Chapter 310 Cricket
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Bao Wenxuan laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe, "No, Zhang Sisi can cure you now?
No way? You are gentle, fearless.
Turns out, I'm actually afraid of Zhang Sisi."
Wen Ran: "...You are wrong. This is not called fear. This is called emergency avoidance."
Good shoes don't step on smelly dog shit.
Please leave her alone and beautiful, okay?
Like that unlucky thing Zhang Sisi, it's troublesome. She'll just stay where it's cool and die.
“Hahahahahaha,” Bao Wenxuan held her stomach and laughed non-stop, “So, you are afraid of something too.”
Looking at Bao Wenxuan's crazy laugh, Wen Ran gritted his teeth in anger. He really wanted to push Bao Wenxuan into the river to wake her up.
However, she was still a little curious about Zhang Sisi's affairs.
"By the way, what happened to Zhang Sisi? Isn't Liu Tianci lame?"
In the beginning, it was she who did that good thing.
"Oh, don't mention it. I heard that she is pregnant and now she is the head of the family."
Wen Ran: “?”
She was surprised. "So fast?"
"Not happy anymore," Bao Wenxuan pouted, "Do you think she's like you? Neither Zhang Sisi nor Liu Tianci is honest.
Before the banquet was held, someone saw them hiding in the woods. "
Wen Ran: “!!!”
She was instantly excited, "Is it true?"
"Really?" Bao Wenxuan said in a daze. "To be honest, if you don't release the ducks, you don't know that this group of silly roe deer may look simple, but in fact, there are many wild mandarin ducks."
As the conversation got to this point, Bao Wenxuan no longer hid it.
Like beans pouring out of a bamboo tube, he told Wen Ran everything he had seen and heard during this period.
Wen Ran: “!”
shock!
It is estimated that the number of wild mandarin ducks hiding in the reeds is about the same as that of wild ducks.
Moreover, these people love nature very much.
Small woods, hillsides, grasslands, reeds, cornfields...
The bolder the people are, the more noise there will be on the battlefield.
Bao Wenxuan looked numb, "You know what? There are some things that everyone knows, but you can't say them out loud.
If someone speaks out and breaks the balance, causing one of them to lose face, then things will get serious.”
Human beings are really very complex animals.
Our ancestors once said that to know what you know and to know what you don’t know is true knowledge.
But there must be a considerable number of people who know the truth but pretend to be ignorant.
Bao Wenxuan complained, "Don't tell me, these courageous people are living a really good life, and!"
She emphasized that you can know a person’s face but not his heart.
Looking at the uncle who looks particularly honest and simple, there may be more than ten wild mandarin ducks.
Wen Ran: “!”
Hiss~
It really shocked her for a hundred years.
but……
Wen Ran was confused. Wasn't she and Bao Wenxuan just talking about Zhang Sisi?
How do I jump to Wild Mandarin Ducks?
Bao Wenxuan: “…”
In response, she said solemnly, "It doesn't matter what we talk about. What's important is that we are talking together."
Oh yes!
That makes damn sense.
“Hehehe,” Wen Ran complained, “In fact, when I first went to the countryside, I had almost forgotten about those educated youth with brain bumps.
That is Zhang Sisi, who is like an indestructible cockroach, jumping around all the time to show off her presence."
"Who said it wasn't?"
Bao Wenxuan clicked her tongue and said, "You don't even know, this pregnancy almost tortured the two remaining girls in the Liu family to death.
He almost thinks of himself as the emperor."
"Hahahaha, the Qing Dynasty is gone, and our female emperor Zhang Sisi has ascended the throne in the Silly Roe Deer Brigade."
Wen Ran's mouth is so poisonous that if you lick it, you can poison yourself to death.
Bao Wenxuan laughed so hard that she fell over, "Hahahaha, you still say that I'm mean. In fact, when you open your mouth and talk, you're the most irritating."
"Go to hell," Wen Ran watched Old Wolf, Walnut and Pine Pig bathing in the river. After pondering for a moment, he proposed a title for Zhang Sisi.
"How about calling her the Silly Roe Deer Empress? Although this name may not sound very nice, it is more realistic."
The Silly Roe Deer Brigade ascended the throne as the Silly Roe Deer female emperor.
Bao Wenxuan laughed even louder, "Hahahaha..."
Wen Ran's eyes curved with joy, until a gnashing voice sounded behind him, "You two are so proud of talking behind people's backs?"
Wen Ran: “?”
She was confused and turned around to see Zhang Sisi, who was furious.
emm.
Facts have proved that we should not speak ill of others behind their backs. At least, we should not start talking nonsense in such a defenseless place.
The dance has even reached the main stage.
Wen Ran pondered over this feeling for a while, hmm~
I feel like it's pretty good~
She was not afraid of Zhang Sisi. When that useless Liu Tianci saw her, he was like a mouse seeing a cat.
She smiled and said, "How do you feel? Are you happy to hear me saying bad things about you?"
"Do I look happy?"
really.
Zhang Sisi's face almost turned green with anger, and she certainly didn't look happy.
But……
"What does it have to do with me?" Wen Ran said self-satisfiedly, "Anyway, I'm happy. It doesn't matter whether you are happy or not."
Zhang Sisi was so angry that she fell backwards. "You don't care about me, why are you asking me?"
"I have a mouth," Wen Ran said as a matter of course, "I can ask whatever I want, just like you are asking me a question."
Considering that she is pregnant, Wen Ran decides to be 1% kind to Zhang Sisi.
If there are more, then there definitely isn’t any.
Wen Ran grinned, "If I want to answer, I will answer. If you don't want to answer, I will ignore you."
With just a few words, Wen Ran successfully broke down Zhang Sisi's defense.
After her defense was broken, she could only reach out her hand cowardly, pointing at Wen Ran, trembling.
Then tears welled up in my eyes.
There is no way. I can’t scold, argue or beat him.
Even if I am angry, I am angry because I feel helpless.
"Alright, alright," Liu Tianci was also afraid of Wen Ran, so he could only stroke Zhang Sisi's fur, "Don't be angry, we adults don't bear grudges.
Come on, come on, don't forget what our purpose is today."
Zhang Sisi managed to calm down a little.
Wen Ran stood up, walked to Liu Tianci in three or two steps, and kicked him under his puzzled gaze.
"What the hell, you're still a big shot who doesn't remember the little guy's mistakes, am I giving you face?"
Wen Ran carried out the double standard to the end, with his hands on his hips, cursing, "I scolded you, but you didn't dare to resist, so you could only endure it.
But if you scold me, I will fight back. "
Liu Tianci fell flat on his face. He was a little numb and said, "Why didn't you talk back? We didn't do anything!"
"Stupid pig, it's more satisfying to take action!"
Every punch hits the flesh.
Hey ha!
(End of this chapter)
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