Chapter 312 Everything is ready, only the east wind is missing
. Listening to Lin Li's chanting, Ding Sihan was dumbfounded.
Who said that simple Chinese civilians can't make a civilian C4 with their hands?
Isn't it here?
You must remember that the only difference between C4 and A5 is that C4 has a countdown, but A5 doesn't. When using OPPOA5 against the enemy, the enemy doesn't know when it will explode-of course, you don't know either.
"Is that still a mobile phone?"
Ding Si was stunned for a while, then picked up his mobile phone again, searched for a while, and then looked up at Lin Li and began to chant in reverse:
"According to Article 125 of the Criminal Law and Article 30 of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, making homemade bombs without permission is a serious violation of the law! Illegal manufacture of explosives, whether or not they are used or cause consequences, constitutes the "crime of illegal manufacture of explosives", which can be punished with fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years; if the circumstances are serious, the maximum sentence can be life imprisonment or even death penalty!
Lin Li, go and surrender, you can still be saved, you don't want Yingbao to be a widow for you for the rest of your life!"
Chen Yuying: "?"
Why is this cueing yourself?
"Haha, changing the subject, you want to deny that you are a bad player, right?"
Lin Li happily ignored this and continued to poke Ding Sihan's lungs.
"You, you! I am good at it. There are two levels in this game. I have reached the highest level of level 7 before, which is equivalent to the level of a king of kings, and even a double king, do you understand?"
Ding Yiji's face turned red, and the veins on his forehead burst out, and he began to argue.
There were a series of difficult words, such as "delayed judgment cannot be counted as an empty attack", "character gradient T3", "Hall of Hall ban position targeting"...
Damn, Lin Li, who has never played Identity V, really couldn't understand this.
But it doesn't matter, Lin Li has a formula, just use the formula:
"If you are a bad player, practice more, if you can't afford to lose, don't play, the past is the past, and the present is now. If you always take the past as the present, why don't you compare it with the time when you were born!" "
?"
"Ahhhhhhh Lin Li, go to hell!!"
Ding Sihan is like this. If he can't win the argument, he will get angry. He stood up and did a Leo flying kick with amazing power.
Fortunately, Lin Li was also standing, so his waist escaped.
"Come on, Lin Li, come here, I'll give you the phone and you can play, let's see how well you can play!" Ding Sihan said angrily.
"I haven't even played this game."
"If you're scared, that's it!"
"Since you insist on doing this, hey, Ding Sihan, just wait and see how you can't beat a novice." Seeing Ding Sihan so aggressive, Lin Li picked up the phone without hesitation and said something harsh.
Confidence is the peak.
...
"Failure".
Hehe, there's really nothing I can do about the four of you, you all ran away.
"Lin Li, I believe you are a real novice." Ding Sihan covered his stomach with one hand, and laughed so hard that he knelt on the picnic mat. His mocking smile was as arrogant as Lin Li's before.
Lin Li sighed.
The script shouldn't be like this.
Damn, I'm a cheater.
For someone like me who has deep blue points, I shouldn't be questioned first, and then I really get frustrated at the beginning, but I have a very good understanding, I learned all the skills in one game, and I made a wonderful counterattack at the last moment. Everyone gasped and said that this kid is so terrifying, and I said something cool like "You can steal screenshots, but what about your talent?"
How could I get frustrated at the beginning, in the middle, and at the end?
I am not Zhou Baowei, why do I need to take so many potions?
System, you useless thing, I am angry, unless you give me a few easy tasks to complete, otherwise I will not talk to you again, hum.
"It's your points that are lost, and you are still happy here." Lin Li could only say to Ding Sihan in a cold tone.
"It doesn't matter, it's worth it." Ding Sihan was generous at this time.
But Lin Li didn't care either, in fact... it was quite comfortable.
When I was playing the game just now, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying sat on both sides of me, watching me play the game.
To be honest, Lin Li's mind was a little off the game.
The head came close to her, so close that the wind blew, and the citrus scent of shampoo swept across her earlobes. The warm breath of the girl's laughter formed a subtle temperature difference in the November wind, and her earlobes and heart were itchy.
The feeling was indescribable.
I was willing to lose ten more games, no, even a hundred games - after all, it was Ding Sihan's account, let alone losing points, I wouldn't feel bad if it was blocked.
Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying, who was also smiling, and teased: "You are smiling so happily, why don't you try it too? See if your smile can be transferred?"
"No need, I don't know how to play it," Chen Yuying shook her head, "I haven't played this game many times, it was Sihan who asked me to play it, so I tried it."
"So what games do you usually play, squad leader?" Lin Li asked curiously, "Egg Party? Yuanmeng Star? Or is there a game that makes you younger the more you
play it, that is, Peace Elite on mobile phones~" Lin Li, who was still singing the Peace Elite song rhythmically, suddenly looked down at his phone.
Oh my god, did I just mention the four words Yuanmeng Star? Could Tencent have started downloading it for me?
Huh - fortunately, fortunately, it hasn't yet.
"I have downloaded them all on my phone, but I've never played them much," Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head. "I seldom play video games, not even one that I play all the time."
Lin Li had indeed rarely seen Chen Yuying play games, so he curiously asked,
"So what do you usually do in your free time? You're not studying, are you? Damn it, I'm going to compete with you guys!"
Even if it's just a fight to make a bed.
Pinhaofan… Although Lin Li is already over the price of Pinhaofan, if Chen Yuying wants to eat, he is still willing to accompany her.
"Of course not, I usually go out with my mother to play or do beauty and skin care, and occasionally go to some special classes. Do you think I know a little bit of popular dance? How can I do that?
The rest of my spare time is just watching dramas, variety shows, and short videos."
Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head, explaining.
Oh, Lin Li almost forgot that children from rich families are like this. Parents will take them to see the world and expand their interests.
For many of them, games are really not very necessary. After all, reality can be more interesting. Why bother to devote themselves to boring virtuality.
Only those who can't find fun in reality will indulge in it.
Damn, Yuyu, this is still alive, jump.
Hey, wait, I seem to have 40 million gold, I almost forgot, hehe, it's okay, I won't jump, let others have the opportunity to jump. After all
, jumping off a building may require closing a rooftop, so it's better not to waste public resources.
"It's time to stop laughing, Hanzi. Identity V is not my home. Why don't we do some farm work? I see you have a mobile phone too. I'm better at this."
Lin Li patted the picnic mat and said, elbowing the still laughing Ding Sihan's calf with his knee.
"Sure, let's play a match. Let Yingbao come along. She has a mobile phone too." Ding Sihan hit Lin Li's knee back and nodded.
Chen Yuying heard this and turned the screen of her mobile phone sideways obediently, followed by a timi - I haven't played for too long, I must update it, so let it download first.
"OK." Lin Li nodded.
"Lin Li, what hero are you going to play?" Ding Sihan asked after opening the game.
Lin Li: "Yao."
Ding Sihan: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Say it again, what are you playing?!" Ding Sihan resisted the urge to grab Lin Li by the collar and question him, and said word by word.
"Yao, Sun Bin is also OK, "She's so cute, of course she's a boy"~"
Lin Li imitated the lines of the characters in the game pretentiously and made Chen Yuying laugh.
"You play Yao, what should my Yingbao play?"
Ding Sihan, who was amused by Lin Li's reversal, helped Chen Yuying speak.
"Don't girls like mid supports? She can play mid lane."
Ding Sihan laughed again, but there was still no smile: "Lin Li, you also know that girls like to play mid supports, then the mid supports have been played by you two, what should I play, the shooter, will you protect me?"
"You play the shooter." Lin Li nodded when he heard it.
"Well, that's fine too, my uncle spoils you two - wait. "Ding Sihan was about to nod when he suddenly realized something was wrong.
He looked up, stared at Lin Li, squinted his eyes, and slowly asked:
"Lin Li...didn't you only answer half of it? As for the answer to the question "Do you protect me?", you haven't said it yet? Now, speak up, answer me, Lin Li!"
Lin Li slapped his thigh in annoyance and shook his head in admiration for Ding Sihan's sharpness.
Facing the question, he could only blink and keep silent. At this time, silence was more powerful than words.
"Go to hell, Lin Li! You play support and don't protect me. You let me fight two people alone! ! "
Playing Yao was of course a joke. Lin Li finally chose to play something cool.
Although the match is not limited to the rank, it still prioritizes matching low-rank with low-rank. Lin Li's rank this season is also low, so the three of them are also killing in the fish pond game.
Chen Yuying is responsible for "gagging", Ding Sihan is responsible for making "mess", and Lin Li is responsible for "killing" everywhere.
...
Time flies, the years are like a shuttle, and the time flies like an arrow.
The world has changed color.
The clouds were burning like flowing gold, and the setting sun was blazing. The golden sunlight filled the sky and the earth.
"It's almost time. Let's retreat."
Another victory sounded on the three people's mobile phones. Looking at the setting sun in the sky, Lin Li stretched lazily.
"Okay~ It's time to go." Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying also nodded and stood up.
So the three began to pack up the picnic mat and the food on it.
At this time, a sudden strong wind blew. Looking up, the branches and leaves of the camphor tree were surging into emerald waves in the twilight, rustling.
The green and yellow leaves broke free from the branches and drew a track in the sky. The edges of the leaves were coated with a halo of molten gold.
This picture is quite beautiful.
Not only the three people, but almost everyone in the park was appreciating the beautiful scenery brought by the autumn wind at this moment.
The girl's long hair was stirred into flowing clouds by the wind, and the fallen leaves were intertwined in it. Lin Li's hair in front of his forehead was also blown up, revealing his entire forehead.
The wind rose and stopped, leaving only fallen leaves on the ground.
"It's so beautiful~"
"I recorded a little bit!"
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan sighed as they loosened their feet from stepping on the picnic mat to prevent it from flying around.
"If we take a live photo under the tree at this time, it will definitely be beautiful!" Ding Sihan said with some yearning, "I have thought of the action, I will use my hand to stroke the hair behind my ear and then look back."
"Yeah, it should be great." Chen Yuying also nodded in approval.
"Alas, it's a pity that it came and went quickly, and now it's gone." Ding Sihan sighed slightly, but did not feel too sorry, after all, it was something that could not be sought.
But, isn't this a coincidence?
What is the purpose of cultivating immortals? Isn't it to help girls take beautiful photos?
Long live pretending!
"I have a way." Therefore, when Lin Li heard this, he snapped his fingers without hesitation and said to the two:
"It's just the wind, I have a way to get it for you. One of you can go pose under the tree and the other can prepare to take pictures. Don't wait until the wind comes down, otherwise you will miss the chance again."
"What way? You won't wait until we pass by and then breathe on us here, right?"
Ding Sihan looked alert, and covered his nose as he spoke, as if he had smelled something: "Hey, it stinks."
Lin Li: "?"
Damn, except for the stinky part, it seems to be in line with his character.
"I'm not being mean, believe me once, I swear on my hair this time, if I'm kidding you, I'll shave my head and go to school next week." Lin Li pointed four fingers to the sky.
"Are you making such a big deal?" Ding Sihan raised his eyebrows and clicked his tongue: "Then I have to believe it."
"Let's go, Lin Li should be able to do it, trust him." Chen Yuying smiled and pulled Ding Sihan under the tree.
Lin Li also began his own preparations.
"Woof woof!"
"Woof woof!"
"Money, Lucky, be quiet! Curious, what are you doing?"
Wangcai and Laifu's owners, who were also about to leave, and her friends passed by Lin Li and saw Lin Li inserting small flags made of tissue paper on the grass, so they asked curiously.
"My classmate wants to take a photo of the falling leaves under the tree when the wind is strong."
While explaining, Lin Li took off his shoes and picked up a small branch at random - it was crooked, slender and different, far less perfect than the one he picked up during the autumn outing.
"It's beautiful to think about, but what does it have to do with you..."
The hostess still didn't understand the connection between the past and the present, so she spoke again.
"I'm learning from Zhuge Liang's borrowing the east wind, sister. These are the green, red, black and white flags inserted according to the directions of the twenty-eight constellations - but now the conditions are a bit difficult, there are only white flags made of tissue paper, and this is the incense table, and this is the offering - the conditions are also a bit difficult, so I can only have half a pack of Baiqi.
Just for the sake of showing it, God should understand what I mean."
Lin Li, with his hair loose and bare feet, preparing to dance with a sword, pointed to the things on the ground and explained.
Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying, and the hostess: "?"
Not a buddy? Are
you also borrowing the east wind?
"Lin Li! You still say you are not playing tricks on us! I am angry, you must be bald next week!"
Ding Sihan, who also heard the conversation, was originally ready to help Chen Yuying take the photo first, but now she said angrily.
"Forget about the bald head..." Chen Yuying said in a low voice.
Although she didn't think Lin Li would be ugly with a bald head, his current hairstyle must be more suitable.
"Trust me once, what Zhuge Liang can do, I can do too, just watch!" But Lin Li turned around and spoke confidently and firmly, and then began to dance with the sword.
Lin Li, who had learned the sword skills, danced with the sword in a very good manner, and was quite heroic.
Ding Sihan shook her head, it didn't matter, forget it, it's not bad to watch a sword dance.
But if Lin Li suddenly turned around and said that the wind he brought to himself and Yingbao was called Yushu Linfeng, then his kidneys would be finished! Eggs!!
Lin Li began to mutter a prayer spell:
"If you want to take a good photo, it is better to use fallen leaves; everything is ready, only the east wind is missing..."
"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-31 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-41 intercontinental missile, come..."
The woman watching the show next to
him: "(;☉_☉)?" What kind of east wind are you borrowing!
Are you going to destroy the pet-friendly public... No, you want to destroy Jin... No, you want to destroy the entire Nansang County! !
That thing is not coming! !
The woman looked up, fortunately, there was no sonic boom and gradually enlarged black spots, at least not for the time being.
The woman continued to watch Lin Li dancing with the sword.
She didn't think there was anything to laugh at, and smiled at her friends. She just thought that this was the madness between boys and girls, and it belonged to their unbridled youth. Youth should be carefree and uninhibited, so why care about other things.
Whether it was the young men who borrowed the east wind or the young women who waited for the wind, they all had sincere smiles on their faces, writing this answer.
Youth is so good, it makes the bodies of office workers like me feel warm.
She felt a little sentimental, but the hostess and her friends were ready to leave.
Her hair fluttered.
"Whoosh--"
The wind is coming.
"It's coming! What do you say! Ding Sihan! Apologize to me! Yell! Keep yelling!"
"Wow!!"
"It's really coming!"
When the young men and women behind her exclaimed, she and her friends immediately stopped and turned their heads.
The wind really came. The east wind blew, the leaves rustled, and the fallen leaves swirled and fell beside the girl under the tree. The scene was extremely beautiful.
Fortunately, another girl who had been prepared recorded this scene.
"Looks so good! Yingbao! Perfect!"
"Really~"
"Change the action!"
"It's even more perfect! Come again, come again, click, click, click!"
It's great, the woman thought.
The wind continued to blow their voices.
"It's my turn, it's my turn, I want to shoot too! Why is the wind so weak? Lin Li, can you still ask for more wind? Please, if this is all you can ask for, I'll be really angry - really angry!"
"Although I'm about to vomit blood now, Ding Zi, since you said so, how can I let you down!"
"Borrow another 500 winds from the sky!"
The boy started to dance the 'sword' again, and the girls looked at him with joy and expectation, waiting for the 'surprise'.
At some point, the woman and her friends were all smiling.
"Damn it, Ding Ding, I don't seem to have enough mana."
"Hey, Ah Ding, don't be so anxious, retreat, retreat, go back! Don't kick me first, I still have a trick! I still have a trick!"
The young man took a deep breath and took out the chips in the bottom of the box -
"Oh God! I am willing to use Bai Bufan's ten years of peach blossom luck in exchange for another gust of Dongfeng! Please! He will do anything!"
"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come..."
"Wind, come!"
Perhaps there are miracles in the world, or perhaps the world will give in to beautiful youth. When the second gust of wind really arrived as promised, the woman and her friends were left with numb shock.
"Here I come! What did I say! What did I say, I am - the son of wind!"
"Lao Ding, control your expression, squad leader, take a picture quickly! My health has reached the bottom, and I may not be able to summon the third gust of wind-"
"Taking~"
…
The wind, which was only felt by a few people in the park, slowly subsided again.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan both took photos that satisfied them.
The wind blew longer than expected. Later, they even handed the phone to the sister and asked her to take a perfect photo of the three of them in the fallen leaves under the tree.
The three of them began to pack up again. Now they could go back without any regrets.
"Lin Li, how did you do it?" Although Ding Sihan did not admit it, he asked with some admiration.
Chen Yuying just kept a small arc and a sweet smile, looking at Lin Li.
"I cheated. I played in creative mode. I input the cheat code to generate this wind." Lin Li was rarely honest.
Surprise inspection: GTA4 helicopter cheats (5 points)?
Solution: 359-555-0100.
Well, perfect memory, worthy of the fact that I wrote these numbers in a notebook in elementary school.
"Tell the truth!" Ding Sihan was unwilling to believe it.
"Oh, it's just like Zhuge Liang back then. I just saw on my phone that it's windy now, so we just have to wait. If it comes, I'll be awesome. If it doesn't, I'll commit seppuku and kowtow to you two. You two won't really force me to shave my head."
Lin Li had no choice but to smile and make up a lie.
"Is that so... eh? Is that so? Why doesn't my phone's weather forecast have such a prompt?"
Ding Sihan was skeptical, but after looking at his phone, he was confused again.
"You really need to change your phone. Maybe the food isn't your problem."
Ding Sihan frowned, but never mind. It might be like this. It doesn't matter anyway, right?
He turned to appreciate the photos on his phone.
The three walked towards the entrance of the park. When they put their phones back into their messenger bags, they took out a yellow-brown fallen leaf from their backpacks. Ding Sihan raised his head and held it to the sky, muttering to himself:
"What do you think, the departure of the leaf is the pursuit of the wind, or the unwillingness of the tree to keep it?"
Lin Li: "It is absorptive acid. "
Ding Sihan: "?"
"Steamed bun, you are not convinced? Class monitor, am I right?" Seeing Ding Sihan's unfriendly eyes, Lin Li sneered and looked at Chen Yuying.
Chen Yuying smiled and nodded.
So Lin Li became even more arrogant: "Ding Sihan, I don't know how you learned biology, no wonder your grades are so bad, hehe, stupid!"
"Ahhhh, you have no romantic cells at all, go to hell!!"
"Wrong, incorrect, it's a no-brainer," Lin Li shook his head, "After I go to the toilet, I don't use paper to wipe it, I use roses to wipe it, I am super romantic."
Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying: "?"
"You are so romantic! Or go to hell!"
...
Inside the pet park.
Wangcai and Laifu were confused. They didn't know why their master didn't plan to go home again.
The hostess and her friends first looked at the direction where Lin Li and the other two had left. After they were sure that the three of them would not come back, they immediately gathered under the tree.
Great, the "green, red, black and white flags inserted in the twenty-eight constellations" left by Lin Li, as well as the "incense table" and the "sword" for sword dancing were all there.
As for the half pack of Pocky as a "sacrifice", although it had been taken away by Lin Li, it didn't matter, they also had it!
"Quick, quick, I remember, I'm going to dance with the sword to borrow the wind, you go under the tree and prepare to take pictures!"
"Okay!"
"If you want to take a good photo, it's better to use fallen leaves; everything is ready, only the east wind is missing..."
"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-31 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-41 intercontinental missile, come..."
The hostess happily began to copy Lin Li.
"Wind, come!"
"Wind, come!!"
"Wind, come!!!"
"..."
The world was silent, and it seemed that a crow flew by, leaving behind six howls.
Friends under the tree: "..."
The woman blinked, wow, why can't it work for me?
Maybe there is something wrong with the way it is opened.
"Wind, come!"
"The wind blows!"
No matter what language she used, it was useless, but then, the woman's eyes suddenly lit up, and she realized again where she went wrong -
taking a deep breath, the woman shouted:
"God! I am also willing to use Bai Bufan's ten years of peach blossom luck in exchange for another gust of east wind! Please! He will do anything!"
The leaves did not move, and Wangcai and Lai Fu were already lying on the ground ready to sleep.
Could it be... that they have already owed money...
Woman: TAT.
Damn, fairy tales are all lies.
...
Bai Bufan, who was preparing to glue at home, sneezed suddenly.
His body seemed a little weak, and Bai Bufan shook his head, forget it, it seems that he can't play for the rest of the day, let's play tomorrow.
- Of course, Bai Bufan was talking about games.
(End of this chapter)
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