Chapter 207 Rural! Credit! Society!
The youthful spirit is very precious, but the madness of the boy after pushing for half an hour is also very devastating.
In front of the battery swap station, Bai Bufan put his fist against his waist, gasping for breath.
Bai Bufan was exhausted.
Lin Li was scanning the code to pay at the battery swap station.
Fortunately, lunch was eaten at more than two o'clock, so everyone was not hungry so early, so after learning about the situation of the two people, the girls naturally chose to wait until the two people arrived before eating.
"Are you kidney deficient? You are so tired." Lin Li, who took out the fully charged battery and started to replace the battery, looked at Bai Bufan's state and laughed and mocked.
"You little boy, how dare you slander someone's innocence out of thin air!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes.
"I can cure it." Lin Li said concisely.
"I have been wandering for half my life and have not met a wise master. If you don't abandon me, I am willing to be your adoptive father."
"Looking at your illness, Chinese medicine is difficult to regulate. You need two cups of pesticides, and the effect will be immediate."
Bai Bufan: "..."
What do you mean that Chinese medicine can't cure it and now you have to use pesticides? Where did the quack come from!
"That's his mother, isn't it his father? Your mother is a maid, so you gave birth to a thief and a rat!"
"Rebound."
After changing the battery and signaling Bai Bufan to get in the car, Lin Li started the car and said, "Bufan, you really need to exercise, otherwise you will be the only one who will be chased by girls in the next physical test."
"Girls chasing me? I'm looking forward to it." Bai Bufan was in heat behind him.
"You are also useless." Lin Li laughed and scolded.
"You don't understand at all. In my life so far, the person who said to me 'Bufan, don't leave' is the physical education teacher during the physical test in physical education class." Bai Bufan was miserable.
"The most intense exercise you've ever experienced in bed in your life, did you get calf cramps in the middle of the night?" Lin Li asked, "When you're most wild in bed, do you sleep for more than ten hours like a koala?"
Bai Bufan: "...Lin Li, I really have to find a truckload of bread men to deal with you."
But Bai Bufan reacted soon after, slapped Lin Li on the back, and said contemptuously: "Don't act like you've experienced other exercises in bed."
"Hehe, the most intense exercise I've ever done in bed in my life was turning off the lights and finding that the quilt was upside down, so I used my feet to rotate the quilt to find the long and wide sides."
"...Then you're very experienced." Bai Bufan was convinced.
How to quickly and accurately distinguish the long and short sides of the quilt, it is recommended to have a special course, it's too difficult, especially when you wake up in the middle of the night and are confused.
This thing is like a USB flash drive, you can't put it in when you put it right side up, and you can't put it in when you put it right side up, but you can put it in again.
Arrived at the destination.
"This store is good." Lin Li said when he saw the three girls sitting inside.
"You know it's good before you eat it?" Ding Sihan asked with a smile.
"Yeah, the location is great. With four machine guns, you can control the whole street." Lin Li sighed.
Ding Sihan: "..."
"You are also Su Yu, right?" Chen Yuying knew this allusion, so she said with a smile.
Maybe it was Lin Li's bad mouth, the taste of this restaurant was very ordinary, and it didn't meet expectations at all.
After dinner, we didn't go to Shanting to play. There were still many areas in the B&B that we hadn't explored, so everyone chose to go back first.
Ding Sihan originally wanted everyone to go to the cinema to watch a theater movie.
Then after watching the National Day schedule, she took the initiative to say that she was joking.
In recent years, the quality of movies has really been declining, whether it is domestic or foreign.
Especially abroad, try to be politically correct again.
Return to the B&B.
"I've asked about Shanting Zoo. We can use these tickets tomorrow. Do you want to go?" Qu Wanqiu, who had just finished a phone call, came back and asked everyone.
"I've looked at the notes and videos shared by tourists. Shanting Zoo is not big, and there are indeed not many rare animals, but it's not bad either. You can interact with some animals. Some people complain about the high ticket price, but we are free, so it's okay to go and have fun."
Ding Sihan, who was watching the short video before watching the tourists complaining about the zoo, looked up and said.
Reading bad reviews means more than reading good reviews.
"Then let's go and have fun. Since it's not that big, you don't have to get up early like in an amusement park. You can wake up naturally and we'll go there in the afternoon." Lin Li said after hearing this.
Others had no objections, so they made the decision.
"Continue playing board games?" Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li, or rather, the focus was on Lin Li's feet.
"Foot control is really disgusting." Lin Li felt a chill and waved his hand quickly: "No, unless I play Three Kingdoms Kill."
Unfortunately, the girls had no interest, especially after seeing the character skills that looked like a short essay.
They said they would give this broken game a bad review.
I have it in this life.
There is a mahjong table in the homestay, and everyone plans to play it. However, mahjong is a game that every town, not to mention the county, may have its own way of playing.
Bai Bufan is still playing the beautiful girl's mahjong - the kind that will burst your clothes when you win.
Qu Wanqiu is a complete mahjong novice, so she and Ding Sihan's family
just chose the simplest Hangzhou mahjong.
"There are 1.5 billion US dollars in this Swiss bank card. Tonight, I'm all in." When the mahjong machine was shuffling the cards, Lin Li started to make harsh remarks and threw a card on the table.
"I hate people like you who speak in a mixture of Chinese and English. It's really low." Bai Bufan said contemptuously.
Lin Li: "..."
Sometimes I really want to ban Bai Bufan, this hero.
"However," Bai Bufan was also very cool, and threw a card on the table: "Are you the only one with money? Here, I have 1.5 billion US dollars deposited in the rural credit union, follow!"
Lin Li: "?"
There was a moment of silence at first, and then Ding Sihan's laughter that could not be suppressed completely exploded, and everyone began to laugh. Lin Li slapped the mahjong table wildly: "Hahaha, no, Bai Bufan, why the hell did you deposit it in the rural credit union?"
Very imposing, but it seemed that there was no imposing.
Lin Li now understood why rich people must deposit their money in those foreign banks that sound awesome.
It is indeed a bit difficult to ask when you need to take out the card when you deposit it in the rural credit union.
Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's hand that was peeking at the cards, and sighed with a suppressed smile: "Lin Li, your little hands are really not very clean."
Damn.
His little trick of taking advantage of the chaos was discovered again. Why is the class monitor's eyesight so good? Why can she always find out when he cheats at the first time.
"Because I am not a guy like you who worships foreign things and fawns on foreigners. I believe in rural credit unions. Rural credit unions are the best!" Bai Bufan spoke for rural credit unions.
Lin Li put his thumb on his chin, his body shaking with laughter. Bai Bufan repeated it every time he wanted to laugh.
But he nodded and agreed: "You convinced me. After today's card game, I will immediately withdraw my money from the Swiss Bank and deposit it in the rural credit cooperative."
"A young man is teachable." Bai Bufan was very happy. Lin Li suspected that this kid could get a commission.
However, Lin Li found that he thought too much.
Because after the card game, his 1.5 billion US dollars was gone.
Damn, are these people cheating?
Or is it the legendary protection period for newbies? Why can a pure newbie like Qu Wanqiu win so quickly?
Good news, my starting hand is a quasi-national master. Bad news, I am not playing Japanese Mahjong, so all your cards are useless.
Where is the monstrous Shura card wave? Save it.
Only losing US dollars, the girls naturally don’t agree, because they no longer need to be bound by tasks, and the punishment is different from yesterday. Lin Li’s face is covered with turtles.
Seeing this, Bai Bufan whispered to Lin Li that you now have two identical heads.
But they are not human heads.
After getting tired of playing mahjong, it was not too late, and several people planned to take a shower first, and then go to the home theater in the homestay to watch a movie or variety show.
Lin Li asked Bai Bufan to take a shower first, and then went back to the room to let the "Substitute Jade Face Buddha" absorb his excess energy and physical strength.
When Bai Bufan wiped his hair and returned to the room, he looked at Lin Li with a face full of complaints: "It's all your fault. I just took a lot of shit."
Lin Li: "?"
"Because I miss you one shit after another." Bai Bufan explained for Lin Li.
"Fuck you, get out."
If it wasn't Lin Li who said that, some boys, really, would use their skills of teasing brothers to tease girls, and they might have restarted their lives.
"I don't mind that you are a boy, why do you mind that I am a boy?" Bai Bufan got angry after getting this result.
"Don't mess with me, brother." Lin Li raised his middle finger.
"Then you mess with me, brother." Bai Bufan always has a way. Others can be salty or sweet, and Bufan can be 1 or 0.
Lin Li: "...Fuck."
Bai Bufan: "Now?"
"Your mother——"
As everyone knows, every beating Bai Bufan received was not innocent.
When Lin Li finished taking a shower and dressed up to go to the home theater, Bai Bufan was the only one inside.
There were soft sofas, reclining cushions, and even massage chairs in the home theater.
Girls take a long time to take a shower and take care of their skin. It is estimated that they will have to come down together with three people.
When Lin Li entered the room, Bai Bufan was looking at the chandelier above his head, and his hand happened to scratch the bottom twice. When he realized what he had done and saw Lin Li again, his face changed drastically:
"I just feel itchy!"
"How lonely are you, looking at the chandelier - damn it."
Lin Li, who had been predicted, patted his palm in annoyance, but he was still too slow.
"Lin Li, why do you say there is such a big hole in the ceiling?" Bai Bufan continued to look at the chandelier, pointing to an area and asked curiously.
"To prevent children from accidentally ingesting it. This can provide a breathing hole for children who swallow it." Lin Li gave the standard answer in seconds.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Fuck you.
A child who can accidentally ingest this chandelier with a diameter of nearly one meter must be a young Bogang.
"Zero points for messy formulas."
Lin Li turned on the set-top box and started to see what was in the home theater here.
"What are we going to watch next?" Bai Bufan stopped studying the chandelier and came up to ask.
"It's probably a horror movie. Watching horror movies together is also a necessary part of team building." Lin Li has quietly turned to the horror channel.
"I'm a little sleepy. Maybe I should go to bed first." Bai Bufan wanted to leave, but Lin Li held him back.
"I'm not letting you watch it alone, and I'm your dad next to you when you sleep. What are you afraid of?" Lin Li sneered.
"Lin Li, when you're the only one I can rely on, I'd rather have no one to rely on." Bai Bufan said to Lin Li with deep emotion.
Lin Li: "..."
Damn, this bastard's words are a bit hurtful.
"And I won't forget this thing for a while after watching it. What should I do if I remember it when I get home? I'm alone in my room." Bai Bufan frowned and said.
"To be honest, put yourself in the shoes of the ghost who has been sleeping under your bed. I think he should be the one who is more afraid, right?" Lin Li described the poor ghost for Bai Bufan:
"Every time he sees your disgusting feet, he will sigh, "Fuck, the ghost who masturbates on my roof all day is back again. I can't sleep well tonight."
Bai Bufan: "..."
"You comforted me very well. Don't comfort me next time. I still think we should watch something classic, right?"
"Shanghai Fortress?"
"What kind of classic is this!"
"Many movies were regarded as bad movies at first, but later people found them to be classics.
Shanghai Fortress is such a work. When it was first released, everyone found it to be a bad movie. After a period of time, everyone found it to be a classic bad movie.
A classic bad movie is still a classic."
Lin Li cleared the name of the fortress.
Is this right?
"Why don't we watch a science fiction movie, Lin Li, you know, only in space can there be breasts that don't sag, this is what I like most about science fiction. "Bai Bufan said sincerely.
Lin Li: "?"
The artistic content of this sentence is a bit too high, which fully reflects the vulgar romance of science fiction.
"I also want to see breasts that won't sag, but the girls may not want to see it." But Lin Li said regretfully.
"Then let's watch a horror movie." In this case, Bai Bufan can only pick the less smelly ones in the shit pot.
Sure enough, when the girls came to the home theater together and Lin Li asked, the first answer was horror movies.
Perhaps because everyone was there, Chen Yuying had no objection at all.
The voting subject must be a human, so it passed unanimously.
Bai Bufan tremblingly took out his mobile phone and pointed it at the screen. Lin Li looked over curiously, and then couldn't hold it anymore.
This kid turned on the Hello Kitty special effect, and all the people who appeared in the phone became very cute. Bai Bufan even added rabbit ears for them.
Lin Li: "..."
What a genius.
It's also to make these characters look good, so that they know the consequences of scaring Bai Bufan.
But Bai Bufan didn't consider one thing. When he suddenly faced the face, the special effect couldn't react.
Looking at Bai Bufan hiding in his arms, and Chen Yuying hiding in Ding Sihan's arms next to him, Lin Li scratched his head.
This is not right.
(End of this chapter)
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