Chapter 393 Singles have no human rights
After throwing out another thirty yuan, I was finally able to click on the young lady's introduction page. There were a dozen photos inside, each of which was very beautiful. However, beauty is popular nowadays, and even a 200-pound mother can be edited to look like Audrey Hepburn, which doesn't mean anything at all.
The pre-sale price of this young lady is 10 yuan per hour. Fang Ye doesn't understand what this price is, but it should be an upper-middle level, right?
The APP is very considerate, and there is even a face-to-face video option, but after clicking it, you still have to recharge, and the video function can only be unlocked by LV4 members.
What else is there to say now? Recharge to activate it, and then click on the video connection.
A pretty girl appeared on the screen. She looked exactly like the one in the photo, and she had a sweet voice. She kept saying, "Brother, you are so handsome. Come and rent me."
After the initial inspection, Fang Ye was cautious and opened a small program he wrote. A second later, the girl's true colors were exposed, and he almost threw his phone away!
Her face was like a round plate, her mouth was like a blood basin, her waist was thicker than a bucket, and her voice was like a duck...
Damn it, I can't find any similarity with the one in the photo. If I really have to count, then the gender should be the same.
I actually believed in this kind of APP, and even topped up money on it. I am such a fool...
"Second brother, I will settle the score with you when I get back!" Fang Ye deleted the APP in hatred. He finally understood why Hu Fei's smile was so obscene at that time. He had been betrayed in his relationship...
This kind of human weapon actually dared to rate the Lily Fairy, with a rental fee of nearly 200 per hour. Who gave her the courage?
Forget it, I'd better go out and accept the baptism of the storm. After all, it's normal for a man as good as me to not find a girlfriend...
After thinking it over, Fang Ye was no longer entangled. He pushed open the door and took a few steps when he saw the eldest master and Fang Tang coming over.
"Xiao Ye, you're here at the right time. Xiao Tang's wife wants to drink crucian carp soup. You should quickly take the fish basket to Xishanchong and catch some."
Xishanchong is a mountain stream with many wild crucian carps. Because it is deep in the mountains and forests, usually no one goes there. It takes ordinary people several hours to walk back and forth!
Fang Ye was a little puzzled. "Grandpa, this crucian carp is also sold in the vegetable market. There is no need to go to Xishanchong to catch it, right?"
Fang Tang said, "Brother, my wife said that wild crucian carp is sweeter and more nutritious. The fish in Xishanchong are all raised by mountain spring water. The taste must be more special. You should make a troublesome trip!"
Grandpa helped, "That's right, you don't have a girlfriend to take care of anyway. A single dog has plenty of time. Hurry up!"
Damn, single dogs have no human rights, right?
Although Fang Ye was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, today was Grandpa's birthday after all, so he could only swallow his anger and accept it.
He hadn't even had breakfast yet, and he had to carry a fish basket and climb the mountain road. The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He simply picked up a fishing rod and planned to stay in Xishanchong for a while, so as not to continue to be bombarded by relatives when he came back...
His son was not having a good time, and Fang Yun and Fan Yulan, as parents, were actually in a similar situation. When they were helping to arrange the birthday banquet, they were often criticized.
Fan Yulan had heard too much gossip, and her temper came up. She said angrily, "Husband, your relatives are too much. Xiaoye just doesn't have a girlfriend. Do they have to treat him like a giant panda?"
Fang Yun smiled bitterly and said, "You don't understand this. If we still came by bus, they probably wouldn't even look at us. The bad thing is that we drove an Audi..."
"In that case, you should be blamed for this?"
Fang Yun firmly denied, "Of course you can't blame me, you should blame my son for not living up to his expectations. He is so rich now, why doesn't he want to find a girlfriend? If he really shows off his wealth, I'm afraid 90% of girls will agree, right?"
Fan Yulan said worriedly, "How should I know, husband? Don't you think my son has a problem with his sexual orientation?"
Fang Yun smiled bitterly, "I don't think so. I saw that he was very happy chatting with Miss Su before. He doesn't look like that kind of person?"
"How about we find a doctor to take a look at him?"
"Can this be seen?"
"Let's find a female doctor..."
It was almost noon, and the sun terrace was already crowded with people. Opera singers, lion dancers, and jugglers took turns to perform, which made people cheer. The temporary kitchen was also bustling with activity. The chefs were working almost non-stop, and even the sweat on their foreheads was wiped off by their apprentices. One dish after another came out of the pot, stacked up like a hill, and the smoke was lingering.
There was a square table across the cement road. Whenever outsiders brought gifts to celebrate the birthday, the deacon would sing loudly after registration so that everyone would know. This was also to show the host's hospitality.
A BMW X1 suddenly stopped by the roadside. After the door opened, Lin Yuner, who was wearing a white short skirt, immediately attracted the attention of countless men.
"What a pretty girl! Whose girlfriend is she?"
"And she came in a BMW. Who is so lucky?"
"I don't know. We'll see later."
After getting off the car, Lin Yuner was obviously a little nervous, because Fang Ye was actually the boss of her boss. Although the two had a blind date, their relationship was still quite complicated.
But Fang Ye was a very easy-going person. He drove hundreds of kilometers to help him. He shouldn't be unhappy, right?
Lin Yuner took out the gifts from the trunk while thinking wildly. Time was tight, and she only had time to buy a few bottles of Moutai. She didn't know if Fang Ye would dislike it.
How could she have guessed that the gift her big boss brought was much more shabby, and there was no comparison at all...
When passing by the square table, Lin Yuner's gift made the old man at the registration stunned.
My goodness, this is Feitian Moutai worth more than three thousand, and it's six bottles at a time!
He asked tremblingly, "Little girl, whose guest are you?"
Lin Yuner smiled slightly, "I'm Fang Ye's girlfriend."
"Fang... Fang Ye's girlfriend?" The old man almost thought he had misheard, "Is it Fang Ye, the boy from Ayun's family?"
"Yes." Lin Yuner nodded.
"Okay, okay..."
At the same time, uncle Fang Yan was taking out a bottle of wine to honor the eldest grandfather, "Uncle, this is the Moutai that Xiao Tang bought for you. You can taste it later. This is the real thing. The price is!"
Grandpa took it with a smile on his face. "Oh, it's just a birthday, why is Xiao Tang spending so much money? I think it's good to drink the Earth Blue you brought. This wine is too expensive!"
In fact, this wine was brought by Li Rongrong from home. Fang Tang was just offering it to Buddha. He smiled and said, "Grandpa, you have been good to me since I was a child. Of course I have to give you some good things to honor you. But in the future... I will send you a bottle of Moutai on your birthday so that you can enjoy it!"
Li Rongrong also said, "What's Moutai? As long as Grandpa likes to drink it, I will bring you Feitian Moutai at 3,000 yuan a bottle next time!"
Grandpa smiled so hard that his eyes could not be seen. "Okay, okay, you are thoughtful, thoughtful..."
Just when several people were having fun, a loud singing voice suddenly sounded in the distance.
"Fang Ye, the son of Fang Yun, and his girlfriend Miss Lin sent authentic Feitian Moutai to celebrate Fang Taigong's birthday, a total of six bottles!"
Before the voice fell, the smiles of the uncle's family had frozen on their faces...