Chapter 206 Bird: You know what? I pooped and I came.
Wen Ran discovered that Xiao Chenye was a perpetual motion machine, and a kiss would unlock the plus version of Xiao Chenye.
In the afternoon, Wen Ran did nothing, but Xiao Chenye managed to kill a stupid roe deer and catch a two-meter-long rat snake by himself.
In addition, he surrounded a nest of rabbits, caught two pheasants, and took away a dozen pheasant eggs.
The harvest was fruitful.
If Xiao Chenye had a tail, it would have been shaking like a propeller by now.
"Hurry up," he leaned his face closer, "Give me a kiss as a reward."
Wen Ran pursed her lips and laughed a series of times.
Well, it's an abnormal smile.
It's something between a sly smile and a mean grin.
Just when Xiao Chenye was wondering, she had already hugged Xiao Chenye's head, aimed at his cheek, and bit him.
“Ah~~~”
The screams scared the birds in the trees away.
The bird flapped its wings and flew away.
One of them seemed to be particularly dissatisfied with Xiao Chenye. It flew over his head and accurately dropped some bird shit on him.
When it fell, even hot steam rose up.
Wen Ran stared at the absurdity in front of him, stunned.
“Ahhhhhh!”
Xiao Chenye collapsed, "Damn it, I'm going to kill you right now!"
Taking out a slingshot, Xiao Chenye took aim and shot the bird in one go.
The bird fell, and Wen Ran's arrogant laughter echoed throughout the forest.
When he arrived at the creek, Xiao Chenye took a bath and started a fire. He plucked the bird's feathers and roasted them over the fire.
Wen Ran was trying not to laugh, but still teased him, "Oh my god, look at how petty you are, it's just a pile of bird shit, right?
You killed the bird, and you have to burn it while it's still hot."
Xiao Chenye cursed, "If you shit on my head, I will make it my shit right away."
Wen Ran: “…”
So disgusting!
Without even looking at it, she grabbed something from her backpack and threw it out.
The dead rat snake was swung away limply by Wen Ran.
Screams rang out at the same time!
Resounding through the forest.
Wen Ran was disgusted by snakes. Although she could accept snake soup now, she was still a little reluctant to catch a snake herself.
As a result, one mistake led to a serious catch.
As for Xiao Chenye...
It was pure fear.
He can beat snakes, catch snakes and eat snakes, but that doesn't mean he can just watch a dead snake floating in the air, limp and heading towards his face.
The trip to the forest was fun, but it almost gave both of them PTSD.
Wen Ran even swore that if he had the chance in the future, he would never go up the mountain with Xiao Chenye again.
This unfortunate child...
Perhaps it was Wen Ran's howling that attracted the wolves, and the leader of the pack came over with his little brothers to pay tribute.
As soon as he got the two fresh sika deer, Wen Ran thought, no matter who they were given to, they could still live a prosperous life.
There were too many prey, and it would be a bit of a hassle for the two of them to carry them down.
Wen Ran and Xiao Chenye set a trap and hid the silly roe deer and the sika deer inside. They only cut off a large piece and took it back to eat in the evening.
As for the rest, we will wait until the moon is dark and the wind is strong, and then drag them up the mountain.
Of course, Wen Ran was afraid that there would be carnivores in the mountains who would take advantage of the situation, so he bribed the leader wolf and asked it to keep an eye on him.
The two went down the mountain, ending this thrilling day trip on the mountain.
Of course, we had dinner at Xiao's house in the evening.
Xiao's mother also discovered that since Ranran went to the countryside and became closer to her family, their life has become more and more prosperous.
She even thought that after the spring plowing was over, around the Qingming Festival, she would find a way to get some incense, candles and paper money.
Secretly worshipping the ancestors at home can also comfort them and tell them that they have found a good daughter-in-law.
Hongguo and Xiao Chenxing are studying.
It wasn’t that Xiao Chenxing suddenly had a change of heart and fell in love with studying.
Instead, she realized with horror that it had only been three months since Hongguo started learning.
This progress...
Already caught up with her.
It's shameful. It's really shameful.
She could accept that Hongguo was better than her, but she couldn't accept that Hongguo had learned what she had spent nearly ten years on in just three months!
If she continues like this, she will seem stupid, dumb and ridiculous.
Woo woo woo woo…
"Auntie, how's the meal?"
"It's almost done. You're tired today, so why are you still in the kitchen? Go and take a rest. The snake soup will be ready soon."
"Let me help you."
"No need," Xiao's mother said cheerfully, "You must be tired from running up and down the mountain. I don't have anything to do, and I don't go to the fields. I just cook and clean the yard.
I am much happier than most people my age. Go and have a rest, I will be there soon."
If you want your family to live a good life, your days should be prosperous.
You must contribute if you are able, and you can't just take advantage of your age and do nothing but eat and work!
Love is mutual. The more she loves her children, the more her children will love her!
Xiao's mother's heart was as clear as a mirror.
After sending Wen Ran out of the kitchen, Xiao's mother shouted at her old man to get moving.
When the moon rises above the treetops, the meal is served.
"Come, come, sit down and eat," Xiao's mother said with a rosy face, "After you've eaten and drunk enough, we still have other things to do!"
"OK!"
Thinking about the silly roe deer and sika deer still on the mountain, everyone was excited.
If they hadn't thought that it was still early and someone might see them while strolling out, they would have definitely rushed up the mountain.
Thinking of the large blue brick and tile house that was just taking shape, and then looking at the delicious meat and dishes on the table, Xiao's mother and father looked at each other, and couldn't help but have tears in their eyes.
When I think of the hardships I went through when I was young, I always feel that the good life I have now is like a dream.
"Eat," Father Xiao picked up a piece of meat for Mother Xiao with a chopstick, and said in a low voice, "When I married you, I promised you that you would live a good life..."
result……
"Now is a good day," Xiao's mother smiled and looked at Xiao's father solemnly, "I have never regretted marrying you."
The old couple looked at each other, tears glistening in their eyes.
Wen Ran was chewing the meat while mumbling, "Uncle, aunt, if you keep looking at me like this, I will eat all the meat."
old married couple:"……?"
The two were speechless. Anyway, they were a couple who loved each other very much when they were young.
I don't know how this couple...
Oh!
Anyway, as long as Wen Ran is here, there is no atmosphere that she can't destroy.
I thought eating meat was fake, but when I turned around, I saw Wen Ran making meat.
old married couple:"!!!"
"No, don't eat so much. Eating too much meat at night will cause indigestion!"
"It's okay. I have to go up the mountain to carry things soon."
Mother Xiao: "..."
That makes sense.
She silently picked up a piece of meat for Wen Ran and said, "Eat more."
Silly child at home, eat more and you will have more energy!
(End of this chapter)
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