Chapter 238 My name is Pinocchio, and it's normal for me to have the last name "Pinocchio" You
can often see the kind of multiple-choice questions that make people hesitate on short videos.
For example, if you have 3 yuan, how should you choose your life among the following options?
Perfect social life: 40 yuan; excellent education: 50 yuan.
Dream job: 60 yuan; a specialty: 20 yuan.
A chair that can be easily kicked away: 2 yuan; a rope strong enough to support your weight: 1 yuan.
This kind of multiple-choice question is always very entangled, after all, you can't have it all.
I always think, if I had 173 yuan, it would be great.
But now, it's not 173 yuan, not even 1.73 million, but a full 30 million worth of gold is right in front of me.
This is not Wu Min's "be happy and remember to open your eyes when you sleep", but the real 30 million.
Although this amount and level of gold cannot be easily and unscrupulously recycled like the last bracelet, not to mention whether a store has a cash flow of 30 million, if Lin Li dares to take it out but can't prove the source, he can say "uncle hi" to Yang Liang that night.
But that's not something that needs to be considered now.
Get it first.
It's OK to go to multiple stores in small quantities and recycle slowly. Lin Li is not in urgent need of money. Just having this amount of gold is great.
Experts say that gold can be classified as a kind of medicinal material, because studies have shown that gold has a good effect in relieving intensive phobia, anxiety, and reducing life pressure.
Lin Li felt that life was better just thinking about having a hundred kilograms of gold under his bed.
At this moment, Sudan blinked at Lin Li's undisguised purpose and desire, pulled out her hand, and then asked a question that she had always wanted to ask but hesitated to ask:
"Mr. Bai, when you travel between the two worlds, you can bring things from one world to the other, right?"
"Well, almost everything on me, including the steel rod in your hand, is brought from my world. Maybe you can see some clues." There is no need to hide things, Lin Li nodded.
At this moment, he was still fully armed and wearing a helmet, but this time because he was willing to spend money, his vision was much better than last time.
After seeing some hope in Sudan's eyes, Lin Li immediately added:
"Maybe I need to explain that I can only carry dead things, and if I return to my world from your world, even if it is a dead zombie, even if it is the flesh and blood stripped from them, I cannot bring it back from this world.
I personally think that this is a kind of protective screening of me by my ability to travel through time and space, that is, I cannot even take dead creatures away from this world. If you have the idea of going to my world through me, I don't think you will get the result you want."
When returning, Lin Li will test it again with the ant corpse in his pocket.
"So... that's it." Sudan nodded, a little sad.
There is nothing to be embarrassed about having your "purpose" seen through.
After all, if there is a good place to go, who would want to continue to struggle to survive in this world.
"Also, I'd like to apologize to you and introduce myself again. My name is Lin Li. It's nice to meet you, Miss Sudan."
Lin Li reintroduced himself, and this time he extended a hand to shake hands, and said apologetically:
"I'm not used to using my own name when I'm out in a different world."
Sudan: "..."
"Hello, Lin Li... This name sounds better than Bai Bufan. Also, you don't need to add the suffix Miss. You can just call me Ye Jing." Sudan shook Lin Li's hand and said politely.
Lin Li readily agreed: "Okay Su..."
Lin Li: "?"
Wait.
Why did "Miss Sudan" become Ye Jing without adding the suffix "Miss"? This subtraction is not right!
Wait.
Damn it.
You're also a pseudonym.
"Reasonable, reasonable, understand, understand." Lin Li's apology disappeared instantly, and he felt a little funny instead.
"Is Ye Jing really your real name?" Lin Li felt that he still had to confirm it for the bad woman.
"...Really."
"...Okay, let's get back to the point. I'm like a 'gate between two worlds'. I think I can definitely help you improve your lives. For example...let me ask, are you still short of food?"
Lin Li reached into the backpack behind him and took out a box. He opened it and found neatly arranged Dove, Snickers, Crispy Shark, and even a piece of tiramisu.
Although the most suitable and efficient food for survival in the wild should be compressed biscuits.
But Lin Li is not surviving in the wild. He went to another world to meet a beautiful lady. Dating
with zombies is miserable enough. If he can only eat compressed biscuits bitterly, then wouldn't he live like Bai Bufan in this life?
Moreover, Lin Li himself is full of food, and chocolate has high calories. If he saves a little of the food in this box, it will be no problem to last for two days.
For a crossing that can be refreshed once a week, Lin Li believes that the upper limit of a single stay will not be too long. Lin Li speculates that it may be 24 hours or 8 hours-the reason is that the refresh time of the active ability granted by the system is basically this time.
As for the answer to his question, "You are still short of food", Lin Li had already got it when Ye Jing's eyes began to change and stared at the things in the box.
"You want..." Lin Li picked up the chocolate and handed it to Ye Jing, but before he finished speaking, his hand lightened and the chocolate was already in Ye Jing's hand.
"Gu——" An inappropriate sound came from Ye Jing's stomach.
She was starving.
"Can I eat it?" Ye Jing looked up at Lin Li, but her eyes were still fixed on the chocolate, she said.
"Kitty, you can have a cheeseburger." Lin Li nodded.
Ye Jing didn't know the joke, but she only knew that Lin Li nodded.
With slightly trembling fingers, he hooked the edge of the mask, hesitated for a moment, and finally pulled it down.
Ye Jing's facial features are indeed somewhat mature, and the former elegance can be vaguely seen between her eyebrows and eyes, but a few hideous scars ruined everything, like a few ugly centipedes crawling on her face.
Her lips were chapped, and she must have been very hungry, but she controlled herself and slowly tore open the package. Facing a bar of chocolate, she only took a small bite carefully. At the moment when the tip of her tongue melted, her eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a faint smile.
Unfortunately, those scars were distorted and deformed as the facial muscles moved, which made them more glaring.
It seems that although she has superpowers, the survival situation in the shelter where Ye Jing is is still not very good.
"Aren't you afraid that I will poison you?" Lin Li joked.
"Never mind, it's worth dying for." Ye Jing said in a slightly hoarse voice while continuing to enjoy the delicious food.
Lin Li didn't expect that chocolate could have such a powerful level.
But it should be because he didn't eat meat. If he
really lived in the apocalypse for two years, he would be even worse than Ye Jing.
She probably hadn't eaten this kind of food for a long time, and she didn't know what they were eating now.
"Ye Jing, let me tell you another life trick. Don't eat things given by strangers, because they may be drugged, but you can take the initiative to ask for or snatch food from strangers, so that strangers don't have time to drug them." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Swoosh", Lin Li's box was "snatched" in front of Ye Jing.
"Thank you."
He really learned quickly.
But Lin Li didn't care. There was still a little bit in his bag, and it was of no value to him. By the way, he took out a bottle of electrolyte drink from his bag and gave it to her.
"Your world is so happy..." She took the drink and sighed softly.
"By the way, Ye Jing, Miss Beauty and I are going to make a hot dinner later... What time is it now? Anyway, I'm going to make a dish in the evening. If you want, you can share it with us." Lin Li asked.
"Miss Beauty is..." Ye Jing raised her head and stopped talking in confusion. She looked at the zombie head on the snakeskin bag and paused.
She still couldn't get used to calling a zombie whose gender could not be seen Ms. Beauty.
But then Ye Jing's voice became even more puzzled: "You made it with her? How did she do it? Do you have the ability to resurrect zombies?"
"Of course not, but I have thought about it a long time ago," Lin Li immediately introduced his idea to Ye Jing, "Do you have a way to make meat soup in your world? I plan to make a pork soup later. Look, this is the pork I brought."
Lin Li took out the fresh pork from the bag, showed it to Ye Jing, and continued to introduce:
"This is the original pork. Pork soup needs minced meat, so I need to beat it into minced meat. At this time, the beautiful lady can come on stage. After cleaning her bones, she can perfectly bear the responsibility of the original mallet. I use it to beat it."
The system task requires himself and the beautiful lady to make and enjoy dishes together. If this is not considered joint production, Lin Li doesn't know what is considered joint production. It really won't work without the beautiful lady.
Ye Jing: "oo? ——oO? ——Oo? ——OO?"
Is this something a human can say?
Are the people in another world so scary?
"I don't dare to eat it." Ye Jing told the truth.
"Don't worry, I've taken this into consideration. I brought plastic wrap. After all, you have to wear gloves when cooking. Bones won't come into contact with food, and bacteria and microorganisms are not common." Lin Li explained.
It's impossible for Lin Li to really eat anything related to zombies for the mission.
It will be enough to beat them up when the time comes.
"Let's talk about it later." Ye Jing left herself a way out.
She ate the chocolate slowly and carefully, but only ate this one, and folded the chocolate paper back into the box.
Then she looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, you will be our savior."
"Thank you, we each take what we need, and I can save time." Lin Li waved his hand.
It's also very difficult to find a needle in a haystack here, and it's not as good as making 30 million ready-made.
"Is your shelter far from here?" Lin Li asked.
"Not too far. At my speed, I can get back in about half an hour, but I walked from the building, almost in a straight line. If I walked on the ground road, it would take about an hour." Ye Jing answered, and after hesitating for a while, she added:
"By the way, Lin Li, I hope you understand that I can't take you back directly. I need to discuss it with the people in the shelter first. I can't make a decision alone."
"It doesn't matter, and in fact, I don't plan to go back with you at all. After all, I don't know the information of other people in your shelter, and I don't trust them. I was just thinking about telling you."
Lin Li did not reduce his vigilance. Although there should be no need for the people in the shelter to conflict with him, after all, even if they killed him, they couldn't take the eggs. He was invincible if he could leave at any time.
But since there are superpowers, who knows if there will be any accidents, so he can't be careless.
Therefore, entering the completely unfamiliar shelter, a place they know but he doesn't know at all, is too risky.
Lin Li would never tell Ye Jing that the point where he appeared every time he came to this world would be the same as the last time he left.
At least he had to be more familiar with it before he told her, otherwise there would be too many ways to disgust him.
For example, he would directly build a "prison" around him.
Moreover, Lin Li didn't know how the location where he left last time would unfold if there was something when he returned. He couldn't just embed it in his body, right?
Lin Li continued:
"My plan is this. We can go to the vicinity of your shelter first, and then I will designate a place nearby, and then you can ask someone to bring out the gold.
Then tell me what supplies you need most at this stage, because I can't bring too many things at once, and I can only bring what I can legally buy in my world with kinetic energy."
"Okay, without further ado, shall we set off now?" Ye Jing said.
She really didn't want to wait a moment.
"No problem, point me in a direction, an hour is just right for me." Lin Li nodded. He and the beautiful lady were still more than half an hour away from the task of shopping hand in hand. Anyway, there were streets everywhere and they could walk everywhere.
"The direction is roughly here. I'll lead you the way." Ye Jing pointed to the southwest and said to Lin Li.
"Okay." Lin Li replied, then opened the snakeskin bag, took out one of the beautiful lady's hands, and held her hand.
Ye Jing's eyes were fixed on the white lace gloves and black silk sleeves on the beautiful lady's arms.
Then her eyes naturally shifted to the snakeskin bag.
I saw:
the beautiful lady was wearing one strange piece of clothing after another, with black silk on her left leg and white silk on her right leg. If she were a normal human, she might look pretty.
But she was not.
Even the strongest mind would become childish at this moment, and Ye Jing's pupils trembled.
Subconsciously looking at Lin Li, Ye Jing quickly turned away and pretended nothing happened.
The other world is so scary.
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li touched his nose, and said slowly with some embarrassment and amusement:
"Ye Jing, if I say this is really not my sexual fetish, you will believe it, right?"
"Yeah."
"You hummed and looked at me hummed..." Lin Li didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
...
[Deeply kissing the beautiful lady on the forehead... (3/4)]
Re-enacting the previous shopping process, more than half an hour later, Lin Li saw the system notification.
OK, then the only small task left is cooking. Lin Li threw the beautiful lady's hand back into the snakeskin bag.
He took out a rib and scraped it with a fruit knife until it was slippery for a fly to stand on. Bai Bufan shook his head when he saw it, and then began to wrap it with plastic wrap frantically.
After completing these preliminary preparations, Lin Li stopped.
Because the system task required to make a dinner, it emphasized that it was dinner, but now in this world, it is not even noon.
"Lin Li, I have seen the people sent out by our shelter to search for supplies."
After walking for a while, Ye Jing, who was leading the way in front, suddenly stopped jumping and turned back to say to Lin Li.
However, her eyes were mainly looking at the zombies who followed Lin Li to challenge the Inch Stop.
Taking them over would definitely cause chaos.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded, then looked around, pointed to a relatively tall building nearby, and said:
"I will wait for you in that building. Just come over after you have discussed it. I am not in a hurry. You can do it yourself."
"Okay, thank you for your trouble." Ye Jing nodded.
Lin Li then led a few fans behind him and walked towards the building he pointed to.
I have nothing to do, so I will make some preparations for the transaction later.
...
Although Lin Li said that she was not in a hurry, Ye Jing arrived at the destination with her people in less than half an hour.
It was fast.
"Lin Li? Lin Li? Bai Bufan?" However, Ye Jing did not find Lin Li in the building designated by Lin Li, so she whispered.
"Oi, I'm here."
Hearing the voice, Ye Jing looked at the opposite side of the building. Lin Li was standing opposite the building, and two zombies stood next to him.
Still in Tao Zhe.
Ye Jing: “?”
Seeing Ye Jing hiding subconsciously, Lin Li waved his hand and said loudly: “You should know that they won’t attack anyone in this state. It’s okay if they see you. Just treat them as my bodyguards.”
This scene was enough to make the people in the shelter afraid to act rashly.
"Are you Lin Li?" At this time, two other people appeared beside Ye Jing.
One was a muscular man, but his figure was not as good as Zhai Kai's, and he should be able to touch her back.
The other man was not as strong as him and looked a little older.
"Hello, yes, who are you?" Lin Li said politely.
"I am Hu Fei, and he is Shi Dongchen. We are both from the shelter. I learned about your situation from Ye Jing and want to make a deal with you." The muscular man's sentence punctuation was strange when he spoke, and the man named Shi Dongchen next to him also nodded.
"OK," Lin Li nodded, it didn't matter who came to trade, and then stretched out his hand, "Where's the gold, did you bring it?"
Hu Fei took something out of his pocket and threw it towards the building where Lin Li was, and Lin Li caught it steadily.
A small gold bar, weighed it, about 20 to 30 grams, and applied force at both ends, the gold bar was slightly bent, it should be gold.
"Now go to your world, and before night falls, bring over another 100 chocolate bars that you gave to Ye Jing. These should be enough. We are waiting for you here." Hu Fei said from the opposite side.
Lin Li, who was playing with the gold bars, scratched his head in confusion when he heard this: "Strange."
"What's wrong?" Hu Fei frowned in confusion, "There is nothing wrong with this gold."
"I said it's you who is strange." Lin Li looked up at Hu Fei.
"What's wrong with me?"
As everyone knows, Lin Li is a money-grubber who would wipe a dollar off his body and put it in his pocket.
So for this gold bar worth tens of thousands of yuan, Lin Li wiped it with his bulletproof vest, exhaled, and then threw it high and kicked it towards the building opposite.
His kick was a bit bad, and it went off the mark, hitting the wall and falling to the ground.
"Ding."
Good sound means good gold.
"Why do you do this?" Seeing this scene, Hu Fei frowned.
Lin Li raised his middle finger towards Hu Fei:
"I don't understand. Am I begging you to do business now? I don't want the gold anymore. You can just live your own lives."
"What I wonder is how someone like you could survive two years in the apocalypse and survive until now?"
Lin Li wanted to spit, and even made a pre-rock sound.
It wasn't his character that stopped Lin Li.
Spitting with a helmet on was an act of self-harm.
Then Lin Li hugged the shoulders of the two Tao Zhe next to him and turned away.
(End of this chapter)
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