Chapter 102 Brother Die, the ultimate slap in the face package, do you know?
As a bystander, Fang Ye, who was not far away, witnessed this dramatic scene with his own eyes, and couldn't help but feel a lot of emotions in his heart.
Qian Rourou's green tea attribute is comparable to Lin Shuangshuang's. She changes her face faster than turning the pages of a book. I admire her!
"Mom is right. The more beautiful women in this world are, the less valuable they are. Wuwuwuwuwu!" Du Ziqiang was not very painful from being kicked, but the trauma in his heart was difficult to heal. He immediately sat on the remains of the flowers and burst into tears.
Unable to bear it, Fang Ye walked over and was about to pat the other person on the shoulder, but Du Ziqiang thought that Qian Rourou had changed her mind, so she hugged his legs and pleaded with tears and snot, "Rou Rou, I really like you, please don't leave me, okay?"
Fang Ye coughed softly, "Cough cough cough, brother, please be careful with this guy, he has already gone far away."
"Huh?" Du Ziqiang looked closely and found that he was hugging a delivery boy and crying. He was immediately embarrassed.
"No, sorry, I got the wrong person."
Fang Ye handed him the takeaway. "This is the takeaway you ordered. I wish you a pleasant meal... that one!"
Du Ziqiang stood up with his head down. "She's gone. What's the use of this cup of milk tea? I'll give it to you. I'll give you a five-star rating. Goodbye."
Seeing that he was about to turn around and leave, Fang Ye suddenly said, "Wait a minute!"
Du Ziqiang said with a tearful face, "Is there anything else? I just want to find a place where no one is crying."
Fang Ye said with a smile, "In fact, in addition to delivering takeaways, I have another job. The services I provide are guaranteed to be suitable for you now!"
Du Ziqiang asked puzzledly, "What service?"
Fang Ye said, "Brother, Didi slapped in the face, do you want to understand?" "
What?" Du Ziqiang was confused, "Didi, slap... slap in the face?"
"Yes, it's a slap in the face!" Fang Ye said seriously, "You were just dumped by a green tea girl. Are you feeling very sad and angry now?"
Du Ziqiang said with resentment, "Yes, I wish I could strangle this couple to death!"
"Hehe, brother, strangling someone to death is illegal, and the slap in the face service I provide is absolutely reasonable and legal. Not only can you vent your anger, but you can also make the other party hate you for a long time, and I guarantee they will never forget it!"
Du Ziqiang said, "Can you get to the point?"
Fang Ye nodded, "To put it simply, can you pretend to be cool?"
Du Ziqiang shook
his head, "No." Fang Ye frowned. No way, he can't even pretend to be cool. Could this guy be a miserable programmer?
"Then do you know what it means to pretend to be cool?"
Du Ziqiang finally nodded. "Of course I understand. I'm not a fool!"
Fang Ye breathed a sigh of relief. As long as he understood it, it would be fine.
"That's good. The content of our service is to help you pretend to be cool the whole time and slap the bastards in the face, making them wipe their faces and regret it!"
Du Ziqiang's eyes lit up. "Really... really have such a service?"
Fang Ye said confidently. "We don't know each other, how can I lie to you?"
Du Ziqiang asked again, "Then how much do you charge for your service?"
Fang Ye introduced, "It's very simple. Our face-slapping service is divided into three types. The first type is ordinary face-slapping. The price is relatively low, and it doesn't have much depth. The pleasure you get is also limited. I personally don't recommend it."
Du Ziqiang was obviously not very satisfied. "What about the second type?" TV updates the fastest
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Fang Ye said, "The second type is a strong face-slapping Face, the fee is average, but the face slap is quite painful, at least in front of many people you can't raise your head, the pleasure you get is okay, medium recommendation two stars. "
Du Ziqiang is still not satisfied "It sounds average, what about the third one?"
Fang Ye said incessantly "The third one is amazing, it's called the ultimate face slap! It guarantees that your enemy will lose all face in public, be ashamed and angry, and will be beaten repeatedly, after hitting the front side, hit the back side, after hitting the back side, hit the side, anyway, it's one wave after another, leaving the opponent with no room to breathe, until the face is completely lost, the mind will definitely be permanently traumatized, strongly recommended five stars!"
Du Ziqiang gritted his teeth and said "How much does the ultimate face slap cost?"
"Not expensive, not expensive, only 99999!"
Du Ziqiang's eyes went dark, "Almost 100,000?!"
"I haven't finished yet, because we are newly opened, so all the items are on sale, all 9.9 yuan!"
Du Ziqiang was confused again, "9.9 yuan???"
"Yes, you heard it right, only 9.9 yuan!" Fang Ye became more and more excited, "You can't lose money for 9.9 yuan, you can't be cheated for 9.9 yuan, what are you hesitating about, hurry up and place an order to buy it!" "Okay,
give me the ultimate slap in the face!" Du Ziqiang was so excited that he slapped a ten-yuan bill into Fang Ye's hand, "Don't give me the change for the rest, it's yours!"
"Thank you, boss!" Fang Ye took it with a smile, then took out his phone and made calls one by one.
After hanging up the phone, Fang Ye smiled and said, "Okay, my two assistants will be here soon. Now I will tell you some precautions. In order to avoid being exposed, you should try not to speak later. Just leave everything to me. You just need to nod and say yes, it will be more impressive!"
Du Ziqiang nodded, "Well, I have paid the money, you can't fool me!"
"Of course not, the most important thing for us in Didi is reputation. As long as we receive the money, we will definitely satisfy the customers. We will never cheat anyone..."
In less than ten minutes, a BMW SUV with an extremely cool shape drove into the parking lot. It was Shen Yaner's VISIO.
After seeing the two extremely beautiful women getting off the car, Du Ziqiang's saliva immediately flowed out.
"These... these two beauties are your assistants?"
"They are genuine, what do you think? Are you confident in our service now?" Fang Ye said with a smile.
"Yes... yes, of course!"
"Don't worry, we are the Rolls-Royce of the face-slapping world, the quality is impeccable..."
Shen Yan'er and Vera both wore pink hip skirts and black silk high heels, showing off their figures that are no less than those of models. One is a typical oriental beauty, and the other is a goddess full of exotic charm. They are both good at their own things. Not to mention Du Ziqiang, even passers-by can't take their eyes off them!
Fang Ye had explained the situation to them on the phone, so the two women walked up to him and bowed slightly to Du Ziqiang.
Fang Ye instructed them again, "I will be your assistant later, and they will just follow me as decoration. Do everything according to my instructions. If you can keep quiet, try not to say anything. Do you understand?"
Du Ziqiang nodded repeatedly, "I understand, I understand!"
"Okay, let's go!"