Chapter 303 Love Letter, but Incomplete Love, Incomplete Book
Return to the bathroom.
The book "Three Years of Formation and Five Years of Simulation (Shanqing Publishing House)" in his hand, as expected, was scattered into spiritual energy the moment he brought it back because it lost the support of Shanqing Taoist.
Lin Li did not waste it and absorbed all the thin spiritual energy.
At the same time, he paused the time on the backup machine, which showed that more than two and a half minutes had passed.
After a calculation, the time ratio was indeed reduced again, and it became 1:150 this week.
Lin Li stretched lazily. This week there was another cheap opportunity to go to the Immortal Cultivation Realm for only 20 system coins, but there was no need to use it now, and he would consider it after the weekend.
Lengthen the interval so that he could accumulate questions in the next few days and ask Shanqing Taoist all at once when they meet next time.
But now it is time to do a final check for tomorrow's exam.
"Knock knock knock."
Lin Li had just returned to his room when he heard a knock on the door.
"Sorry, sorry, the delivery was delivered to the wrong customer. You ordered Tustin. I confused an order of Wallace that I was delivering at the same time. This is your order."
He opened the door and the delivery man he had seen a few minutes ago was now standing at the door, apologetically saying.
More than six hours had passed, and Lin Li almost forgot about it. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Sorry, I've already finished it."
Delivery man: "Oo?"
Dude, are you a glutton?
You finished all that in just a few minutes?
"This..." The delivery man was speechless for a moment.
"It's okay, go ask the other customer if he wants to change to Tustin. I ordered a lot, and the price is definitely more expensive than his set meal. If he doesn't mind, give him my order.
If he does mind, explain the situation to him and discuss a solution. I'll pay for the compensation." Lin Li said.
Although the delivery man was careless in the first place, the other party's attitude was quite good, and with the good harvest today, Lin Li could pay for this mistake.
"Then... I'll call and ask."
The delivery man was stunned for a moment. Seeing Lin Li's determination, he nodded, took out his mobile phone, went downstairs and walked to the stairwell. Soon, the voice of conversation was heard.
Not long after, the delivery man returned to Lin Li's door again and said to Lin Li with an apologetic look: "Sorry, sir, the customer said he only accepts Wallace..."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows and nodded: "It seems that he is a loyal user of the brand, okay."
"Not really, the customer said he was constipated and bought Wallace for laxatives. He said that Tustin would definitely not work, so he didn't want it."
The delivery man shook his head with a complicated expression.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
It seems that he is a loyal hater of the brand.
"Shouldn't we use bananas to relieve constipation? This is more effective." Lin Li smiled and shook his head. "If we take this crooked way, it would be bad if we are unlucky enough to meet Wallace who has not given us drugs."
"Maybe it's because I think that I need to eat a lot of bananas to have an effect, not as fast as Wallace, and I can only buy bananas in the supermarket in the middle of the night, and they are quite expensive." The delivery man smiled and replied.
"Ah? So bananas can be used to relieve constipation?" Lin Li was stunned.
Delivery man: "(；☉_☉)?"
Not a buddy?
The delivery man was also stunned.
So how did you use bananas to relieve constipation before? Is it "used" in the true sense?
Seeing the delivery man's complicated expression, Lin Li was satisfied, and then he stretched out his hand: "Then give me my Tustin, and then I will pay for this order normally. I will pay for this."
"Thank you, thank you."
Lin Li: "Brother, give me your phone, I will give you 200,000 yuan right away."
Delivery man: "?"
"Just kidding, I just gave you a hundred yuan, take a look, is it enough for you to pay for this order? If it is enough, you can take the extra, if not, tell me." Seeing the delivery man's miserable face, Lin Li smiled and changed his words.
As a former escort, Lin Li knew that the platform did not take a commission on rewards.
"Enough, very enough, thank you!" The delivery man looked at his phone and immediately bowed to thank you. He
closed the door, took his takeaway, and stayed in the Xiuxian world for six and a half hours. He was indeed a little hungry, so Lin Li ate supper while reviewing.
...
Wednesday, the day when the midterm exam officially began.
Lin Li rode his bike to school.
Taoist Shanqing's advice was very effective. The morning's eight-stage exercise was completely different.
Perhaps, if I practiced it once or twice, I could complete this task.
School.
"Today we will sever five cities, tomorrow we will sever ten cities, the day after tomorrow we will sever twenty cities, the day after tomorrow we will sever forty cities, the day after tomorrow we will sever..."
When I went to the teaching building, I saw Bai Bufan reciting "On the Six Kingdoms" by the flower bed, mumbling.
"You are fucking tired of severing cities here. It's okay to have an equal difference, but you are still waiting. What country can be severable?"
Lin Li went up and pinched Bai Bufan's butt. The touch was still bad. He wiped his hands in disgust and complained at the same time.
"The Qing Dynasty, if a great power comes, we will sever it once. We can't sever it all. We can't sever it at all. Cai Xukun and Yu Wenbo can only be brothers when they come, not sever it." Bai Bufan replied immediately after moving away from the dirty hands.
"Your mother." Lin Li was a little uncomfortable.
Today's new merits were damaged again.
"Yes, she is my mother, but she is also your mother." Bai Bufan nodded when he heard this, his expression serious, and he clenched his fists in front of him to cheer himself up: "Lin Li, don't forget the national humiliation, and keep the alarm bell ringing."
Lin Li: "..."
You are here to put your dam's value.
"Why are you staying here?" Lin Li asked.
"My examination room is in Class 3, on the first floor. I'll go there directly later. It's comfortable here." Bai Bufan said while chewing and pointing to the first floor.
"What are you eating?"
"Xuanmai, it makes me unable to stop reciting. Do you want it?" Bai Bufan took out a box from his pocket.
"Yes." Lin Li took it and took out two pills.
After returning the two pills to Bai Bufan, he put the rest back in his pocket.
"Thanks, ask me for it if you want to eat it next time."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Is this something a human can do?
"Damn Lin Li! Don't thank me! Give it back to me!"
"Go away, go away, buddy, continue to recite, what did you do after ceding ten cities..." After getting his chewing gum back, Bai Bufan waved his hand like shooing away a fly and flipped through the Chinese compulsory course in his hand.
"Do I still need to look up the book? Then I can have a good night's sleep. I got up and looked around, and the Qin army arrived again. However, the land of the princes is limited, and the desire of the tyrannical Qin is insatiable..."
Lin Li recited very fluently and smoothly, and sneered: "You haven't memorized such a simple thing yet, useless thing, I can recite it backwards."
"Then recite it backwards for me, don't recite your mother's "On the Six Kingdoms." "Bai Bufan sneered when he heard it.
However, Lin Li smiled slightly: "The next country is the sixth, and the accident will destroy the country and the sixth will follow. The great one is the sky..."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Listening to something that he couldn't understand at all at the moment, Bai Bufan looked at the textbook fiercely and found that Lin Li was really reciting it backwards from the last paragraph of "On the Six Kingdoms"!
Isn't it? Brother, you can really
do it? Are you serious?
"Do you want to continue reciting?" After reciting a paragraph, Lin Li asked with a smile.
"...No, no need."
"Now I say you are useless, Bufan, do you have any objections? "
"No problem, Brother Lin Li scolded me well, I'm a waste~" Bai Weixiang gave Lin inb a thumbs up.
"You don't need to feel inferior for losing to me. The gap between people is huge, not to mention between people and dogs." Lin Li was very satisfied, touched Bai Bufan's dog head and comforted him.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"You didn't recite it backwards just to show off at this moment, did you? Fuck, how did I fall into your trap!" Bai Bufan hesitated and wanted to say something again and again, and finally felt sour and regretful.
Lin Li was not so boring - after all, he could not predict that Bai Bufan would ask this question.
Of course, if he could predict in advance that Bai Bufan would ask this question, even if Lin Li did not have the system and [Strong Knowledge], he would really recite it backwards to show off.
It's just that now he has [Strong Knowledge], after reciting it, it is equivalent to reciting it with an open book, just read it backwards.
"The wild geese should not fly south this year." So, Lin Li just looked at the sky and said deeply.
"Ah? Why?" Bai Bufan looked up when he heard that, but there were no wild geese in the sky.
"Because they didn't migrate south."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Bufan, the candle that originally lasted half an hour can only burn for three minutes in your hand. Do you know why?" Lin Li smiled and looked down at Bai Bufan and asked.
"Shut up." So it was a humiliation segment, Bai Bufan covered his ears.
"Because you are too anxious to burn the candle."
"Fuck!"
Bai Bufan collapsed and covered his head, and cursed Lin Li with resentment:
"Lin Li, if you keep pretending like this, you will be punished sooner or later.
Remember, Musk's son was kicked out of the house by Ma Sheng because of pretending, and he didn't even recognize her as his daughter. "
Lin Li: “?”
What the hell is this pretense?
But Lin Li soon made a surprising discovery, and his expression became full of scientific spirit:
“But if you ask me, Ma Sheng’s family is also of the same lineage. Hasn’t old Ma been studying rocket recovery technology?”
“I feel that his son wants to follow in his father’s footsteps and pass on old Ma’s will, so he dismantled his own big rocket and transformed it into a rocket recovery platform. From now on, she can recover the big rocket every day.
Isn’t this another kind of "father and daughter are of one mind, and their strength can cut through metal"? "
Bai Bufan: “!”
" “Really! Damn, it turns out that Xiao Ma is so far-sighted! I admire you, I admire you!" Bai Bufan agreed.
“The so-called breakup is just a show performed for the world. If nothing unexpected happens, Xiao Ma is actually a rocket engineer (night version). "
Yes, I also think that she is replying every night..." Bai Bufan had a silver smile on his face, but he reacted suddenly the next second:
"Lin Li from your dam, I'm fucking reciting the textbook. It's easy for you to recite it backwards, don't torture me! Get out!"
You see, he is anxious again.
Lin Li shook his head in disgust, and then continued to walk towards the teaching building.
On the second floor, Lin Li first passed by Class 5 and looked at the seat number posted at the door. He was number 8, in the first row of the second group.
Then he walked straight to the door of his class, slapped the table in the corridor, and asked, "Who allowed you to sit in my seat? "
Now that Lin Li is in a sneaky state, it is difficult for him to make any noise. Therefore, although the sound of the table slapping was not loud, Chen Yuying, who was unprepared , trembled all over.
The voice of the culprit was too familiar, and there was no need to look up at all. Then the girl was a little annoyed, put down her textbook, picked up Lin Li's textbook, rolled it into a tube, looked up at each other, raised it high and put it down gently, and knocked Lin Li.
Lin Li was knocked unconscious and fell to the ground.
Chen Yuying: "?" "
Fake news!
" Chen Yuying kicked him lightly: "Lin Li, you are not allowed to sleep here."
Seeing that Lin Li still didn't get up, Chen Yuying got up and found a fallen leaf that drifted in from the corridor in autumn and put it on Lin Li's belly as a quilt, then she ignored him and continued to check for omissions.
Then Lin Li had to get up.
"You even hit me with my textbook. Class monitor, you are really bad." Leaning against the tile wall outside the classroom, Lin Li smiled and teased.
"Huh huh. "
Chen Yuying pressed her palms around her temples, her fingers curling a few strands of hair. She only uttered a breath when she heard the words, and continued to read without raising her head.
Woman, your aloofness has successfully attracted my attention.
"Would you like some chewing gum?" Lin Li spread his hands on the table, revealing Xuanmai, who had just been robbed from Bai Bufan, and asked.
"Okay."
Chen Yuying was not polite. She took the candy, tore open the wrapper and put it in her mouth, then folded the candy wrapper and put it back in her pocket.
Lin Li nodded with satisfaction. She was much more cultured than himself.
It was obvious that Chen Yuying was the type who would wrap the chewing gum in candy wrapper before throwing it away.
Unlike himself, he would spit it onto Bai Bufan's chair.
"It's not for nothing." After Chen Yuying put the candy in her mouth, Lin Li spoke.
"Thank you."
"I don't want a thank you."
"Then what do you want?" Chen Yuying raised her head.
"It's just a small request. As long as you promise me, you can eat as much chewing gum as you want in the future. "Lin Li patted his chest.
"What?" Chen Yuying asked with her head tilted, seeming to be a little interested.
"The chewing gum must be returned to me after eating, I want to take it back to soak in water." Lin Li said seriously and seriously, "I am a picky person, and I also worship foreign things and like to drink imported products."
Chen Yuying: "?"
"Lin Li, you are so disgusting!" Chen Yuying laughed and scolded.
"Damn it, other people's deep affection can at least be called a dog licker, but my deep affection can only get a disgust?" Lin Li was hurt.
"Okay," Chen Yuying shook her head and sighed helplessly, "Lin Li, don't forget the bet. If you don't seize the time now, you will lose when the time comes. Let's see what you will do. "
"Tsk, let me tell you this, monitor, I have been studying what kind of excessive demands I should make of you in the next monthly exam." Lin Li is very confident.
"Besides, do you think I am not working hard now?"
"Squad monitor, you are wrong, very wrong! "
"In addition to improving yourself, if you want to win, you can also drag down your opponent. Look, I've made it impossible for you to continue reciting. To round it off, isn't it me who is reciting?"
Chen Yuying: "?"
It seems so.
After realizing how vicious Lin Li was, Chen Yuying packed up her things and stood up and walked towards the main door of the class: "I'm going to the examination room to review. I won't talk to you anymore."
"How long will you not talk to me?" Lin Li didn't stop him, but just asked with a smile.
"Two and a half hours." Chen Yuying, who had already walked into the main door, stopped and leaned back slightly to stick her head out of the door. She made a pistol gesture with her left hand, smiled and pointed at Lin Li, and then walked into the classroom completely.
I want to pinch Bufan's butt again.
Lin Li smiled and returned to the corridor of Class 5, took out the original text of "Basic Sword Technique" that he had printed out from his backpack, and began to read it carefully.
Since Shanqing Taoist said that the skills given by the system would definitely not be wrong, then this sword technique that he originally disliked as "basic" and even didn't bother to translate and learn, now has a need again.
After last night, Lin Li now has a lot more important things to do in his schedule.
Originally, there were only eight-stage exercises for physical training, punishing evildoers, preparing for the midterm exam, teasing Chen Yuying, teasing Chen Yuying, teasing Chen Yuying.
Now there is more knowledge of formations to learn, absorbing thunder, translating sword techniques...
But having a goal is a good thing, Lin Li doesn't hate this feeling of being stuffed full.
For a long time.
His arm was poked, and Lin Li's attention was diverted from the sword techniques. He
turned his head and saw Chen Yuying. "What's wrong, squad leader?" Lin Li leaned forward slightly and bent over to ask.
Chen Yuying threw the chewing gum wrapped in candy paper into the trash can, and then handed Lin Li a piece of paper with words written on it.
Damn, a love letter!
Lin Li took it immediately and looked at the content written on it:
"Don't secretly pick it up from the trash can and drink it with water."
Lin Li: "..."
Lin Li supported his hand on the railing of the corridor, tapped his head lightly, and smiled pitifully and helplessly.
"Writing this note is just because you are still in a period of time where you can't talk to me, right?" After laughing, Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying.
Chen Yuying also smiled and nodded.
"But..." Lin Li stopped talking. He suddenly found a blind spot. He pressed Chen Yuying's shoulder and asked her to turn around. Then he pointed to the trash can in front of Class 4 and asked seriously:
"Class monitor, our class's trash can is right there, so... you went to Class 5's trash can to throw it away. Why do I feel that you are not telling me not to steal, but reminding me that I can steal after I finish eating."
After listening to Lin Li's judgment, Chen Yuying turned to face him, nodded heavily, and then pointed to the trash can with both hands and nodded again.
—— Please enjoy.
"...Class monitor, I am very moved and touched, but there are too many people now. I have to save face. I will steal later. I will steal later."
Lin Li leaned forward and whispered in Chen Yuying's ear.
The hot air exhaled by Lin Li was a little hot. Chen Yuying slightly tilted her body. After Lin Li finished speaking, she put her hands behind her back and looked at him with a smile.
Then she walked back briskly, her long hair swaying gently with her steps, attracting Lin Li's attention.
So cute.
Lin Li looked at the note in his hand and the beautiful handwriting on it.
This is the handwriting that a high-scoring essay should have.
He glanced at the trash can. It's okay to steal the gum. After all, he is not Chen Tianming, but he can keep this note.
Lin Li still remembers the content of the most touching note he had received before today -
"AACBA, BDBCA, ACBDD, AACAA"
"BBDCA, ACBBD, DDBCB, CADBB"
"××√√×, √××××"
"The big question will wait a while."
But from today on, its position will be permanently replaced by this note.
But Lin Li hopes that this note will be replaced soon.
He lowered his head and checked the time on his watch.
There was still time, so Lin Li ran to the stairs.
"Lin Li, why are you on the first floor again?"
"Don't waste your time asking these nonsense questions. Turn around and pinch your butt for me."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"You're a fucking hooligan?"
"What's the matter?"
(End of this chapter)
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