Chapter 211 Civil Affairs Bureau Ming Guang
"Xiaobo, you can't do this. You should call Bufan brother and Linli brother." The child's mother laughed for a while before she reacted and quickly taught her child a lesson.
"Oh, Bufan brother, Linli brother."
Very good, the child is very sensible and obedient.
But if he didn't call the two dogs, but Lin Li and Bai Bufan, it would be even better.
By the way, was he calling the brother or the dog?
Seeing this scene, the child's mother was embarrassed and funny, and seemed a little embarrassed. After nodding to the two people apologetically, she carried the child and walked away first.
"I feel like I can prepare to practice the trumpet in advance, while the sunk cost is not high now." Linli dog looked at the mother and son who left and sighed.
"Indeed." Bufan dog nodded.
The two rarely reached an agreement.
"Woof woof." Perhaps because he found out that Lin Li's ham sausage was a scam, the pastoral dog code-named Bufan wagged its tail at the fence closest to Lin Li and barked twice.
"Why does the dog bark like this? It's so strange." Lin Li frowned, very confused.
Bai Bufan pretended not to hear.
"Isn't that how dogs bark? How else can they bark?" Ding Sihan, who was touching the dog, turned his head in confusion.
Lin Li: "Isn't that how dogs bark? How else can they bark?"
Bai Bufan sighed.
Ding Sihan is still inexperienced.
"Why are you imitating me? Eh? Lin Li!!!" Ding Sihan was halfway confused, and suddenly realized what Lin Li was holding back. With a fist, he rushed towards Lin Li.
Chen Yuying became a pillar again, and Lin Li and Ding Sihan began to circle around her.
Chen Yuying hugged her arms and sighed. She was used to it.
"Just a joke, just a joke, but the dogs I know really don't bark like this." Pressing Chen Yuying's shoulders to dodge left and right, Lin Li tried to protect his life, so he said.
"You say it! But if you dare to imitate me again, you're dead!"
Ding Sihan narrowed his eyes and reached into his messenger bag, apparently looking for a weapon.
"Are you there? Good morning. Good night. What are you doing? Reply to my message. Go home early. What kind of breakfast does your boyfriend like? I'll bring him one too..." Lin Li immediately pointed his index finger at the palm of his other hand, listing all the details.
Ding Sihan: "..." I
can't say anything, this is indeed a dog.
"I'll spare you this time."
So Lin Li survived.
"Do I know the dog you're talking about?" Bai Bufan came up and smiled when he heard it, "Is his name Chen Mingming?"
"Probably not, I remember his name was Tian something." Lin Li shook his head.
The two smiled at each other.
"But, Lin Li, tell me, for these animals, are we humans also a kind of tentacle monster? We have extremely flexible limbs, and there is a huge biological generation gap between us. Some of us are very dangerous, but some are very kind. The wonderful way of petting makes them feel happy. Some of them will "beep" with them. If this is not a tentacle monster, what is it?"
Bai Bufan looked at the custom puppies whose bellies were turned up by being stroked, and said after a moment of silence.
Lin Li: "..."
The last sentence was a bit of a finishing touch. The group of Third Brother should really eat cow dung to death.
The reputation of humans was harmed because of them.
They didn't spend too much time here. After all, the identity of a dog is too sensitive. Bai Bufan and Lin Li don't want to hurt each other anymore.
"Putting aside the insulting nature, it's good to be a dog. You are carefree. You can be praised for being a baby when you go to the toilet to poop at a fixed place. I envy you." Bai Bufan said when he left.
Lin Li: "I can't put it aside. Come on, you. "
Bai Bufan: "..."
Fuck you.
After washing their hands in the sink next to them, the five of them continued to stroll around.
Although this zoo is not very luxurious, it still has the most basic animal species.
"The deer here are a little shy. They will hide when they see people. The deer in Nara are very rude. If they smell deer biscuits in your bag, they will bite open your bag directly."
When they arrived at the deer area, Chen Yuying sighed when she saw the deer gathering in the area avoiding people.
"Squad leader, have you been to Nara, the one in Japan?" Lin Li asked curiously after hearing this.
Deer are good, deer need to be learned, and Lin Li likes deer.
"Well, my family took me there to play during the summer vacation after I graduated from elementary school. The scenery of Wakakusa Mountain over there is pretty good, but maybe because it was a vacation, everyone was speaking Chinese at the time, and I thought I hadn't been abroad. "
Chen Yuying laughed and teased.
"Damn it, this world is a huge Swiss roll. Some people are allocated to Switzerland, some people are allocated to rural credit cooperatives, and I haven't been abroad yet." Lin Li heard this and shook his head and teased.
Let alone going abroad, just talking about airplanes, Lin Li has only taken a plane and never sat on one.
"Oi! Little devil! The rest are allocated to rolls, not rural credit cooperatives, you apologize to the credit cooperative!" Bai Bufan started at zero frame, grabbed Lin Li's collar and pulled it up roughly.
"I'm sorry, the spokesperson of the credit cooperative." Lin Li smiled and admitted his weakness.
Then he saw Bai Bufan began to whip his pocket.
"What are you doing?" Lin Li asked curiously.
"But I feel the same as you. This is my wallet. I'm whipping it and trying to make it swell up." Bai Bufan said seriously.
"I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it." Lin Li's eyes lit up, "I promise to make it swell no more. "
"Forget it, forget it, forget it." Bai Bufan didn't want to walk with a limp.
Bai Bufan sighed: "Ah! I haven't been abroad either. What's wrong with me being a rich man in this world? Can someone give me some money for no reason?"
Chen Yuying, who was just smiling and listening to the conversation between the two, suddenly noticed Lin Li's strong gaze.
At first, she didn't understand, but after seeing him winking and confused for a while, she finally understood what Lin Li meant.
She hesitated a little, but still walked in front of Bai Bufan and threw a dollar on him.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Words, squad leader, say words." Lin Li on the side urged.
"Clean it up yourself." Chen Yuying said not very skillfully.
Bai Bufan: "???"
No?
Bending over to pick up the dollar, putting it in his pocket, scratching his head and muttering: "Strange, isn't this the money that Ding Sihan asked me to take away yesterday? Didn't you say it was for Lin Li, how did it flow into your hands, squad leader?"
Passing by the deer area, where tigers are raised, a group of tourists are queuing.
After reading the introduction, I found out that you can take photos with the tigers, and children can even sit on the tigers.
"Let's go and have a look." Seeing that several people were interested, Lin Li spoke for them.
Lin Li still had a photo of him sitting on a tiger when he was a child at home, but he couldn't remember when it was taken.
"What if the tiger suddenly turns its head to eat people?" Bai Bufan had nothing to do, so he asked.
"Throw a dollar on it and let it clean itself up. Don't leave blood, body parts, etc. to prevent it from affecting the next person taking pictures." Lin Li gave the standard answer in seconds.
"It's a waste of talent to keep this dollar with me. I'll give it to you."
Bai Bufan threw the money in Lin Li's face again, and Lin Li caught it steadily.
"For the sake of this dollar, I'll tell you a way. Kneel down and recognize your father, because even a tiger won't eat its own cubs." Lin Li said.
"That makes sense." Bai Bufan suddenly realized.
"Unfortunately, this method doesn't work for you." Lin Li added.
"Why?"
"Because a tiger father can't have a dog son, you are born with a species disadvantage." Lin Li finally finished flipping through the map of Yan State, and he smiled and took out a dagger.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Fuck you" beep--"! "
In front of the five people was a family of three. The child was very young and would look behind when he was held in his arms. The three girls were teasing the child there. The parents didn't mind when they found out and even said hello to the girls.
Soon it was this family's turn to line up.
"It's great to have such a well-behaved child. It makes me feel that getting married is not a bad thing." After the child left, Ding Sihan seemed to still miss the touch of pinching the child's cheek just now, and sighed, "It's a pity that most children are not like this."
Most children will only make people despair.
Although there may be children present who made others despair when they were young, people are always double-standard.
Lin Li wanted to die just by thinking that his child was the same as Bai Bufan.
If the child was the same as himself, then it would be okay, but he just didn't want to live.
Thinking about it this way, Sister Min was great and there was no need to say more.
However.
"Putting aside the children, getting married is not a bad thing. There are too many advantages.
For example, at that time, the two of them would definitely live together, and they would not need to wait when eating a meal together. They could directly place the order successfully. Wow, I feel so happy just thinking about it. "
Lin Li closed his eyes. Now was the time for fantasy.
Even if it was three or four in the middle of the night, you could just place an order together!
No need to look at other people's faces!
So cool!
Bai Bufan also closed his eyes when he heard that. He was also so happy.
Ding Sihan: "..."
Damn you.
"Lin Li, now that you mention it, there's actually no need to put the child aside. After all, if you have a child, you can use it to register new users directly." Bai Bufan was very good at learning from one example.
"Hiss, that really makes sense. New users are really valuable?" Lin Li learned it.
"So cool
!"
"So cool!" "What's so cool about it? Even if you were assigned a rural credit union instead of Switzerland, it shouldn't be this bad! ! Poor people are not allowed to write cool stories! I can't stand it anymore! Shut up!" Qu Wanqiu couldn't stand these two guys.
Bai Bufan was also a coward. When Qu Wanqiu mentioned the credit union, he stopped grabbing the other's collar.
"Thank you, you suddenly made me feel that getting married is all bad. Just listening to your description, I feel that life is a bit too bitter. "Ding Sihan covered his forehead. These two people were so lively.
After the family of three was filmed, it was the turn of the five of them.
"Hello, can I ask why the tiger was locked up there alone?" When taking pictures, Lin Li noticed that there was an isolated tiger in the tiger park, whimpering from time to time, so he asked curiously.
"Oh, the tiger is in heat, but its current state is not suitable for reproduction, so it is isolated. It's not abused." The staff immediately explained after hearing this.
If no explanation is given, the zoo will be scolded once the short video is released.
"So that's it." Lin Li nodded.
When taking pictures, Lin Li persuaded Bai Bufan to put his neck in the tiger's mouth, saying that it would be more artistic in this way, but it was ruthlessly rejected.
Lin Li himself proved through practice that the tiger's butt can be touched.
But the eggs are indeed not allowed to be touched.
Lin Li asked in person, and in fact the tiger did not refuse, but the keeper refused on its behalf.
The tiger is good, and the keeper is bad.
...
"This zoo is rubbish. "Lin Li shook his head speechlessly.
Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li with amusement: "You have to find a scalper outside the zoo."
Lin Li, this guy, just kept saying to the scalper, "Do you have first-row tickets for Lin Li's concert?" The scalper just looked at Lin Li and ate grass slowly, so he came to this conclusion.
The zoo is too unfair.
Following the planned movement line of the zoo, there is now a store in front of everyone, selling souvenirs from the zoo, as well as some food and drinks.
The zoo is indeed not big. This store is in the center of the zoo. It takes about an hour to visit half of it, and it's the result of everyone playing and fighting all the way and walking slowly.
No wonder there are not many people on National Day.
Several people walked into the store, damn, the air conditioner was not turned on.
The girls picked a few key chains as souvenirs and went to the front desk to check out.
"Brother, are you selling that thing? It's so cool." When they arrived at the front desk, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's eyes lit up, because there were animals in the form of mechas in the display cabinet at the front desk, and they seemed to be able to transform.
Lin Li was reminded of the venomous snake Green Pepper, the most supermodel in "Steel Frame Kakalong". While others were still shaking their magic, it turned its head to transform into a super transformation, and knelt down to transform into the ultimate zodiac sign. It was impossible to attack by surprise. It was the most skill-intensive.
The venomous snake Green Pepper turned its head not because it was afraid, but because it wanted to upgrade; it knelt down not because it was wrong, but because it wanted the ultimate zodiac sign transformation.
"For sale, this one is 400." The salesperson took a look and nodded.
"Fuck? Young Master Duo?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan were frightened by his accent.
Bai Bufan took a breath, then pointed at another one and asked, "What about this one?"
"Fuck both of them.
" Bai and Lin: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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