After a brief explanation, Liu Qingge frowned: "Is this really possible?"

Of course it can be done. Luo Binghe in the original novel did it successfully!

Shen Qingqiu nodded solemnly. Liu Qingge thought for a moment and said, "This is a serious matter. We need evidence to gain the trust of the leaders."

As for evidence, there really is none. Shen Qingqiu was having a slight headache when Luo Binghe, who had been quiet for a while, suddenly asked, "Master, why don't you ask me?"

Before Shen Qingqiu could answer, Liu Qingge took the lead and sneered.

There were good reasons for his sneer. Luo Binghe had demon blood and had fallen out with the other sects long ago, making him notorious. He had turned Huanhua Palace into a cult organization. Although its strength had not weakened but strengthened under his control, the four major sects had already kicked it out of the ranks. As a major sect of cultivation, it existed in name only and naturally could not help.

So, if we ask him, I'm afraid there won't be much to say...

Shen Qingqiu understood this in his heart, but he couldn't say more. Otherwise, Luo Binghe's fragile glass heart would be broken.

He laughed dryly a few times, but before he finished laughing, he suddenly felt a little extra weight on his shoulders.

Luo Binghe's head rested lightly on his left shoulder.

Shen Qingqiu thought he was being coquettish again and shuddered a bit, but when he looked more closely, he saw that Luo Binghe's eyes were closed and he looked like he was sleeping peacefully.

You can sleep while standing! Weren’t we chatting happily just now?

Shen Qingqiu grabbed his arm with his backhand to prevent him from dropping the flying sword, and called softly: "Luo Binghe?"

No response. After a pause, Shen Qingqiu changed his voice to a lower and lighter one: "...Binghe?"

After calling out twice, he slowly opened his eyes. Shen Qingqiu saw that his eyes were dimmed and couldn't help asking, "Are you really tired?"

It had only been a few days since he left the Holy Mausoleum, and even if Luo Binghe's injuries healed quickly, there would probably be some lingering consequences, and it was possible that he was dizzy.

Luo Binghe shook his head: "No."

Shen Qingqiu pondered for a moment, then turned to Liu Qingge, who was folding his hands and staring coldly at this side: "Junior Brother Liu, after crossing the border, why don't you go first and return to Cangqiong Mountain Sect to discuss with the head brother and others."

Liu Qingge narrowed his eyes slightly: "What about you?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "I may have to go back later. Luo... Binghe is like this, I think it's better for him to rest for a while before leaving."

Liu Qingge took a deep breath and said, "I came here just to take you back."

Shen Qingqiu hesitated. Luo Binghe said nothing, lowered his head, and looked very obedient. He said again: "Just one night."

Liu Qingge looked at Luo Binghe who was nestling behind Shen Qingqiu and said sternly, "Not even for one night."

What to do then?

An hour later, the three of them crossed the border and stopped in front of the largest inn in the city.

This city is far from the Central Plains, and there are many small sects, but it is rare to see such handsome and ethereal figures appearing, and three of them appeared at once, each one more handsome than the other, and many people stopped to watch. Liu Qingge held his head high and walked with a big step, holding the Chengluan, and was the first to step through the threshold.

The lobby was magnificent, spacious and bright, and immediately a waiter came forward to greet them. Shen Qingqiu said, "Junior Brother Liu, do you really want to come with us?"

I always feel that Liu Qingge is the type of person who is detached from worldly matters, who doesn't need to sleep at all, and even if he does sleep, he would sleep on a cloud-shrouded altar.

Liu Qingge stood with his sword in hand and his arms folded, and said coldly, "I'm worried."

He raised his eyelids and happened to see Luo Binghe behind Shen Qingqiu, snorting twice silently. His eyes turned evil, and the corners of his mouth smiled contemptuously, his eyes were full of malice, and he was immediately furious, and the veins on the back of his hand holding Cheng Luan bulged. Shen Qingqiu saw this and hurriedly said, "If you have something to say, we can talk it over, don't be angry." He turned around again, and Luo Binghe blinked innocently, his lips were still slightly pale.

The waiter smiled and asked, "How many guests are here to stay overnight?"

Liu Qingge ignored him, and Luo Binghe looked like he was about to fall down at any moment, so Shen Qingqiu had no choice but to come out on his own: "Not bad."

Waiter: "How many rooms do you want?"

Shen Qingqiu: “Three…”

Luo Binghe: “Two.”

Liu Qingge almost had the words "ambitious and hateful, deserving of punishment" written on his face.

Luo Binghe said with a cheerful face: "Two rooms, please. Thank you."

Liu Qingge said: "Three."

Luo Binghe smiled and asked, "Excuse me, who pays?"

Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge hesitated for a moment.

It goes without saying that Shen Qingqiu had just escaped from the devil's cave, so how could he bring these things with him? It was even more impossible for Liu Qingge to do so, because he had killed so many people along the way, so how could he remember to keep money on him?

Luo Binghe said slowly: "It's me. I didn't bring enough money. So, two rooms."

Shen Qingqiu: "...Junior Brother Liu, don't bother with him."

There is really no way to solve this problem. If you don't have money, you can't pawn Xiu Ya or Cheng Luan...

I don't know if Luo Binghe did it on purpose. Shen Qingqiu really didn't dare to make a conclusion now. After getting the room card, Liu Qingge walked in front when going upstairs, and Shen Qingqiu was in the middle. He turned around and said helplessly: "Next time you irritate your uncle like this, I will sell you to make money."

Luo Binghe looked up and said, "Master, you are always so cruel."

Liu Qingge in front looked back, wrinkled his nose, and looked disgusted from the bottom of his heart.

Luo Binghe was quite amazing to be able to make him show such an expression.

The two rooms are right next to each other.

Room allocation is a serious issue.

Liu Qingge had his own considerations. Luo Binghe's behavior was bizarre, and he was full of evil spirits. He could even hold a corpse for five years. Now, this living person was right in front of him.

Can he succeed?

There seemed to be sparks crackling in the air. Shen Qingqiu calmly opened the door, turned around, and closed the door.

After closing it, he suddenly opened a crack and said, "Then you guys should have a good rest."

The sparks froze instantly.

Liu Qingge: "...Hey!"

Are you teasing him?!

Luo Binghe's forehead was now as dark as a black cloud, and he complained, "Master, he will kill me."

Shen Qingqiu raised his index finger at Liu Qingge: "You can hit me. Just don't beat me to death."

Just kidding. He didn't dare to share a room with Luo Binghe. Staying in the same room with him late at night was courting death!

Yes, Shen Qingqiu insisted that he was still straight! The fact that he could read stallion stories like Proud Immortal Demon Path was proof that he was straight!

He didn't dare to share a room with Liu Qingge. Although Liu Juju was the top male of the Cangqiong Mountain Sect, and his integrity was known to the world, Luo Binghe, the jealous little king of the demon world, was even more difficult to deal with.

After summarizing the above, Shen Qingqiu said happily: "It's decided."

Luo Binghe was about to cry: "...Master, how could you be so cruel?"

Shen Qingqiu chuckled and decisively closed the door, leaving the two people outside the corridor petrified in the wind, burnt on the outside but tender on the inside.

Originally, I decided to find a place to rest because I saw that Luo Binghe was weak. Now, doesn't he look pretty good?

It’s all in vain!

After taking a bath, Shen Qingqiu changed into a clean middle-length shirt. He had nothing to do and saw a few thin booklets stacked on the small table by the window. The covers of each book were colorful and the title was not clearly visible. There were also numbers such as "one", "two", and "three" marked on them. So he took one and leaned against the bed to read it.

He flipped through the booklet quickly. The text in the booklet was gorgeous, the story was lingering, and it was accompanied by very beautiful illustrations. Shen Qingqiu was just about to take a closer look when the long-awaited system prompt came.

System: [Hello. Notice 1: The fun level exceeds a certain value, and the key props drop conditions are met. Please be prepared to receive them; if you fail to catch them when they drop, the props will be invalid.]

Key item. The fake jade Guanyin that can eliminate 5000 points of anger?

Shen Qingqiu threw the booklet in his hand aside: "Wait a minute. 'When the pleasure level exceeds a certain value, the conditions for the key item to drop are met', does it mean that before the pleasure level has reached a certain value, the key item cannot be activated?"

System: [Correct understanding.]

Then what's the use of prompting him whether to activate the key item before?

If you click to activate but don't meet the conditions, don't you still need to use the situational pusher? !

Besides, this item is actually useless. Shen Qingqiu sincerely believes that even if he doesn't mess with Luo Binghe now, as long as he doesn't mess with other people, the male protagonist's anger value will not rise.

Even if he pinned Luo Binghe to the ground and beat him to death, he would only feel more satisfied...

System: [Notice 2: High energy ahead. An important mission is about to appear in Zhaohua Temple ahead. Please be prepared to accept the mission. I wish you a happy journey.]

2.0 also has high-energy tips ahead!

Speaking of which, Luo Binghe had been too intimate recently, but the fun level hadn't increased. Shen Qingqiu had always been puzzled by this.

It's not that Shen Qingqiu is narcissistic, but according to Luo Binghe's nature, his anger would skyrocket if he glared, scolded or hit someone. It's really unscientific if it didn't double.

Could it be that he didn't hear it and missed the hint?

After opening the database, I found that the fun level did not increase much.

He asked. The system replied: [Due to the recent frequent increase in the value of the pleasure degree, in order to save system resources, the pleasure degree is changed to monthly settlement. I wish you a happy life.]

Monthly settlement?

Shen Qingqiu had a hunch that it would be a very scary number...

He was just about to recall what important plot there was in the Zhaohua Temple section of the original novel, when suddenly, there was a light knock on the wooden door of the room.

The author has something to say: Hello everyone, I am in the manuscript box again.

I have accumulated several days' worth of pictures. I want to see them all at once.

Yukka-chan... the scene where Master Shen kicked Luo Xiaomei. It looks really bad from this perspective. Master_(:3)∠)_Bingmei's hairstyle is really beautiful!

Lu Guanggn~ How about bullying! Too cute!!! Both Bingmei and the little dog! Pinching the bun face~~

The coffin where Tianlang-kun lies (Amon) gn's hand-drawn comic ~ Master Shen's expression is quite cold, elegant and noble!

108 cat food gn... The resentment is really deep. The unicorn arm is about to break out! Is it really okay to commit crimes against the wind?

The Jade and Leaf by Lu Guang GN is so beautiful... Lu Juju is a writer and painter, everyone must go to the long review section to read the fan fiction┏(┏ ^q^)┓

mole gn's Ningying! Little apprentice sister! So cute cry, no wonder Shen Qingqiu wanted to molest her [cough cough!

Still from Amongn, the dead Master Shen (……) Sleeping Beauty la la la ~

Why is Bingmei so handsome prpr

Shen Yuan from Lu Guanggn is weak. The specific setting of his previous life may be mentioned in the extra chapter~

Amon, comb your hair~ the draft is beautiful