Chapter 788: Collect the Broken



Chapter 788

"Well... the last slapping package was very effective, but it was a little too exaggerated. Can we make it simpler and more violent this time? It would be better to add some old-fashioned elements. The more old-fashioned, the more disgusting they will be!"

Old-fashioned elements? What kind of weird request is this?

Fang Ye hesitated for a while and finally agreed: "This... OK, no problem at all, I promise to arrange it properly!"

After some preparation, the two finally arrived at the destination before 12 o'clock and sat down on a bench in front of the building of Du Ziqiang's company.

Seeing Fang Ye only carrying a large red, white and blue woven bag, Du Ziqiang couldn't help but ask: "Brother Fang, it seems that you have only prepared an empty bag. How are you going to slap those bastards in the face?"

Fang Ye chuckled: "Who said it's empty? I still have stuff in it."

"What stuff?" "It's

a good thing passed down by our ancestors. I asked someone to spend a lot of effort to find it." Fang Ye said as he took out a scale from the bag. It was the kind commonly used by street vendors in the 1970s and 1980s. He almost shocked the other party to death!

Du Ziqiang stammered, "No... no way, you just spent so much time, did you just prepare this antique?"

Fang Ye nodded seriously, "Yes, you just say if it's earthy enough?"

"Earthy... of course it's earthy enough..." Du Ziqiang began to doubt his life, "But how do you plan to hit someone in the face with it, just hit it directly?"

"This is a beam scale, not a baseball bat, of course it can't be used to hit people." Fang Ye smiled, "I know what you are worried about, please be patient, you will know the function of the antique later, try not to speak, leave everything to me, just like last time, do you understand?"

"Understand..."

Seeing that 12 o'clock was approaching, it was too late to regret now, Du Ziqiang could only bite the bullet and continue.

Before long, more people started to gather at the gate. White-collar workers on their lunch break started to come down to look for a place to eat. Du Ziqiang also stretched his neck to look around and soon found his target.

"Here they come, did you see the one in the white dress? It's them!"

Fang Ye looked in the direction of the voice and saw a couple walking towards them. The man was about 30 years old, and the girl was very young, looking only in her early 20s. She looked as innocent as a girl from the neighborhood. No wonder Du Ziqiang got into trouble again this time...

The direction they were walking was exactly this. If he was not blind, he should have been able to spot Du Ziqiang. Unfortunately, the result was unexpected. They were busy chatting and laughing all the way, and they really didn't see the fat man...

Fang Ye quickly reminded him, "She's going to pass by, call her!"

"Oh, Lixue, Lixue!" Du Ziqiang woke up from a dream and shouted loudly.

His voice was not small to begin with, and this shout not only attracted the attention of the two people, but also some passers-by turned their eyes to him, most of whom were white-collar workers in the same building.

Although Yuan Lixue was somewhat reluctant, she still stopped. She asked angrily, "Du Ziqiang, we don't have any relationship anymore. Please don't call me so affectionately, lest others misunderstand!"

Shen Yiming smiled and said, "Don't be angry, baby. If you think this fat guy is annoying, I'll let Dad fire him tomorrow!"

Fang Ye was happy. He actually called Dad. It seems that this guy is still a turtle. No wonder Brother Du was defeated.

"Well... the last face-slapping package was very effective, but it was a little too exaggerated. Can it be simpler and rougher this time? It's better to add some old-fashioned elements. The more old-fashioned, the more disgusting they will be!"

Old-fashioned elements? What kind of weird request is this?

Fang Ye hesitated for a while and finally agreed: "This... OK, no problem at all, I promise to arrange it properly!"

After some preparation, the two finally arrived at the destination before 12 o'clock, and found a bench in front of the building of Du Ziqiang's company and sat down.

Looking at Fang Ye who only brought a large red, white and blue woven bag, Du Ziqiang couldn't help asking: "Brother Fang, it seems that you have prepared an empty bag. How are you going to slap those bastards in the face?"

Fang Ye chuckled: "Who said it's empty? I still have stuff in it."

"What stuff?"

"It's a good thing passed down by our ancestors. I asked someone to spend a lot of effort to find it." Fang Ye said as he took out a scale from the bag, which was the kind commonly used by street vendors in the 1970s and 1980s. He almost shocked the other party to death!

Du Ziqiang stammered, "No... no way, you just spent so much time, did you just prepare this antique?"

Fang Ye nodded seriously, "Yes, you just say if it's earthy enough?"

"Earthy... of course it's earthy enough..." Du Ziqiang began to doubt his life, "But how do you plan to hit someone in the face with it, just hit it directly?"

"This is a beam scale, not a baseball bat, of course it can't be used to hit people." Fang Ye smiled, "I know what you are worried about, please be patient, you will know the function of the antique later, try not to speak, leave everything to me, just like last time, do you understand?"

"Understand..."

Seeing that 12 o'clock was approaching, it was too late to regret now, Du Ziqiang could only bite the bullet and continue.

Before long, more people started to gather at the gate. White-collar workers on their lunch break started to come down to look for a place to eat. Du Ziqiang also stretched his neck to look around and soon found his target.

"Here they come, do you see the one in the white dress? It's them!"

Fang Ye looked in the direction of the voice and saw a couple walking towards them. The man was about 30 years old, and the girl was very young, looking only in her early 20s. She looked as innocent as a girl from the neighborhood. No wonder Du Ziqiang got into trouble again this time...

The direction they were walking was exactly this. If he was not blind, he should have been able to spot Du Ziqiang. Unfortunately, the result was unexpected. They were busy chatting and laughing all the way, and they really didn't see the fat man...

Fang Ye quickly reminded him, "She's going to pass by, call her!"

"Oh, Lixue, Lixue!" Du Ziqiang woke up from a dream and shouted loudly.

His voice was not small to begin with, and this shout not only attracted the attention of the two people, but also some passers-by turned their eyes to him, most of whom were white-collar workers in the same building.

Although Yuan Lixue was somewhat reluctant, she still stopped and asked angrily, "Du Ziqiang, we no longer have any relationship. Please don't call me so affectionately, lest others misunderstand me!"

Shen Yiming smiled and said, "Don't be angry, baby. If you think this fat guy is annoying, I'll let Dad fire him tomorrow!"

Fang Ye was happy in his heart. He actually called him daddy. It seems that this guy is still a turtle. No wonder Brother Du was defeated.

Seeing that Du Ziqiang couldn't hold back his anger, he coughed quickly: "Cousin, is she the girlfriend you abandoned?"

"What do you mean abandoned? It was obviously me who kicked her out, okay?" Yuan Lixue sneered. How could there be any innocence on her face?

Fang Ye pretended to be surprised and said in a very exaggerated way: "You kicked my cousin, are you sure? I see that you are so young, you can't be blind?"

"Impossible? Ask him yourself, who kicked who!" Yuan Lixue said coldly, "The fat guy with no money and no looks, if I don't break up with him, I'd be really blind!"

"Wait a minute, I agree with you that he is not good-looking..."

After hearing the first half of the sentence, Du Ziqiang's face suddenly turned black. Is this guy really a friendly army?

Fang Ye continued: "But it doesn't make sense to say that he has no money. Do you know what kind of person my cousin is?"

Yuan Lixue was about to speak, but Shen Yiming said first: "Baby, why are you talking so much to a rag collector?"

Garbage collector?

Yuan Lixue suddenly came to her senses. When she saw the beam scale and the red, white and blue woven bag in the other person's hand, she almost laughed out loud, and the onlookers also laughed.

"Hahaha, he is indeed a junk collector. The markings on the beam scale are almost worn out!"

"I remember now. This fat guy is a programmer at Yongqiang Company. I heard that he was jealous of the prince who returned from overseas two days ago and was given a serious demerit by the company!"

"He is crazy. Why doesn't he take a piss to look at himself? He actually wants to snatch a woman from the boss's son?"

"I heard that the boss's son should have snatched his girlfriend."

"Oh, then he must be so angry that he came here to complain. This guy is really too impulsive. Isn't he afraid of losing his job? It's not easy to find a new one in this environment!"

"What is there for him to be afraid of? After that incident, it will be a long time before he is fired anyway..."

Just when everyone was discussing, Fang Ye suddenly said loudly: "Everyone, please make way, don't delay our business!"

Du Ziqiang was confused: Business? What business?

Shen Yiming sneered: "Isn't it just collecting a piece of junk? What other business do you have?"

Hahahaha!

Everyone burst into laughter.

Just when they were laughing happily, a strong voice suddenly came from the back.

"Make way, please make way!"


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