Chapter 195 Bai Bufan is obviously an old ladybug.
The night outside the B&B is dark, and occasionally a few frogs can be heard from the back mountain.
Inside the B&B.
"Bai! Bu! Fan! Do you know why spiders only have eight legs? Because nine legs are a bit too many! If you dare to offend me like this again, I will kill all your clans! Get out of here!"
Lin Li beat Bai Bufan, who was sitting on him with his back facing him, and laughed, but his laugh was cruel.
"Don't scratch it, sister! I have paronychia! And onychomycosis! Acne on the soles of my feet! I also have Hong Kong feet!"
Bai Bufan suddenly turned his head and looked at Lin Li.
His eyes were mean, but he didn't say anything, after all, there were girls present.
Lin Li: "?"
Wait.
"Fuck." Lin Li reacted and cursed with a smile, but because there were girls present, he could only respond in a low voice: "Just kidding, I don't want to."
Bai Bufan, satisfied, turned back to continue his work.
"Ahhh!! Stop scratching! I was wrong! Where's Uncle Chen? Help! Come and shout! What I love is my life!" Lin Li continued his 'work'.
"Which fucking Uncle Chen is this?" Bai Bufan scolded with a smile.
At this moment.
Bai Bufan sat on Lin Li, restraining his legs, while Chen, Ding, and Qu each held a feather and were plucking Lin Li's foot strings.
"If you are willing to gamble, you must admit defeat. You set the rules yourself, don't try to escape!" Bai Bufan was the happiest.
The rules are dead, and Lin Li can be dead too.
"Ah ha uh uh——" Lin Li gradually laughed weakly and intermittently, "It's so itchy, my bottom is so itchy..."
"Don't say weird things." Chen Yuying's funny voice came.
"Oh."
Even a cultivator can't fight four alone. This is Lin Li's understanding full of blood and tears.
Monopoly is a game for capitalists, not suitable for him. If he had known earlier that he would play Three Kingdoms, Lin Li wanted to protect Dabao's smile.
All night, under the siege of this group of people, he didn't win a single game.
But when it comes to the punishment, Juanjuan has the reputation of being the master.
No wonder they agreed so readily, just to see themselves being tricked.
However, as a cultivator, it is impossible for Bai Bufan to really restrain Lin Li. Lin Li is also worried that he will kick a girl if he moves around, so his lower body does not move except for the reflex of itching.
"Ding ding ding, ding ding ding."
The three-minute alarm rang, and everyone stopped reluctantly.
Lin Li collapsed on the ground, naked, with messy hair, like a good boy who was ruined.
Obviously, he was ruined, but Lin Li felt that he was the one who entered the sage mode.
"The world kissed me with pain, but I didn't agree. Isn't this sexual harassment?" He asked.
No one paid attention to Lin Li's self-reflection.
Actually, when they started to punish themselves, Lin Li had considered that if they tickled their feet and got torturous pleasure, could it promote the task?
But they always used feathers as a medium and were quite disgusted with Lin Li's jade feet. Even if Lin Li said it was okay and even invited them, they just thought that Lin Li was going crazy.
Bai Bufan got up from Lin Li's body, took out a one-yuan bill from his pocket, threw it on Lin Li, put his two fingers in front of his mouth and pretended to smoke a cigarette, and said lightly: "Clean it yourself."
Lin Li: "?"
No? Fuck
you.
Such a cruel humiliation.
"Okay, thank you brother." Lin Li first rubbed the one-yuan bill on his clothes, blew it, and then put it in his pocket, got up with difficulty, and sat back in his seat.
"Are you coming again, Lin Li?" Ding Sihan knocked on the table and said with a smile.
"No, no," Lin Li smiled and waved his hand with relief, "If you want to come, you can continue. I have to get up early to exercise tomorrow morning. It's almost eleven o'clock now. I have to wash up and get ready for bed."
"Ah? You have to exercise like that during the holidays, and go to bed so early?" Ding Sihan was a little surprised when he heard it, and then shrugged: "If you don't come, then don't play. What's the point if no one tortures you."
Lin Li: "..."
Ding Sihan, you are too easy to talk.
"Then let's stop here tonight," Chen Yuying clasped her hands together and clapped them lightly and said: "We also need to remove makeup and skin care, and the luggage in the room has not been sorted yet."
After reaching an agreement, the five people got up, packed up the board games and put them back in place, and the girls went up to the third floor.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan also returned to the second floor first.
"Then I'm going to the e-sports room to play games later. Lin Li, you won't come?" Bai Bufan asked.
It is indeed unreasonable to let Bai Bufan lie down and sleep so early.
"Well, I won't go." Lin Li nodded.
"Okay, then you should go to bed early, take a shower first." Bai Bufan said.
"Okay."
Taking a shower didn't take much time, and in order to prevent possible exposure, Lin Li dressed up before coming out of the bathroom.
"I can hear your laughter at the stairs, what are you laughing at?" Back on the second floor, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan rolling on the floor and asked curiously.
"I saw a new and good hell joke!"
"Tell me." Lin Li immediately entered the learning state.
How can you do a good job of abstraction without working hard?
"Didn't Los Angeles have a wildfire recently? I saw someone comment -
"Lao Mei is worthy of being Lao Mei, generous. In order to urge Lao Da to practice, Los Angeles at four in the morning was burned to him. In terms of burning paper money, we also need to reflect on this point. Dongda, you walk slowly and wait for your people!" "
So there was one more person rolling on the floor.
It was too hellish. Fortunately, Lin Li had no morals at all.
"Go and take a shower." After laughing, Lin Li gestured to Bai Bufan.
"OK."
"Why do you bring shower gel with you? There is one in the bathroom." Lin Li asked in confusion after seeing that Bai Bufan had not only found a change of clothes but also a small package of shower gel in the suitcase.
"It's not shower gel, it's shampoo. I'm used to using this brand for washing my hair. I used the one in the hotel last time I went on an autumn trip. It was weird and itchy after washing. I'm not used to it." Bai Bufan explained.
Some people do have a sudden increase in dandruff or itchiness when they change shampoo.
"What brand. "Lin Li asked.
"Ba Wang."
Lin Li: "..."
"It's quite niche." Lin Li commented.
"It's still niche, my big brother Jackie Chan won't lie to me, you can feel duangduang after washing your hair with this." Bai Bufan retorted.
"I have research basis. In order to study what shampoo men use when taking a bath, I observed 100 men and conducted random interviews. Among them, 98 men answered "How the hell did you get in?" You, Ba Wang, I have never heard it once. "
Lin Li stretched out his index finger and shook it, putting forward his supporting theory.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"And how did the other two brothers answer?" But he is more curious about this now.
"Brother, my soap fell on the ground, can you help me pick it up."
Bai Bufan: "Fuck."
"Did you pick it up?"
"How is it possible? By the way, Bufan, do you need to use soap when taking a bath? I have a little too much at home and can't use it all. Can you help me use some?"
"No, thank you. "Bai Bufan left contentedly.
"Remember to knock on the door when you come back later. I just started a new game and I'm going to make my first six charges." Lin Li said to Bai Bufan from behind.
Bai Bufan didn't look back and responded with a middle finger. A
real man never looks back at an imbecile.
After the sound of people coming down the stairs faded away, Lin Li opened his schoolbag again and took out the "Spiritual Spring" wrapped in plastic wrap.
Just like the unused spiritual stones can be taken back to the [Warehouse], Lin Li can also take back the "Spiritual Spring" that has not been exhausted at any time, but when it is in the [Warehouse], it is equivalent to being stationary and will not produce any spiritual energy or spiritual liquid.
Leaving it at home is uncontrollable and may even be wasted, so Lin Li definitely chose to bring it here.
As for the "Duck Blood Bottle", it has been restored to its original state and is in the [Warehouse]. Lin Li calculated that the CD is about a week with duck blood.
When arriving at the B&B, the first thing to do is to materialize the "Spiritual Spring", throw a few empty spiritual stone shells, wrap them in plastic wrap, and put them in the backpack.
It is also very simple to carry the empty shell of the spirit stone.
The system does not accept spirit stones without spiritual energy, but only needs to let each empty shell stay at the bottom of the "spiritual spring" for two or three minutes, so that the empty shell can absorb a little spiritual energy and no longer be an "empty shell". After completing the change from 0 to 0.01, it will be judged by the system as still useful, and then it can be taken back to the [warehouse].
Lin Li's [warehouse] has no upper limit on the grid.
After making this replacement, Lin Li materialized the "Substitute Jade Buddha".
A thumb-sized jade tablet of Buddha.
Refining is so simple that it is unimaginable. Unlike the "Duck Blood Bottle" which took several low-grade spirit stones to complete the refining, the "Substitute Jade Buddha" was refined almost the moment Lin Li tried to refine it.
The link was established, and more information about this magic weapon entered his mind.
The protection after triggering is indeed invincible. The time judgment of 3-60s naturally depends on the attack encountered during the protection. The stronger the attack, the shorter it is.
After refining it, he could continue to "refine" it, and let it devour his physical energy and energy. The purpose of doing so is that when the magic weapon is broken, all of it will be fed back to the person at that time, to heal injuries and restore physical strength.
This is not the famous sword Siming, this is the resurrection armor!
It can even restore blood!
A few minutes later, Lin Li looked a little tired.
Devouring is not 1:1, it is good to be able to effectively absorb one tenth. The process of devouring requires the assistance of spirit stones. It seems that this is the main consumption of spirit stones by this magic weapon.
But it is not a big problem. The shortage of spirit stones has been barely solved. He has extra physical energy and energy every day, so he can take it slowly.
It can even help him sleep when he is tired.
After doing all this and making sure that nothing is missed, Lin Li lay down.
[The team is training, and the demons are coveting and trying to invade at night. As the person with the most experience in slaying demons and demons, he should kill them! ]
[Task triggered! ]
[Task three: Kill the three demons that are trying to harm fellow disciples at this time. 】
【Reward: Physical improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 100%; System currency*50. 】
Lin Li stood at attention.
(End of this chapter)
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