Chapter 22 You said you had a calamity in your life, but you didn't say it was a Porsche



Chapter 22 You said you had a calamity in your life, but you didn't say it was Porsche

After returning home, Lin Li took a shower and went to sleep. It was already noon when he woke up.

After eating a Chinese buffet at the community cafeteria, he returned home to continue translating the Eight-stage Body-building Exercise.

Time passed quickly like this. With the accumulation of the previous part, the translation was quite fast. In two days, the translation was almost finished.

Lin Li was originally very happy, the sense of conquest of getting the correct answer after hard translation, until--

"Why is there a reference answer at the end!"

However, Lin Li soon realized that something was wrong. He had browsed through it at the beginning. It was impossible for Lin Li not to notice such a long modern text.

"Translation is a necessary process? It will only show the answer after I 'understand' it, to prevent myself from making mistakes due to details?"

Then this exercise is smarter than the system.

It's a good thing, so Lin Li didn't think about it anymore.

Chapters one, three, five, and seven do not require the assistance of spiritual energy, but the other four do.

The odd-numbered chapters are considered a set of body-building methods, and the even-numbered chapters are another set of body-building methods. Not learning the second chapter does not prevent you from learning the third chapter directly after the first chapter.

As for the big pie that the technique has painted for him, if he can completely practice it - even if he doesn't rely on spiritual energy at all, his body functions can also grow rapidly and approach the limit of humans.

Of course, this human cannot include Hanma Yujiro.

Retsukai Wang is also not good. The picture of Retsukai Wang, who is only a head and a baby body, and he is still alive, Lin Li will never forget it in his life.

As for the spiritual energy chapter, it is to transform his body into a shape that spiritual energy likes, and become a flannel ball of spiritual energy.

Increase the efficiency of spiritual energy utilization, so that when using or absorbing spiritual energy in the future, one piece can be broken into two pieces.

For Lin Li, this is more important than super spiritual energy sensitive skin.

After all, he is really "poor".

Although 0 is broken into two pieces, it is still 0.

After seeing the big pie, Lin Li became more passionate.

On Sunday morning, Lin Li practiced more vigorously, and even practiced one more round after completing the task.

But the result is that the body's feedback is not as good as before.

The body is more tired, and the spirit is not as good as before.

Lin Li thought about it and realized that the arrangement given by the system should be the most suitable time period and length for practicing the skills. There was no need for him to add unnecessary details.

But Lin Li also saw it.

Uncle Zhou really intended to steal his skills.

He was disrespectful to his elders.

These two days, he didn't practice Tai Chi at all, or he pretended to practice it. His peripheral vision was watching him - he would notice this every time he took a short break.

Fortunately, it was Uncle Zhou, otherwise he would have a crush on him.

Perhaps it was because he was a martial artist that he could see the extraordinaryness of the Eight-stage Body Strengthening Skill at a glance.

He still couldn't underestimate the world. He

was just a little too arrogant. Facing his gaze, Zhou Youwei was never afraid and looked at him with a righteous face.

How could he steal so confidently?

But Lin Li didn't plan to change his place to practice because of this.

After all, he was a martial arts student who had accompanied him to complete a mission. This could be regarded as an opportunity for him - it was difficult to steal the skills successfully anyway, and if he succeeded, he would be awesome.

...

Sunday night.

Although it was still within the weekend, for the students of Nansang Middle School, everything was over.

Therefore, when Lin Li arrived at the classroom, everyone looked lifeless, as if their souls had been separated from their bodies.

Most of them had already sat down and started writing their weekend homework without a single word.

The abstract children in the back row were not included in the majority.

It was not because they had finished their homework, but because they were cherishing the last ten minutes of freedom.

"God, can listening to "The Clock in the Reverse Direction" once allow me to return to the weekend?" Bai Bufan stood on the locker at the back of the classroom with Zhou Baowei and prayed loudly.

"I guess listening to it once won't work, but you can return to the weekend if you listen to it for five days." Lin Li, who put down his schoolbag, said to Bai Bufan.

"..."

"Don't say it, don't say it, Lin Li, you are a genius in controlling time." Bai Bufan hesitated, and raised his thumb.

"Thank you, my god, what did Baowei do on the weekend? Did his yang energy get sucked?" Lin Li walked up to the two of them and saw the dark circles on Zhou Baowei's face, and said in astonishment.

"He must have been a terracotta warrior this weekend." Bai Bufan shrugged.

"The Terracotta Warriors are good, and it's fun to guard Ying Zheng, everyone understands, but don't be greedy." Lin Li understood Bai Bufan's meaning immediately, but still advised.

"There's nothing we can do. You know Baowei's self-control. If he doesn't serve as a soldier for one day, he will accumulate Yang De, and if he doesn't serve as a soldier for two days, he will accumulate Yang De." Bai Bufan sighed.

"Then he is really hopeless." Lin Li nodded.

Zhou Baowei on the side was frowning: "Can you two stop making up dirty rumors regardless of the parties involved, you idiot, I just stayed up late to play games and that's why I'm like this."

Two beasts performing crosstalk, no matter if the person involved lives or dies, right?

The main thing is that the girl who just came to the locker to get something looked at him with a strange look!

"Is it the original god?"

"No."

"Great, you can still be saved." Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's wrong with you?"

"So you didn't become a terracotta warrior this weekend?" Lin Li asked.

"... One thing for another." Zhou Baowei laughed dryly, then lowered his voice and said, "But have you heard that there seems to be a massage shop near our school that has been closed down because it provides that kind of service behind the scenes. I heard that it was reported by someone."

"How did you know?"

"My brother's blind date who likes to travel was arrested, and then I found out that the matchmaker's family tree has been scolded to death by my parents."

"Is that a fucking tour? You can fly all over the country!" Bai Bufan laughed.

"Yes, my brother heard that she likes the sea, and now he knows that she likes the Mediterranean Sea. She said that she was sensible early, and it turned out that it was because the chairman had already adjusted the format." Zhou Baowei curled his lips, "I am very grateful to the brother who reported it, otherwise my honest brother would have almost become a scapegoat."

Lin Li smiled proudly.

He was the person involved and had experienced the whole process. Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei would never have thought that the protagonist was right beside them.

After the matter is done, I will leave with my clothes, hiding my merits and fame. This is exactly me.

"No need to thank him, this is what he should do." Lin Li smiled vaguely.

"I don't plan to thank him." Zhou Baowei shook his head.

Lin Li: "?"

I just said it casually, you really don't want to thank me?

Why don't you kowtow to me on behalf of your whole family.

"One thing is one thing, I declare that he is expelled from the male nationality and classified as Jimei. I wish he is ten centimeters shorter." Zhou Baowei shook his head.

"Indeed, I guess I spent a lot of money, but I was too fast. It took only one minute to finish. The more I thought about it, the more I regretted it, so I stabbed him in the back." Bai Bufan laughed.

"Fast? No way!"

The two of them actually began to speculate about the hero with the greatest malice.

Lin Li: "?"

It seemed a bit impolite.

The man's face changed a little too quickly.

"I don't think you should have such great malice towards a stranger." Lin Li shook his head, "The reporter did a good thing after all. This matter is completely different from reporting the website or group chat."

"The logic is right, and what he did is also right, but I want to scold him." Bai Bufan nodded and shook his head.

"Why."

"Because I have no quality, my three views are consolidated by Han Dali." Bai Bufan said loudly.

"..." Lin Li was speechless.

Sincerity is indeed a killer move, Bai Bufan's life is over.

"I suddenly have something urgent, I have to go." Bai Bufan noticed the classmates who walked in at the door, and his face changed.

"Lin Li! Hold down this bastard. Damn it, he actually hid back in the classroom. You know that the most dangerous place is the safest. Fortunately, we came back to take a look." Another group of classmates who played games on the weekend came over aggressively and shouted.

"What happened?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"Haha, I admit that I had some problems playing on the weekend, so I promised to catch Aruba for you before class. But, sorry, class is about to start. As long as I run out of the back door, everything will be over." Bai Bufan laughed. When

people are hungry, food will come.

Lin Li smiled with relief that he was worthy of being the protagonist selected by the system.

"Lin Li! Hold him down!"

"Lin Li can't recite--"

"Click."

Bai Bufan stopped talking and turned to look at Lin Li who locked the back door.

Lin Li didn't look at him, but said to the students at the door: "I'm not very strong, I'm afraid I can't hold him down, it's safer to lock the door."

Bai Bufan: "?"

...

"Why do you do this to me."

When Bai Bufan's head was down and his legs were up, his body slowly moved towards the door beam, sadness burned in his golden eyes that reflected his upside-down best friend. The ancient bell seemed to ring in his body, and his eyes hid a lion who had lost everything.

"Because my three views were consolidated by "Family Guy", gigity, gigity, all right~~"

(End of this chapter)

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