Chapter 467: This cup has no mouth, but the bottom is leaking
Lin Li had an illusion in a trance.
At this moment, Bai Bufan is like Dora in "Dora the Explorer" or Mickey in "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse", in short, the protagonist of this kind of top strategy program. At this moment, he is enthusiastically inviting himself to shout "Troublemaker, stop it" or "Oh! Potato!" with a similar tone.
The only difference is that the line was replaced with "Oh - it tastes good."
Ah~
I really miss my childhood.
"You're still distracted, that's the worst!!"
"I'm still holding your clothes! Show me some respect, you bastard!"
"Shout with me!"
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li, who had a nostalgic look on his face and seemed to be distracted, and he couldn't help laughing.
"What did you just say?" Lin Li came back to his senses and asked.
"Still distracted! Still distracted!" Bai Bufan shook Lin Li like a rattle, his voice suddenly choked:
"Even when my life and death are at stake, you can still be distracted. Lin Li, what am I to you?
Is it a victim of your love life? A tool for your entertainment? A toy for your boredom? A glimpse of scenery on your wandering journey? Or is it just trash you can casually throw away after you say sorry?
Ah! What am I to you?
Hearing Bai Bufan's classic questioning, like a boudoir-like woman, Lin Li knew a standard answer -
Lin Li: "You're not here ☉☉."
Whatever is in my heart, bro, you are not there at all.
Bai Bufan smiled and gritted his teeth: "Your mother is your slave! Go to the SPA!"
Looking at the two people in front of him who were arguing more and more fiercely, Du Hansi couldn't help but have a hint of worry in his eyes.
Neither of them has any suitable weapons in their hands, and it seems like they can't kill anyone. Should I take off two chair legs and give them to them?
Forget it, just give it to Bai Bufan. Nansang Middle School only has one Wang Ze.
However, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's playfulness soon stopped. After all, they were in another class at the moment, and in the end, Lin Li chose to compromise.
There's no way around it. Bai Bufan's offer to treat us was his original kindness, not something he had to do. I have to be grateful and let him go this time.
"Oh—delicious!"
The two began to express their feelings repeatedly, and occasionally encountered difficulties from Du Hansi.
The tone, the movements, the momentum.
Obviously the person at the next table wasn't so strict.
Obviously, this was Du Hansi's hatred for Lin Li due to love.
Lin Li couldn't help but sigh: "Ah, I didn't expect something like this to happen today. I kind of regret not listening to what my mom told me when she sent me out this morning."
Bai Bufan looked over curiously and asked:
"Huh? Auntie could even predict this? What did she tell you?"
Lin Li frowned and looked at Bai Bufan like an idiot, asking with a hint of disdain and sneer: "How should I know? Didn't I tell you that I didn't listen?"
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Fuck you.
So it's strictly speaking not listening?
“Who the hell can understand what this means?!”
Du Hansi: "Ahem."
The two looked up when they heard this, but immediately realized why Du Hansi suddenly coughed at this time - the fourth guest appeared at the door, looking at everything in the classroom curiously.
Lin Bai and the guy next to him who hadn't finished his discount yet, looked at each other and nodded slightly.
Lin Bai took a sip of the coffee that was still burning his tongue, closed his eyes, nodded to the buddy next to him, and then maintained appropriate intervals and expressed his feelings in an orderly manner.
"Oh—delicious!"
"Oh—so delicious!"
"Oh—it's really delicious!"
“Is it really that delicious?”
Attracted by such an environment, the victim asked curiously immediately after sitting down.
When he saw the three of them nodded sincerely at him, he also nodded excitedly:
"Great! Looking forward to it!"
…
Looking forward to your mom.
There are bad guys in Nansang Middle School.
When he learned the real rules from the students of Class 14 with no desire to live, he felt extremely sad and heartbroken.
The gap is too big.
It was like getting a full body checkup. After checking my steel door, the doctor told me seriously that there was good news and bad news. The good news was that my steel door was normal, but the bad news was that he was not a doctor, and he actually put both hands on my shoulders during the examination.
Digital perianal examination, but cattle finger.
It's such a sad drop from heaven to hell, bro.
Ignoring the man's somewhat resentful gaze, Lin Li and Bai Bufan had already completed their quota of 30 sentences and received the maximum discount.
After Bai Bufan scanned the code and paid six yuan, Du Hansi was very satisfied. He even performed a European-style curtsy - pulling up the maid's skirt with both hands and spreading it to the sides, bending his knees slightly and bowing his head:
“Thank you for your patronage and welcome to visit us next time.”
Obviously, "revenge" brought him physical and mental comfort.
Bai Bufan felt more and more that he had suffered an unprovoked disaster, and that it was all Lin Li's fault.
"Please come back next time. Can your store attract repeat customers?" Lin Li also shook his head.
"Well, I'm going to share with you two a hidden benefit for our old customers," Du Hansi said with a meaningful smile.
"If old customers bring new customers to our store, they can enjoy the lowest discount without participating in the promotion. Not only that, they can also get an additional discount of one yuan, that is, they can buy a cup for only two yuan. Of course, this is only for old customers themselves. New customers who want the lowest price still need to participate in the promotion in full."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan naturally understood immediately.
If that's the case, then maybe there will really be repeat customers.
After all, Nansang Middle School has always been a school where people have to be on guard against others, but there are also many schools that have the intention to harm others.
There are no good people in this school.
To be honest, even if Du Hansi didn't say this, Lin Bai planned to try to recommend the guys from Class 4 to shop in this store if he met them on the road.
"Han Si, I actually have a suggestion you might want to listen to." Lin Li suddenly thought of it.
"What?"
Lin Li: "I think simply shouting out a discount of ten yuan is too monotonous. Have you ever considered that when the price is only 100 yuan, you can shout out a discount of one yuan. When the price is only 50 yuan, you can shout out a diamond. Then, for every ten diamonds, the price can be reduced by one yuan. When the price is only 10 yuan, each shout can participate in the roulette wheel. There is a chance to get gold coins in the roulette wheel, and ten gold coins can be exchanged for one diamond.
At the same time, if you invite a new user to drink during this period, you can get a 20 yuan discount immediately."
Du Hansi: “?”
What is Pinkaka?
If you want to destroy Class 14 of Grade 1, there's no need to be so roundabout.
If this was adopted, Du Hansi was still confident that the class would be like Mickey Mouse crossing the street, and everyone would shout and beat him.
"That's a good suggestion. We will adopt it as appropriate." Du Hansi chose to say some nice words.
Lin Li naturally didn't force it. He exchanged a glance with Bai Bufan and stood up: "Okay, let's go then."
"I'll take you to the door." Du Hansi picked up the garbage on the table and followed the two of them.
"Hansi, are you going to be a valet for the whole morning?"
"Of course not. I'll be in charge for another half an hour, and then someone will take my place," Du Hansi shook his head and said with a smile.
"I have to enjoy the garden party too. By the way, Lin Li, what is your class doing? I can take care of your business."
"Our class's project is not very interesting." Bai Bufan replied.
After comparing the contents with those of Class 14, Bai Bufan only felt a sense of inferiority as if he was completely surpassed by others.
The most embarrassing episode for Class 4, Grade 1.
But to some extent, this can't be helped.
It’s not that Team 4 couldn’t think of such a project, but the main problem was that the auditor Xue Jian would never allow it.
Perhaps it is because there are usually decent people in Class 14 that their head teacher turned a blind eye to this.
Whenever Xue Jian sensed any signs of something being amiss, he would simply turn off the light without doing anything else.
"There's no need to take care of business or anything like that. We don't prioritize that. Our class isn't looking to make money at the garden party," Lin Li nodded. "But, Hansi, if you're free, could you help me with a research report in a few days?"
"Hmm?" Du Hansi looked at Lin Li curiously. "What investigation? I'm a sports student who doesn't study much, so I'm sure I'll be free."
Lin Li: "A survey on men's gender requirements in their partners."
"Actually, I did a similar survey a few years ago. I surveyed 100 men. Ten of them were very happy after being surveyed, and even surveyed me back. Five hoped I would survey them again next time. Ten felt uncomfortable but didn't particularly object, just hoping I wouldn't be surveyed next time. The remaining 75 just gave me a thrashing."
"Now that several years have passed and society is changing rapidly, I think the results of the investigation should have changed, so I plan to reopen it. I'm currently looking for a target, and you're very much my type."
Du Hansi: "I'm busy. I'm preparing for the final exams. I plan to apply to Tsinghua University."
Fuck you.
What kind of investigation is this!
What on earth are you looking for?
"Bye, bye, I'm going back to entertain the guests."
Fearing that Lin Li would say something about Wang Ze again, Du Hansi, who had already sent the two to the corridor, immediately backed up to the classroom - he didn't turn around, apparently because he didn't want to show his butt in front of Lin Li.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, then laughed and continued walking along the corridor.
"Lin Li, you have this kind of personality outside the class." Bai Bufan said with a smile.
"I can only say that Hansi is quite special. Wang Ze was the matchmaker between him and me, so naturally, the way we get along became Wang Ze-like." Lin Li also smiled and shrugged.
A bitch speaks like a human, a bitch speaks like a dog.
The two continued to stroll.
"Trust your luck and come play! There's no shady dealings, no cheating! It's a pure test of luck! The grand prize is real gold!!!"
"You want to be the owner of gold?! What are you still hesitating about?!"
When they reached the fourth floor, the shouting reached the ears of Lin Li and Bai Bufan clearly.
The two looked towards the source of the sound, which was Class 20 at the very edge.
The project in their class seemed to be quite popular. There were many people gathered at the stalls in the corridor, and applause and cheers could be heard from time to time. Although the situation in the classroom could not be seen from a distance, it was possible to observe that there were many people coming in and out.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, nodded at each other without saying anything, and then walked to the door of Class 20 curiously.
I saw several A4 papers pasted on the wall of the classroom. Each paper had a conspicuous golden arrow drawn on it, and all the golden arrows pointed to the center.
——There was a flat plastic box about the size of a thumb, and inside the box were golden flakes, which were the gold in the advertisement.
There is an introduction next to it, a small gold piece with a total weight of 0.1 grams, worth 80 yuan.
"Holy crap, there really is gold." Lin Li and Bai Bufan laughed.
I am not disappointed at all because of the small size of the gold. If it were larger, I would have thought it was outrageous.
What's more, for a small New Year's Day garden party, 80 yuan is definitely a big prize.
A meat dish and a vegetable dish in the school cafeteria cost less than ten yuan, which is more than enough for half a week's living expenses if you save a little.
"Are you two classmates interested? All the projects in our class are related to luck, and it's not just the one on the wall. We have prepared two golden pieces as grand prizes. So far, no lucky person has successfully won them! The probability is very high!" The classmate who was soliciting customers at the door asked enthusiastically.
"How can we take them down?"
"Just participate in this big roulette wheel. In the gift blind box, you have a chance to get a gold piece, which is the one displayed on the wall. In the hole-in-the-hole blind box, you have a chance to get another gold piece that is already inside!"
There is indeed a large turntable in the classroom, which is divided into many areas——
"Gift blind box raffle opportunity", "Dongdongle blind box raffle opportunity", "One more time", "Snacks", "19th Class milk tea 3 yuan coupon", "11th Class marshmallow buy a large get a small coupon (on the first floor)", "Thank you for your patronage".
Looking at the awards linked to Class 19 and Class 11, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and laughed.
Class 20 has something special. They can hang these two awards on the board. It seems that they went to other classes to "solicit sponsorship" before the garden party. They are very creative.
And, what's also interesting is that the front two borders are gold and the back four borders are purple, but the areas of the six awards are all very uniform in size and there is not much difference between them.
Theoretically speaking, the "Thank You for Your Patronage" that Class 20 earns the most money from has a black border, which symbolizes bad luck, but it only occupies about 15° of the 360° turntable, which is dramatically smaller than other areas.
If you can make it to this "Thank you for your patronage" area, in a sense, it is like winning the lottery and getting lucky.
I feel that the purpose of Class 20 setting up this area is not to make money, but to see who can be so unlucky. It also has some fun attributes.
"How much is one transfer?" Lin Li asked.
"Three yuan for one time, ten yuan for three times."
"Then you are very good at doing business. How about playing a trick?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.
"Play." Bai Bufan nodded. He also found it very interesting.
After paying, Lin Li chose to go first.
With a little force, the turntable began to spin rapidly.
Lin Li did not use any abilities or magic weapons to interfere. If he had, it would have been too boring. There was no mission, so there was no need.
Just wait quietly for the result.
But luck was good, the pointer stopped at the golden "Dongdongle Blind Box Raffle Opportunity".
"Congratulations, classmate, you've got a chance to play hole-in-the-wall fun!"
The waiter immediately pulled Lin Li to another table, where two large perforated music boards were placed. He then extended his hand and gestured for Lin Li to help himself.
"Come on, students, choose the area you want and poke it open to get the prize inside!"
——The so-called hole-in-the-wall game is a toy game in which there is a foam box or plastic box at the bottom, covered with a layer of wrapping paper. Players can get the prizes inside by poking the small grids or holes on the surface.
The perforated music board in front of him had been poked with several holes. Lin Li touched his chin and thought for a while, then chose the largest hole.
It wasn't that he scanned it with his spiritual sense. Lin Li simply felt that the gold piece was small, and Class 20 might have done the opposite and deliberately placed it in the large grid.
His index finger easily pierced through the wrapping paper, and then Lin Li raised his eyebrows, a little surprised - "Bufan, I touched the flat plastic box!!"
Just as he thought, there was only a small flat plastic shell inside the huge grid!
Could it be that—
Am I really the chosen one?
"Is this true? Stop it. If you really touch me, I will be in so much pain that I will die." Bai Bufan widened his eyes.
Without further ado, Lin Li took the flat box out of the hole!
Wow! Gold... Wait, why is it silver?
In the small plastic box was a one-yuan coin.
Lin Li: “…”
Oh my god!
Why is Class 20 so bad?
Just as Lin Li was about to spread his hands helplessly to indicate that he had fallen into a trap, the hostess applauded excitedly:
"Congratulations, classmate! Congratulations, classmate! You've won a precious misprinted coin!"
Upon hearing this, the other twenty classes of students in the classroom immediately turned into the atmosphere group and started applauding.
"Congratulations!"
Lin Li: Oo?
That’s right, if it’s just an ordinary coin, why put it in a plastic box?
Lin Li carefully observed the coin in his hand. After a long moment, he curiously asked, "Excuse me, where is the error?"
Boy: "Didn't you notice that the front of this dollar was mistakenly printed on the back, and the back was mistakenly printed on the front. The mistake is very obvious."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
(End of this chapter)
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