Chapter 175 I Must Cure Your Illness



His aloof back stiffened.

What is Luo Xiaoqiang trying to do? Is she going to tell him the fable of "The Farmer and the Snake"?

Although I don't know why she told a fable, it shouldn't be a problem.

As long as it's not a joke, it's fine.

Because his aloof personality is not actually aloof, he also has a very low threshold for laughter.

Back in the training camp, when others told jokes, he would start laughing as soon as they uttered the first word.

He can laugh so hard he almost chokes on the worst jokes.

So he was really afraid that Luo Xiaoqiang would tell him jokes, afraid that he would ruin his image.

Seeing that he was not moving, Luo Xiaoqiang assumed that he was listening to her attentively, so she continued, "A kind-hearted farmer would put the snake in his bosom and melt it with his own body heat."

She paused deliberately, her voice shifting from steady to tinged with a distinct smile: "The next day, the farmer came and put up a sign that read: 'No urinating or defecating on the roadside.'"

Leng Ao: "..."

My God! That's a joke! And it's hilarious!

Help! What should I do?! I really want to laugh out loud!

No! You can't laugh! You have to maintain your persona! Hold back your aloofness!

I want to be the first person in this dating reality show who doesn't break character from beginning to end!

Luo Xiaoqiang no longer needed to hold back, and sat on the bed next to her, pounding the bed and laughing loudly: "Hahahaha... Why aren't you laughing? Don't you understand? Hahaha... That snake was actually frozen poop..."

Leng Ao is really suffering terribly.

He clenched his teeth and pinched his thigh hard, his mind replaying all the sad, tragic, and regrettable things he had experienced in his life.

It's finally been held back.

[Human Day and Night: Why do I feel Leng Ao trembling? Is it just my imagination?]

[Cha Nuo: Was it this old joke that angered him? Is that why he's trembling with anger?]

[Little Hey Meow: Why doesn't he take the hoodie off in his room? I really want to see his expression.]

[Bingsa: I wonder if he takes his hat with him when he sleeps? Could he do a live stream all night? I really want to see it!]

Luo Xiaoqiang finally stopped laughing, took a deep breath to calm herself down, stood up, and said seriously to Leng Ao, "Your emotions have been completely flat, which may be a sign of emotional apathy."

"..." Leng Ao wanted to refute, but he was afraid that he would burst out laughing if he opened his mouth, so he remained silent.

Luo Xiaoqiang patted his shoulder to reassure him: "It's okay. Since we're all so lucky to be on the same show, I'll tell you jokes every day from now on, and you'll gradually feel the emotional changes."

"..." Leng Ao's thigh, which he had just pinched, was still throbbing with pain.

Then, Luo Xiaoqiang really started telling him jokes again.

Leng Ao continued to pinch his thigh hard.

He could only pray that the half-hour live stream would end quickly so he could lock himself in the bathroom, turn the tap on full blast, and use the sound of the water to cover up his maniacal laughter.

Otherwise, I really can't keep this leg.

...

There were also many onlookers on Qin Yubai and Jian Zhizhen's side.

This was the first time the two had been apart for several months and were now in the same room again.

He really wanted to kiss and hug her right now, but Qin Yubai knew that the live stream was still going on, so he restrained himself.

I need to do something healthy and uplifting first to get through this half hour.

He quickly came up with an idea.

The math problem he meticulously invented in his youth is still one he hasn't been able to explain clearly to Chien Chih-chen.

The atmosphere is so nice today, it's a good time to explain the problem to her.

So Qin Yubai walked to the desk, sat down, took out paper and pen, and began to write out the calculation steps for the problem.

That question was extremely difficult. He wrote out formulas and drew diagrams, gradually filling the entire page.

On the other side, Jian Zhizhen focused on packing her luggage for more than twenty minutes.

Now that he had finished tidying up, he turned around and saw Qin Yubai writing something, so he walked up behind him and asked, "Bai Bai, what are you doing?"

Qin Yubai had just finished writing when he looked up at Jian Zhizhen earnestly and said, "I'll teach you that problem."

Jian Zhizhen narrowed her eyes dangerously and stared at him silently for two seconds.

Every time that question is mentioned, she adds another entry to her mental grudge notebook.

How can he be so persistent? I've never seen him be so persistent in other things.

"Okay, let me see." The next second, she reached out and picked up the paper.

After carefully reviewing each step, Jian Zhizhen suddenly chuckled casually.

To Qin Yubai, that laughter sounded like utter mockery.

He stood up from his chair and leaned closer to look: "What are you laughing at? What did I do wrong?"

Jian Zhizhen leaned against the table, slightly raising her head to stare at him, smiling but saying nothing.

Qin Yubai stared at his steps, going over them over and over again, but couldn't find any mistakes.

He really didn't understand why Jian Zhizhen was laughing, so he simply asked her, "What did I do wrong?"

Jian Zhizhen raised her eyebrows and looked at him with her head slightly tilted up, getting very close: "You did nothing wrong, I just want to laugh at you, is that not allowed?"

"..." Qin Yubai couldn't do anything about her. After a long while of looking at each other, he sighed helplessly, "Fine."

[Xiao Ye: Help! This is so sweet!!! Ahhh, my brain is so itchy, I'm starting to get love-struck!]

[Qianyun Nongqiao: Control your sisters! They developed their academic brains first, then their romantic brains. Just having romantic brains isn't enough! Come to our Zhenzhen support site and download some past college entrance exam questions to calm them down!]

[Little Qiao: Zhenzhen is really good at this. One of the most effective ways to make the boy she likes fall for her is to question his interests and strengths.]

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