Chapter 281 There is an idiot, I won't tell you who it
isLin Li pulled Bai Bufan's hand away, smiled and said:
"Okay, okay, the results are indeed not out yet. Maybe you can send me the specific report today. After I get it, I will send it to you on my phone or tell you in detail in the classroom."
Normally, it is normal to wait for three to five days or a week for the results of the physical examination.
But Lin Li is a distinguished VIP with an expensive package after all, so even Bai Bufan's ordinary package, which he also ordered, can also enjoy the expedited channel, so the speed will be much faster.
Bai Bufan sat back in his seat after hearing this: "Okay."
After breakfast, he went out to throw away the garbage.
When Bai Bufan came back, he first quietly rubbed a little oil on his hands on Lin Li's pants, then cleared his throat and said solemnly:
"Lin Li, I prepared a birthday present for you."
Lin Li turned his head after hearing this and saw that Bai Bufan's hand had reached for the drawer.
So Lin Li stood up, moved the chair to the top of his head, looked directly at Bai Bufan, and the whole person also showed his expectation and excitement for the gift.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Not a buddy.
"Lin Li, what are you...doing..."
The sun could pass through the window in the back row, but it couldn't pass through the chair above Lin Li's head. The shadow fell on Bai Bufan's face, making him a little scared.
"Nothing, just using the chair to exercise. Just do your thing and don't worry about me. Just take out the gift."
Aiming at Bai Bufan's head, Lin Li swung his arms a few times and began to do squats, smiling.
Bai Bufan: "..."
You'd better exercise.
Bai Bufan's hand suddenly seemed to be entangled in the drawer and couldn't be taken out.
"Lin Li, sit down first, sit down first." Bai Bufan thought about it and smiled flatteringly.
But Lin Li just kept smiling on his face: "No hurry, take the gift. By the way, Bufan, don't treat me as a good guy."
"Haha."
"Brother, I don't mean to play tricks on you. It's really a meaningful and useful gift for you. Brother, sit down, hurry up." Bai Bufan laughed awkwardly and gradually sweated.
Lin Li then sat down, leaning against the wall on the window side with his arms folded, staring at Bai Bufan to see what this kid was going to give him.
Finally, the gift was taken out. It was not big, a palm-sized box. The gift should be inside, and it could actually fit.
Bai Bufan would not propose to him at this special moment, would he? He still has four years to get married, and he was a little anxious.
Lin Li reached out to take it, opened it carefully with a wary eye for traps, and found that there was only a note in the box.
"Bai Bufan's gift", the note read.
Wow.
Lin Li stood up and moved the chair.
"Wait wait wait wait wait! You have seen the gift clearly, why are you still throwing it at me?! Isn't it very meaningful and useful to you?" Bai Bufan held his head in his hands, weak, pitiful and helpless.
"I took this paper to wipe my butt and it leaked a bit, and you tell me it's useful?" Lin Li sneered.
"Lin Li, you must have misunderstood me!" Bai Bufan figured it out and quickly explained:
"The meaning of this text is not just that this piece of paper is a gift from me to you, but at the same time, it can also be regarded as 'Bai Bufan's gift', which you will give to me on my birthday."
"In this way, you don't need to think about what gift to give me on my birthday, just give me this note in return, isn't it very meaningful and useful?"
Nowadays, so many people are calculating birthday gifts and money, which is very troublesome, and my gift can solve the problem once and for all!
Bai Bufan felt that he was simply a genius.
"Where is it meaningful and useful?" However, after hearing this, Lin Li just asked back with a surprised look on his face.
"Didn't I explain it to you?" Bai Bufan looked up in confusion.
"But you..." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan as if he was mentally retarded, "...Why do you assume that I will give you a gift on your birthday?"
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Eh?
"So you still owe me a gift. Let me knock once and it will be my birthday present. Thank you." Lin Li was ready to take action after he finished speaking.
"No! Lin Li! You were born! Have you forgotten the basic principle of reciprocity? Giving and receiving are the essence of friendship!! What do you mean you don't intend to give at all!"
Bai Bufan shouted with a smile.
"No no no no no——" Lin Li put down the chair, stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of him, with a confident smile on his lips:
"Bufan, what is reciprocity, what is coming and going?
Have you forgotten how you yelled? Your yell is "often coming and going"! So you should always go.
Then giving gifts is what you should do, and receiving gifts is what I should do.
To be honest, on your birthday, you should also give me a gift."
Lin Li said it very logically.
Bai Bufan: "?" "
Your mother.
It's a dirty curse.
"Then Lin Li, I'm a dog and I always "often go", okay, then what the hell is this creature that always "come come come"? "Bai Bufan's mouth twitched as he questioned in a cold voice.
Lin Li: "What a bore."
"Borrow...(；☉_☉)?"
Bai Bufan just repeated one word and looked at Lin Li stupidly as if he had lost the ability to speak.
After these three words came out, Bai Bufan felt that the wrinkles of his cerebral cortex were instantly smoothed and stretched, and he felt instantly relaxed, as if he was walking in the forest of Norway, and everything was relieved at once.
Bai Bufan rested one hand on the table and rubbed his dog head, his body began to tremble uncontrollably, and he laughed.
"Fuck you... I give up... Awesome, you are awesome, fuck!"
...
The first class on Monday was naturally a class meeting.
After Xue Jian came in, he routinely asked if anyone had handed in their mobile phones, but only a few people handed in their mobile phones this week.
Bai Bufan was not among them.
"The sports meet is over, and everyone should calm down."
"The midterm exam is coming soon. The schedule of the midterm exam has not changed. It is scheduled for next week on the school calendar, November 6, 7, and 8. It is not a few days away. The results of the midterm exam are definitely more important than the monthly exam, and everyone must take a more correct attitude towards it."
"In addition, after the results of this midterm exam are released, the class will choose a time to hold a parent meeting. If you do well in the exam, your parents and you will feel better at that time."
Xue Jian sat on the podium, slowly looking at his phone and talking about future arrangements.
[The road to the top is to advance and not retreat. You should take others as the foundation, not the background of others. After making a splash, you should make a splash again and announce to the world that you are not a fleeting meteor. ]
[Task triggered! ]
[Task 2: In the Nansang Sect's internal competition, get two names on the Sect's Genius List, and win the Sect's champion in any Taoist competition. 】
【Reward: Physical improvement: comprehension increased by 20%; spiritual consciousness increased by 100%; random magic weapon * 1. 】
Lin Li looked at the system without surprise. To put it bluntly, he was surprised that the system did not send a task at this time.
Two names on one list.
In other words, the task this time is to enter the top ten in the grade, and to get the first place in any subject in the grade?
In this way, you can be on the list once because you are in the top ten in the grade, and then be promoted to the star of progress again because you have improved by 40 places.
Normally, improving by 40 places is not enough to be a star of progress, but if Lin Li improves from 51st in the grade to the top ten in the grade, and before that he was 400th in the grade, then he is fully qualified to be promoted consecutively.
Chen Yuying was only sixth in the grade in the last exam. This task is a bit challenging and requires some effort.
But Lin Li feels that he has no problem.
In the past month, his comprehension and spirit have grown rapidly, and he has never slacked off.
Tomorrow's Lin Li will always be stronger than yesterday's Lin Li.
It's just the top ten in the grade. If it doesn't work, just call up the last exam list and kill the grade rankings 1-5 and 7-41, and you can complete this task.
As for the first place in a single subject, although Lin Li has never paid attention to it, as long as the test paper is not deliberately difficult, Lin Li thinks that biology, technology, and geography still have a good chance of getting full marks.
"Bai Bufan, you'd better be on the honor roll this time. I haven't forgotten the revenge of the motto." Thinking of this, Lin Li turned his head and looked at Bai Bufan, sneering.
"You won't be the only one to take the limelight. I have confidence!" Bai Bufan was not afraid.
He was also taken more seriously by Lin Li this semester.
What's more, his room for improvement is much larger than Lin Li's. This is a victory.
According to the recursive victory method, he is victorious in every battle.
...
"...Don't do good things because they are small, but more importantly, don't do evil things because they are small. I hope everyone will take it as a warning. If there are still people who do the same thing as classmate Wang, the school will punish them severely!" On the playground, Zhao Hai concluded in a stern voice.
【Task 5 has been completed.】
【You have received rewards: physical improvement: comprehension increased by 10%; breath concealment ability increased by 100%; system currency * 100】
Today's weather is fine, so there is a morning meeting.
And Zhao Hai did not break his promise. He reported and criticized Wang Yuhui at today's morning meeting, and even changed the theme of the weekly national speech to the theme of integrity and quality.
I don't know if the senior high school students have also reported it.
But anyway, the task was completed as expected.
As for the breath concealment ability BUFF, Lin Li didn't feel much after getting it. The sound of his breathing seemed to have become smaller?
Maybe it will be easier to sneak around in the future.
Lin Li looked at the system, and the historical system currency he had obtained has reached 2800.
【Random quality spirit stone...】
【...】
【Extended life pill: 100 system currency (limited to 1 on the day)】
【Unlock and refresh the product slot 6, you need to accumulate 3600 system currency. (2800/3600)】
【Longevity Pill: After taking it, it can extend the lifespan of mortals and cultivators by ten to thirty years, depending on the degree of absorption of the drug. The effect of the pill will be reduced to almost nothing after the second and subsequent use.】
The unlocking of the commodity column seems to be a step-by-step increase, and the next time it is estimated to be 4500 system currency.
As for the new unlocked products, they are both heaven-defying and not heaven-defying, useful and useless.
It is not surprising that such a pill appeared in the world of immortal cultivation, but in modern times, this pill has an undoubtedly heaven-defying effect. Although mortals can only increase their lifespan by ten years without the help of external forces, as long as it is made public and the world believes it, it will definitely be in short supply if it is sold for more than a billion.
The charm of "longevity".
The ways to make money recorded in the criminal law are not so fast.
But Lin Li couldn't do that, and he didn't change it.
—— Extending life is undoubtedly useful, but for Lin Li, who is young now and the people he cares about are basically not old, it is not particularly urgent.
I'll find a chance to make some Chinese medicine mooncakes for Sister Min, and then we'll change it when the time comes.
You can use it on the "Upgrade Talisman" the next time you refresh the game. Keep this elixir in the [Mall] in case you need it.
...
At noon.
As expected, there were a lot more people in the classroom at noon because Xue Jian notified the time of the midterm exam, and the bond between the three people was diluted.
But after all, he had an agreement with Lin Li, so Bai Bufan didn't come and didn't take Chen Yuying's seat.
Lin Li, who was dragged to the cafeteria by Bai Bufan at noon, quietly walked to his seat when he returned to the classroom and clapped his hands lightly beside Chen Yuying's ear.
The girl was startled, so Lin Li got a look of reproach.
It was great.
Long live the hidden breath!
After Lin Li sat in his seat, because the lunch break had not officially started, he directly shouted to Wang Yuezhi who was sitting in the front of the side classroom: "Wang Yuezhi!"
"What?" Wang Yuezhi frowned and turned back when he heard it. He was holding a teaching supplement book.
"Circus Art".
This weekend, he learned to turn the plate with chopsticks, but unfortunately he was not very skilled, so now he can only practice with plastic plates.
Passion is the best teacher.
You will become proficient.
There may be opportunities to perform on New Year's Day or other days in the future.
"Should we continue to have a little fun bet on my midterm exam results?" Lin Li spoke when Wang Yuezhi turned around.
Little Wang Yuezhi felt a slight pain, and he covered his crotch and looked at Lin Li warily: "... Tell me the content of the bet and what the stakes are, and I'll consider it."
"Just bet on whether I can surpass you in the midterm exam results." Lin Li said casually, "As for the bet, it's still "Dad" and three errands that are not too much."
"We may not be in the same class in the second year of high school. You won't still want me to accompany you to run 3,000 and 1,500 errands, right?" The vigilance in Wang Yuezhi's eyes did not dissipate at all, and he shook his head:
"Besides, I don't want to experience running 4,500 errands a day again, and I don't want to gamble."
"Then how about calling dad three times and just running one errand that is not too much?" Lin Li changed his words very easily.
After all, this is purely for fun, with no other purpose.
After thinking for a while, Wang Yuezhi nodded: "Okay."
This time is different from the last time. Last time, he couldn't do anything. After all, his grades did not affect the bet at all, and it all depended on Lin Li.
But this time, all his efforts will become obstacles for Lin Li. Even though Wang Yuezhi knew that Lin Li was studying very hard, he didn't think he would lose.
Even if he did better than him, if he lost, he would lose.
It's not the first time he called me daddy and ran errands.
This thing is like a widow losing her virginity. It feels uncomfortable once or twice, but it will be like that in the long run.
If you win, you will make a lot of money, and if you lose, it doesn't matter.
"OK! Then the monitor will be the witness again."
"Okay!"
Wang Yuezhi nodded heavily, and then put "Circus Art" from the desktop into the drawer.
It's time to change to the real teaching aids!
"Monitor, now according to tradition, it's our turn to bet." After the bet, Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying.
"Okay." Chen Yuying smiled and nodded, "Is the bet also yours?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, then I bet that your grades will surpass Wang Yuezhi." Chen Yuying said immediately.
Lin Li: "...Eh?"
"You mean, we both bet that my midterm score will be higher than Wang Yuezhi's?" Lin Li confirmed.
"Yeah."
"Then how do we bet?"
"You can change your bet to say that you don't think you can surpass him." Chen Yuying said with a deeper smile on her face, "I think you can surpass him, I don't want to tickle your feet for nothing."
Damn, when will the class monitor degenerate to be as easy to deceive as Ding Sihan.
Lin Li pinched his nose and began to think.
"What are you thinking about?"
"I'm thinking whether I can earn money by calling Wang Yuezhi dad three times in exchange for you agreeing to one of my requests."
Lin Li looked painful, it was really a difficult decision.
"Then think about it yourself." Chen Yuying lay on her hands stacked on the table, tilted her head and looked at Lin Li, "I can't do anything if you let me win."
"Class monitor, how about we change our bet." Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying.
"What?"
"Bet whether my midterm score can surpass yours."
"Beat me?" Chen Yuying raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, monitor. My ambition has expanded to the point where I want to surpass you." Lin Li nodded and said seriously.
Chen Yuying blinked and looked at Lin Li. After a few seconds, she frowned and said, "Lin Li, did you ignore the word 'pass' intentionally or accidentally?"
"Intentionally and accidentally." Being discovered, Lin Li could no longer be serious. He turned his eyes away guiltily and touched his neck.
"Being a pervert again! You guy!"
After picking up Lin Li's homework book and hitting Lin Li, Chen Yuying thought for a while and said, "If that's the case, okay, can the bet be the same as last time?"
"The difficulty is upgraded, and the bet is also upgraded. How about changing it to a medium request that can be a little bit excessive?" Lin Li said with a smile.
"How can there be such a thing as a medium request?" Chen Yuying laughed when she heard it, "Will it be a very excessive request next time?"
"We'll talk about the next time next time, so whether you accept it or not, monitor, you're not afraid, are you?"
"What a clumsy way of provoking, but I agree." Chen Yuying nodded.
It happened that the afternoon self-study began, so she pulled back the sleeves of her autumn school uniform, picked up a pen, and looked at Lin Li:
"Start studying, Lin Li.
I'll ask Sihan to help me think about how excessive this request should be. You're finished."
"It's hard to say who is finished." Lin Li did a chest expansion movement and began to organize the things he had to learn at noon.
If Lin Li was confident that he could enter the top ten, he was not particularly confident that he could surpass Chen Yuying.
Normally, Lin Li would not fight an unprepared battle.
But it was not normal now.
Lin Li turned his head to look at Chen Yuying, and Chen Yuying seemed to be looking at him at this time.
Their eyes crossed and were slightly burning. The next second, both of them looked at the exercises on their desks.
It was not just the actions that were tacitly in sync.
There was also the thought at this moment - "It doesn't matter if I lose to the other party."
...
"Class monitor, how do I do this question?" The lunch break was already in the second half, Lin Li stretched his waist, and then pointed to an extension question on the homework book and asked softly.
Chen Yuying tilted her head and pulled Lin Li's homework book towards her. Since she had already done the questions, she knew it at a glance. She
was about to explain for Lin Li, but the next second she swallowed her words and smiled a little. Chen Yuying said:
"Lin Li, we are now competitors. If I teach you again, wouldn't it be helping the enemy? So I suddenly remembered that I don't know this question either."
"Then you are too sudden, class monitor." Lin Li chuckled.
Then Lin Li sighed and pretended to stand up: "It seems that there is no way. I can only ask if there are any people in the class who can and are willing to teach me."
However, Chen Yuying did not let the homework book be taken away from her hands. She held it down and looked up at Lin Li:
"Forget it, since you are the birthday boy today, I will teach you."
"Okay!"
"But what if I don't know the questions tomorrow? I won't be the birthday boy tomorrow." Lin Li sat down again and said distressedly.
Chen Yuying thought about it, and seemed to be a little distressed. Finally, she shook her head: "I will find an excuse to help you solve the problem tomorrow. Don't ask me today. I can't think of it either." You are so
cute that you are breaking the rules, monitor.
Bufan, can you go back with your body and limbs in the future, but leave your butt in the classroom for your own emergency, damn it.
"That's too hard for you, monitor."
"You're welcome."
Soon, Chen Yuying taught Lin Li this question.
"Ali Gaduo Meiyingying Sang, wow, I got it." Colonel Lin Li nodded in thanks.
"It's good that you got it." Chen Yuying nodded, and then with a smile and teasing in her eyes: "Lin Li, if you don't know this kind of question, it may be a bit difficult to surpass me."
"But this question is difficult, isn't it normal?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows and refuted.
"No, it's very simple, because you are a fool and you think it's difficult."
"Monitor, please apologize to the hundreds of students who rank below you in the whole school. You are saying that they are all fools!" Lin Li was indignant.
"I just said you're an idiot."
"Damn it."
Lin Li lowered his head in frustration, while Chen Yuying looked back triumphantly.
Lin Li sighed and looked at the question that made him an idiot.
The next second, the corners of his mouth curled slightly.
But he knows how to do it.
It's not that Chen Yuying taught him just now.
Twenty seconds after Lin Li finished reading the question, the correct and smooth ideas had all come out.
Please, it's just the knowledge of the first year of high school, and now Lin Li's constantly improving understanding, perfect memory, unremitting classes, absolute concentration and seriousness, how can such a question stump him.
But the problem is that this question is already the most difficult extension question in today's homework.
Wouldn't it be stupid to ask other questions?
Thinking of this, Lin Li tilted his head to look at Chen Yuying, and the smile on his mouth became more and more intense.
Lin Li didn't know if Chen Yuying would think he was a fool if he asked other questions.
But Lin Li knew that if he knew everything and didn't ask questions, he would definitely be regarded as a fool.
Idiot, idiot.
Tsk, who is the idiot?
Noticing Lin Li's gaze, Chen Yuying turned her head, as if she understood Lin Li's thoughts, and tilted her head slightly: "Why, I call you an idiot, you don't accept it?"
"I accept it, I accept it, I am an idiot, I am an idiot." Lin Li smiled and raised his hands in surrender.
(End of this chapter)
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