Chapter 415 Little Bear: It’s still on me and you’re not happy again [Please give me a monthly ticket!!!]
Although he wanted to complain, considering that the customer in front of him was a god, the store manager swallowed his words back into his stomach.
If you put yourself in God's shoes, you will find that it is not easy for God either, so you should be more understanding and considerate.
——According to unofficial historical records, God tried to grab his jersey before he fell, but was ultimately unable to do so.
Oh my man, god, what can I say?
Why is the prison so bad?
"Handsome guy, how do you want a haircut?" After washing his hair, the store manager asked while putting a hairdressing apron on Lin Li.
"Just trim it a little, don't cut it too short." Lin Li raised his eyes slightly and asked the manager in the mirror.
"Okay!"
Although the store manager agreed readily, Lin Li did not take it lightly.
Based on my own and others' past life experiences, I know that barbers belong to a separate category of organisms. They have their own language and are almost incomprehensible to human requests, especially when it comes to haircuts and perms.
Once, when Lin Li was a child, he was getting a haircut at another shop.
The barber also asked Lin Li, "Handsome boy, how do you cut your hair?"
At that time, Lin Li’s answer was “Don’t cut or push it directly, clip it and cut it” - this way you can ensure that you have a minimum length and it won’t be too short.
The barber was a little embarrassed, but he nodded and agreed, then started to clip and cut -
"Brother~ Can I cut it for you after I've clipped it like this~?"
Lin Li: "(へ╬)!!"
Fuck you.
That B barber, his voice was clipped.
A grown man picked up a sweet girl's voice that could be used for online dating, which made the little Lin Li die.
Therefore, although it was not the first time for him to consume in this store and the store manager should be more reliable, Lin Li still stared at the mirror with his eyes as wide as bells throughout the haircut. If there was any problem, he would discuss and confirm it with the store manager immediately.
In fact, one of the two core reasons why many people’s appearance is disfigured after a haircut is that they are too embarrassed to speak up.
I had to draft every word I wanted to say in my mind countless times, and sometimes I didn't say it until the end. After getting my hair cut and blow-dried, I was obviously not satisfied with myself in the mirror, but when the barber asked me how it was, I chose to nod and say it was okay, and then go home and sulk.
Another reason is myopia.
Lin Li is not nearsighted, but according to Zhang Haoyang, he always looks in the mirror when getting a haircut. Because of his nearsightedness, he feels that there is still a lot of hair left during the haircut. As a result, when the haircut is over, Zhang Haoyang puts on his glasses and is surprised to find that the hairless boiled eggs have come from nowhere.
When Zhang Haoyang walked out of the barber shop after getting his hair cut, he looked back and vaguely saw a few monkeys beating the barber with sticks.
Time passes.
"call--"
Finally, the store manager breathed a sigh of relief and confirmed:
"Is this finally okay?"
There wasn't actually a lot of hair on the floor, but it did take nearly an hour - most of that time just fine-tuning.
I don't get bored of it. When you spend a lot of money, it's reasonable to have a lot of work to do. What most people really hate is having a lot of work to do with little money.
"Well, let's wash my hair." Lin Li looked around and used his spiritual sense to sense the length of the hair at the back, then nodded with satisfaction.
It’s the same whether you cut it or not - Lin Li believes that this is the highest level of hairdressing.
After finishing everything, Lin Li confirmed with the store manager what time the store would open the next morning, made an appointment for a blow-drying session, and then found a random restaurant to eat at and went home.
There is nothing much to say about the evening time.
Chatting, falling in love, talking nonsense, practicing, Lin Li would occasionally play a few games to relax, and occasionally play a few games.
…
The next day, morning.
The weather forecast and the "Tianji Mirror" were not deceiving me. It was a cloudy day, the sky was a quiet leaden gray, the clouds were not thick, but not thin either, covering the sky.
To be honest, it's quite suitable for going out and playing.
After practicing the "Expanding Eight-Section Kung Fu", although Lin Li hardly sweated anymore due to the weather and his physical condition, he still took a shower.
Question: Why does Lin Li smell the towel after taking a shower and wiping his body?
Answer: Because of tulips.
Well, it has nothing to do with tulips. It’s just that Lin Li is intoxicated by his own beauty and demeanor.
"Elephant~Elephant~Why is your nose so long~"
"If I were Shin-chan, even an elephant would have to avoid me."
Lin Li was a little suspicious, could it be that "Crossing the Zero Ding Ocean" was a poem written by Wen Tianxiang when he passed by a bathhouse in Chengdu?
The reason why we sigh "I am alone in the ocean of zero" is because those zeros are too short.
If Mr. Wen had seen Lin Li at that time, perhaps the poem would have been "Praise Lin Ding in the Ocean of Zero Ding".
As for why Lin Ding is in the Lingding Ocean, it’s your business, don’t worry about it.
That’s what taking a bath is like, it’s suitable for singing, and also for letting your thoughts run wild - or going crazy.
After having a haircut and taking a shower, Lin Li went to the wardrobe. He didn't need to worry about what to wear today because he had already thought about it last night.
Now all you have to do is put on the answer you finally came up with last night.
Lin Li also carried a cross-body bag, but there was currently nothing in the bag.
As for why he did this, it was to protect his "Qiankun Ring" and "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd".
To be honest, there are so many things that Lin Li can "pull out of thin air" now. If necessary, he can even pull out a machine gun - the one that Doomsday World asked Shi Dongchen to give him.
Just put some things in the bag and make it look bulging like Zeng Ziang's lion. This way it will be convenient to use it as Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket later.
Calculating the opening hours of the barber shop, Lin Li arrived there on time.
Wash and blow dry.
Still nothing too fancy, just the layers and textures are defined.
When Lin Li was paying with his mobile phone, he saw the message Chen Yuying had sent him a minute ago.
"Chen Yuying: I'm downstairs at your house."
So fast.
In order to avoid his freshly done hair being messed up by the wind, Lin Li walked here and walked back as well, giving him the chance to reply to the message.
"Lin Li: Why don't you check what time it is now?"
"Chen Yuying: Eight thirteen."
"Lin Li: So what time did we agree to get angry?"
"Chen Yuying: Half past eight."
"Lin Li: You knew it was half past eight? Then why aren't you punctual? Don't you have any sense of time? You're already 17 minutes late! "Angry" "Angry" "Angry""
"Chen Yuying: If you're mean to me again, I'll cry."
"Lin Li: Private Marseille Yingying-chan, look at what's going on. My second personality just awakened and took over my body, which is why I was a little louder. I apologize now."
"Chen Yuying: If you're not feeling well, take your time. There's no need to rush."
"Lin Li: I'll be ready soon."
"Lin Li: Oh, right, no one's home right now. Would you be cold waiting at the door? How about we do it at my house?"
Wait a moment!
Damn you! This input method!
"Lin Li withdrew a message."
"Lin Li: Oh, right, no one's home right now. Would you be cold waiting at the door? Why don't you come over to my house and sit for a while?"
"Chen Yuying: Pervert."
"Chen Yuying: I'm not going! If I go, I'll be doomed!"
Damn it, I was seen!
But this is really unfair.
"Lin Li: Typo! This time it's a real typo! The input method was placed first, and I clicked it directly! Believe me! Yuying, you should know that this is truly a perverted act of mine, and I will never deny it!"
"Lin Li: It's the input method that's abnormal, not me!"
"Lin Li: Please, Heaven, distinguish between loyalty and treachery!"
"Chen Yuying: So, you mean, when you downloaded this input method, it was already so abnormal?"
“Lin Li:…”
Lin Li: "The Eyes of Appraisal" are "Confident"
"Chen Yuying: Yes, yes, okay."
Grass.
Despised.
But Lin Li laughed out loud right after that. It was undeniable that the input method really took after its owner. Since he was always in the black group and wanted to play with everyone, it was understandable that it would play with others.
Wang Ze is fully responsible.
"Chen Yuying: When you're done, come down and talk."
"Lin Li: Okay, go sit in the security booth and wait for a while. Just open it and go in. No one will be watching."
Lin Li didn't tell Chen Yuying that he was actually walking back from outside.
Because in this way, as long as he was careful enough, he could sneak attack the unsportsmanlike young man when Chen Yuying was staring at the community.
The plan works!
Therefore, when he got close to the gate of the community, Lin Li became sneaky and even stuck his head out to check the situation at the corner.
Fortunately, there were not many people on the streets in the morning, otherwise I would have been questioned by the enthusiastic people.
Chen Yuying was nowhere to be seen near the main entrance of the complex. She must have listened to him and gone to the security booth. So Lin Li continued to approach cautiously, preparing to attack.
"Shock-someone?"
The shock was not over yet, but he was stopped halfway because when Lin Lijing walked to the security booth and jumped up, he found that there was no one inside.
Looking around, he couldn't see Chen Yuying anywhere. When Lin Li took out his cell phone and was about to ask, Chen Yuying called.
"Where are you?" After the call was connected, Chen Yuying asked with confusion.
Lin Li blinked. After hearing this question, he figured it out. So he asked in a cold tone:
"Yuying, where are you now?"
"You're at home. Why aren't you home? I didn't see you in the bathroom or on the balcony."
Wu Min had returned the key to Chen Yuying a long time ago, but Lin Li told her that he had the habit of having three burrows, and he always had a key with him, at school, and at the door of his home, so it was not surprising that she could open the door and go in directly.
Lin Li: "Didn't I tell you, there's no one at home right now."
Chen Yuying: “?”
Chen Yuying was silent. She even looked at the chat history in disbelief - but Lin Li did say that.
But…but…
When a normal person says this, shouldn’t it mean that there is no one at home except him?
Who knows if you really mean there is no one at home?
On the other end of the phone, the sound of someone suppressing a smile gradually emerged.
Chen Yuying: "(へ╬)!!"
I was tricked! Or was it intentional?
Chen Yuying gritted her teeth, but not in anger. She was just a little ashamed - because it made her look so stupid.
"So where are you now?"
Because she was so angry, Chen Yuying's voice was almost incoherent.
Lin Li laughed out loud.
After the "hum" sounds from the other end grew louder, he calmed down and explained:
"I'm at the gate of the residential complex now. I just came out of the barber shop. I wanted to scare you, but I didn't expect you to predict my plan. Yingbao, hiss—I understand. Actually, the reason you went to my house was because you saw through my trick. You did it on purpose, right?
Damn it, I thought you were on the first floor, but you’re already on the third floor…”
Chen Yuying: “…”
“…”
"I'm giving you a way out, why don't you do it?" Seeing Chen Yuying silent and without response for a long time, Lin Li lowered his voice and asked with concern.
"These aren't stairs, these are slides! How am I supposed to get on them? Humph! Wait, I'm coming!"
Immediately following Chen Yuying's raised voice of embarrassment, the phone was hung up.
Lin Li at the door was laughing happily.
Who do you think developed this Yingbao thing? Why is it so fun?
Thank you, Chen Yuying’s mother, thank you, Zhongdeng!
Instead of waiting at the door, Lin Li walked towards his residential building.
Due to the encounter problem, the meeting time was greatly shortened. Within a few minutes, Lin Li saw his girlfriend today.
The thin clouds in the overcast sky filtered the sunlight into a hazy white, which was not dazzling, but instead made the winter morning even clearer.
——And Chen Yuying appeared in the clear morning light.
Just like he had carefully studied what to wear today for a long time last night, the girl had obviously dressed up carefully as well.
She wore a loose and soft high-necked cashmere sweater in off-white color, which wrapped around her neck and extended to her chin, making her delicate face look like a piece of warm jade.
She carried a dark grey shoulder bag across her body and wore a knee-length light grey woolen coat, the neat cut of which highlighted her slender figure.
She wore a skirt that was just above the knees. Of course, it was impossible to go bare-legged in this weather. If Chen Yuying froze herself for the sake of beauty, Lin Li would be very angry with her. Therefore, she paired the skirt with dark grey thick leggings to perfectly outline the lines of her legs.
Her long hair was loose as usual, but one could notice that the ends of her hair were curled up in just the right amount, swaying gently with her steps.
At this moment, Chen Yuying's face was still puffed up, her brows were slightly furrowed, her lips were slightly pouted, and the most interesting thing was that she was kicking a fallen leaf under her feet with her head down, and she was crushing it hard as a way of venting her anger.
Is anyone speaking up for the falling leaves?
No.
Lin Li felt that the fallen leaves were broken in the right place.
Now it can turn into spring mud earlier and protect the flowers. Yingbao is clearly helping this fallen leaf. Fallen leaf, have you said thank you?
It feels like there is nothing to say, these fallen leaves are really rude.
Just feeling her getting closer and closer, Lin Li's smile unconsciously deepened, and a real and heartfelt joy gradually filled his body.
As if she also felt Lin Li's gaze and footsteps, Chen Yuying gave up looking at the fallen leaves and looked up at the front.
When Lin Li's figure came into her sight, her eyes suddenly lit up and the corners of her mouth unconsciously curled up for a moment.
But this joy was short-lived. The girl quickly turned her head away and fixed her gaze on the air beside her, leaving Lin Li with only a slightly red profile.
Although Chen Yuying didn't look at Lin Li, her steps didn't stop at all. On the contrary, they even went a little faster.
Lin Li couldn't help but laugh out loud, but he quickly suppressed it and ran up quickly. When they were only half a meter away, he smiled and asked:
"What's the matter? Don't look at me."
"snort."
"Why are you humming? Have you turned into a pig?" Lin Li suddenly realized and then took up his broadcasting voice: "Episode 1: Reincarnated as a pig by mistake!"
——"Chen Yuying Fell from the Sky"
Chen Yuying: “?”
"Lin! Li! You're finished!"
Chen Yuying's voice came out muffled from the high collar of her cashmere sweater, but with a sweetness that she herself was not aware of, it spread in the cold air.
"Isn't it good to be finished?" Lin Li's smile deepened. "Just now, there was someone who said that if he went to my house, he would definitely be finished, but he went there on his own initiative."
"Apparently, being finished isn't such a bad thing, don't you think I'm right, 'someone'."
"You still say—"
Her cheeks, which had originally calmed down, flushed again after hearing the words. Chen Yuying glared at the culprit in shame and anger, and her eyes were filled with unconcealable coquettishness.
Lin Li smiled without saying a word, naturally reached out his hand, and gently held her slightly cold hand.
Perhaps, Lin Li really has magical powers.
Chen Yuying thought so - because the warmth from her fingertips was like a warm current, instantly soothing the shame and anger in her heart that had not yet dissipated, leaving only a clear tranquility and an indescribable sense of comfort.
All the little annoyances, the unwillingness after being fooled, and all the negative emotions that could not even be called negative, disappeared without a trace in this warmth, and turned into ripples spreading out from deep in my heart.
Chen Yuying raised her eyes to look at Lin Li, and what caught her eyes were Lin Li's smiling eyes. In addition to the ciliary body, cornea, lens, vitreous humor, pupil, iris and retina, her slightly flushed face was also clearly reflected in his eyes.
My gaze followed his smiling eyes down to the scarf casually draped around his neck - it was disrupted by the movement of him jogging here with a smile, and it looked a little loose and disheveled.
This scarf was clearly given to Little Bear by me.
Finally, this guy snatched it away and put it on.
How abominable.
Chen Yuying, who was standing up for the little bear, felt even softer in her heart. She pulled her wrist free from Lin Li's grasp, took a half step forward, slightly tiptoed, and gently touched the light gray scarf with her fair fingers.
Most people always have an unspeakable sense of shame and dissatisfaction with their own work.
Looking at this scarf at this moment, the girl always feels that the stitching is not perfect and the lines are a bit rough...
Not good enough, not even close to good enough.
If only I had been more serious at the time.
It can obviously be done better.
However, facing Lin Li's smile, all emotions, whether regret, shame or dissatisfaction, were replaced by sweetness.
As long as he likes it.
"Everything is a mess." Chen Yuying said softly.
"I have muscle weakness in my hands."
Chen Yuying rolled her eyes at Lin Li. She certainly understood what Lin Li meant, but this was also what she wanted to do.
So she began to arrange Lin Li's scarf.
Her movements were focused and meticulous, with an almost reverent seriousness, her fingertips deftly gathering up the loose parts and gently passing them around his neck, smoothing out every tiny wrinkle.
Her movements were slow, as if she was completing an elaborate ritual. Every time her fingertips brushed across the soft fabric, every time she carefully aligned and tucked the edge of the scarf, it was as if she was telling a silent story.
What are you telling?
"I like you."
Looking down at Chen Yuying who was concentrating on helping him adjust his scarf, Lin Li suddenly said softly.
Chen Yuying paused her hand movements slightly, then continued.
"This kind of inexplicable confession won't make people happy, idiot."
She lowered her head and no longer dared to look at Lin Li. She gently bumped her forehead against Lin Li's chest and spoke softly.
After a pause, I felt that perhaps a response was still necessary.
Chen Yuying still spoke softly, expressing all the hidden feelings in all her actions just now:
"I like you, too."
"This kind of inexplicable confession really won't make people happy?"
Lin Li's hand gently stroked the smooth lines of her back, and with a little force, he gently embraced her in his arms, resting his chin lightly on the top of her head, feeling the faint fragrance between her hair:
"Then why am I so happy, huh?"
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