Chapter 107: Fraud
In the speeding Q5, Huang Luming asked mysteriously, "Brother, tell me honestly, did you go to work in that milk tea shop for the beautiful boss lady?"
"No."
"Don't lie to me, we are all men, how can I not know what you are thinking?" Huang Luming smiled, "I have to admit that you have a good eye, the boss lady has a good figure and good looks, she is really a top-notch..."
Fang Ye couldn't listen any more, "Brother, my boss lady already has a boyfriend!"
Huang Luming asked doubtfully, "Has a boyfriend? No way, with my years of sharp eyes, she should still be a whore, is this boyfriend just started?"
"Of course not, we knew each other before we opened the milk tea shop, but he went to Australia to study and will return the day after tomorrow."
Huang Luming slapped his thigh, "So you're still a sea turtle, then brother, you'd better hurry up, don't you still have a day and a half of opportunity? Don't give up!"
Fang Ye was immediately furious, "Brother, you are asking me to undermine your partner, am I that kind of person?"
"They haven't even laid a solid foundation yet, of course it's not called undermining your partner, it's called stealing your partner's love!"
Fang Ye could only cover his face, "Is there any difference..."
"Of course I have. Since you call me brother and we have a good affinity, I will teach you some quick tricks. Remember, the first point in picking up girls is to analyze the target. First, find out what her characteristics are, and then prescribe the right remedy. I guarantee that you can get twice the result with half the effort!"
Fang Ye was stunned. "What do you mean?"
Seeing that the other party was really interested, Huang Luming immediately taught him everything he knew. "For example, if the other party is a naive and innocent person who doesn't care about the world, you should use more romantic offensives. If the other party is a green tea girl who loves vanity, you should directly reveal your identity and spend money. If the other party is a strong-willed sister, you should think of ways to arouse the other party's desire to protect and conquer..."
Fang Ye listened with great interest and unknowingly arrived at the road outside the airport.
This road has only two lanes. A Tiggo with a novice sign was driving in front of the Q5. Its speed was erratic and it would brake suddenly from time to time. Huang Luming was a little impatient and he simply stepped on the accelerator to overtake from the right.
When he was about to overtake, a BYD F3 in front of the van suddenly changed lanes and stopped in front of the Q5!
Huang Luming had no time to react in such a short distance and could only crash into it. Fortunately, the speed was not very fast and it stopped just after it touched the bumper.
"Oh my god, this guy is just a ghost detective!" Huang Luming's back was instantly wet with cold sweat. He just breathed a sigh of relief and saw four or five men with fierce faces get out of the car in front.
Fang Ye reminded him, "Brother, they are here with bad intentions, are they trying to scam people?"
Huang Luming said nonchalantly, "Brother, just sit still, this is just a small scene, I can easily deal with it."
He took his wallet, opened the door and got out of the car, and walked straight to the front of the few people.
A bald man with a Peppa Pig tattoo on his arm said in a swearing voice, "Hey, how do you drive a car? You broke the laborer's anus?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the four people in the same group looked at each other in surprise.
Huang Luming's expression also froze, "You...can you describe it more clearly, who the hell blew your ass?"
"I spoke too quickly, what I said just now doesn't count!" The bald man finally reacted, he touched his shiny head awkwardly, "What I mean is, your car blew my car's ass, tell me, what should I do?"
Huang Luming said carelessly, "Brother, both parties are actually responsible for this rear-end collision. You shouldn't have parked in the lane, but I was in a hurry to send someone off, so I won't bother with you too much. Here's one thousand yuan, you can use it to repair your car."
He took out ten red bills from his wallet and slapped them on the trunk of the F3 very readily.
After seeing the bulging wallet, several people stared at it. The undisguised greed in their eyes made Fang Ye frown in the car.
These guys are not so easy to get rid of!
To Huang Luming's surprise, the bald man did not put the money away, but said in a joking tone, "Why, you want to get rid of us with a thousand yuan?"
Huang Luming said calmly, "Brother, you have already made a thousand yuan. You have been driving this BYD for at least seven or eight years. I just scratched some paint. Even if you go to repair it, it will not cost more than two hundred yuan. The rest is my invitation to tea."
"Fuck you, a thousand yuan is probably not even enough!" The bald man slapped the trunk and cursed, "Do you know what's in here?"
Huang Luming was confused, "How should I know what's in your trunk?"
The bald man sneered, "It contains a Qing Dynasty porcelain vase I just bought, worth 185,000 yuan. I'll open it now and take a look. If a corner is broken, you must pay for it!"
"Brother, I've seen this scam three years ago. Can you be a little more innovative? Can you keep up with the times? Even if you are short-sighted and can only use these outdated tricks, please make the hardware look decent!" Huang Luming said with disdain, "Who would believe that you can afford antiques worth more than 100,000 yuan with this broken car?" The bald man
became angrier as he listened, and suddenly took out a folding knife from his pocket, "I don't give a damn whether you believe it or not. If you don't pay today, be careful that our brothers will cut two transparent holes in you!"
Now that the knives were exposed, the other accomplices no longer cared about anything and rushed over.
Huang Luming did not expect the other party to use force directly. He felt his scalp tingling when he saw the shiny knife. He said tremblingly, "Big... Big Brother, you are just asking for money. I will give you whatever you want. Don't go further and further down the road of crime!"
As a local tycoon who owns a whole building for rent, life is of course more important than money, so he surrendered without hesitation.
The bald man cursed and said, "Why didn't you do this earlier? You insist on not accepting a toast and forcing a gentleman like you to resort to violence. Damn it, give me your wallet!"
Just when Huang Luming was about to hand over the wallet, a hand suddenly blocked him. It was Fang Ye who had just got out of the car.
"You guys, it's just a scam, but you turned it into robbery in broad daylight, isn't that a bit unprofessional?"