Meow Meow Punch Attack
"Hey, Golden Python, that's enough." Yun Jin slowly approached, a low warning growl rumbling in his throat.
“It’s you,” the golden python flicked its tongue, a hint of disdain flashing in its unmoving vertical pupils. “Ugly cat, mind your own business.”
"How dare you call me an ugly cat?" A vein bulged on Yun Jin's forehead as she took a deep breath.
This is no ordinary golden python; we must strike hard!
At this moment, Shen Yi'an, who was caught in the middle, was pale, and cold sweat slowly slid down his forehead. His hands were tightly gripping the hem of his shirt, and he could even feel the cold tongue of the golden python occasionally sweeping across his Adam's apple.
“Alright,” she arched her back, her sharp claws springing out from her paw pads, “then let’s do it the way cats do.”
In the blink of an eye, Yun Jin pushed off the ground with her hind legs, her body shooting out like an arrow, precisely landing on Shen Yi'an's waist. Using the momentum, she leaped into the air, her front paws lashing out with lightning speed.
"Slap! Slap! Slap!"
A full set of Meow Meow Punches slammed into the golden python's little head, causing it to shake its head in pain.
Before it could react, Yun Jin spun in mid-air, gracefully leaped down, and precisely bit the tip of the golden python's tail.
"Hiss—!" Caught between a head and a tail attack, the golden python suddenly sprang off Shen Yi'an, its long body crashing onto the grass with a "thud."
It quickly opened its blood-red maw and pounced at Yun Jin. Yun Jin nimbly dodged to the side, raised its paw and unleashed a series of rapid-fire punches. After succeeding, Yun Jin immediately retreated, leaping away from the danger zone in a few bounds.
Shen Yi'an's legs went weak and he collapsed onto the grass, his carefully styled hair falling loose as he stared blankly at the cat-snake battle.
"Hey, what's going on? Why is this golden python biting people like this?!" Yun Chen shouted, quickly stepped forward, and picked up Yun Jin.
Its owner then dropped his phone, pounced on it, grabbed its head with one hand and twisted its body with the other, and threw it into the carrier with a "whoosh".
The golden python hissed at Yun Jin from inside the flight case, clearly dissatisfied.
"You stinky cat..." The golden python slapped the box wall with its tail, "I'll be the first to strangle you when I get out."
“Give it a try,” Yun Jin shouted, “Next time I won’t bite the tail.”
"Alright, I've caught it all. Stop making such a fuss, little beauty." The man kicked the flight case, the metal box making a loud "bang".
The python, which had been so aggressive just moments before, immediately trembled and shrank into a corner, its vertical pupils filled with fear.
"Teacher Shen, are you alright?" Hearing the commotion, Liu Li quickly ran over and helped Shen Yi'an, who had fallen to the ground, to his feet.
She then saw Yun Chen looking worried and asked, "Didn't you bite Xiao Yun? Let me see."
Yun Jin immediately became "weak," slumping softly into Yun Chen's arms, her ears drooping, making soft "whimpering" sounds, and her paws twitching twice in coordination.
"Did Xiaoyun get bitten? Should we take her to the vet?" Liu Li stroked Yunjin's tail.
"No need, she's just frightened, she'll be fine after a rest." Yun Chen gently patted her back.
"Sigh, it's almost time to wrap up, I'm off." The owner of the golden python hoisted the flight case over his shoulder and slipped away like a greased grease, calling out as he left.
"Call me if you need anything."
In the blink of an eye, the person had disappeared.
Liu Li put her hands on her hips, turned around and started scolding people: "How did you choose these people? How dare you bring such unreliable people to the show?! What if they hurt the artists? Huh?"
"The director asked us to find some unusual animals to fill the scene, and he said the more unusual the better..." someone said.
Hearing that it was the director's idea, Liu Li's anger subsided by half. She pouted and waved her hand, saying, "Alright, alright, don't do it again! Go back and get back to work."
"Thank you, Xiaoyun,"
Shen Yi'an's voice was a little hoarse, filled with gratitude. He slowly stepped forward, wanting to take Yun Jin into his arms.
Yun Chen clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction, his arm unconsciously tightening, but the next second Yun Jin gently patted him with her paw.
"Meow—it's okay."
Yun Jin looked up at Shen Yi'an's slightly bent back and his smiling purple eyes.
Finally, he nodded.
Shen Yi'an's lips curled up slightly, and his fingers skillfully slid down behind her ear to her chin and scratched it.
Yun Jin instinctively squinted its eyes, a snoring sound escaping its throat, but it snapped back to reality after hearing Yun Chen's light cough, and flicked its tail somewhat awkwardly.
"Teacher Shen, come over here to take the picture!"
Not far away, a production assistant waved, and the bulky filming equipment had already been set up.
"They're here."
Shen Yi'an looked down at Yun Jin in Yun Chen's arms, steadily took her body in his arms, and walked towards the filming location.
Yun Chen stood there, her fingers unconsciously clutching the hem of her clothes. She watched her sister being carried away and clicked her tongue again.
“Teacher Shen, you can have Xiaoyun resting on your chest, gazing tenderly into your eyes,” the photographer gestured to the composition, “to emphasize the intimacy.”
Now it was Yun Jin's turn to remain motionless. She had never imagined that she would be in such an intimate position with a man. Her ears drooped down, and her tail stiffened unnaturally.
Amidst the expectant gazes of the crowd, she turned around and nimbly leaped onto Shen Yi'an's shoulder, attempting to maintain distance.
"Xiaoyun, come here."
Shen Yi'an's voice was soft, but it carried an undeniable force. He used his long, slender hand to support Yun Jin's body and pressed her against his chest without saying a word.
The deep V-neck collar allowed Yun Jin's hands to directly touch his warm skin. He didn't have a pungent smell, only a faint scent of grass. She could even clearly feel Shen Yi'an's steady heartbeat.
This isn't good, Yun Jin thought, lying stiffly.
“Look at the camera,” Shen Yi’an said in a low voice, pointing to the camera.
Yun Jin doesn't quite remember how the filming ended; all that's left in her mind is two little figures fighting.
The morally corrupt person was furious, his ears practically flaring with anger: "You can't take advantage of someone in cat form! They might already have a family!"
The infatuated little boy rolled around frantically: "But the pecs! The abs! The feel of them! Hiss hiss..."
"Sis, sis!" Yun Chen suddenly reached into the cat carrier and scooped Yun Jin out of her reverie. "What have you been muttering about the whole way?"
"Huh?" Yun Jin blinked as if waking from a dream, her body instinctively stretching out on the familiar bed. "We're home..."
Yun Chen plopped down on the edge of the bed, the mattress sinking slightly with her movement: "After you finished filming, you were like a lost soul. I called you several times but you didn't respond."
"Nothing, just thinking about other things," Yun Jin rolled over on the bed and covered herself with the blanket.
"Sis!" Yun Chen pulled back the covers. "Do you know how dangerous a golden python is? What if it gets you strangled..."
“The situation was bad for everyone,” Yun Jin poked her head out, “I just… wanted to control the situation.”
"Is that really all there is to it?" Yun Chen didn't believe it.
“I only wanted to resolve it through communication, but it was called Ugly Cat, so I had to take action,” Yun Jin raised her chin and patted her chest. “Don’t underestimate your older sister. I’ve been invincible since I was a child.”
"From childhood," Yun Chen immediately grasped the key point, "Weren't we inseparable when we were little?"
The room suddenly became so quiet that you could hear the ticking of the clock.
Yun Jin's tail froze in mid-air, her eyes starting to wander: "Well... sometimes when I can't sleep at night, I'll sneak out and get into a fight with stray cats and dogs or something."
Her stomach rumbled at just the right moment, and Yun Jin took the opportunity to whine, "Little Yun Chen, I'm hungry."
Yun Chen's hands sank deep into the blanket, but when she spoke again, her voice was very calm: "Maybe I'm too clingy, which has caused us to not have our own space."
She suddenly stood up and said to Yun Jin on the bed, "I will go find things I like to do in the future, and I will no longer impose my sense of security on you."
"Are you angry?" Yun Jin asked, somewhat uneasy.
Yun Chen smiled and said, "Sis, you know me so well, you can definitely tell that I'm not angry."
The kitchen lights came on, and the sound of the cleaver hitting the cutting board was particularly crisp.
Yun Jin breathed a sigh of relief. She was all too familiar with Yun Chen's emotional changes. When he was truly angry, the sound coming from the kitchen should have been a dull thud, not the light tapping sound he was making now.
Yun Jin scrolled through her tablet screen, looking at the trending topics. Most of the videos from the filming location had gone viral.
#Shen Yi'an's Golden Python Costume#
#Yunjin Pet Variety Show Leaks#
#A Look Back at Xiaoyun's Groin-Stepping Scene#
...
The video of her fighting with the golden python, however, only circulated in a small circle of fans and pet bloggers' comment sections, and its viewership was significantly suppressed.
Yun Jin should have realized long ago that her sudden fame was inseparable from the "help" of the program team.
The adorable, anthropomorphic image perfectly matches their promotional needs, while those potentially dangerous segments that might expose their program's poor oversight will naturally be quietly erased.
Several new messages suddenly popped up in the notification bar:
@陆仙人_Official has followed you.
@丁栀子_Official has followed you.
@Zhang Xiaoshuo liked your video.
#Yunmiaomiao reaches 100,000 followers# and enters the top 10 of the cutest pet list.
Yun Jin initially wanted to cross it out, but after thinking about it, she obediently followed back the accounts of these celebrities. She even specially sent a cute cat paw emoji to Lu Xianren's post that said "I've been conquered by Teacher Xiao Yun".
Although she didn't remember who this Lu Xianren was or whether she had ever taken a picture with him.
On the tablet, the "Yun Miaomiao's Daily Life" homepage was flashing with the gold badge of 100,000 fans. Yun Jin quickly selected a few photos from the day when she took pictures with these celebrities... as well as a photo with Shen Yi'an.
The caption is in a standard business tone: "Thank you for the support of 100,000 aunties, Xiaoyun will continue to work hard, meow!" It is followed by a string of carefully selected emojis of her own.
A moment after the send button was pressed, the comment section was flooded with confessions of love:
【Yun Miaomiao, Mommy will always love you!!!】
[That picture with Teacher Shen is so sweet! awsl!]
This is Hakimi, whom I've watched grow up!
...
"It's time to eat, sis." Yun Chen returned with a bowl of noodles.
——
The morning mist had not yet dissipated, and the filming location for the second day was already in a state of chaos.
"Haa—"
Yun Jin opened her mouth wide and let out a long yawn. Yun Chen next to her also covered his mouth and yawned, with obvious dark circles under his eyes.
"Everyone, perk up!" Liu Li shouted through a megaphone, her voice piercing Yun Jin's ears. "Let's go through the procedures first!"
First, several celebrities stood neatly under the program's large logo and took turns introducing themselves.
Then there are several tests. The artist who passes them the fastest can choose their favorite pet to team up and complete the next task.
Everyone went through the process a few times.
"Okay, five-minute break, get ready to film!" Liu Li raised the megaphone.
Just then, a black van screeched to a halt at the side of the field, and a tall man stepped out. He was wearing a loose casual shirt with the collar open, and the tattoo on his collarbone was covered by muscle tape, but it could still be faintly seen.
"I'm so sorry," the man said, smoothing his bangs with a hearty smile. "I ran into some trouble on the way and I'm late."
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