Chapter 44 Bai Bufan, the Poet of Wanquanbu
After exerting the spirit of Japanese Gongjiang and promising a big cake like a mature man, Lin Li ran out of the haunted Class 4 classroom of Grade 1 with difficulty.
I plan to eat Lanzhou beef ramen for lunch today.
As soon as I walked in, it was still an unusually familiar configuration.
Children doing homework, men rolling noodles with special hats, women wearing headscarves and working as part-time waiters, communicating in incomprehensible dialects, and the smell of beef and mutton in the store.
I have been to so many Lanzhou beef noodles in my life, the decoration is almost understandable, but why is the configuration of this person the same? Is this a necessary condition for joining?
But after the noodles came, this store was not authentic, and the meat was not transparent. After eating,
Lin Li went to the stationery store to pick up Zhou Baowei's express delivery.
Judging from the size of the express delivery, it was not a spring breeze elf at all.
Come to think of it, everyone says it, and college doesn't count, but how many people in high school do this kind of thing in the dormitory? Everyone's time in the dormitory is basically the same. Could it be that they really study finance in the dormitory?
——There is a word called hedging in finance.
If you really want to start the ranking competition, it is more appropriate to buy the NetEase version of Spring Breeze Elf to play the online competition.
What's more, not everyone carries a mobile phone like Bai Bufan, so you can't just rely on your imagination, right? Forcing it will only hurt your body.
But now Lin Li is also more amused by Baowei's despair in the morning. He was just talking nonsense, but Chen Yuying should take it seriously - isn't this just putting a shit pot on yourself?
Lin Li came to the dormitory of Class 4 of Grade 1 with the express delivery. After recalling it, he found the dormitory of Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan.
"Knock knock knock." Lin Li knocked on the door.
"Who?" Bai Bufan ate quite fast today and had returned. His voice came from inside.
"Host, writer, folk singer, bartender, oil painter, leatherworker, silversmith, hand drum artist, old backpacker, investment consultant, French knight, abstract genius Lin Li." Lin Li replied.
"Our dormitory can't accommodate so many people. Can you change to another dormitory?"
"Okay."
"Be good?"
"Pat the head."
The secret code was matched, and the door of the dormitory was immediately opened.
Classic configuration, six-person dormitory, three bunk beds, two rows of long tables and chairs, but the environment is not bad, unlike some garbage schools, the decoration style is the same as the "Rose" of Damascus that is only suitable for blooming in ruins-Syria.
There are only three people in the dormitory, and three people have not returned yet, or are visiting other dormitories.
"Baowei, your computer accessories." Lin Li has been to this dormitory before. Lin Li threw the express to Baowei who was sitting on the chair, and then he lay on his bed, lying down without hesitation, occupying the magpie's nest, and rubbing on the quilt.
Zhou Baowei had long accepted the fact that his lower bunk was a public area. After receiving the express, he just sighed helplessly.
"Lin Li, be careful." Bai Bufan reached out to Lin Li's upper bunk and searched for his phone under the quilt, reminding him, "There are precious cultural relics on Baowei's bed, inherited from ancestors. If you break them, you probably won't be able to pay for them."
"Is it true?" Lin Li stood up after hearing this.
Zhou Baowei also turned his head away - how come I don't know.
"Really? There is paper from Lu on Baowei's bed, with the word Jin on it, which witnesses the cultural exchange between ancient countries. Have you seen "National Treasure"? Remember the fingerprints over 2,000 years ago? I think Baowei's cultural relic is also very romantic. I wonder if there is a chance to be on this show." Bai Bufan said it clearly.
Lin Li looked at the pillow and there was indeed a tissue: "..."
Why is it inherited from ancestors? Lin Li didn't need to ask, this kind of thing can be easily inferred - what is inherited from ancestors is the DNA on it.
It's just that Lin Li doesn't quite agree with the romantic point.
But I have to admit that if it can be on the show, the show effect should be there.
"That's what I use to blow my nose, stop spreading rumors!" Zhou Baowei was furious.
After Bai Bufan found the phone, he sat on Zhou Baowei's bed.
Lin Li directly plundered the phone and opened his short video platform.
Check the content first.
Lin Li opened the browser first.
"You are such a dog! But fortunately I was prepared." Bai Bufan sneered.
Damn, it's invisible browsing.
But Lin Li always has other ways. He opened the browser's URL collection and planned to see what Bai Bufan had collected.
"Okay, that's it, it's okay, it's impolite to read it again." But Lin Li's hand was held down like this, and Bai Bufan said seriously.
Lin Li laughed and then prepared to return to the main interface.
"?"
"Bai Bufan, why is the home button of your phone a screenshot?" When Lin Li took a screenshot, he was stunned, and then pressed the volume and power buttons, and then returned to the main interface.
"Because I flashed the phone, I don't want my phone to be picked up and used directly by the enemy after I die on the battlefield!" Bai Bufan said with some pride.
"Bai Chenguang, have you ever thought about what would happen if your cell phone was picked up by your teammates on the battlefield?" Lin Li asked seriously.
Bai Bufan was stunned by the question. After thinking for a long time, he nodded heavily: "It's his bad luck."
Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Clicking on Douyin, Lin Li watched five videos.
Three female bodhisattvas, a game video, and a comic introduction video that required a hero to appear in the comment area.
"Your life is really completely over." Lin Li expressed his approval again.
"I don't usually watch these." Bai Bufan said sincerely, "Also, when you talk to me, can you look at me instead of the bodhisattva? It's a bit rude. If you really like it, I will transfer their Douyin account to you later."
"I just sneer at this, but transfer it to me. I just need to collect evidence with a critical eye. When the evidence is collected, it will be the time for the female bodhisattva's golden body to collapse." Lin Li shook his head. Although his head was shaking, his eyes did not. It
was more stable than an owl's head.
"After I forward it to you, you can take your time to read it. Let's get down to business first. We don't have much time." Bai Bufan said.
Lin Li clicked on the message.
"Bufan, I have a question for you."
"What's wrong?"
"Why is it that the profile picture of this user here called Good Sun'er is the same as mine? After I clicked it, I found that his Douyin account seems to be the same as mine." Lin Li asked with a smile.
"This proves that you have a good vision and the profile picture you choose is recognized by the public! It can't be the note I gave you, what a joke." Bai Bufan also smiled, and then turned into a horrified smile.
After a while.
Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan's body and clicked on the chat records one by one.
...
"Bai Bufan: Date?"
"Ai Chi Qingti: Add V300."
"Bai Bufan: Can we date after adding it?"
"Ai Chi Qingti: Add V first."
"Bai Bufan: The stock market is not doing well recently. I'm a student. Can you give me a discount? How about three dollars?"
"Ai Chi Qingti: Haha, why don't you say you're a freshman? Wouldn't it be good for me to give you V for free?"
"Bai Bufan: Thank you for your understanding, sister. I'm a freshman."
"Bai Bufan: Didn't you receive it? I'm a freshman, hellohello, I'm a freshman."
"Bai Bufan: Are you there? Why don't you reply after reading it? Give me V?"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he/she cannot receive your message."
...
"Bai Bufan: How much is it per time?"
"Xi Ling Angel: We go out for green play, 3k for 12 hours, and all expenses during the period will be paid by you, the boss."
"Bai Bufan: Green? Is the green fee so expensive?"
"Xi Ling Angel: Of course it's green. If you only need 6 hours of play during the day, the price is only 800."
"Bai Bufan: There is no place to play outside at night, so I can only play games. This costs 2200? Who would order this kind of companionship? I want this kind of companionship. Isn't it better to just ask a sweet girl online to play games with me? It only costs a few dozen yuan an hour."
"Xi Ling Angel: Idiot who doesn't understand human language."
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA can't receive your message."
"Bai Bufan: Why are you blocking them? Your charges are really unreasonable!"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA can't receive your message."
Recommended by a friend's book:
There are ghosts in the world, named the Three Corpses, which cause people to die early, which is a great harm.
Li Liang traveled through time with a magic mirror and lived in the statue with a strange body. He was worshipped by the people and practiced with incense.
He eliminated corpses and ghosts, slayed demons, and could summon a strong wind with a breath and a heavy rain with a word.
He drove away the five thunders and controlled the mysterious lightning, opened the world and controlled the divine soldiers.
From a small god who protected a place to all living beings worshiping him, there are thousands of gods under his door.
Summon the heavens to respect, and the earth to welcome. Point at the ghosts and destroy them, and the demons and monsters will be restrained.
Looking back, I have realized the supreme path.
(End of this chapter)
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