Chapter 402 She doesn’t love me, she loves my bag~
"I just remembered there's no water on this chair."
After all, he had just entrusted Ding Sihan to try to harm Lin Li. How could Bai Bufan not think that Lin Li, a guy with a smaller mind than Ma Yan, might very likely retaliate?
That's why I was so cautious when I first entered the door.
When he pulled the chair and sat down just now, his movements seemed smooth, but in fact, Bai Bufan took a special glance at the chair seat when he pulled it out. After making sure that there was no water, he sat down on the chair by pressing the backrest.
——The reason why he pressed the backrest was to prevent Lin Li from cutting off the firewood and pulling the chair away the moment he sat down.
But I still got caught.
"Could it be my sweat?"
With this thought in mind, Bai Bufan touched his butt, then put his wet fingers to the tip of his nose and sniffed, then smiled with relief:
"It's urine. I was wondering, how could a contestant like Lin Li, who is not a champion but just a winner, make me sweat?"
Then Bai Bufan touched his butt again, his expression changed drastically:
"Ayigu, why did the shit come out of your mouth?"
Chen, Ding, Qu: “?”
What is Jiligulu saying?
"You're insulting Bin again," Lin Li said seriously. "I really like what Brother Bin said: 'A professional player's passport is a book filled with regrets.' Compared to Brother Saint Spear's farce, it's time to end it. The difference is obvious."
"You're the opposite of Tiangang." Bai Bufan cursed with a smile while wiping the chair.
Your mother gave it to you.
There was a tissue on the table, but he didn't take it. Instead, he picked up his coat hanging on the chair.
"You weren't watching the game last night, were you? Anyone who can still watch LPL games these days is a respectable retrograde." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and teased.
"Just looking around, killing time."
Bai Bufan shrugged, but then he bent down and approached Lin Li, asking with a look of reluctance and challenge in his eyes:
"But, Lin Li, do you have a Faker notebook? Damn, everyone says Faker is hard to beat, but I just don't believe it. Let me try and see if he is really that hard to beat?"
"They say that the heroine of the Korean game Sword Star looks like a cross-dressing FAKER, but I haven't played it, so I'm not sure. You can try it." Looking at the ambitious Bai Bufan, Lin Li lowered his voice and gave him a thumbs up.
Sometimes you really have to admit that Koreans are really awesome.
Especially in terms of spell materials, Lao Xiangji just can't beat the Korean aid.
Actually, it’s not shameful if you can’t beat someone, but it would be very shameful if you report the other person for cheating just because you can’t beat him.
Alas, Lin Li guessed that people in Korea look at Chinese cosplayers the same way we Chinese look at their food: What the hell is that? Why is it all pig food? Eat something good!
"What are you whispering about again?"
Seeing that the two of them started to mutter to each other again, Ding Sihan looked speechless and gloomy. He stretched out his foot forward and kicked randomly.
My legs weren't long enough and I kicked the air.
"Nothing." They both said in unison.
"So where did this water come from?" Bai Bufan stopped talking about the Korean players and returned the coat to Lin Li. He did not forget his original intention and said, "My eyes were blurry and I didn't see it? That's not right?"
"I've already given you the water, and you still want the formula? Aren't you too greedy?"
"Tell me, I don't hold grudges, but you have to let me die knowingly." Bai Bufan pleaded.
"The only way to defeat martial arts in the world is to be fast." Lin Li showed the wet bottle cap in his hand, "As long as I'm fast enough, I can sprinkle water on you the moment you sit down."
This was naturally an excuse to fool everyone. The real reason was the "Five Elements Technique", which allowed Lin Li to spray water whenever he wanted.
If they really use water splashing, no one can do it as stealthily and smoothly as Lin Li.
But no one really cares about this. As long as the result is that Bai Bufan is infected, the process is not important.
"What are you having for lunch, Ding Sihan? Have you picked it yet?"
After placing the things he brought on the table one by one, Bai Bufan seemed to have worked very hard. He took a long breath, stretched his hands, looked at Ding Sihan, the official dining conductor of the "Three Men and One Dog", and asked.
“Sizzle!”
Before Ding Sihan could answer, the harsh noise in the study room made her swallow her words.
Lin Liren dragged his chair backwards, raised his feet in an uncouth manner and placed them on the table, shaking them sloppily like the land thugs in movies and TV dramas.
At the same time, Lin Li stretched out his left hand to hold Bai Bufan's left shoulder, and stretched out his right hand to hold Chen Yuying's right shoulder, hugging her left and right.
Cool! I've wanted to do this for a long time!
In the bewildered eyes of Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, Lin Li looked up at them with his nose, frowning, raised his side face towards Bai Bufan, and said in an impatient tone:
"My husband is asking you a question!"
"What are you standing there for? Ding Sihan, answer the question!"
Bai Bufan was stunned at first, then immediately showed a shy expression, moved closer to Lin Li, and then rested his head on Lin Li's left shoulder, saying: "Lin Li~ You are so nice~"
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu: "(；☉_☉)?"
Chen Yuying: "(へ╬)!"
Chen Yuying silently tried to move her chair away from Lin Li, while reaching out to pull away Lin Li's hand on her shoulder, but unfortunately she failed.
“…”
“…”
"Hahahaha! You two! Are you sick?! I give in! Damn it!"
After a brief silence, the two girls in front of him finally couldn't hold it back anymore. Their emotions exploded instantly. They lowered their heads and leaned on the table, their shoulders shrugged, and they couldn't stop laughing.
To be honest, the "Three People and One Dog" group has been established for a long time, but reproductive isolation is reproductive isolation. Even after such a long period of running-in, many times the "three people" still cannot predict and understand the next actions of the "one dog" and the motivation for doing so.
Only those who can predict are gods.
"Okay, put your feet away. Sooner or later, the library study room will also be equipped with surveillance cameras."
Chen Yuying struggled in vain, helplessly nudged Lin Li's waist with her elbow and sighed.
"Actually, monitoring is pretty useless and even has side effects,"
Upon hearing this, Lin Li put his feet away and took the tissue handed to him by Chen Yuying to wipe the table, but at the same time he complained:
"When I lived in my hometown, my house was often burglarized. But after I removed the surveillance camera, I never saw any burglary at home again."
Chen Yuying: “…”
"Indeed, and the surveillance camera has to be plugged in all the time, which wastes a lot of electricity. In my opinion, can't we research a smart surveillance camera that will automatically turn on when it detects a thief? This will save electricity and be efficient, and it won't record useless footage."
Bai Bufan agreed with this.
"You're absolutely right..."
Looking at the two people chatting passionately again, Chen Yuying sighed.
The emotions of three people are too crowded.
If Wang Yuezhi (Lunchtime Limited Edition) could hear what Chen Yuying is feeling now, he might be relieved because she has him in her heart.
"But we've already picked out what to eat. Let's have Japanese food today. Let's go." Ding Sihan, who had finally recovered from his paralyzed state of laughter, stood up and greeted everyone, "I've sent the link to the group. If you have no objection, this is the restaurant."
"Then let's go with this one."
"expect."
In fact, regardless of the species and habits of the creatures, Lin Li and Bai Bufan are very good dining partners, because these two people almost never refute or spoil the fun, and they also provide emotional value.
The five people left the study room and prepared to go downstairs to take a taxi.
As usual, at lunchtime, there were many people waiting for the elevator in the library. The study room was not on the lower floor, but it was not the top floor either. When the elevator door opened, there were already several people inside.
Lin Li gentlemanly let the girls go in first so that they could stand against the wall, and then he squeezed in and leaned against Chen Yuying naturally.
In order to prevent Chen Yuying from being squeezed by others, he squeezed in first, which perfectly solved the problem.
Bai Bufan was not so naive and just stood next to the elevator button.
Other people came in one after another, but they were not squeezed like sardines in a can. When the elevator was almost full, the people outside chose to wait for the next elevator.
The elevator began to descend.
"Hey, Lin Li." Bai Bufan, who was sitting diagonally opposite, suddenly spoke loudly.
"What's wrong?" Because of his height, although he was far away, Lin Li could still clearly see Bai Bufan, who was also not short, and asked with a frown.
"Did you do the circumcision surgery you said you wanted to do before?" Bai Bufan's loud voice pierced the brief silence in the elevator.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?!”
“…”
The atmosphere in the entire elevator suddenly became stagnant as this question arose.
Then the innocent passers-by either lowered their heads, or turned their heads away, or took out their cell phones and started a cyber exchange.
Huh?
Your mother!
This is the revenge of Bai Bufan, a guy with a narrow mind than Ma Yan!
When vague, inquiring gazes came from all directions, Lin Li's eyes widened in anger the moment he realized what was happening.
But the person opposite was shameless. He was not even willing to grin at this moment, nor did he show any guilt. He just had a look of 'genuine' concern.
It never rains but it pours.
"Hello, sir, you are standing too close to us, could you please make some space?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Li turned around and looked at the "three people" who had already opened up a distance of two centimeters between them without knowing when - two centimeters was the limit, and the "three people" were already standing close to the wall.
Looking at Ding Sihan who spoke indifferently and Qu Wanqiu who looked disgusted, Lin Li's eyes twitched slightly.
Fuck you!
Pretending to be strangers at this time! Ding Zijiujiu! How did you two become like this?
Lin Li then felt a little sad.
Chen Yuying is also someone who can share wealth but not adversity - when Lin Li looked over, she decisively turned her eyes away and refused to look at Lin Li.
At this moment, let’s not discuss whether the character Bai Bufan has created for himself is fake.
Even if it is true, I just cut a skin bag. Yingbao, do you not love me anymore?
So……
Yuying, Yuying, is it me that you love, or do you just love my bag?
When he thought of this, his heart was torn as if by a knife. The huge sadness overwhelmed Lin Li like a wave. He was even a little jealous of his own skin.
Bad bag, bad bag.
But the more times like this happen, the calmer you need to be.
The brain is working rapidly at this moment. All the previous improvements in understanding have gained their meaning at this moment. Got it!
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan calmly, and in front of the many perked-up ears around him, he spoke softly:
"That patient's surgery is scheduled for Monday morning. I'll arrange it for you right after I finish the surgery on him. So, I'll give you a definite answer. I'll do the surgery on you Monday afternoon. When you get home, remember to wash your clothes several times with warm water. Then prepare some loose outer pants and tight underwear. They'll be useful when the surgery is done.
Mr. Bai Bufan, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long. Next time, if you refer a friend, I'll give him a discount and give him half price for the second one."
Bai Bufan: "(；゜○゜)!?"
The sound of people gasping for breath could be heard one after another in the elevator. The temperature seemed to have risen because of this, otherwise why would Bai Bufan's face have turned red?
Several passers-by who were riding the elevator together looked at each other, then lowered their heads and began to hold back their laughter.
I didn’t expect that there would be a twist in this matter!
This person turns out to be a doctor!
Although I am an andrologist, it is a bit difficult to talk about it. It is not a good profession for dating.
But men's medicine is men's medicine. It is better than a proctologist who picks shit every day. In comparison, it is also a high-quality asset.
Hey, why is the girl behind him holding his hand?
Didn’t you not know each other just now?
Damn it, no hope.
Some people fall out of love at the speed of light, and some dogs sweat profusely in the elevator.
Bai Bufan, whose offensive and defensive situations were different, gritted his teeth at this moment.
Grass!
Found a loophole for Lin Li.
And this guy is so stubborn! He doesn't give me any other chances!
But Bai Bufan sneered. If that was the case, don't blame him for turning the table over.
Bai Bufan has plenty of ways!
…
"bite--"
The elevator door opened, and Bai Bufan smiled confidently. He had done everything he could to the best of his ability, and he strode out without paying any attention to the four frightened people behind him.
Lin Li frowned, realizing that things were not simple.
He turned around, looked at the "three people" who were willing to get to know him again, and asked unconfidently, "Which floor are we on now?"
"Don't you know the numbers?" Ding Sihan pointed at the display above the elevator, "Fourth floor."
Lin Li: "Which floor are we going to?"
Chen Yuying blinked: "Let's go out to eat, of course on the first floor."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows, and with innocent doubt, he pointed at Bai Bufan who had already walked away from the elevator: "What is Bufan doing now? Is he going home for dinner?"
Qu Wanqiu smiled: "Circumcision... He must have gone for surgery."
After all, Qu Wanqiu is still half human, and she still cannot say such words without scruples like "a dog".
Lin Li suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's how it is. I hope his surgery goes well."
Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, Chen Yuying: "Yes, blessings."
After finishing this conversation, the "three people in one" looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.
Bai Bufan overturned the table.
——He overturned himself. According to the theory of relativity, he overturned himself, but the table did not move. Using Bai Bufan as the coordinate, it means that the table was overturned.
Bai Bufan, win!
…
"Cowardly Lizard, are you back from cutting the bag?"
Looking at Bai Bufan who finally appeared at the door of the library, Lin Li said with a smile.
"Damn, I'm so tired from walking up the stairs. I should have waited for the next elevator." Bai Bufan ignored Lin Li's ridicule and just gasped.
"You can go downstairs like this, you have the physical fitness you need in your life, why don't you exercise?"
"What's the point of exercising? You'd better use your time playing on the computer."
Bai Bufan curled his lips when he heard this. Seeing that Lin Li still had contempt in his eyes, he explained for him:
"You know the famous sports brand NIKE, right? Then you should also know their most famous slogan JUST DO IT, right?"
"Even a leading sports brand like Nike is calling on us to work in the IT industry. Doesn't this prove that sports are hopeless? Why not play computer games to prepare for a career in IT?"
Lin Li gave a thumbs up upon hearing this.
Reasonable, approved.
"Have they left? Where's our car? Have we called it?" Seeing that Lin Li was convinced, Bai Bufan nodded with relief and then asked.
When there are five people, men and women will naturally take two separate cars.
The reason why the "three people" disappeared was because the three of them had already taken a taxi and left first.
"Look, we're just here." After looking at his phone first, Lin Li searched the door with his eyes. After finding the target, he walked over with Bai Bufan.
"Last number 9749."
Too lazy to fasten their seat belts, both of them chose to sit in the back seat.
"Okay." The driver nodded, and the vehicle started and set off.
"Lin Li, look, my new treasure blogger,"
Even though he has nothing to do, Bai Bufan still shares positive energy:
"This figure is simply the ceiling, but then again, even the best ceiling needs a suspended ceiling."
"I can only say that I envy the top brother on the list."
The driver glanced at the rearview mirror when he heard this.
I was struggling internally, hesitating whether or not to ask the two of them who this blogger was.
At this time, the in-car navigation gave a prompt sound.
"There's a plane a hundred meters ahead."
As soon as the navigation voice came out, Lin Li and Bai Bufan stopped talking and looked at the driver with a little shock.
"Wow, uncle, your navigation system is so awesome that it even connects to airline routes. Where's the plane? Where is it?"
The two passers-by were shocked and shameless, and tacitly looked up at the sky from the windows on both sides, trying to find any trace of the plane.
The driver smiled and punched the center console with his fist, allowing the stuck navigation system to continue speaking.
"——The train is here, please be careful."
The driver smiled and looked at the rearview mirror. Now the two men knew what was going on.
The three people's eyes met in the air.
then:
Lin Li's eyes widened. "Oh my god! Uncle, your train can even notify you when a train has arrived? It's not only connected to the airline, but also to the Ministry of Railways' Transportation Bureau!"
Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up: "Really! Awesome! Uncle, your identity and connections are not simple! They are very well hidden! But where is the high-speed train here? Can't you see it?"
Driver: “(；☉_☉)?”
“…”
“…”
"This is 'There's a non-motorized vehicle lane a hundred meters ahead, please be careful'! It's not about airplanes or trains! You two are playing dumb! Isn't this common sense? The pronunciation module is just stuck! How can I understand it like you do!"
The driver couldn't help but complain loudly.
However, when the driver noticed the two people's giggling expressions, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
These two people are pretending to be stupid on purpose.
Never mind. It doesn’t look like he’s pretending.
But then the driver's attention was instantly drawn to something else. He slowed down the car, looked to the side, and said with a click of his tongue:
"It looks like there was a car accident."
Upon hearing this, Lin Li and Bai Bufan immediately followed the driver's gaze.
Sure enough, on one side of the road at the intersection, two cars were parked there, with dents on the front of the cars to varying degrees, and a traffic police officer was standing nearby.
It shouldn't be serious and there are no casualties. It's just an ordinary bump. The people who are talking and arguing next to the traffic police are the car owners.
To be honest, if the girls hadn't been waiting for the two of them to eat, and if it were just Lin Li and Bai Bufan hanging out today, they would really have asked the driver to stop temporarily just to join in the fun and eat melons.
——The fare will be paid directly without causing any trouble to the driver.
But now there are people waiting there, so I can only say it’s a pity.
[The mecha driving accident is still fresh in our minds, and the alarm bells are ringing. Mechas should be damaged on the battlefield and should never be consumed in the safe zone!
Since we feel sad and regretful about this, we should contribute our own efforts to avoid this situation! 】
【Mission triggered! 】
Mission 3: Find 10 pilots who violated regulations in operating and using mechas, and immediately correct their mistakes (0/10)
[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; Random Talent; System Currency *50. ]
(End of this chapter)
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