Chapter 477: Xi Ling is the King of Picking Up Girls [asking for monthly votes]
"Lin Li, if time wasn't a problem, I really want you to just park the car behind that guy and we can watch his reaction live."
Bai Bufan adjusted the seat to the maximum backward angle, lay on it, touched the ceiling inside the car with his hand, and spoke with a smile on his lips.
"Bufan, if you keep this habit of returning to the crime scene after committing a crime, you'll end up in trouble sooner or later."
Lin Li was also relaxed, as he had already parked his car and was just waiting for Qu Wanqiu to get out of the gate of her residential complex. Upon hearing this, he shared his criminal experience.
"Fuck, Lin Li, if you go to the Northern Bathhouse in the future, you will definitely be charged more." Bai Bufan knocked on the roof of the car, and heard a banging sound, and answered with a smile.
"Indeed, after all, I'm too old. Going to the bathhouse will easily make other men feel inferior, which will affect the bathhouse's income. It's reasonable to charge more." Lin Li said seriously.
Bai Bufan rolled his eyes and sighed, "Idiot, what I meant is that you are too treacherous. It's tiring to rub it, so you should charge more."
"Same here." Lin Li sneered.
"Indeed, mine is too big after all." Bai Bufan nodded happily again.
"But let's not talk about the bathhouse," Lin Li complained again.
"Last time I passed by a newly opened bathhouse, and the owner was shouting at the door, saying that the new store was having a big opening discount, that men's baths were 10 yuan each and women's baths were 100 yuan each. I was a little confused at the time, wondering why the price difference was so big, so I went up to ask.
The boss said, "This is what we have. By the way, sir, which one would you like to go in?"
"So it's a buffet? If so, I think the 90 yuan is worth spending." Bai Bufan touched his chin.
"It's worthless! I spent a hundred dollars and found out that the women's bathhouse is also full of men!
The more I thought about it, the angrier I got, so I went out and spent another ten yuan to enter the men's bathhouse. Damn, it was all men!"
Lin Li punched the backrest behind him in frustration and said angrily.
"Between a small loss and a big loss, you chose the ultimate loss, Hakilin. If your life were livestreamed, there wouldn't be a lack of comments, right?"
"Then I guess there will be even more Pian brothers and Pian sisters." Lin Li did not deny it, but just added.
"Speaking of which, are there any quality films you can recommend?"
"Didn't you say you'd quit this year? And you still recommend it?"
"It's almost next year, so it's better to be prepared."
“…”
The two chatted in the car, and the topic jumped quickly.
To be honest, it is difficult for ordinary people to keep up with their rhythm. If you listen rashly, you might think it is just a conversation between immortals.
I would like to mention here a classmate named Huang and a classmate named Zhou, but unfortunately they are not here.
"Master, is Xiling leaving?" There was a sudden knock on the car window, and a familiar female voice asked.
"No, no, we're only going to Erxianqiao Chenghua Avenue." Lin Li said with a smile as he unlocked the car door, then nudged Bufan with his elbow and said, "Put the seat back in the right position."
Qu Wanqiu opened the car door and got in. Like Bai Bufan, she first looked around the interior of the car and then sighed.
Lin Li also stopped humming and looked at the road ahead...or rather, the system.
[After a long period of training and passing several complex tests, you finally gained the recognition of the Empire and became a real mecha pilot.
A friend jokingly entrusted me with a task. The speaker didn't mean it, but the listener took it to heart. Since I have the ability, why not do something within my capacity?
【Mission triggered! 】
Mission 2: Complete at least 10 commissions from strangers in the Empire in a mecha (0/10)
[Mission Reward: Physical Improvement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; Random Ability *1; System Currency *150]
Considering Qu Wanqiu's joke just now, does this mean that she can be a taxi driver and pick up passengers?
After a brief thought, Lin Li decided to put this task aside for the time being.
It's a task with no time limit anyway.
The mission requirements also emphasized that they had to be strangers, which meant that even if I wanted to experiment with the mission's completion requirements, I couldn't target "three people and a dog."
Then you can think about it later.
As for immediately shifting the focus of tonight to the mission, Lin Li was not so utilitarian and was not interested at all.
Not to mention that this is an unlimited time mission, even if it is a time-limited mission, Lin Li would probably simply choose to give up and let the "three men and a dog" do as they please.
"Shall I drive?" Seat belts were not mandatory in the back seat, so after Qu Wanqiu closed the door, Lin Li started the car and gestured.
"Go ahead," Qu Wanqiu nodded, then confirmed one thing: "Lin Li, you'll take me home tonight, right? It might not be easy to get a taxi tonight, and you don't want a girl like me to have to cross town and go home alone in the middle of the night, right?"
"It's a delivery, don't worry." Lin Li nodded with a smile.
"That's fine. Are we going to pick up Sihan or Yuying now?"
"Dingzi is closer, pick him up first."
"Okay," Qu Wanqiu nodded, "So where are we going to play tonight?"
Lin Li still gave an excellent answer: "I don't know."
"What do you mean by not knowing?"
"Didn't I tell you on the phone? The important thing about going out to play is to go out, and having fun is secondary. Jiji, you can think about where to go to spend the New Year's Day after everyone gets together." Lin Li said in a relaxed tone.
"So you went out without any plans at all!"
"Because there's no need for planning, even if I just spend the whole night driving with you guys and chatting, I'd still find it fun. This is my sincere affection and love for you three dogs."
"Yue—don't be disgusting."
Even if Qu Wanqiu agreed in her heart, at this moment she could only express contempt with a gloomy face.
"How about we really drive all night tonight, take the highway, I want to see the Nibelungen." Bai Bufan was very interested.
"Idiot, I'm on internship and not eligible to use the highway."
"Lin Li, you're a piece of trash."
"If you were an experienced driver, I would be allowed to drive on the highway. I can't say who is the useless one." Lin Li sneered.
"Bufan, call Dingzi for me."
"OK."
"Hello? Lin Li, what's going on?" The call was quickly connected, and Ding Sihan's puzzled voice came.
"It will take 26 minutes to get to your house. Please clean up as needed. There is no rush, but don't keep us waiting too long." Lin Li got straight to the point.
Ding Sihan still responded with "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", but it was not a battle cry, because these "ahs" were very emotional, with one to four tones.
"Did I hear Wanqiu's laughter?"
"You heard right, Sihan, it's me."
"Why are you asking so many questions? Are you going to come out or not? If not, I'll beat you up upstairs! If you do come out, I'll treat you to a midnight snack tonight." Lin Li frowned.
Qu Wanqiu: "Why did I just use threats and no inducements?! Lin Li, you just said you were going to beat me up, right?"
Bai Bufan: "Why didn't I use any threats or inducements? Lin Li, you didn't even bother to warn me and just bumped into me, right?"
"Haha, what kind of inducement is this?"
Ding Sihan on the other end of the phone sneered at the words. Her voice was already rustling, and it seemed that she was already preparing to go out, but she was stubbornly refusing to admit it.
"It's boring. I don't want to go out tonight."
You've learned all the tsundereness from that big fool Jianjian, right?
"Damn, I invited you to have a midnight snack and you didn't even want to eat?" Lin Li just found it funny.
"Sorry, midnight snack? Losing weight? I'm not interested at all. If that's all you want, don't contact me. I'm hanging up." Ding Sihan snorted arrogantly.
Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, revealed a strange smile, and then spoke softly to the phone on the middle phone holder:
"Dingzi, other people lose weight because they look ugly when they are fat. You are not good-looking anyway, so why do you want to lose weight?"
"Besides, if you lose weight, you should reduce your breasts first. If you reduce them again, they will probably be gone."
Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu: "Oo?"
“…”
“Ahhhhhhh Lin Li——!!!”
This time it was a real war cry.
It seems that Ding Sihan is not at home now but in Baidi City, because there are incessant cries of monkeys on both sides of the phone.
"Where! Are! You! Now!?"
"Beep——" Lin Li smiled without saying anything, and just reached out to hang up the phone.
Then he continued to drive, watching the road. As Qu Wanqiu laughed, he could clearly sense the admiring gaze of Bai Bufan in the passenger seat. Lin Li smiled faintly and said,
"Bufan, this is one of the communication skills with girls that I taught you."
"Look, originally we were the ones asking the girls out, but after my superb rhetoric, the girls anxiously asked where we were. I can guarantee that Ding Zi will definitely accept my invitation tonight.
But we can't get carried away at this time. Since we know the result, we should just hang up the phone, play hard to get, and directly grasp the girl's psychology to make her unable to stop.
This is the art of communicating with the opposite sex. The charm and skills of language are all here. Study hard and read carefully. You will definitely need it in the future."
Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up: "Master!"
After learning, it would be a big victory if the list included not only WeChat team but also friends.
"Lin Li... you... are finished... wait for death... cherish the last half hour of your life..."
Ding Sihan's voice came faintly from behind Lin Li's ears, extremely clear.
Now it was Lin Li's turn to laugh uncontrollably. He glanced at the rearview mirror and saw Qu Wanqiu holding the speaker of her cell phone to her ear.
Obviously, Ding Sihan may have known that if he called himself, the call would definitely be hung up, so he turned back to Qu Wanqiu.
"Jiujiu, you traitor, if I get scared and get into a car accident, will you pay for the repairs if the insurance company is unwilling to pay?" Lin Li laughed as he heard Ding Sihan still muttering like a resentful ghost.
"So, the people who are concerned about the money for repairing the car are not us in the car?" Bai Bufan raised his thumb again, thinking about the possibility of jumping out of the car to save his life.
After being scolded a few more times by Ding Sihan, she finally hung up the phone and prepared to leave.
Qu Wanqiu rarely wears makeup, but she likes to study it, so even though she has half an hour, it is probably not enough.
"What kind of song are you playing?" When there were only three people left in the car and the car music was playing, Qu Wanqiu finally couldn't help but complain.
"The fragrant mist drifts slowly, swaying with the wind, like a dancing veil, stepping on the snowy river, entering the holy mountain, and secretly hearing the call of the snow leopard."
The tune is familiar, like "Blue and White Porcelain", but the lyrics are wrong. Although it is very literary, it is not the original version. The most helpless thing is the singing. The singing makes people's lungs itch, as if it was born by their mother.
"He's a singer who's even better than Jay Chou. Ding Huaci's song, Ding Huaci, is one of the best songs in the Ding style," Lin Li explained.
It is naturally impossible to keep playing "Amateur" on repeat for such a long time. Bai Bufan has a lot of non-anthropomorphic playlists on his phone, and Ding songs occupy half of them, so it is their turn.
Qu Wanqiu: “?”
Ding ay chou, this Ding Aichu, really made Qu Wanqiu unable to hold back.
And he is indeed a little stronger than Jay Chou.
"Hey, why is Jay Chou called Jay chou instead of Jay zhou?" Qu Wanqiu suddenly asked curiously.
"Oh, I know this, because that's the spelling method in Taiwan. Zhou is 'chou', not the Chinese phonetic spelling method used in mainland China." Bai Bufan answered immediately after hearing this.
"I see." Qu Wanqiu nodded, then stopped complaining and leaned back on the car seat, enjoying the song.
This is real music!
…
A very familiar gathering point downstairs of Ding Sihan’s house.
After parking at the entrance of the community as if he was familiar with the route, he sent a message saying that he had arrived.
"Bang!!!"
Ding Sihan, who clearly said it would take three minutes to get out, suddenly jumped out of the driver's window, knocked on the window, and then yelled.
I guess he came here stealthily while crouching. As for how he found the car before telling the location, it was naturally because there was a traitor in the car.
Lin Li wasn't frightened by this. He just rolled down the car window with amusement: "Childish, boring trick."
Bai Bufan: "Lin Li, why is the crotch of your pants wet? Are you sweating?"
Lin Li: "Of course it's pee. This level of shock isn't enough to make me sweat."
"Dingzi, are you really staring at here? Damn it, put your head down!" Lin Li said with contempt while protecting his crotch.
Ding Sihan blushed when he was exposed, but then he grabbed Lin Li's collar through the window:
"You won't forget what you said half an hour ago, will you? Lin Li!"
"Let's settle the old and new accounts together! Go to hell!"
"You misunderstood! Let me explain!" Lin Li said quickly.
"Okay, I'll give you a chance."
"I haven't forgotten," Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan seriously. "What I said half an hour ago was, Dingzi, other people lose weight because they look ugly when they're fat. You're not good-looking anyway, so why do you want to lose weight? And if you start by reducing your breasts, you'll probably lose them. Isn't that right? I said it exactly, remember it."
Ding Sihan: “…”
So it was to explain the matter that he "misunderstanding" Lin Li had forgotten?
Ding Sihan smiled.
Lin Li died.
By the time Lin Li came back to life after watching the commercial, Ding Sihan had already gotten into the back seat of the car and sat next to Qu Wanqiu.
Then, of course, he asked about tonight's plans. Then, just like Qu Wanqiu, he saw Lin Li's nonchalant tone of voice saying "I don't know what I'm going to do tonight" as a response.
After a brief moment of silence and contempt, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu excitedly used their mobile phones to discuss and check what arrangements they had for tonight.
"You said traditional cigarettes are bland and you wouldn't even smoke them. You only want to hang out with my Rick 5. You promised me to smoke more, but half a day wasn't enough. Why did you take my Rick for yourself?"
After driving for a while, Ding Sihan, listening to his friend Ding Yixun singing "Transfer of Addiction to Smoking (Under the Red Pagoda Mountain)", suddenly thought of Chen Yuying and looked up at Lin Li:
"Yeah, Lin Li, didn't Yuying say in the group chat that she was going out tonight? Can you reach her?"
"Don't worry, there's no way I'd make such a mistake," Lin Li smiled. "I warned her not to leave a long time ago, but it's a pity that it seems like it was discovered that I was going to visit her tonight."
Lin Li also called Chen Yuying casually.
"Hello~"
"It will take seven minutes to get to your house."
"Okay."
"Okay, see you later?"
"Uh-huh."
After a brief conversation, he hung up.
"See, it turned out to be known in advance." Lin Li smiled and shrugged.
"That's true, but who knows if you deliberately told her in advance to give Yingbao time to prepare." Ding Sihan nodded, and then asked with concern:
"Will Yingbao think that there are only two of you and that when he sees the three of us as redundant, will he force a smile?"
"No, don't forget I was asking about everyone's status in the group chat. She's not a fool like you."
"Lin Li, die!"
"Are you willing to give it up?"
"I'm going to tell Yuying that you're flirting with me."
"Yue——"
"Lin Li, what are you vomiting about!"
"Bai Bufan, what are you vomiting again!!"
It didn't take much time to be in Xiling together. Soon, Lin Li was approaching the downstairs of Chen Yuying's house.
Unlike the unsuspecting "two dogs", they arrived in the car first and got out later, but Chen Yuying was well prepared. When she turned the corner, she could see her standing in front of the building.
Under the halo of warm yellow street lights, she stood quietly in the cool night breeze, wearing a knee-length off-white cashmere coat. The soft fur at the collar made her jawline look particularly soft.
Under the coat is a knitted dress, with a part of the ankle exposed under the hem, and then connected to a pair of simple snow boots.
Her long hair was not curly today, and it fell softly behind her shoulders. At this moment, her head was slightly tilted, and her eyes were looking in the direction of the oncoming car. Even from a distance, one could see the whiteness of her cheeks, like a newly blooming Epiphyllum.
Chen Yuying didn't recognize Wu Min's car, so she waited until this "special" car started to slow down and turn before she locked onto it.
As the distance shortened, Lin Li and Bai Bufan could be clearly seen through the front window.
Her eyebrows suddenly curved, and a shallow and bright smile appeared on the corner of Chen Yuying's lips. She tilted her head and waited quietly.
"Bufan, I just taught you how to ask a girl out. Now I'll teach you how to say sweet words to a girl."
Lin Li smiled and said something to Bai Bufan, then he drove the car sideways to Chen Yuying, rolled down the window, and spoke in a low, bubbling voice:
"Beautiful lady, do you have body odor?"
Bai Bufan: "Oo?"
My dear teacher, you...
"Otherwise," Lin Li raised his greasy eyebrows, "Why are you as charming as a fox?"
After he finished speaking, Lin Li gave a wink, which he hadn't done in a long time.
Bai Bufan: "oO?"
Tsk.
Bai Bufan felt that it was too conservative to say that there was only one WeChat team left in the friend list.
If I really regard Lin Li as my mentor.
The WeChat team probably couldn't help but delete themselves.
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(End of this chapter)
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