Chapter 84 Extra: The ultimate showdown between Bingmei and Bingge 3
In the bamboo house, there are two identical people, two identical faces.
Apart from the fact that one was wearing white and the other was wearing black, there was absolutely no difference between them.
Luo Binghe, dressed in black, had a sword hanging from his waist, which was stacked layer upon layer and tightly wrapped with talismans.
The once domineering Heart Demon Sword was wrapped so roughly and ugly that not even a trace of demonic energy could leak out.
He shouted hoarsely, "Get out!"
Along with this angry growl came a critical hit. The white-clothed "Luo Binghe" stuck between Shen Qingqiu's legs immediately returned the blow without hesitation. The two collided, and there was a loud bang in the air, and the smoke dispersed.
He looked extremely unhappy and said contemptuously, "Why come back at this time instead of earlier or later..."
Before he finished speaking, Shen Qingqiu hooked his index and middle fingers, and the handle of the Xiu Ya sword that had just been stabbed and nailed into the wall trembled slightly and suddenly flew into his hand. Shen Qingqiu clenched his palm and immediately swung his arm to chop it off!
Attacked from both sides, "Luo Binghe" finally couldn't keep this provocative position any longer. He turned over and got off the bed, pinching Shen Qingqiu's waist before leaving, and landed lightly at the other end of the bamboo house, pretending to be sad: "Master, you hit me so hard. Don't you feel sorry for your disciple at all?"
Fuck you!
Who is your master!
This guy is the male protagonist of the original novel "The Proud Immortal Demon Path", "Luo Binghe"! He was released before when the system's punishment program was launched - the god-like man that readers worshiped and yearned for. Whoever mentioned him back then would respectfully call him: Brother Bing!
Shen Qingqiu never expected that this guy could not only appear in the punishment program, but also actually appear in this world in physical form. So, the so-called punishment of the system is not to release a simulated personality, but probably to pull Brother Bing directly from the parallel world of the original novel!
Although he had been feeling something was amiss since yesterday, Miss Luo was always acting weird and coquettish, and she was so concerned that she just focused on treating his injuries, so Shen Qingqiu didn't think much about it.
The real Luo Binghe had sword wounds on his palms and chest. The kid kept this thing as a treasure and refused to heal it, so how could he let him touch "smooth and intact skin"?
In the final analysis, it is because we are not familiar enough with each other's bodies that we forget about it so slowly.
Fortunately, I pulled myself back from the brink. It was a close call. I almost lost my reputation.
Then the word "go" he said when we met in the inner hall of the underground palace yesterday is easy to understand. This word does not mean "run away quickly", but "get out of here, you scumbag!"
Luo Binghe, dressed in black, with a sword hanging from his waist, rushed over and asked anxiously, "Master, did that bastard do anything to you?"
Uh, calling him a bastard, aren't you also calling yourself a bastard...
Complaints aside, Shen Qingqiu was very relieved to see Luo Binghe's anxious face, grabbing him and not letting go.
This is the right style of painting!
He cleared his throat, making sure his clothes were not torn or askew, and his appearance was not messy, before he said, "Master, I'm fine." He suddenly remembered that Luo Binghe was covered in wounds and flesh yesterday, and this one would probably not be unscathed either, so he hurriedly asked, "How are you? Are you injured?"
Luo Binghe nodded and said, "It's done."
Shen Qingqiu grabbed his wrist and turned it over. There was a white mark on his palm that was neither light nor heavy. He was moved: "What's going on? Where have you been these two days? Why is he here?"
Luo Binghe shook his head and said, "Disciple doesn't know. The day before yesterday, I was in seclusion in the inner hall of the underground palace. Suddenly, purple light surged on the fragments of the Heart Demon Sword, and this... person appeared, holding another Heart Demon Sword in his hand. I fought with him, and accidentally entered the crack opened by the Heart Demon Sword, and the crack closed. I only had time to snatch the sword away. When I came back, I didn't see Master, so I had to go all the way to Cangqiong Mountain Sect."
So in the past two days, Luo Binghe has gone to the original novel of "The Proud Immortal and Demonic Path"?
It turns out that the Heart Demon Sword's air-splitting power is so powerful that it can even cut open the entrance to a parallel world.
This is no longer something that can be explained by a bug!
A gay cuckold suddenly found himself among the three thousand beauties in the harem at the end. This kid must have been scared. Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but feel sympathy (……) when he suddenly heard someone coldly say: "Excuse me, I'm still here. Can you please stop being left alone?"
In the original novel, Luo Binghe was used to always being the center of attention. When he saw these two people huddled together as soon as they met, pretending he didn't exist, he was so disgusting and corny. He felt indescribably irritated, and secretly exerted force with his feet, silently crushing several pieces of bluestone.
Luo Binghe stood in front of Shen Qingqiu and asked in a grim tone: "What were you doing just now?"
"Luo Binghe" said calmly: "Just for fun."
Shen Qingqiu was shocked.
Who are you playing with?
...are you kidding me?
Brother Bing, you... accept everyone who comes?!
Regardless of gender or fishiness, just eat whatever is brought to your mouth?
Or is it that the original harem here has been confiscated and you are feeling suffocated?
Brother Bing sighed and said disdainfully: "Who made him so useless that he doesn't even have a woman?"
This "useless" standard is also ridiculous. Luo Binghe's focus was not here. He was so angry that blood seemed to flow from his pupils. He said in a deep voice: "How dare you humiliate Master like this..."
The eyes of the other "Luo Binghe" also suddenly turned red. He looked at him and sneered, "I want to do more than just humiliate him. Look at how useless you are! I am so ugly that I hang out with Shen Qingqiu, a shameless villain, all day long..."
Before he finished speaking, Luo Binghe exploded.
The bamboo house was almost filled with darkness, and it was pitch dark. No one would give way to the other. Suddenly, a white light came from above. It turned out that the two of them were throwing violent attacks at each other, and the wooden eaves on the bamboo house ceiling were innocently affected, and a big hole was blown out. Luo Binghe looked up, and his face was immediately darker than the evil energy he had shot out.
Shen Qingqiu had a similar expression: Damn it, what should I say when Andingfeng comes to repair it?
Luo Binghe didn't want to destroy the bamboo house, so he jumped out of the door and shouted, "Come out!"
The one in the original novel hummed, "It's just right. I can't move freely in this shabby house!"
Two figures, one black and one white, disappeared in an instant. Shen Qingqiu was considering whether he would kill both Luo Binghe if he called the people from Baizhan Peak over. At this time, Mingfan and Ning Yingying led a group of disciples to rush over. They were probably reading in the evening, and when they heard the unusual noise, they hurried over. Some were holding zithers, and some were holding books. Shen Qingqiu immediately said, "Stop!"
The disciples stood up immediately, and Mingfan asked, "Master, what is here..."
Shen Qingqiu interrupted him: "Line up."
The disciples of Qingjing Peak immediately lined up like a conditioned reflex. Shen Qingqiu said again: "Go down and run around Qingjing Peak. Run thirty laps!"
If we chase them away directly, these little guys will definitely be unsure and will have to stay to help (tian). It is better to chase them away first. With such a direct order, all the disciples looked at each other in bewilderment. Master told us to run, so let's run. A group of young men and women in green clothes followed one another like a train and ran towards the foot of Qingjing Peak.
Shen Qingqiu heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that they were sent away, turned around and leaped into the bamboo forest behind the mountain.
The guy in the original novel can completely control the sword of the inner demon, but the one he raised is not very stable, or has too many distracting thoughts in his mind, so it is easy to be attacked and attacked. Therefore, he dare not use the sword of the inner demon rashly, and is a little restrained. It is probably because of this reason that he took the initiative to seal the sword of the inner demon with a spell. He dare not use the golden finger, and he cannot beg for food even if he has a golden rice bowl. Therefore, the sword is not unsheathed, and it looks like a hand-to-hand fight.
But the destructive power of this melee is too strong!
Dozens of deep pits had been dug out on the ground, bamboo branches had fallen, leaves were flying, and birds were crying out in fear. If this continued, Qingjing Peak would be reduced to a bare peak. Shen Qingqiu saw the opportunity, mobilized Xiu Ya, and rushed towards Yuanzhu Luo.
Silver light flashed across his narrow eyes. "Luo Binghe" tilted his head sharply, flicked his fingers to push away the sword blade, and tilted his head and said, "We are obviously the same person. Master, why did you help him and hurt me?"
The devil is the same person as you!
The Luo Binghe he raised was the lunatic girl Luo, or Bingmei, who was categorized under the Green Dingding Literary City by the system after Shen Qingqiu intervened in the plot. She is not the same person as you, the male protagonist who is full of cuckoldry, has a head full of obscene thoughts, and has been promoted from a low-IQ villain to a supporting role!
Shen Qingqiu kept silent and exchanged glances with Luo Binghe. Without further words, they attacked the original Luo together.
Originally, there was not much difference in strength between the two Luo Binghe. Most of the injuries on Luo's body in the original novel were caused by Luo Binghe. With the addition of Shen Qingqiu, the balance slowly tipped.
In the snow-white sword light that was as graceful as a swimming dragon, spiritual power and black energy intertwined and tumbled, coordinating perfectly. "Luo Binghe" narrowly avoided several waves of attacks, narrowed his eyes slightly, and seemed to be angry, but did not reveal this emotion too much. He just pursed his lips and suddenly said: "His skills are so poor, what's good about him?"
Hearing this suddenly, Shen Qingqiu's hands trembled for a moment, but he held back and continued to fight.
Unexpectedly, Brother Bing did not hold back: "Master, you have also seen my ability. We are all alone anyway, why don't you come with me? I will definitely make you happier than if you were with him."
Shen Qingqiu: "Shut up!"
Luo Binghe murmured: "...Have you seen it before?"
Shen Qingqiu: "Concentrate on fighting."
Luo Binghe said: "What do you mean by seen it before? What do you mean by happier than me?"
"Luo Binghe" said ambiguously: "Or is it that, Master, you just like being hurt? Even if that's the case, I promise that I can satisfy you."
剎那間，洛冰河的臉扭曲了，他幾乎是無意識地把手放到了心魔劍上。
沈清秋忙喝道：“別拔！”
洛冰河這才回過神，立即撤手，可瞳中赤色越發濃烈，呼吸也急促起來。一咬牙，搶身攻上，率先開啓近戰。
兩人硬碰硬對上，力道一致，招式一致，所造成的後果也是一致。沈清秋聽見沉悶的“喀喀”之聲。
兩個洛冰河，一個斷了左手，一個斷了右臂，皆是軟綿綿地垂了下來。連接下來的反應也是一模一樣：手斷了就用腳踢，于是，又是“喀喀”兩聲——這回斷的是腿。
沈清秋忍無可忍：“夠了！”
這種打法，是要同歸于盡嗎？！
“洛冰河”忽然臉色一柔，望着沈清秋道：“師尊，你是不是怪我上次把你弄疼了？”
另一只睜眼道：“師尊，你之前和他也見過面？”
如果在系統裏也算見過面的話，那就算。沈清秋不願敷衍，道：“一面之緣而已。”
冰哥可真會見縫插針，委屈道：“上次是我不好。弟子認錯，可剛才師尊不也快活的很麽？都是徒弟，你怎麽忍心就對我這樣？”
裝。你裝。你繼續裝。不愧是兩面三刀口蜜腹劍嘴上笑說好心裏操千道的冰哥！
果然終點流的暗黑系男主就是陰險，他這是在故意擾亂洛冰河的心智。沈清秋哪能讓他得逞，罵得理直氣壯、毫不含糊：“一點也不快活！”
剛罵出來，他就覺得從小腹騰起一股強烈的酥軟麻熱。
無法忽略，無法壓抑，好像千萬只螞蟻黏黏糊糊地在他身體裏蠕蔓。
“洛冰河”的嘴角勾起，愉悅而陰森地說：“還能口是心非麽？”
天魔之血。
怎麽能忘了，只要洛冰河，都能操縱他身體裏的血蠱呢。
這邊兩只洛冰河，一個煽動血蠱，一個強壓血蠱，明着較勁兒，造成的後果就是，那陣酥麻和燥熱一陣一陣，斷斷續續，從腹部迅速彌漫全身，甚至是指尖。沈清秋喘了幾口熱氣，視線有些模糊，握劍的手也開始不穩。
洛冰河一個晃神，腰間所懸的心魔劍便被奪去。
原著洛笑容得意，又帶着幾分幾近嗜血的興奮，就在他握住劍柄，即将拔劍出鞘時，沈清秋忽然冷冷地道：“別高興得太早。你看看頭頂。”
此刻三人頭頂上方，只有疏疏簌簌的竹枝青葉，随風而起伏搖擺。“洛冰河”不必擡頭，就能感知到上方并無威脅，他淺淺莞爾：“這種對付幼稚小兒的伎倆，師尊拿來戲弄弟子，未免太看不起我了。”
不看？
好，自找的！
沈清秋左手成訣，清脆脆的打了個響指，眼神一凝。
“洛冰河”正想說話，一片輕浮的飛葉劃過他眼前。
他的笑容凝固了。
一道細微的血流，順着他的臉頰緩緩落下。
四面八方，竹葉越落越多，悠悠飄散而下的青葉速度陡然轉快，片片如東風帶寒刀一般，以他為中心刮去。
摘葉飛花奧義版！千葉萬花！
“洛冰河”揮出一掌，擊潰朝他密集開火的葉刀，沈清秋，整片竹林裏都是天女散花般追魂奪命朝着原著洛追去的飛葉，看似溫柔，可一沾身，就是削肉刮骨的威力，一片兩片還能閃避，可千百片鋪天蓋地包抄而來，再怎麽樣也能讓人手忙腳亂一陣，更何況兩人剛剛那般粗魯的打法，俱斷了一手一足，行動不便。沈清秋正要欺身而上，便見一道黑影搶在他身前，完好的那只手掌，正正打中了“洛冰河”的心口。
看着那張熟悉至極的臉露出不可置信的神色，霎那間，沈清秋竟然有些不忍心。
“洛冰河”倒退兩步，咽了咽喉嚨，似乎吞下了一口血，譏笑道：“真有默契。不錯啊？”
雖然是嘲諷，可他完好的那只手已經緊緊握成了拳，手背青筋時隐時現。
成年之後，從來沒有人，能把他逼到這種地步。
這樣落于下風，讓他想起了曾經受人欺辱、百般踐踏的日子。
澆到頭上的熱茶、四面透風的柴房、無止境的拳腳毆打和言語謾罵、從烈日炎炎的午後跪到深夜，食不果腹。
那些日子，和眼前那張臉有千絲萬縷的聯系。
可現在，這張臉的主人卻站在和他一模一樣的那個人身邊，托着那只折了的胳膊，不敢碰也不敢放，仿佛自己也能感覺到切身的痛感，皺眉道：“為什麽要跟他硬撞。明明知道折了還打。下次別這麽胡來了。”
雖然聽起來是在斥責，可這聲音，又氣，又急，又心疼。
蠢貨都能聽出來。
冷風穿林，簌簌葉動，竹葉片片飄落。
不甘心。
不公平。
那兩個人站在一起的畫面，竟然這樣刺眼，刺得他眼球生疼，眼眶火辣辣的。
明明都是“洛冰河”，憑什麽，他遇上的就是這樣的沈清秋，而自己遇上的卻是一個心胸狹窄、嫉妒成形的無恥之徒。
憑什麽！
被悉心保存的衣服和物件，清新整潔的偏室，喁喁細語，千般可憐，萬般遷就。
明明只是抱着折辱的心思，明明對這兩個人這種令人惡心的關系不屑一顧。
可是，現下這句“跟我走”，卻是情不自禁對着沈清秋脫口而出的。
洛冰河聽他說了這三個字，冷笑道：“你說什麽？嗯？”
他指骨響動，看樣子，竟然是起了殺心。
雖然沈清秋贊同補刀行為，補刀萬歲，可是……讓洛冰河殺洛冰河，這是個什麽事兒啊？
讓他動手殺？更不可能。
況且，不知道“男主金身不破”定律，在原著洛身上會不會也起作用？
沈清秋兩指在他肩頭壓了壓，讓他先別沖動。正頭疼該怎麽處理，“洛冰河”卻自己先動了。
他拍裂心魔劍的咒封，黑氣紫光洶湧，在兩人全神戒備中，使出劈空斬，劃開一道空間裂口，躍身而入。
回眸時，他狠狠咬住了嘴唇。
不甘心。
裂口随着那道身影消失。
這就……走了？
冰哥……這麽好打發？！
沈清秋愣了一會兒，這才反應過來：“回去立刻把心魔劍斷劍的殘片銷毀。這東西不能留。”
這玩意兒的bug太大了。繼續留着，不知道還會鬧出什麽神展開。
洛冰河默默點頭，雖然他應該不需要人扶，沈清秋還是繼續把半邊身子都借給他靠着。
兩人沒走幾步，洛冰河憂郁地問“師尊，我的技術，真的很差嗎？”
……
說實話，差。
真的差。不光是親，摸，脫，滾，都差了不是一個檔次。
至于插，沒有比較過，但是以此類推，應該也是……不及格。
沈清秋當然不會說出來，一筆帶過道：“也沒有。”
洛冰河臉上的憂郁之色越發濃重了。
沈清秋安慰他：“畢竟你沒什麽經驗。”
冰哥的娴熟，那可是身經百戰夜禦百女，煉出來的！
洛冰河低頭了。看樣子，似乎又在考慮圈哪塊地蹲着種蘑菇比較好。沈清秋最不能看他這樣了，哄道：“為師先給你治好手和腿，之後我們再……一起探讨一下。這樣如何？”
洛冰河驀地擡頭：“真的？！”
沈清秋就知道他是這個反應，淡定地拍拍他腦瓜子：“先去治。”
洛冰河點點頭，喀喀兩下，就把手和腿接了回去。
他霍然站起，用完好的雙手托住沈清秋的兩條胳膊，臉頰湧上一層暈紅，雙眼閃閃發亮：“治好了！師尊，一……一起探讨？”
作者有話要說：
下次更吃肉，下次更吃肉，下次更吃肉（重要的事情說三遍）
期末考将近，所以更新不穩定，說明放在了文案，也不敢随便保證什麽時候更新。不過肉會就在這幾天上的。
糾結了好久的人稱……就這樣吧……
謝謝壕天使們的栽培灌溉！
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Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 21:50:44
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 21:51:11
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 21:51:55
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 21:52:10
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 21:57:29
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 21:58:02
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 21:59:50
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 22:00:06
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 22:00:21
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 22:00:35
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 22:00:52
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 22:01:12
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 22:01:22
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 22:02:20
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 22:02:33
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 23:19:33
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 23:19:45
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 23:20:08
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 23:23:50
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 23:41:35
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 23:44:16
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 23:44:31
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time of throwing: 2014-12-04 23:44:54
Meow Palm threw a grenade. Throwing time: 2014-12-04 23:48:59
Meow Palm threw a mine. Time: 2014-12-05 00:03:54
Meow Palm threw a grenade. Throwing time: 2014-12-05 00:04:11
Meow Palm threw a grenade. Throwing time: 2014-12-05 00:18:02
The sky was full of snow and a mine was thrown. Time: 2014-12-05 00:22:16
rasion214 threw a mine. Time: 2014-12-05 00:50:07
rasion214 threw a mine. Time: 2014-12-05 00:57:39
The poor kid who is preparing for the postgraduate entrance exam threw a mine. Time: 2014-12-05 08:48:37
Ji Wushuang from the previous life threw a mine. Time: 2014-12-05 10:02:04
Vegetarian Lamb threw a mine. Time: 2014-12-05 11:52:27
The misty clouds threw a mine. Time: 2014-12-05 18:09:25
The Vest Team threw a rocket launcher. Time: 2014-12-05 20:50:17
Water. Throw a mine. Throwing time: 2014-12-05 20:59:11
Wu Tianshu threw a mine. Time: 2014-12-05 21:56:28
Yo Qingchun threw a mine. Time: 2014-12-05 22:40:32