Chapter 786 is really here
"What, at least three days?" Qian Sheng pleaded, "Master, I feel like I can't leave him for a moment, is there any other way?"
Fang Ye's mouth twitched: Oh my god, I really don't know whether to say this woman is infatuated or stupid, is that scumbag so good that she can't live without him?
Master Qingfeng's eyes rolled around quickly, then smiled and said, "Don't panic, female abbot, since you can't wait so much, I have an enhanced version of the Broken Mirror and Reunion Mantra here. If you are sincere enough, it doesn't hurt to cast it again!"
"That's enough, my sincerity is definitely enough!" Qian Sheng was very sensible and directly stuffed another big red envelope over.
"My sister is crazy, she even believes in the enhanced spell, does she think it's a game???" Qian Yue couldn't stand it any longer, and when she was about to do something, Fang Ye quickly pulled her back.
"Don't be impulsive, this is a tree!"
Qian Yue said indignantly, "You can't just watch my sister's money being cheated, she is usually a thief, why is she so stupid today, believing everything I say?" Fang Ye advised
, "This must be because love hit her on the head, don't worry, just call the police first."
"Who knows when the police will come, what if this damn liar escapes?"
"He can't escape, I'm here." Fang Ye smiled, "I guarantee that he can't leave this yard, is that okay?"
"Okay, I'll make the call now..."
While the two were mumbling, Taoist Qingfeng had already put away the red envelope: "Okay, since the female abbot is so sincere, I will work hard again!"
After that, he repeated the previous steps again. The only difference was that the paper man was replaced with a larger one...
After putting away the wooden sword, Taoist Qingfeng said loudly: "Okay, the enhanced version of the poor reunion has taken effect. In three seconds at the fastest and half a year at the slowest, the ex-boyfriend will definitely ask the female abbot for reunion!" After
hearing this, Fang Ye and Qian Yue fell silent at the same time.
It turns out that this enhanced version can only reduce the lower limit of the time limit, while the upper limit remains unchanged?
However, Qian Sheng, the person involved, did not hear the catty in his words, and only knew to thank him repeatedly: "Thank you, Taoist priest, thank you, Taoist priest!"
"The spell has been cast, and now there is only one last step." Taoist priest Qingfeng took out a translucent small bottle from the box, "The female abbot is a mortal body. The ancestor and the gods and spirits who came just now will cause certain harm to your body and mind, but don't worry, just drink this bottle of precious fairy dew and you will be back to normal."
Qian Sheng asked tentatively: "Then this bottle of fairy dew... still requires sincerity?"
Taoist priest Qingfeng smiled and said: "No, it is a private gift from a poor Taoist."
"Thank you, Taoist priest, is this live chicken still useful?"
"Oh, this is used to thank the gods. You just need to take it away later."
"Okay."
Qian Sheng did not doubt it. When he was about to open the bottle cap and drink it all, a loud shout suddenly rang out above the yard: "Don't drink it!"
The voice was full of energy. The two people in the yard were stunned for a moment. They looked in the direction of the voice and saw Fang Ye holding Qian Yue's slender waist and jumping down from the wall.
After seeing a stranger appear, Taoist Qingfeng, who was disturbed, felt guilty immediately. He pretended to be calm and said, "Who are you and why are you breaking into a private house?"
"What, at least three days?" Qian Sheng begged, "Taoist, I feel like I can't leave him for a moment, is there any other way?"
Fang Ye's mouth twitched: Oh my god, I really don't know whether to say this woman is infatuated or stupid, is that scumbag so good that she can't live without him?
Taoist Qingfeng rolled his eyes quickly, then smiled and said, "Don't panic, Nyazhai, since you are so impatient, I have an enhanced version of the Broken Mirror Reunion Spell here. If you are sincere enough, you can use it again!"
"Yes, yes, my sincerity is definitely enough!" Qian Sheng was very considerate and stuffed another big red envelope over.
"My sister is crazy, she even believes in the enhanced version of the spell, does she think it's a game???" Qian Yue couldn't bear it any longer, and when she was about to do something, Fang Ye quickly pulled her back.
"Don't be impulsive, this is on a tree!"
Qian Yue said indignantly: "I can't just watch my sister's money being cheated. She is usually a thief, why is she so stupid today and believes everything others say?"
Fang Ye advised: "This must be love hitting her head. Don't worry, just call the police first."
"Who knows when the police will come, what if this damn liar escapes?"
"He can't escape, I'm here." Fang Ye smiled, "I guarantee that he can't leave this yard, is that okay?"
"Okay, I'll make the call now..."
While the two were mumbling, Taoist Qingfeng had already put away the red envelope: "Okay, since the female abbot is so sincere, I will work hard again!"
After that, he repeated the previous steps again. The only difference was that the paper man was replaced with a larger one...
After putting away the wooden sword, Taoist Qingfeng said loudly: "Okay, the enhanced version of the poor reunion has taken effect. In three seconds at the fastest and half a year at the slowest, the ex-boyfriend will definitely ask the female abbot for reunion!" After
hearing this, Fang Ye and Qian Yue fell silent at the same time.
It turns out that this enhanced version can only reduce the lower limit of the time limit, while the upper limit remains unchanged?
However, Qian Sheng, the person involved, did not hear the catty in his words, and only knew to thank him repeatedly: "Thank you, Taoist priest, thank you, Taoist priest!"
"The spell has been cast, and now there is only one last step." Taoist priest Qingfeng took out a translucent small bottle from the box, "The female abbot is a mortal body. The ancestor and the gods and spirits who came just now will cause certain harm to your body and mind, but don't worry, just drink this bottle of precious fairy dew and you will be restored to your original state."
Qian Sheng asked tentatively: "Then this bottle of fairy dew... still requires sincerity?"
Taoist priest Qingfeng smiled and said: "No, it is a private gift from a poor Taoist."
"Thank you, Taoist priest, is this live chicken still useful?"
"Oh, this is for paying tribute to the gods. You can just take it away later."
"Okay."
Qian Sheng had no doubt about it. Just as he was about to open the bottle cap and drink it all, a loud shout suddenly rang out from the sky above the yard: "Don't drink!"
The voice was so powerful that the two people in the yard were stunned for a moment. They looked in the direction of the voice and saw Fang Ye holding Qian Yue's slender waist and jumping down from the wall.
Seeing a stranger appear, Taoist Qingfeng, who was disturbed, felt guilty immediately. He pretended to be calm and said, "Who are you and why are you breaking into a private house?"
"I'm sorry, we can't be considered as breaking in." Fang Ye said with a smile, "This is her sister. As for me, I'm just a delivery man."
"Delivery man?" After hearing this, Taoist Qingfeng straightened his back immediately, "Boy, you dare to disturb the poor Taoist's ritual, aren't you afraid of being punished by the ancestor and being struck by lightning?"
"I'm not afraid. You're a swindler in the world. How can you have an ancestor with a hammer?" Fang Ye sneered, "I'm standing right here. Let him strike me if he has the guts!"
"You... okay, okay, I'm a magnanimous man and I won't bother with a little idiot like you."
Taoist Qingfeng already felt guilty, so he decided to slip away first. He bowed to Qian Sheng and said, "Abbess, since the ritual has been completed, I'll take my leave!"
Qian Sheng nodded and said, "Okay, Taoist, please take care."
Just as Taoist Qingfeng was about to run away with the box, Qian Yue suddenly stretched out his hand to block his way.
"Wait a minute, you can't leave!"
Qian Sheng said angrily: "Sister, why are you stopping the Taoist priest?"
Qian Yue put her hands on her waist and said loudly: "Sister, have you been blinded by greed? You can't even see such a crude trick. He is not a Taoist priest at all, but a big liar!"
Taoist Qingfeng tried hard to pretend to be calm and said: "This little female abbess, please stop slandering me. Do you have any evidence to prove that the Taoist priest is a liar?"
"Uh..." Qian Yue was a little dumbfounded. She just had a hunch that the other party was a liar. What evidence did she have?
Fang Ye knew it was his turn to take action, he smiled faintly: "Of course there is evidence, I won’t repeat the devilish version of the Three Character Classic that the Taoist priest just recited, let’s take the enhanced version of the Broken Mirror Reunion Spell first, it’s a complete scam.”
Taoist priest Qingfeng blew his beard and glared and said: "Nonsense, the spells of the poor are profound and unfathomable, how can they be a scam?"
"Hahahaha, how can a man and a woman who have broken up get back together because of a spell, even a three-year-old child wouldn’t believe this cheap scam, okay, if they can really get back together, I will eat this table on the spot..."
Before Fang Ye finished speaking, he heard the courtyard door being slammed loudly, and that person was crying and shouting while slamming: "Xiao Sheng, I love you, I can't live without you, let's get back together, okay..." What the hell
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What the hell is this? The ex-boyfriend really came to ask for reconciliation?!
Fang Ye and Qian Yue stumbled and almost sprained their waists at the same time...