Chapter 1065 Sending Wreaths

It’s such an unlucky thing, they must be crazy to let you in!

After hearing this, Fang Ye almost burst out laughing, but the man continued, "Later, I thought about it all night and felt that they thought the wreath was too small and not domineering enough, so I ordered a bigger and more luxurious wreath today. The elegiac couplet on it is said to be inscribed by a famous calligrapher, and it’s so beautiful. Who knew that they got furious when they saw it and chased me for two blocks..."

"Okay, I know why they want to beat you to death." Fang Ye was almost laughing to death, "My aunt is fine, and you even sent two wreaths to her door. Chasing you for two blocks is not a light punishment."

"Ah? Her...her aunt is not dead?" The middle-aged man was confused, "Then why did she say she was gone?"

Fang Ye forced a smile: "This aunt is not that aunt. By the way, have you ever had a girlfriend before?"

The middle-aged man said seriously: "I dated seven, but basically we broke up after two or three days, and we never even held hands."

"No wonder."

Fang Ye felt a little sad when he remembered that he was also a straight man like him back then.

"Let me tell you, period is what women have every month. Actually, your girlfriend wants you to have sex with her..."

After listening to Fang Ye's explanation, the middle-aged man almost regretted it so much that he slapped his thigh heavily: "I'm such an idiot!"

Fang Ye suggested: "It's just a misunderstanding. If you really like her, why don't you buy some gifts and go to her house to apologize, maybe you can still make amends."

The middle-aged man's eyes lit up: "I'll go now!"

"Don't worry, the whole family is angry now. If you go to their house, won't you just give yourself up?" Fang Ye said, "Let's wait for a few days until they calm down. Maybe you can talk to your girlfriend first and let her communicate."

"That makes sense, that makes sense!" The middle-aged man held his hand and said excitedly, "Brother, you are really a beacon in my sea of ​​suffering!"

"Forget about the bright light. If you were not so out of touch with society, you would not have made such a low-level mistake." Fang Ye smiled, "I still have to make a delivery. That's all. Bye!"

"Slow down, brother, slow down!"

After turning a corner on the electric donkey, Fang Ye heard a system prompt in his mind: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing a special delivery. You are rewarded with 1 recovery potion. All spiritual energy will be restored immediately after taking it!"

He nodded with satisfaction. The stuff is good. Although the quantity is a little small, the effect is beyond doubt. At least it can solve the urgent problem at the critical moment...

It would be crazy for them to let you in with such an unlucky thing!

After hearing this, Fang Ye almost burst out laughing, but the man continued, "Later, I thought about it all night and felt that they thought the wreath was too small and not majestic enough, so I went to order a bigger and more luxurious wreath today. The elegiac couplet on it is said to be inscribed by a famous calligrapher, and it was written very beautifully. Who knew that they got so angry when they saw it, and chased me for two blocks..."

"Okay, I know why they want to beat you to death." Fang Ye was almost laughing to death, "My aunt is fine, and you even sent two wreaths to her door. Chasing you for two blocks is not a light punishment."

"Ah? Her...her aunt is not dead?" The middle-aged man was confused, "Then why did she say she was gone?"

Fang Ye forced a smile: "This aunt is not that aunt. By the way, have you ever had a girlfriend before?"

The middle-aged man said seriously: "I dated seven, but basically we broke up after two or three days, and we never even held hands."

"No wonder."

Fang Ye felt a little sad when he remembered that he was also a straight man like him back then.

"Let me tell you, period is what women have every month. Actually, your girlfriend wants you to have sex with her..."

After listening to Fang Ye's explanation, the middle-aged man almost regretted it so much that he slapped his thigh heavily: "I'm such an idiot!"

Fang Ye suggested: "It's just a misunderstanding. If you really like her, why don't you buy some gifts and go to her house to apologize, maybe you can still make amends."

The middle-aged man's eyes lit up: "I'll go now!"

"Don't worry, the whole family is angry now. If you go to their house, won't you just give yourself up?" Fang Ye said, "Let's wait for a few days until they calm down. Maybe you can talk to your girlfriend first and let her communicate."

"That makes sense, that makes sense!" The middle-aged man held his hand and said excitedly, "Brother, you are really a beacon in my sea of ​​suffering!"

"Forget about Ming Deng. If you were not so out of touch with society, you would not have made such a low-level mistake." Fang Ye said with a smile, "I still have to make a delivery. That's all. Bye!"

"Slow down, brother, slow down!"

After turning a corner on his electric donkey, Fang Ye heard a system prompt in his mind: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing a special delivery. You will be rewarded with 1 recovery potion. After taking it, all spiritual energy will be restored immediately!"

He nodded with satisfaction. The stuff was good. Although the quantity was a little small, the effect was beyond reproach. At least it could solve the urgent problem at the critical moment...