Chapter 564 Cuihua, put on the plastic bag
"Old man, don't talk too much, otherwise you will be slapped in the face easily." Fang Ye smiled indifferently, "I dare say this, within ten minutes, 80% of the people here will slap your son, do you believe it or not?"
"Hahahaha, you think I'm a three-year-old kid, I actually believe this nonsense, dream on!" Village Chief Liang is now eager to delay some more time.
Fang Ye's mouth curled up slightly: "It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, you will see it soon, Cuihua!"
"Zhang Cuihua" immediately responded: "Here!"
"Serve the sauerkraut!"
"Huh???" Someone was confused.
"Oh no, put on the plastic bag!" Fang Ye covered his face secretly. It was all your fault for giving such a stupid name. I said the wrong thing in a hurry...
"Okay!"
"Zhang Cuihua" came over with a black plastic bag. Fang Ye took it and put it on the ground. Everyone stretched their necks to watch, wondering what he was up to.
Fang Ye said loudly: "Dear fellow villagers, you all saw that Liang Gao bullied my wife Zhang Cuihua. I, Li Tiedan, am too good at martial arts. I don't want to bully the weak, so I can only think of a way to have the best of both worlds. Listen carefully, everyone, anyone who can slap him on my behalf can be admitted on the spot. The reward is 10,000 yuan in cash!" As
soon as the voice fell, the whole audience burst into laughter!
"Ten thousand yuan for a slap in the face, is there really such a good thing in the world?"
"This Li Tiedan must be crazy, he can come up with such a method of hurting the enemy by a thousand and hurting himself by eight hundred?"
"I don't think he is crazy, but he has too much money. Ten thousand yuan, how many delicious foods can he buy with that!"
"Eat, eat, eat, you only know how to eat. If you have the guts, go up and slap Liang Gao in the face and see if there is really ten thousand yuan!"
"Do you think I'm stupid? Who knows if he is just fooling people? What if he has no money after the slap? Wouldn't that be a big loss? And will the village chief forgive me?"
"It seems you are not stupid. You know to wait and see."
"Of course..."
Although there was a lot of discussion in the crowd, no one dared to step forward.
Liang Gao said smugly, "Li Tiedan, since you are so rich, can I slap myself? At least let me earn some money?"
He never dreamed that the other party actually nodded in agreement: "Okay, if you want to slap yourself, I will give you 10,000 yuan as well. I will never break my promise!"
"Okay!" Liang Gao slapped himself immediately after he finished speaking, but the force was so soft that it looked like he was touching his own face. It was simply perfunctory.
Fang Ye said expressionlessly, "Yes, I did slap him. Cuihua, give him 10,000 yuan."
"Ah???" Now it was "Zhang Cuihua"'s turn to be dumbfounded, "Husband, this... this makes him earn 10,000 yuan?"
Her subtext was: Are you really stupid? Aren't we here to teach him a lesson? Why are we giving him money?
Liang Gao shouted, "Li Tiedan, if you are a man, you should keep your word. Don't try to shirk your responsibility, okay?"
Fang Ye glared at his "wife": "What are you still hesitating about? Hurry up and give me the money!"
"Zhang Cuihua" had no choice but to take out a bundle of red banknotes from the black plastic bag and threw it to Liang Gao angrily.
Seeing that Li Tiedan had fulfilled his promise with real money, the people around were all dumbfounded...
"Old man, don't be too confident, otherwise you will be easily slapped in the face." Fang Ye smiled indifferently, "I dare to say that within ten minutes, 80% of the people here will slap your son in the face. Do you believe it or not?"
"Hahahahaha, you think I'm a three-year-old kid who would actually believe such nonsense? Dream on!" Village Chief Liang is now eager to delay for some more time.
Fang Ye's mouth curled up slightly: "Don't worry if you don't believe it, you will see it soon, Cuihua!"
"Zhang Cuihua" immediately responded: "Yes!"
"Serve the pickled vegetables!"
"Huh???" Someone was confused.
"Oh no, serve the plastic bag!" Fang Ye covered his face secretly, it was all your fault for giving such a stupid name, causing me to say the wrong thing in a hurry...
"Okay!"
"Zhang Cuihua" came over with a black plastic bag, Fang Ye took it and put it on the ground, everyone stretched their necks to watch, not knowing what he was up to.
Fang Ye said loudly: "My fellow countrymen, you have just seen that Liang Gao bullied my wife Zhang Cuihua. I, Li Tiedan, am too good at martial arts and don't want to bully the weak, so I can only think of a way to have the best of both worlds. Listen carefully, anyone who can slap him on my behalf will receive a reward on the spot, 10,000 yuan in cash!"
As soon as the words fell, the whole audience burst into laughter!
"Ten thousand yuan for a slap in the face, is there really such a good thing in the world?"
"This Li Tiedan must be crazy, he can come up with such a method of hurting the enemy by a thousand and hurting himself by eight hundred?"
"I don't think he is crazy, but he has too much money. Ten thousand yuan, how many delicious foods can he buy with that!"
"Eat, eat, eat, you only know how to eat. If you have the guts, go up and slap Liang Gao in the face and see if there is really ten thousand yuan!"
"Do you think I'm stupid? Who knows if he is just fooling people? What if he has no money after the slap? Wouldn't that be a big loss? And will the village chief forgive me?"
"It seems you are not stupid. You know to wait and see."
"Of course..."
Although there was a lot of discussion in the crowd, no one dared to step forward.
Liang Gao said smugly, "Li Tiedan, since you are so rich, can I slap myself? At least let me earn some money?"
He never dreamed that the other party actually nodded in agreement: "Okay, if you want to slap yourself, I will give you 10,000 yuan as well. I will never break my promise!"
"Okay!" Liang Gao slapped himself immediately after he finished speaking, but the force was so soft that it looked like he was touching his own face. It was simply perfunctory.
Fang Ye said expressionlessly, "Yes, I did slap him. Cuihua, give him 10,000 yuan."
"Ah???" Now it was "Zhang Cuihua"'s turn to be dumbfounded, "Husband, this... this makes him earn 10,000 yuan?"
Her subtext was: Are you really stupid? Aren't we here to teach him a lesson? Why are we giving him money?
Liang Gao shouted, "Li Tiedan, if you are a man, you should keep your word. Don't try to shirk your responsibility, okay?"
Fang Ye glared at his "wife" and said, "What are you still hesitating about? Hurry up and give me the money!"
"Zhang Cuihua" had no choice but to take out a bundle of red banknotes from a black plastic bag and threw it to Liang Gao angrily.
Seeing that Li Tiedan had fulfilled his promise with real money, the people around him were all dumbfounded...