Chapter 292: Your Majesty Zhou Baowei is the most beautiful woman in the world.
The time limit of the task is the same as the Mediterranean hairstyle. It is not short, but it is not long either.
Two months.
What is more embarrassing is that it is the same as the previous task of cleaning the chicken farm. The system will not remind you when you meet the task target around.
After all, if there is a target radar, it will be much easier.
Last time, I was able to complete it quickly with the help of my nobleman Song Luping.
Eh.
Thinking of this, Lin Li fell into thought.
Can I still use Brother Ping this time? Go on an autumn outing again?
- Knowledge point consolidation: Spring outing is outing, so autumn outing is anti-pornography.
Although Xiling's chicken farm suffered a devastating disaster in September, the chicken farm, like the male protagonist in the hot-blooded anime, will never really fall down. It can stand up again by shouting love and bondage.
As long as Niu Niu has not been eliminated, then Niu Niu will never disappear.
There will never be a day when it is truly defeated.
Song Luping has been out for a month now. Based on my understanding of him, as long as he has not been arrested again or left Xiling, he may have found a new map of the Xiling chicken farm.
Send him in for another fifteen days?
Lin Li took out his mobile phone and switched to his secondary account.
In the friend request list, there was a friend request from seven days ago that was "anti." - In the past month or so, he occasionally sent friend requests.
Because Lin Li's secondary account has not changed the nickname and avatar, Song Luping may still have hope that Lin Li did not reject it intentionally.
But he did not click to accept it for the time being.
Lin Li looked at the task.
In the preface of the task, it was mentioned that "the good deeds you can do are definitely not to eliminate the foundation of the Hehuan monster."
In theory, with this sentence, the autumn outing should not be included in the limited scope.
But after all, it was not clearly written in the task.
Lin Li thought about it and decided to let this idea be determined. He had not yet thought of a reason to contact Song Luping, so he could not rush.
If we still haven't found another way to complete the task after half a month, we'll give it a try.
The girls also came back, and the five of them took a taxi back to the library to continue studying.
...
Nansang Library actually disappointed Lin Li, the Light of the Stream Spirit.
For a whole day, not a single criminal involved in minor crimes such as murder, rape, arson, shooting, and drug trafficking showed up, let alone Lin Li's sanctions.
Even so, it still boasts that it is one of the top libraries in Pingjiang City?
It's really Puxin Library, my goodness.
Just like last time, everyone studied until after eight o'clock, when the library was about to close.
"The four of us will continue tomorrow?" Lin Li asked the "three people" opposite him as he stood up after listening to the closing music.
"Okay, but why four? Who's not coming?" Ding Sihan nodded, but seemed a little confused.
"Bufan, let alone come to study tomorrow, I'm afraid he won't even be able to stay awake," Lin Li raised his chin towards Bai Bufan.
Facing the gazes of the crowd, Bai Bufan nodded: "I have burned out, only snow-white ash is left. I can't continue to study. I need to go and relax."
Repressing the desire to use the Flame Fist on Bai Bufan, Lin Li elbowed him and asked casually:
"Bufan, are you going to play at my house later, or go to the Internet cafe to open a computer for you?"
"Internet cafe, I play games and it's very noisy, and your computer is in your room. I don't go to bed early, but you have to get up early tomorrow, so I won't torture you." Bai Bufan shook his head and said.
"But my house is quite big, you can have a look." Lin Li suddenly curved his tone.
This is a reward for a good dog.
"Then you can't go there anymore." Bai Bufan said horrified. Staying in the same house with Lin Li might ruin your chastity.
"Heh-Okay, seriously, come or not, I can sleep in the master bedroom. Compared to going to the Internet cafe, at least you can sleep in my bed when you are tired, and you don't have to wait for the school gate to open." Lin Li asked.
There is no turning back after staying up all night. There are a few points on the wall of Nansang that can be climbed, but the door downstairs of the dormitory will be locked, so if Bai Bufan goes to the Internet cafe, he will have to go back to the dormitory at least at five or six in the morning.
"Let's go to the Internet cafe. There is a sense of atmosphere. As for being sleepy, you look down on me a little." Bai Bufan is very confident.
"That's fine." Lin Li has no objection.
The five people went downstairs. As expected, Chen Zhongping was still waiting, staring at him, and took Chen Yuying away.
"See you tomorrow."
"Bye."
"Hey, aren't you two going to the Internet cafe? Why are you still going to school?"
After waving goodbye to Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan who were walking with her with some confusion.
"He has to put his schoolbag and other things back to school first. He can't go to the Internet cafe with a bunch of textbooks." Lin Li answered by looking at the front first, and then looked at Qu Wanqiu:
"Besides, no matter what, it's night now. It's not safe for a girl like you to walk back at night. What if you encounter murder, rape, arson, shooting, and drug trafficking?"
"How bad is my luck to meet these criminals in Xiling! I can't offend them at all if I have no grudges!"
"Maybe he is an indiscriminate killer."
Qu Wanqiu opened and closed her mouth, frowned, looked at Lin Li, and confirmed with some uncertainty: "Lin Li, why do you seem to be looking forward to it?"
"Haha, is it so obvious? Sorry." Lin Li apologized.
"You admitted it!? "Haha" What! Didn't I just give you black silk? Do you hate me so much!"
Qu Wanqiu walked behind Lin Li, raised her leg and kicked Lin Li's schoolbag, then scolded him with a smile.
Bai Bufan, who caught the key words, looked over with wide eyes, and looked at Lin Li's trouser legs, suspecting that there was still trousers hidden inside his trousers.
"I just care about you."
"How can you care about me like that? Besides, the library to the school is a big road, it's bright and shining, who dares to commit a crime." Qu Wanqiu said speechlessly.
"That's right."
Lin Li touched his chin after hearing this. Hey, he did have some ideas to complete Task 3.
Since the criminals don't come to find me, why don't I go find the criminals myself.
...
Nansang Middle School.
Downstairs of the boys' dormitory, Lin Li frowned and looked at Bai Bufan who ran out breathlessly, wondering:
"Why did you take so long to come down?"
"Wang Yuezhi did it." Bai Bufan sneered, his voice hateful.
"What does it have to do with him?" Lin Li was even more confused after hearing this.
"Huh - I just realized that I didn't bring my key," Bai Bufan explained through gritted teeth:
"Then I came downstairs to ask the dormitory aunt for it. After I got it, I went upstairs to open the door, then came downstairs again to return the key to the aunt. When I went upstairs again, hey! Guess what?
The door was closed!
When I was in the hot water, Wang Yuezhi, who had just finished getting hot water, came over, saw me and reminded me -
"Remember to close the door when you go out next time. I helped you close it this time, but you won't be so lucky next time."
Damn it, fuck! When I went to ask for the key for the second time just now, the aunt really looked at me with an idiot look in her eyes. Yes, yes, yes, the look you have now, you imitated it so well, Lin Li, you also looked at me just now... No, no! Lin Li, what the hell do you mean by that look!"
Bai Bufan was so anxious when he said the last sentence.
"Wang Yuezhi is also good to you. If someone dares to steal takeout in school, there will be someone who dares to steal things. Let's go, let's go. "Ignoring the barking of the dog behind him, Lin Li walked in front with a smile.
It seemed that Wang Yuezhi really wanted to win, and he even stayed after school.
It might be that he stayed after school often, but Lin Li never noticed it.
Soon, the two found an Internet cafe not far from the school, or a more advanced Internet cafe.
Unlike in the past when you had to go to a private room if you didn't want the smell of cigarettes, now the smell of cigarettes in the private rooms of Internet cafes is heavier.
After all, if someone smokes in the hall and no one cares, they will be reported by other guests and fined. In the private rooms, on the contrary, they can turn a blind eye.
Lin Li walked to the front desk: "Network administrator, I'm a new user, please help me top up 100."
"Okay, wait a moment." The network administrator took the ID card and started to operate.
"There is 220 Internet fees in it now." Soon, the ID card was returned to Lin Li, along with a piece of paper: "Then this is the password of your ID card, it is case sensitive. "
The other party actually noticed Bai Bufan, but he didn't care.
Just like a customer just now, he actually asked if he could smoke in the private room. After he said no, he asked again why he saw someone smoking in the private room.
And why, because the other party didn't ask.
"Buffett is also stupid. He has been struggling in the stock market for decades, and the average annualized return is only 20. If this old guy put all his assets into the Internet cafe, wouldn't the rate of return be directly 120%? "Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked into the Internet cafe and asked in confusion.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"You will make money. If you manage a fund in the future, tell me. I will sell my house and follow you."
"Has the landlord agreed?"
"Introduce your record, and he will agree."
"Okay," Lin Li nodded with a smile, and then stopped: "Do you want a hall or a private room."
After the ID card is activated in this Internet cafe, you can choose the machine yourself.
"Why does one person want a private room? Isn't it a waste of money? The hall is enough. Give me a six-yuan machine. The configuration is enough. "Bai Bufan glanced at the price list and area map on the wall and said to Lin Li.
"Don't save money for me. Just give you a 15-yuan machine. This way, as long as you take into account the discount for overnight stay, the 220 yuan in the card will be enough for you to play until tomorrow morning. The extra money is just right for you to buy midnight snacks and breakfast."
Lin Li waved his hand without questioning what he said. The box smelled of cigarettes, so he chose a corner seat in the high-configuration area of the hall.
While waiting for the machine to start, he motioned Bai Bufan to sit next to him.
Looking at the wealthy Lin Li, Bai Bufan was not polite, but just sighed with envy:
"It's great to have money. Your wallet is as full as Baowei's, while my wallet is as empty as Eri's. Life is so fleeting, so fleeting."
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan, and put his hand on his shoulder seriously: "Bufan, the light of my semi-trailer is broken. Can you help me stand in front and check it when you are free later?"
"Wrong, wrong." Bai Bufan laughed.
Lin Li was typing in the password to turn on the computer. Bai Bufan had nothing to do, so he reached out and touched the keyboard of the unpowered machine in front of him. He said with a wicked look on his face:
"Ah~ I touched the gap of JK~ It's worthy of being an Internet cafe~ It's really cool~"
- Bai Bufan's fingers slid up and down between the "J" and "K" of the mechanical keyboard, using his middle finger and ring finger.
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan as if he was looking at an idiot, and sighed deeply.
"Bufan, touch down, there is also the gap of nm."
"...Forget about this, it's not polite." Bai Bufan knew this and responded with a smile.
"Then touch the upper left, there is also the gap of 8u."
"Huh?" Bai Bufan was stunned, looked down, and there really was.
"If you touch the upper right, there is also the gap of OP."
Bai Bufan: "..."
"JK is besieged by 8U and OP from both sides, then this life is over." Bai Bufan smiled.
The computer had been successfully turned on, and Lin Li stood up and gave up his seat:
"I'll leave the ID card here first, in case the computer has problems and you can't change the computer. Remember to return it to me tomorrow."
"That's so warm, brother, OK, don't worry, the ID card is there as long as the person is alive, and the ID card is gone after the person dies."
Bai Bufan was very moved, put Lin Li's ID card in his pocket, and nodded heavily.
The ID card is actually a very magical thing. Although it is very important, sometimes it has been lost for half a year, and perhaps the owner has not realized it yet.
"Okay, take a look, is there anything else you need me to do, if not, I will go home first." "
Okay, Lin Li, will you play games when you get home later?"
Bai Bufan has already started to adjust the sensitivity of the peripherals, and asked casually while looking at the screen.
"Me? I shouldn't play, I will devote my limited time to an unlimited career." Lin Li shook his head and said.
Lin Li did have his own arrangements.
"Alas, I knew that you, a waste, are unreliable. Then I'll ask them." Bai Bufan took out his mobile phone and sent a message in the black group.
As a dog manager, he went up and @ed all the members.
It was very impressive, and group member Lin Li replied "no fight" in seconds.
Only Lin Li replied.
"What are you doing?" Bai Bufan was also impatient, and he switched to WeChat and called directly, "Baowei! Play games."
"No, it's my girlfriend's birthday today, I'm busy celebrating for her." Zhou Baowei's fat-pressed voice came from the other end of the phone.
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "?"
Lin Li, who had already been carrying his schoolbag and ready to leave when he saw that Bai Bufan was fine, was controlled by Zhou Baowei's words.
"Where the hell did you get a girlfriend?" When he returned to Bai Bufan, the two asked in unison.
"Lin Li? Why are you here too? Bufan, didn't you go back to school?" After hearing Lin Li's voice, Zhou Baowei asked in confusion.
"It's not important, explain first where the hell did you get a girlfriend? How the hell did you get a girlfriend! When did it happen?" Lin Li's voice was full of lions.
"I met her on Taobao last year." Zhou Baowei replied.
Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Is her last name Chun?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes.
"Yeah."
"Fuck you! A masturbation cup is just a masturbation cup, where is the birthday?" The two of them first breathed a sigh of relief, then laughed and scolded.
"Isn't there a production date on it?"
Zhou Baowei's voice came immediately, calm but firm.
For a moment, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's brains crashed.
Then, the two felt the folds of the cerebral cortex being instantly smoothed and stretched, and there was a moment of relaxation, as if walking in the forest of Norway, and everything was relieved at once.
"Psycho, Zhou Baowei."
"Fuck you."
But he couldn't scold her, this was a real birthday.
"So you really don't want to fight? Or what?" After Bai Bufan finished laughing, he returned to the topic.
"I'm waiting for a midnight snack. I'm starving. Let's fight after twelve o'clock. Can you still fight by then? The background is so noisy, Internet cafe?" Zhou Baowei asked.
"Okay, I'll stay up all night tonight." Bai Bufan nodded.
"Baowei, give your mother a midnight snack. It's only nine o'clock now. Do you have another midnight snack at twelve o'clock? Do you have another midnight snack after three or four o'clock?
Don't eat anymore. If you keep eating, what will you do if you can't see the chicken when you look down?"
Lin Li smiled and attacked Zhou Baowei habitually.
As the saying goes, for girls, if you can't see the tips of their toes when you look down, you are the most beautiful in the world.
But Sichuan said it better, for boys, if you can't see the tip of their penis when you bury your head, you are the most beautiful in Chengdu! (If you can't see the tip of your penis when you look down, you are the most beautiful in Chengdu).
There was silence on the other end of the phone.
"..."
"…"
"God damn, you can't see the chicken when you look down!"
"Lin Li! Are you a human being when you say that? It's too scary. I was so scared that I just stood up and took a special look. Fortunately, I can still see it."
After a while of rustling, Zhou Baowei breathed a sigh of relief and an angry voice came from the other end of the phone.
"You really looked at it——"
Lin Li and Bai Bufan laughed like crazy.
Lin Li then asked with a smile:
"No, Baowei, you are still talking about your girlfriend like this, do you know that if you eat more, you will really have a girlfriend in the future, and you lie on her and let her get up and move by herself, what will she say to you?"
"I don't want to hear it! Shut up! Bufan, tear his mouth apart for me!" Zhou Baowei roared.
But it was too late——
"Your girlfriend looked at you and said with an embarrassed face, "Brother Baowei, I can't sit down." "
When Juesha said this, both ends of the phone could be heard breathing unclearly from the nose - Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei understood and laughed.
"Damn it, if I had known that Lin Li was on the other end of the phone, I would not have answered the call. This bastard has a really poisonous mouth. I'm hanging up, Bufan, I'll find you later when I'm ready."
Zhou Baowei cursed with a smile, and then hung up the WeChat call.
He went to take a shower to cool down.
Then Bai Bufan made a few more calls, but either they were already playing and had to finish it first, or they had something to do and couldn't come now, so they had to wait.
"Forget it, forget it, I'll play some single-player games first. Since "Astro Robot" can't be played, then "Sekiro". I haven't finished it yet, so I might as well finish it today."
Bai Bufan didn't care. He opened steam and looked at the many exclusive games in the list because he was in an Internet cafe, and said.
"Where did you play?" Lin Li asked curiously.
"I stopped playing Sekiro after one of my hands was chopped off. "Bai Bufan said while waiting for the page to load.
Lin Li: "..."
"So you haven't even finished the prologue yet, you're playing a big game." Lin Li cursed with a smile, "Bufan, do you watch One Piece?"
"Yes."
"Are you going to stop watching it after seeing Roger die?"
"Yeah, isn't Roger the Pirate King? The protagonist is dead, I feel so sad, I can't watch it anymore." Bai Bufan nodded with a smile.
"Makes sense."
Lin Li shook his head with a smile, and then when he saw the game start, he curiously sat down and watched Bai Bufan play for a while.
When he saw the red word "death" appearing more and more frequently on the screen, and Bufan's face turned red along with the screen, Lin Li stood up and decided to leave with satisfaction.
"No wonder netizens say that among soul games, Sekiro is not as good as Shadows Die Twice. There must be a reason. It's set to a high difficulty level, but I will pass it today."
Bai Bufan, who clicked on Bilibili and started searching for wheelchair tutorials, cursed.
[It’s the last day of the month, and the monthly pass is about to expire. ]
(End of this chapter)
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