Chapter 139 Naked Sleeping is Not Permitted in the East
"Midsummer", "sunrise", "cicadas", "orange-flavored soda", "boy", how to make sentences with these words?
Lin Li would probably answer "In the midsummer, Bai Bufan used orange-flavored soda to make the boy sunrise cicadas".
Of course, Bai Bufan being sunrise cicadas is also OK, this question does not have a standard answer.
As for Chen Yuying, facing this question, no matter how to make a sentence, she should think of the picture in front of her.
Holding the hem of her skirt with her warm thighs, she freed one hand to smooth her hair, so the picture was clear, and she saw Lin Li's other free hand raised high, just grabbing the sun hat that was blown up.
Perhaps he himself did not expect to catch it, Lin Li's smile was full of surprise, and then there was a little more boasting. Just looking at this expression, Chen Yuying felt that she heard his voice "How is it, is it handsome?"
So although Lin Li did not really ask this, Chen Yuying still gave him a thumbs up.
Lin Li, who was singing "Wild Child" with Wen Shuyang, noticed this and smiled even more brightly. He put his sun hat on his head and transformed himself into Michael Jackson, walking a moonwalk that didn't look like a moonwalk
at all. The laughter on the lawn became even more melodious because of this.
...
Time passed by hidden in the singing.
"Battery is low, please charge."
The music suddenly lowered and a mechanical reminder sounded from the speaker.
"Break, break." Lin Li heard this voice and shook the magic wand in his hand slightly after another song ended, saying to everyone.
Although there must be power banks present, he was indeed a little tired of singing.
"Oh -" The love was deep, and the hatred was deep. This group of anthropomorphic things who were just his fanatical fans started to boo now, "Is this not okay?"
"How can a man say no..." Bai Bufan was about to continue to add fuel to the fire, but suddenly realized that Lin Li didn't say he couldn't do it, but said he was taking a break.
Bai Bufan blinked.
The person who invented the word "break" is really a genius.
Men can really say "break".
"You guys should just be happy. When I hold a concert in a few years, you will be in the first row of the inner field, which costs tens of thousands of dollars. You don't know how lucky you are. You know, Jay Chou is called Little Lin Li." Lin Li raised his middle finger to them, and then laughed and scolded:
"And you guys are not tired. I have added 2,000 steps on WeChat Sports!"
Although Lin Li did not move more than five meters, it was very tiring to jump around and point, not to mention that he was the one who sang the most.
Thirsty to death, Lin Li returned to his bag under the tree, sat down, took out and pinched the plastic bottle and began to drink.
The plastic bottle screamed and gradually flattened.
"Ah - I'm alive." Half of the bottle of water was empty, and Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
After feeling the cold water pouring into his body, Lin Li leaned against the tree trunk comfortably.
As for whether it was dirty, there was no need to think so much about a piece of clothing that cost 32.9 yuan and now had two holes.
The fate of this kind of clothes is either to use them as pajamas or as rags for mopping the floor at home.
"Don't you want to wipe off the sweat?" Chen Yuying handed the tissue to Lin Li.
Hearing this, Lin Li's hands drooped weakly, and his head leaned towards Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, you may not know that my holy sword is like the golden hoop stick. It looks light, but it is actually one pound and five hundred grams. I have no strength in my hands now..."
Before he finished speaking, his vision was half blocked by the snow-white palm. The tissue moved left and right against his forehead to absorb the sweat.
A faint coolness and a faint fragrance.
"Really wipe it?" Lin Li paused for a moment and spoke.
"Huh?" Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly so that the two could meet each other's eyes again.
"The heat has gone away." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Chen Yuying laughed.
"The rest, wait until your hands recover and then wipe it yourself." Chen Yuying simply wiped her forehead, then put the tissue next to Lin Li and said.
In order to prevent Ding Sihan from using a steel wool to treat him, Lin Li quickly wiped his sweat.
"Lin Li, when we go down the mountain later, do you want to walk down the mountain by yourself?" Chen Yuying asked, "If you still want to, you have to tell the teacher earlier and set off now. After all, we can't let everyone wait for us at the bottom of the mountain."
"Whether you want to... I don't know now." Hearing this, Lin Li put the back of his hand against his nose and said embarrassedly, "I have a serious procrastination problem and can't make a decision now."
Chen Yuying: "?"
Procrastination shouldn't have this symptom, right?
"Just kidding, let's take the cable car down the mountain." After thinking about it, the system probably wouldn't issue a task like this. Seeing Chen Yuying's weird expression, Lin Li changed his words.
If the task is really issued, at worst he can just buy a ticket after returning home.
"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded.
The bark of the tree is rugged and uncomfortable to lean on. After ending the conversation, Lin Li lay on the ground again and played with his mobile phone vigorously.
——Using force refers to the physical sense of force. Lin Li didn't want to be hit in the face by a mobile phone.
After the merriment, the lawn became quiet again, with only some people whispering.
Chen Yuying looked at her phone, enjoying the quietness of the moment.
"Hey, Lin Li, look..." When she saw a very interesting video, Chen Yuying turned her head and was about to share it with Lin Li, and then immediately stopped talking.
Lin Li put down his legs that were originally bent, covered his eyes with one hand, placed the other hand on his chest, and casually hung the mobile phone around his neck.
Fell asleep.
Chen Yuying smiled and tried her best to avoid making any sound.
After looking at the phone for a few seconds, Chen Yuying felt something was wrong. She twisted her body and stared at Lin Li for a few more seconds, then picked up a leaf from the ground and placed it on Lin Li's belly.
Chen Yuying nodded in satisfaction.
The ancestral law cannot be changed. You must cover yourself with something when you sleep.
Chen Yuying looked at the phone for a second and turned her head away.
Hmm... not another leaf?
...
"Lin Li, Lin Li."
The noises around him became noisy. Hearing someone calling his name, Lin Li opened his eyes.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Bai Bufan's super-large anthropomorphic face. He smiled and congratulated, "The operation was successful. Now you are a girl. Go try mugwort."
"So disgusting." Lin Li murmured softly and closed his eyes again.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Your mother.
Lin Li would not find that kind of words disgusting. Obviously, he should be commenting on his face.
It is difficult for a person's brain to lie when they just wake up, especially when Lin Li was whispering softly. This disgusting sentence ignored all of Bai Bufan's defenses and caused real damage.
"You die here, I'll feed the cow that was removed during the operation to Baowei." Bai Bufan stood up and kicked Lin Li's calf.
Lin Li kicked the air back.
"Lin Li, get up, we have to gather and go down the mountain." Chen Yuying's voice came from the far side.
Now he had to get up.
Lin Li sat up, rubbed his eyes, and then raised his head in surprise. Is the hair loss of this tree so serious?
I shouldn't have slept for a long time, why is there all the fallen leaves on my stomach, and even small white flowers?
I patted the fallen leaves away and stretched my body. Chen Yuying and the others should have just come back from the toilet, and their hands were still a little wet.
The moment they looked at Lin Li, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying laughed first.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li was a little confused.
"It's okay." Ding Sihan shook his head and stepped forward to cover Chen Yuying's mouth.
There is a dog.
Lin Li sighed: "Class monitor, lend me the mirror."
Right below, there was an arrow with an unknown meaning, pointing to Lin Li's mouth.
Others are upright, Lin Li is upright.
As for the suspects, the girls should be ruled out. Lin Li smiled and said to the boys: "Who did it?"
"It should be Sun Xiaochuan." Wang Ze said with a smile.
"Anyway, that guy will have hemorrhoids and perianal abscess tomorrow." Lin Li added with a sneer.
Bai Bufan frowned when he heard this and persuaded: "Lin Li, I think whether it is Sun Xiaochuan or not, he may just be joking. There is no need to curse him so viciously."
Only the criminals can empathize with the criminals.
Lin Li ran after him, and Bai Bufan ran, but he tripped on the grass before he ran a few steps.
"Run, why don't you run?"
"Sorry, sorry, sorry..." Bai Bufan smiled and apologized to Lin Li who followed closely and held him down.
"Sorry? Is an apology useful? Kneel down, raise your head, let me see your tongue coating!" Lin Li stroked the word "normal" on his face and showed a vengeful smile.
"Then can I see Bufan's perianal abscess? It's urgent, it's you." Wang Ze came over to ask when he heard this.
"Can you guys see something normal?" Bai Bufan was really scared this time. He covered his mouth and buttocks and curled up, pitiful, weak and helpless.
...
"Okay, everyone, check to see if everyone is here. If everyone is, we'll take the cable car back down the mountain." After walking to the door, Xue Jian clapped his hands to attract the crowd's attention and said loudly.
"Hey, where's Baowei?"
After Xue Jian said this, Lin Li and Bai Bufan realized that Zhou Baowei didn't follow.
The two looked at each other, turned their heads and walked back tacitly.
A wisp of white smoke was seen curling up from the barbecue area. Zhou Baowei, who was next to the smoke, showed a pious look at the skewers.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan now completely understood why most self-service stores would strictly limit the service to two hours.
Zhou Baowei was so selfish that he didn't consider the feelings of the toilet at all.
Lin Li didn't dare to think about how big a challenge his toilet would face tonight.
"Let's go! Baowei! Don't eat the fucking thing!" the two shouted.
"Ah? Hmm? Oh!" Zhou Baowei raised his head and stood up to follow, but after taking two steps, he hesitated. Looking at the skewers that should not be cooked yet, he was ruthless and grabbed them directly, stuffed them into his mouth and sipped them clean at the speed of light, and then shouted to the two people in a vague voice: "Here it comes."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
Mr. Toilet, it's okay, at least you shouldn't be blocked.
After all, you will probably have diarrhea.
"You guys played games? Why do you have SB written on your face?" Zhou Baowei ran over and pointed at the two clear letters on Bai Bufan's face and asked curiously.
"It's handsome, don't worry." Bai Bufan waved his hand, indicating that it was not important.
Don't wipe it before returning to the base, this is the price of being a jerk.
...
Go to the cable car entrance.
The system did not assign any more tasks to add new troubles to Lin Li. He finally grew up and understood something.
"Lin Li, check your phone." Ding Sihan shouted to Lin Li from behind.
Lin Li opened it and found that there was an extra photo in the group chat.
The photo of the three of them came into view, but they only occupied the edge of the photo, and no one even showed their complete upper body.
Because in the middle of the picture was himself lying down, the color tone was adjusted to only black and white, with leaves all over his belly and a white flower on his chest.
Above it were four sad black characters - forever in remembrance.
Lin Li: "..."
"Ding Sihan, I really have to post a circle of friends for you. The sleeping beast of photo editing in my body is about to wake up." Lin Li turned his head and stared at Ding Sihan.
"Don't be angry, I'll send you another nice one." Ding Sihan said immediately.
Lin Li immediately turned down the brightness of his phone after hearing that, but then he suddenly remembered that the nice one Ding Sihan sent him was probably not what he thought it was.
There was no way, none of the "good deals" that good brothers said were things that could be openly appreciated in public. It was a bit of PTSD and conditioned reflex, so Lin Li turned up the brightness again.
A message popped up in the group chat.
Ding Sihan posted a video this time.
Lin Li clicked it.
In the picture, Chen Yuying was kneeling beside him, carefully placing leaf after leaf on himself, trying to pile up a leaf tower on his belly.
She pursed her lips, very seriously, with sparkling eyes.
It turned out that the tree was not losing hair.
Every time Chen Yuying put a leaf, she would look at Lin Li vigilantly. After making sure that he was not awake, the corners of her mouth would hook up with some complacency, and then continue.
For some reason, she picked up a stone in the middle, but after hesitating, she still didn't put it. It
was a close call, as she was almost smashed to death.
"Lin Li: Quote "Picture", @Ding Sihan, if you are not satisfied with this photo, you can tell me how you want me to die."
Lin Li forgave Ding Sihan. Let the child do whatever he wants with the photo. What's wrong with being a father pampering him?
Before the video was finished, there was already a sound of fighting behind him.
"When did you take the video!"
"When you, Yingbao, sulked and groaned because the leaf tower was blown down by the wind, it was so cute."
Lin Li didn't want to forgive Ding Sihan. She didn't even take a picture of this scene. What a waste. He didn't have such a daughter.
"Ahhh!!! Sihan, give me your phone." Lin Li turned his head and saw Chen Yuying, whose face suddenly turned red, trying to snatch Ding Sihan's phone.
Chen Yuying probably wouldn't use Ding Sihan's phone to borrow 200,000 yuan, so Lin Li immediately became alert.
Save the video, forward the video to your own account, account, and group chat that you use as a memo. A cunning
rabbit has 18 burrows.
As expected, not long after, in the group chat of four people, only "Ding Sihan withdrew a message" was left.
Chen Yuying breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ah, Yingbao, how come my original was deleted too! Can't I see it?" When Ding Sihan clicked on the recently deleted messages on his phone, he found that Chen Yuying had even checked this, and his face was in pain.
"Lin Li, did you save it? Send it to me!" Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li expectantly, as she had bought so much time for him.
"No, I didn't make it in time." Upon hearing the bad news, Lin Li shook his head regretfully.
"You are a waste!! Useless thing!"
"Sorry!" Lin Li apologized at the top of his lungs.
Chen Yuying breathed a sigh of relief.
She was saved.
Next time she does something so childish and embarrassing, she must be more vigilant.
She turned on her phone.
A group chat that had been suppressed by other messages popped up. It was the group chat with only herself and Lin Li left last night. The name of the group chat was Memo 3.
Click it.
Familiar video.
Chen Yuying: "..."
"Chen Yuying:?"
"Lin Li withdrew a message."
"Lin Li: Sorry, this group is also in my memo group, so I just forwarded it. Class monitor, just pretend you didn't see it. Thank you for your cooperation."
(End of this chapter)
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