Chapter 89 Sorry, You Spoken the Wrong Word



Chapter 89 Sorry, you sprayed the wrong thing

The next day at noon, Fang Ye received a takeaway order. The location marked on it was the parking lot of Haoyuan International Building.

"No way, the customer is so far away?"

Fang Ye couldn't help but be a little surprised. Haoyuan is at least 20 kilometers away. If he really had to ride a small electric donkey to deliver it, the milk tea would probably get cold.

Xia Wei also felt that it was a bit far-fetched, so she asked tentatively, "How about I cancel this order?"

Fang Ye waved his hand and said, "No need for that, luckily I brought the poison here today."

Xia Wei was immediately happy, "You guys actually drive a supercar to deliver food, are those tens of dollars for milk tea enough for your gas?"

"Sister Wei, money is just a string of numbers to me." Fang Ye solemnly repeated the chicken soup he had heard before, "What I care about is not how much money I can make, but whether I can meet certain people or things in the process of delivering food. This can enrich my experience, enrich my life, and sublimate my thoughts!"

He silently added in his heart, of course, it would be best if it could trigger a special reward...

"Stop talking so much, come back soon." Xia Wei couldn't help laughing and stuffed the packed takeout into his arms.

"Okay, let's go!"

Fifteen minutes later, Fang Ye finally rushed to the parking lot of Haoyuan International, but there was no one inside.

After the call was connected, a cute voice came from the phone, "Hello, who are you looking for?"

"Hello, beautiful lady, your takeout has been delivered, but I don't see where you are."

"So soon? Wait for me, I'll be down soon."

"Okay."

After Fang Ye hung up the phone, he poured the poison into the parking space next to him, and then stood aside with the takeout waiting.

Not long after, a small electric donkey swayed and stopped beside him. The

man in a yellow vest and a small helmet turned out to be a delivery boy.

"Brother, can you keep an eye on the car for me? I'll be back soon."

Fang Ye nodded, "Okay, go ahead, I'll keep an eye on it for you."

"Thank you so much!" The delivery boy took out a burglar lock and locked the wheels while speaking.

In addition to protecting against thieves, it can also protect against Fang Ye.

Nowadays, you can't tell a person's true heart from his face. It's always a good thing to have more insurance. After all, Fang Ye doesn't have the word "good guy" engraved on his face.

Not long after the boy left, the female customer came to pick up the takeaway. She was wearing a white dress, high heels, sunglasses, and an LV bag on her shoulder. She looked very fashionable, but she seemed a little cold and arrogant, with a condescending look.

"Hello, here's your takeaway."

"Yes."

The woman was about to take the takeaway when she saw a red BMW Z4 slowly driving into the parking lot. The two of them saw clearly that the words "scumbag" were sprayed in white paint on both sides of the car body!

Fang Ye was secretly happy. He didn't expect Xia Wei's words to come true, but fortunately it didn't come true for his poison.

He didn't see that the woman's face had completely turned black...

Lian Zhan had just parked the car when he saw a cup of steaming milk tea flying in the air and hitting the windshield with a bang. The milk tea and fruit particles inside immediately spilled everywhere, which scared him!

After seeing this scene, Fang Ye realized that the takeaway in his hand was gone.

"Which bastard is playing a prank here..." Lian Zhan was about to curse when he saw his girlfriend Zheng Jiaqi coming over with a fierce look. He immediately thought something was wrong.

"Get out of here!" Zheng Jiaqi slammed the car door. "Explain to me who is the little devil who sprayed words on the car?"

Lian Zhan was afraid that she would kick the car door, so he got out quickly.

"Baby, listen to my explanation. I really don't know which bastard sprayed this word to harm me!"

"Don't think I'm so easy to fool. There are so many cars in Huahai, why did they spray you?" Zheng Jiaqi said angrily, "Also, didn't you always call me Qiqi before? Why did you change it to baby now?"

"Uh, this..." Lian Zhan had a few drops of cold sweat on his forehead, "I think Qiqi doesn't seem intimate enough, so I changed it..."

"Not intimate enough? I think you were too intimate with that little goblin, and then you got used to calling me that?" Zheng Jiaqi sneered, "Your phone was always turned off when I called you yesterday. Did you spend the whole night with her?"

Lian Zhan complained, "No way, I just drank too much yesterday."

"Drunk?" Zheng Jiaqi lifted up his collar, revealing several dark red plum-shaped bruises.

"Explain again, where did these plum blossom marks come from?" Confused,

Lian Zhan looked at himself in the rearview mirror, and immediately became angry and started to curse, "Wow, I clearly told her not to have so much fun, but she dared to plant labor-capital plum blossoms..."

After cursing for a while, he finally reacted.

Zheng Jiaqi was still standing by his side!

"You are so rich, Lian? The woman who plants plum blossoms and the one who sprays car paint must not be the same woman, right?"

"Baby... Oh no, Qiqi, listen to my excuse first!"

"You still dare to make excuses? I'll beat you to death today!"

Zheng Jiaqi was so angry that she took off her high heels and was about to slap her boyfriend in the face.

Lian Zhan was so scared that his soul was about to fly away. The heels of these high heels were so thin and sharp. If they really hit his face, wouldn’t it be a bloody hole?

"Qiqi, please be merciful. There are... outsiders here!"

Huh? !

Zheng Jiaqi finally remembered the existence of the delivery boy. She turned around and saw Fang Ye leaning on the electric car and looking at this with relish. If he had a handful of melon seeds in his hand, it would be even more perfect...

Seeing Fang Ye's leisurely look, she was immediately furious. "Delivery boy, why don't you leave?"

"Sorry, I can't leave for the time being." Fang Ye said lazily, "You guys continue, just pretend I don't exist."

Seeing the faint smile on the other person's face, Zheng Jiaqi felt that he was laughing at her!

"Don't you understand what I'm saying? My girlfriend told you to get lost!"

Lian Zhan couldn't help but secretly say something evil when he saw that his girlfriend's target of hatred had shifted.

Fang Ye was unhappy now. "This parking lot doesn't seem to be yours. I like to stand here and watch dogs fight. What's your business?"

"You... who are you calling a dog?" Zheng Jiaqi was really angry this time.

"Who should I call a dog?"

"Yoho? You, a stinky loser, dare to talk back?" Lian Zhan sneered, "As a delivery man, I guess no woman would be interested in you, right?"

Zheng Jiaqi also started to add insult to injury, "Even if there is, they are probably just some ugly guys. What can a delivery man do!"

Huh? These two guys seem to be top-notch. How could they unite against the outside world so quickly?

Fang Ye said nonchalantly, "What's wrong with being a delivery boy? At least he won't become a scumbag and get spray-painted."

Lian Zhan said with disdain, "Hehe, I see you are full of envy and hatred now. Do you think that scumbags can be easily become?"

Zheng Jiaqi sneered, "He doesn't even have the qualifications to be a scumbag. Where in the world would a woman spray-paint on an electric car?"

"Unless this woman is blind!"

"Hahahaha!"

The two laughed wildly together.

Just when Fang Ye wanted to fight back, a cute figure in a high school girl's uniform suddenly appeared beside him.

"Is it you?"

"Is it you?"

Fang Ye and Su Qianyi were stunned at the same time.

Lian Zhan and Zheng Jiaqi's laughter also stopped abruptly. They didn't understand why Fang Ye actually knew this ridiculously beautiful high school girl.

Both of them had good eyesight, so they could tell that the school skirt Su Qianyi was worth a lot of money, and the white watch with a hollow skull shape on her wrist was even more frightening.

This was Richard Miller's RM07 white ceramic female watch. If it was genuine, the price would be at least 6 million, which would be enough to buy several Z4s!

After being stunned for half a second, Su Qianyi suddenly realized what was going on.

"You scumbag, I finally ran into him again!"

She quickly took out a small can of spray paint from her small shoulder bag, and before the other party could react, she quickly sprayed the two big words "scumbag" on the donkey...

"You...what are you doing!" Fang Ye questioned.

"What? Of course I'm going to label you!" Su Qianyi tossed the can triumphantly, "I've been preparing since you rejected me that day, and today it finally came in handy!"

WTF?

This stinky loser actually rejected such a beautiful little rich woman?

Lian Zhan and Zheng Jiaqi were shocked...

Just when they were doubting their lives, Fang Ye suddenly laughed.

Su Qianyi asked in confusion, "What are you laughing at?"

"I'm laughing at you spraying the wrong place." Fang Ye pointed at the poor little electric donkey and said, "This is not my car."

???

Seeing the other party's gloating eyes, it was Su Qianyi's turn to be dumbfounded.

Ten thousand horses were galloping through her mind, sometimes forming an S shape, sometimes forming a B shape.

Oh my god, why are you leaning on a car that's not yours?

Why didn't you tell me when I was spraying you?


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