Chapter 8: I'll kill you with my fart
Swish!!!
The black crow opened its dead eyes and met Xie Jiaojiao's playful gaze.
Quack.
[You idiot, can you understand what Lord Crow is saying? ]
"Second idiot? Lord Crow?"
Oh shit!
Some people understood what Lord Crow said.
Before Hei Ya could recover from his shock, Xie Jiaojiao put on a forced smile and shook her hands up and down violently, not caring at all about Hei Ya's life or death.
Quack.
[How dare you, you idiot, murder your Lord Crow?]
Xie Jiaojiao: “…”
He was too gentle.
Quack.
[Hey, there are two idiots now. How interesting.]
Isn't this the stupid crow?
At this time, Liu Niannian, who had finished cleaning, came over. When she came over, she saw the black crow in Xie Jiaojiao's hand. Her eyes lit up at first, and then ignited with flames.
This stinky black crow dares to mess with Tai Sui. She will pluck out its feathers and roast it to eat.
Just thinking about the taste of meat made Liu Niannian drool.
She stepped forward and prepared to snatch the Black Crow from Xie Jiaojiao, but Xie Jiaojiao dodged her.
"Jiaojiao, thank you for helping me catch the culprit." Liu Niannian suppressed the dark thoughts in her heart, and said with a look of reluctance on her face, "Jiaojiao, although it made a mistake, it didn't do it on purpose. Leave it to me. I'll teach it a lesson and then let it go."
Black Crow remembered the sound of honeycomb coal very clearly.
It was this evil-minded person who broke one of its wings, preventing it from flying far away. It was separated from its tribe and left its beloved Cuihua to wander alone.
Moreover, if he had not been lucky and had not run fast, the grass on his grave might have been three feet high.
Quack.
"You idiot, don't listen to Honeycomb Briquette's nonsense. If you give her Crow Lord in a fit of rage, she might say nice things, but she might be thinking about plucking Crow Lord's feathers and roasting him to eat."
A frown crossed Xie Jiaojiao's forehead.
Who taught you to ask for help so confidently?
"Okay, here you go." Xie Jiaojiao didn't indulge Hei Ya at all.
His body was pushed forward all of a sudden, and Black Crow completely lost his composure.
Aren't they gay?
Quack.
[You idiot, take the bamboo shoots! (So damaging)]
[I treat you as my little brother, but you want to kill me!]
Xie Jiaojiao: "Cousin, you are kind-hearted. In my opinion, you should chop it into pieces and throw it to the village rhubarb to vent your anger."
Lord Crow: "..."
Quack.
[Auntie, ancestors... I'm old, dry, and fried dry, and the meat is not tasty at all.]
He can also say nice things.
Xie Jiaojiao felt relieved, and when Liu Niannian reached out to take the Black Crow, she pulled her hand back first.
"Cousin, I'm sorry, but I suddenly found this ugly crow quite pleasing to the eye and wanted to keep it for fun."
“Jiaojiao…”
Liu Niannian wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Xie Jiaojiao, who had no patience to listen to her. "Cousin, didn't you mind Falcon pooping on your head? Why did you change your mind?"
Even though you call me Lord Crow all the time, I will call you Sun instead.
Liu Niannian wrinkled her clothes in frustration and said insincerely, "No, but Jiaojiao is a bird, it belongs to..."
"I understand, cousin. I'll let it go in a couple of days when I've had enough fun."
After saying that, Xie Jiaojiao left Liu Niannian with a graceful back view.
Damn it, damn it!
"Niannian, are you okay?" At this time, Su Yu came from the nearby courtyard after hearing the voice and greeted Liu Niannian with concern, but his rat eyes (small and protruding, with a sneaky look) were darting around, as if he was looking for someone.
A few years ago, there was an incident in the village where male and female educated youth had a fight over a bite of food and almost caused a death. In order to prevent this from happening again, Jiang Tao had an earthen wall built in the courtyard and asked them to cook separately.
Liu Niannian was angry. When she saw Su Yu hurriedly running out from another yard just for her and enjoying the pursuit that Xie Jiaojiao had longed for, her anger was instantly soothed.
"Su Zhiqing, I'm fine." Liu Niannian looked embarrassed and pretended to say accidentally, "Jiaojiao caught a crow and wanted to roast it. I couldn't bear it and tried to persuade her to let it go, but she didn't listen."
After saying that, she covered her mouth, her face panicked, and she said, "No, Su Zhiqing, it's me who wants to eat crow meat. It has nothing to do with Jiaojiao..."
Crow meat?
vomit!
Fortunately, Xie Jiaojiao is still a young lady, but she wants to eat the unlucky meat.
Su Yu interrupted Liu Niannian, with a look of disgust on her face, and said, "Niannian, you are still so kind and sensible."
"No, Su Zhiqing, I really want to eat meat." Liu Niannian was so anxious that she was about to cry.
Su Yu took out the last three dollars and a meat ticket from his pocket as usual and put them in Liu Niannian's hand, saying affectionately.
"Nian Nian, don't say anymore, I understand."
"Here, if you want to eat meat, I'll buy it for you."
Liu Niannian said "How can this be possible" but quickly put the money into his pocket.
Liu Niannian, who had gained the advantage, immediately started to chase the person away.
"Su Zhiqing, go back and have lunch. You'll have to go to work soon."
"Nian Nian, I..."
"Su Zhiqing, Jiaojiao saw you hugging me at noon. She misunderstood and is still mad at me. When she comes out after dinner and sees you and me like this, it will be impossible to explain it to her."
He knew that Xie Jiaojiao was playing hard to get.
Really, nowadays people even do things like peeping, they don’t have the integrity of a scholar at all.
Su Yu cursed him fiercely in his heart, but at the same time he felt secretly happy.
He is a man, and even though he thinks that Xie Jiaojiao, that idiot fool, only has a pretty face and is not worthy of him at all, it does not prevent him from enjoying Xie Jiaojiao's humble flattery and pursuit, which satisfies the bad nature in his bones as a man.
However, the concern that had just risen in his heart also disappeared after Xie Jiaojiao's continuous pretense.
He adjusted the frame of his glasses and said affectionately, "Nian Nian, you know..."
"Su Zhiqing!" Liu Niannian stomped her feet, her face became serious, and there was displeasure in her eyes.
"Niannian, don't be angry. I won't say anything more. I'm leaving now."
As soon as Su Yu left, Xie Jiaojiao finished her lunch, with a shawl hanging on her shoulder, and walked out of the kitchen accompanied by the sound of the horn signaling the start of work.
"Cousin, let's go. It's time to go to work."
Liu Niannian wanted to refuse to go back for dinner, but looking at the back of the person who seemed to have said something casually and was walking away without stopping, she gritted her teeth and followed him with an empty stomach.
“Jiaojiao…”
Quack.
[You idiot, look at Lord Crow...]
"Hmm?" Xie Jiaojiao glanced over lightly, and Hei Ya changed his words instantly.
[Miss Zhuge, let's see what Falcon has to say?
Your cousin is a honeycomb coal, with more tricks than a sieve, and most of them are plotting against you.
Do you think she stays with you every day for your own good?
No, no, no.
She is always keeping a close eye on you, trying to vent her anger on you. 】
"Shut up!" Xie Jiaojiao's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
After being taken away and threatened by Xie Jiaojiao, Falcon immediately became obedient and stopped chattering after hearing Xie Jiaojiao's cold words.
But in its heart it couldn't help but slander: "I called you a fool, and you're not happy? You're stupid yourself, how can you blame it?"
"Jiaojiao." Liu Niannian looked at Xie Jiaojiao blankly.
"Cousin, I'm not saying anything to you, just keep going. I just think this black crow is too noisy and I want to pull out its tongue."
Falcon covered his mouth, glared at Xie Jiaojiao with his bird eyes, trembling with fear, but dared not say a word.
Liu Niannian shut up honestly. She suspected that Xie Jiaojiao was plotting against her, but she had no evidence.
They were silent along the way, and Xie Jiaojiao felt that the sun was not so scorching anymore.
Line up, accept assigned tasks, get farm tools, and go to work.
"Xie Jiaojiao, right?" Scorer Jiang Xiu spoke grimly.
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