Chapter 340 Wen Ran: So much nonsense, it's over if I don't do it
"That's right!" Xia Yulu clapped her hands, "You finally understand, twins are rare, boy-and-girl twins are even rarer.
These two children are lucky enough to be with you. Even if they cannot become rich and powerful all their lives, they will not have to worry about food and clothing and will be content with a small fortune for the rest of their lives.
But if you don’t have eyes and follow the Zhang family, and replace the prince with a cat…”
She raised her eyes and smiled, "The only option left is to die early."
Died young.
Look, what a cheap mouth.
Wen Ran sighed, "Excuse me, how old are you this year?"
Xia Yulu was a little stunned. She couldn't understand why the woman in front of her had such a wacky way of thinking.
Mingming, we were just talking about children.
How come the topic suddenly turned to myself? Is there anything wrong with her age?
"Twenty-eight."
Xia Yulu looked at Wen Ran and asked, "How is it?"
"Nothing," Wen Ran said with a smile, "but I feel that if you die at this age, it can be considered as dying young."
Wow.
He died young!
What beautiful words.
The Zhang family is confused, but Xiao's mother can figure it out.
He hurriedly half-closed the door, and on the other side, Xiao Chenxing skillfully brought over a small table, on which were melon seeds, candies, and hot tea.
Um!
Turn around, wait until her sister-in-law has finished fighting, she! Xiao Chenxing! Be the first to rush to the front and offer hot tea to your sister-in-law to moisten her throat.
"Okay," Xiao's mother sat down, "we can start now."
Zhang family: “???”
Don't understand.
Wen Ran turned around and told Xiao Chenye, "Leave half of the melon seeds for me."
Xiao Chenxing nodded seriously, "Don't worry, sister-in-law, there will be no problem at all."
"Sister!" Hongguo also came to show her loyalty, "Don't worry, if Sister Xingxing can't control her mouth, I can help her control it."
Shen Yueyue ran out anxiously with hickory nuts in her hand, "Wait for me! Wait for me!"
Wen Ran: "...very smooth."
"I'm fine!"
"You can get ready to start."
So many people, let’s fight! Um! lively!
On the other side, the captain, who had just received the news and was coming leisurely, said, "Beat him slowly!" Don't be in a hurry!
Wen Ran moved his hands and launched himself into the air, incredibly light.
Before Xia Yulu could come to her senses, Wen Ran had already landed in front of her, raised his hand, and slapped her more than ten times.
It's as fast as lightning. If I have to describe it, it's a hundred times faster than Meow Meow Punch.
Bang, bang, bang, each one lands quite solidly.
I guarantee that it will not only confuse you, but also hurt your brain.
After being slapped in the face in a series of blows, Xia Yulu was stunned.
She never expected that they were just bickering, but why did they suddenly start fighting?
The Zhang family was in chaos. Some wanted to fight back, while others wanted to take advantage of the chaos to escape.
In short, it would have been better if the slap hadn't landed on them.
As for Xia Yulu...
Alas, if they hadn't said that, this man who came to ask for help and spoke so harshly, he deserved to be beaten.
Wen Ran was rude and had no idea who to beat.
Whoever is closer will be kicked, one will be slapped once, and that one will be slapped twice.
Anyway, they are all newbies, and Wen Ran can teach them how to behave themselves in no time.
He kicked across and knocked down a group of people.
If you meet someone who is good at it, you can pick it up and use it as a weapon.
It doesn't matter since we're hurting each other anyway. Just do it.
It was barking just now, but in less than three minutes, it was beaten to a pulp by Wen Ran.
Xiao Chenxing, who was watching the fun, was also using his watch to keep track of the time.
"Sister-in-law! This time it took three minutes and eighteen seconds!"
She jumped up, her eyes sparkling, "Great, great!"
Wen Ran raised an eyebrow, "Of course you should. If your sister-in-law isn't amazing, who else is amazing?"
"You are indeed amazing."
The captain arrived late, looked at the wailing people, sighed, and said with emotion, "Tell me, it's so cold.
Why don't you stay at home and spend the winter quietly? Why do you come out and cause trouble?
Look, after being beaten, do you feel better? ”
Wen Ran moved his hands and feet, and felt that he had not regressed, so he nodded, "It should be comfortable now. I specifically looked for the acupuncture points when I was doing it just now."
"What?"
The captain was shocked, "You can find acupuncture points?"
“It’s packed!”
Fighting is a very complicated thing.
Some of them look serious, but in fact they are just skin injuries. If you take good care of them for a few days, you can recover and get out of bed and jump around without any injury.
Some of them are, and they don’t seem like a big deal.
But it hurts, like being pricked by needles.
Don't expect to be fully recovered within three to five months.
Wen Ran smacked his lips, “Actually, if I think about it carefully, I haven’t fought for a long time.
I originally thought I could hold on until the admission letter came, but in the end, I encountered this blind person who came to my house and cursed my child to die young.
You say I have such a bad temper, can I tolerate it?
Our two children eat with relish, sleep well, and their burping and farting are just like their dad, so they are healthy!
Apart from the usual annoyances they cause, they are simply my darlings, their mouths are a curse, and the fact that I don't stuff shit into their mouths already shows that I have a good temper. ”
"you……"
Xia Yulu originally thought that the arrival of the local captain would be able to protect them and provide them with shelter to some extent.
As a result, looking at the familiar look, it was obvious that he was an old acquaintance.
It's rare for such a person not to take sides.
Do you still expect him to protect you?
There was pain all over her body. She crawled for a long time but couldn't get up from the ground.
Wen Ran had already grabbed a handful of melon seeds and stood in front of Xia Yulu, spitting the shells at her.
The melon seed shells fell down like rain.
She was beaten so hard that she couldn't open her eyes.
Well, this move doesn’t have great attack power, but it does great damage.
It hurts self-esteem.
"Don't go too far!"
Xia Yulu trembled all over. "Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west. Feng Shui changes in turns. You can be proud for a while, but can you be proud for the rest of your life?
Aren’t you afraid that when my son becomes the heir of the Zhang family, I will turn around and cause trouble for you? ”
In response to this, Wen Ran was very close to him and taunted him, "Things change over time, so what? I'm not afraid of you being proud, I'm afraid of you not being proud."
If I'm not happy, how can I have fun today?
Accept all the good and reject all the bad.
At least, her child was sleeping soundly in the house, and the group of idiots outside had been beaten to a limp by her.
Well, if you are a bad mouth, you will have to bear the direct consequences of your bad mouth.
"Oh~" Wen Ran covered his chest, "I'm so scared, you must come and cause trouble for me soon.
If it's too late, I might not be here anymore. ”
When Zhang Quansheng and Li Jingan rushed over, what they saw was this incredible scene.
"Oh my god," Li Jing'an murmured, "I must have seen it wrong..."
Zhang Quansheng: "...Uh, it seems to be correct."
(End of this chapter)
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