Chapter 167 I will give you my youth as compensation
"You are right, they are all black people. So Lao Da has been using this method to protect us silently. Is there a safety sign to be careful of helicopters?"
Lin Li looked at the black people on the sign and said emotionally.
Bai Bufan, who was covered in dust, stared at Lin Li with wide eyes. How did this beast in front of him manage to seamlessly connect with his topic a few minutes ago after ravaging him?
Is the matter of beating him over?
It seems to be true.
Forbearance, the day when he successfully quits masturbation will be the day when Lin Li dies.
Will he win? He will win.
Hating the house and the people in it, Bai Bufan patted the dust on his body and sneered: "People like you only know Kobe's jokes when you see black people. Lao Da has 5 championships, 2 FMVPs, 1 MVP, and 30,000 points of achievement. What are you, hehe."
"A living person." Lin Li answered calmly.
"..."
Such a sudden but serious answer made Bai Bufan laugh first.
"Hehe, what a coincidence, me too." Bai Bufan glanced at the place not far away and said, "But there is really a 24 over there."
There is a lighted court over there in Nanxin Lake Park. The sound of basketball shoes rubbing against the ground, the sound of basketballs hitting the ground, and the shouts of boys can be heard faintly.
Bai Bufan pointed at one of the people wearing an ice tea jersey who was playing basketball.
"Damn, those who dare to play basketball in an open-air public court must have strong skills. People like me really dare not embarrass themselves in public."
After watching the skills from a distance for a while, Bai Bufan once again made a classic jump shot in place and said enviously.
Although Lin Li and Bai Bufan are the tallest in Class 4 of Senior One, Bai Bufan's basketball skills are average and Lin Li's are terrible.
Lin Li only plays with his classmates during physical education classes, and usually when playing half-court 33, because of his height, he is pulled over to the inside line and thrown to grab rebounds.
Because of my poor athletic ability, I couldn't grab the ball before, but I don't know what level I'm at now.
As for the sentence "Why don't you play basketball when you are so tall?", Lin Li is tired of hearing it.
It's just a walk wherever you go. After hearing what Lin Li and Bai Bufan said, and the fountain starts at the hour, there is no rush now, so the leading girls also changed their direction slightly and moved towards the court.
Through the wire mesh set up to prevent the ball from rolling onto the road, I watched the people inside sweating.
No. 24's movements were very clean, a little OOC.
"Damn, the winner of life, I don't know whose girlfriend she is, she looks so good." Bai Bufan looked at the woman on the bench next to the court who was suspected to be the girlfriend of someone on the court, and said with envy and jealousy.
"Don't be afraid of women first, then think about this." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Is Feifei okay? She will be out by the end of the monthly exam, right?" Bai Bufan heard this, his words deep.
"Who is Feifei?" Bai Bufan didn't lower his voice, and Qu Wanqiu asked curiously.
"Someone I'll never see again."
"...I'm sorry."
Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief, and fortunately he didn't continue to ask.
"Being good at basketball is really a plus," Ding Sihan put her hand on the wire mesh, looking at the court with a look of longing: "I think probably all girls have imagined a scene, being hit by a tall and handsome boy with a ball, so the other party chooses to pay with his entire bright youth."
"Shot put?" Lin Li asked.
Ding Sihan: "?"
The love story suddenly turned into a murder story.
"...Basketball!" Ding Sihan corrected.
"But basketball shouldn't be enough to go to jail, do you have to go to jail for your entire youth?" Lin Li was even more confused. This punishment was too severe. He felt it was unfair. "Ding Sihan, are you really unwilling to issue a letter of understanding? You're going a little too far."
Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li and blushed.
Angry.
She took a deep breath, pointed at Lin Li with great force, and said angrily: "Lin Li! You are an atmosphere destroyer! You really don't understand romance at all! Youth comes in images, not in concrete forms! Your top priority now is to read more love stories and cultivate your emotional intelligence and romance!
Otherwise, you are destined to live a lonely life!"
Chen Yuying followed the basketball in the distance, watching it go into the net, making a pleasant sound of the net bouncing, listening to the conversations from both sides, and covered her mouth and laughed softly.
Lin Li probably did it on purpose. After all, Lin Li who didn't act like a jerk is not Lin Li. Sihan actually knew that although she looked annoyed now, she actually didn't dislike it at all. In private, she said many good things about Lin Li in front of her and thought Lin Li was very interesting.
Come to think of it, it would be fun to raise a creature like Lin Li, right?
"Love story? I often read it. I still have one that I remember vividly. Do you want to share it with you?" After thinking for a while, Lin Li raised his index finger to the sky, like an idea king. The
three girls turned their heads to look at Lin Li. Although they knew that Lin Li would not be able to tell a good love story, they still urged him curiously: "Tell me about it."
"Once upon a time, there was a man named Bai Bufan who suffered from depression. He liked a tree very much, so he confessed his love to the tree, but the tree did not give a clear answer and just kept him hanging." Lin Li's love story is very short and can be told in one sentence.
What a sad love story.
Bai, Chen, Ding, Qu: "..."
Chen Yuying pursed her lips, suddenly turned her head and buried it in Ding Sihan's shoulder, her body trembling slightly.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, the merits that I have accumulated with great difficulty in the past fifteen years will be deducted after getting familiar with Lin Li.
Lin Li is so annoying.
"If you put it that way, then I also have a love story." Bai Bufan stretched out his index finger to the sky and turned into an idea king, drawing inferences from one example and saying, "Once upon a time there was a guy named Lin Li who loved adventure. During his adventure he met a snake. The snake liked Lin Li very much, but Lin Li rejected its confession. However, the snake didn't want to give up, so it kept pestering him."
Lin Li turned his head when he heard this and looked at Bai Bufan with a look of mutual admiration in his eyes. The two of them reached out and high-fived at the same time in tacit understanding.
I am not alone in my path.
"There is another love story. Do you still want to listen?" After the three of them recovered, Lin Li continued to ask with a smile.
"I don't want to listen anymore. What you said is not a love story at all!" Ding Sihan firmly covered his ears and shook his head.
Lin Li was a little unwilling. He wanted to say that it was too uncomfortable not to say it, so he added: "This time it is a fairy tale. In the end, the princess and the prince live happily together, and it is true and pure happiness. I swear."
Ding Sihan narrowed her eyes and looked at Lin Li with a little doubt. It was hard for her to imagine that such a fairy tale could be heard from Lin Li. Although she knew that curiosity would kill virtue, she could not help but nodded:
"I will believe you again, tell me."
"One day, the old grandfather and the old grandmother were rowing in the lake, and the old grandmother accidentally fell into the lake.
At this time, a goddess rose from the lake and asked the old grandfather "Who fell just now, the princess or the old grandmother?" The old grandfather naturally said honestly that it was the old grandmother, so the goddess was very happy and said, "You are such an honest person, I will give the princess to you."
When the princess appeared, she immediately kicked the old man off the boat.
At this time, a goddess rose from the lake and asked the princess, "Who fell down just now, the prince or the old man?" The princess also honestly said it was the old man, so the goddess was very happy and said, "You are such an honest person, I will give the prince to you."
From then on, the princess and the prince lived a happy life forever. "
Lin Li smiled with a fairy-tale dream and told this story with a happy ending.
Bai, Chen, Ding, Qu: "..."
The ending seems to be quite happy, but I always feel like something is wrong.
"Where are the old grandfather and the old grandmother?" Qu Wanqiu asked.
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle." Lin Li immediately made an onomatopoeia.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
God damn gurgle gurgle gurgle, the scene of sinking to the bottom of the pond was imagined.
It was also turning into pond mud to raise fish.
"Ahhh!" Ding Sihan began to slap himself, "I made you want to hear Lin Li's story! I made you want to hear Lin Li's story! Your spirit is polluted! You really deserve it! "
"Teacher Ding, don't do that! Teacher Ding, don't do that!" Lin Li tried his best to stop him verbally and encouraged him with his actions.
This won't kill anyone.
After watching for a while, the five people left the public court. Before leaving, someone came forward to ask Lin Li and Bai Bufan if they wanted to join in the game, probably because they were short of people. There
are still many good people on the court.
If he hadn't been staring at Chen Yuying when he invited him, Lin Li might have really gone up to make a fool of himself.
This time he escaped an elbow.
The court was near the park, and it didn't take long to reach the park area.
The park was very lively, and it was nothing compared to the park in Lin Li's community. Many people set up stalls here, selling food, decorations, toys, mobile phone cases and films. In the central stone brick square, there were also large toy cars for children.
Many children in the square launched flashing shuttlecocks or bamboo dragonflies into the sky.
The scene of vitality and all things competing was still in front of them.
Because the purpose was to see the musical fountain, everyone crossed the square and headed for Nanxin Lake.
"There is a beauty contact lens stall over there, why don't we go and have a look? "The road to the target was indeed full of thorns. Halfway through the square, Ding Sihan cleaned it up.
Then he changed lanes.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed, but their eyes were fixed on the big toy car in the square. They looked at each other and nodded at the same time: "Think about it."
Especially when driving, they could hit other children. If the car was not big enough and the two of them couldn't fit their butts in, they would have been excited to bully the children.
What a pity.
Bai Bufan went to other stalls to take a look, and Lin Li's attention returned to the beauty contact lens stall. After a few glances, he felt confused.
Are the colors of beauty contact lenses chosen by humans?
Shark tears, Basque ice blue, sky gray, electric purple, bionic green.
Those who can see these names and imagine the corresponding beauty contact lens colors are also gods.
"Which color do you think is the best looking?" Qu Wanqiu picked and chose, curiously asking for everyone's opinions.
"Sky gray." "Peacock brown." "Roland purple." "Snail noodles. "
The three girls and the stall owner all looked at Lin Li, the atmosphere destroyer.
It was the snail noodle he mentioned.
Lin Li raised his hands and took two steps back to surrender.
"Lin Li Lin Li, come and see, there is a story!" Bai Bufan suddenly waved at Lin Li from a distance with great interest, motioning Lin Li to come over.
Lin Li then walked over and asked, "What's the matter?"
"Look at this!" Bai Bufan lowered his voice and then pointed to a stall.
It should be mainly textile, taking orders for clothing modification, cloth sales, and damage repairs. What Bai Bufan pointed to was a new abrupt mark on it, which read "Wash the crotch before sewing, thank you for your cooperation."
Lin Li looked at it and thought for two seconds, then lowered his voice and began to laugh wildly.
Behind every rule, there is a hidden story.
When the aunt bit the thread, the sky should have fallen.
(End of this chapter)
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