Chapter 491 My family has a child, his name is Xiaochuan
"Ha, ha, Lin Li, now that you put it that way... it does make some sense..." Du Zhuo agreed with difficulty, "Good evening, long live the night."
"Yeah."
"Yes, yes." Du Zhuo smiled cooperatively, then finally returned to his loyal driving seat and quickly changed the subject: "Then let's go have a midnight snack first!"
"OK!"
After driving for more than ten minutes, the car arrived at the destination.
Sun Ge BBQ Restaurant.
The store is not very big, but it is already half past midnight and there are people sitting inside and outside the store. It can be seen that the food is really good.
"Brother Sun!" When Du Zhuo parked the car and took Lin Li into the barbecue restaurant, he greeted the owner who was barbecuing.
Brother Sun is a bald middle-aged man in his forties or fifties. He is now barbecuing in just a short-sleeved shirt and an apron.
Hearing this, he raised his head, saw Du Zhuo, and nodded with a smile: "Old Du, come for a midnight snack?"
"yes."
Because Lin Li said in the car that he had no dietary restrictions, Du Zhuo took the initiative and ordered a bunch of dishes. After taking Lin Li to find a seat in the restaurant, he enthusiastically introduced the dishes:
"Lin Li, you can add Brother Sun on WeChat later. He's very reliable. Not only is he a great barbecuer, but he also has a wide network of contacts. He can help with a lot of things, like phone recycling, renting a house, studying abroad, and even private investigations. He can help with job introductions and blind dates. He can help with anything. You might be able to use him later if you add him."
"Is it true? It's so powerful?" Lin Li asked in surprise.
"Really?" a man at a nearby table turned around and gave a thumbs-up.
"Kid, let me tell you this. Last time I beat someone into a vegetable state, Brother Sun helped me apply for a municipal greening subsidy."
Lin Li: “?”
As soon as this man opened his mouth, the store instantly became lively, and it seemed that all the people were people who had been helped by Brother Sun.
"Yes, yes. The house I bought in New York had poor lighting because it was blocked by two buildings. Brother Sun asked some Arab brothers to help me fix it easily!"
"Indeed, I wanted to study at an art academy in Germany. Brother Sun made a poor guy fail the entrance exam and got me in!"
"I buried two children in the garden before. I was originally sentenced to death. Brother Sun helped me in court to argue that it was an adult ginseng. In the end, he deducted 5 King of Glory points from me."
"You two are nothing compared to me. I previously illegally imprisoned over sixty people, and Brother Sun helped me get my breeding license approved. Now that shows off your strength!"
"It's the same for me. Last year, I hit an entire family with my car, leaving only an old man. I gave Brother Sun two packets of Huazi, and he directly helped the old man get orphan subsidies, and filed hit-and-run claims for the others. Everyone was happy."
"Let me put it this way. With just one word from Brother Sun, my 72-year-old mother finally agreed to turn on the air conditioner in the winter and was willing to throw away slightly rotten fruit."
"Wow, that Sun brother is even stronger!!"
"You are all bullies. Last time, I was bullied by a bald guy. I asked Brother Sun for help, but he chased him off to the island!"
"My sow hadn't given birth to piglets before, and my family was so anxious that we were scratching our heads. Then I happened to hear about Brother Sun's name from a friend. Brother Sun came to my pigpen that night and stayed for two nights. Not long after, my sow gave birth to more than 20 piglets. Thank you so much, Brother Sun!!!"
“…”
Lin Li: “(；゜○゜)?”
Where are you from? Why are you back in Class 4, Grade 1?
But no matter what, listening to the heated conversation in front of him, the image of the bald middle-aged man in front of the barbecue stall instantly became majestic in Lin Li's mind.
This Brother Sun’s strength is so terrifying!
Lin Li began to doubt whether his name was Xiaochuan.
Aladdin's Magic Lamp: Three Wishes.
Brother Sun: Go ahead.
Wow, the imagery is so strong.
"Brother Du, please be sure to forward the Emperor's WeChat to me. I will bathe and fast for three days, then sincerely apply to be his friend."
Lin Li looked at Du Zhuo who was grinning foolishly beside him and said sincerely.
Du Zhuo: “?”
Who is the Emperor?
"Ignore these people who are just looking for trouble."
Brother Sun wiped the sweat from his forehead. He didn't know if it was from the heat from the barbecue or because he was scared by these old customers. He complained to Lin Li helplessly:
"They're talking nonsense here.
They all have such bad tempers. I just know a lot more people.
I'm sure it's difficult for me to be of decisive help in big matters, but I can certainly help with small matters. Young man, if you have any problems and don't know what to do, you can come to me. If the matter is not troublesome, I won't charge any fees. Just consider it a good relationship and a way to accumulate merit."
"My customers are usually this group of people. My merits are like singing 'If you feel happy, clap your hands! Clap! Clap!' to an armless person all the time. They're being consumed faster than anyone else's. Ugh, it's so annoying."
Lin Li: "Oo?"
I always feel that Brother Emperor, your merits are deducted quickly, and it’s not just because “your customers on weekdays are all this group of people”.
However, after the commotion just now, Lin Li no longer felt any distance from the many unfamiliar young and middle-aged people in the store. In addition, most of them knew Du Zhuo, so they started to talk to him familiarly.
Compared with the relatively honest Du Zhuo, this group of people seems more interesting and enthusiastic.
The same is true for the contrast between Lin Li and Du Zhuo in their eyes.
So when they learned that Du Zhuo would be driving and couldn't drink, everyone set their sights on Lin Li.
"Come on, Lin Li, have a drink, have a drink."
"Uncle, are you drunk?" Facing the enthusiasm of other old customers in the store, Lin Li looked embarrassed.
"Drunk? How could I be drunk? I was drinking Brother Sun's homemade wine, which was sweet and not too strong."
"Uncle, I really can't drink it. The alcohol you drink may not be strong enough, but the alcohol content you give me now is too high. It exceeds my acceptable limit. Twenty or thirty degrees less would be fine." Lin Li was still in a dilemma.
"How is it high? This stuff is actually the same as water. You are an adult, you should drink something with a higher alcohol content." The other party emphasized enthusiastically but persistently.
Lin Li took a deep breath and said, "I admit, this thing is like water..."
"but--"
"100 degrees is too hot!!!" Lin Li complained loudly with an expressionless face.
"Please, uncle, let it cool down a bit! I'll definitely drink it when it's 20 or 30 degrees cooler! I'll definitely drink it!"
Damn, the water of life is only 96 degrees, and this uncle comes up and tells himself to drink water at 100 degrees.
Who sent this bar and persuaded people to drink while the wine was still steaming hot! And he said he was not drunk!
other side:"?"
"Where is it hot? Let me show you!"
“Ah ...
"Look, Lin Li, it's not hot!"
Lin Li☉_☉: "Are you still looking at me? No matter how I look at you, you look like you've been burned silly, uncle!!"
But I have to say...
Entering Sun Ge BBQ feels like going home. It feels much better than home! Everyone there is talented and speaks well. Lin Li likes it very much!
The BBQ tastes good too.
After eating and drinking for about an hour, and feeling satisfied, Lin Li reluctantly said goodbye to everyone and went home.
…
The day is fleeting.
Saturday night, 8:20.
Although it was not dinner time anymore, Lin Li, who had just finished a date with Chen Yuying and had dinner in the evening, was still sitting in a cafe near the floor-to-ceiling window, playing with his mobile phone to kill time.
Occasionally, I would glance at the shops opposite and the ends of the roads on both sides.
The three targets he was waiting for had not yet appeared, so Lin Li turned his attention back to his phone and continued chatting.
After sharing the fun of today's date in "Three People and One Dog" and disgusting "Two People and One Dog", Lin Li turned his attention back to the black group.
Yang Bangjie: "Sex Picture"
"Bai Bufan: Damn it, I feel so wronged TAT!"
"Bai Bufan: I was just walking downstairs in the community and got scolded for not leashing my dog. But the dog isn't mine. I was just walking side by side with a dog I didn't know, TAT!"
"Bai Bufan: I'm really wronged!!!"
"Qin Zeyu: Maybe your neighbor isn't talking about you, but your parents."
"Bai Bufan: My parents aren't with me☉_☉."
"Qin Zeyu: I know OvO."
"Bai Bufan: You fucking ☉_☉."
Yang Bangjie: "Sex Picture"
"Zhou Baowei: Bufan, although we all know you understand human nature, your neighbors may not be aware of it. You should be more cautious next time you go out."
"Bai Bufan: I'm going to die. I posted this in the group to seek comfort, but all I got was ridicule and sarcasm. I'm going to jump off the building."
"Lin Li: Go ahead."
"Bai Bufan: Won't you stop me? I'm about to jump off the building."
"Lin Li: You're such a jerk! With your personality, you're probably going to pretend to jump off the building, and then when more people are watching, you'll take off your pants and pee down there. And we're trying to stop you? It's better to stay away from you!"
"Bai Bufan: Holy shit, this can be discovered, alright. Oh, by the way, those with gigantic fears, remember to stay away from it."
"Wang Ze: @Lin Li, still staying away? Pretending to be reserved online is fine, but who could resist opening their mouths if they really met in real life?"
"Wang Ze: I can't wait to follow the gentle rain all the way up!"
"Zhou Baowei: If I have diabetes, I can talk too."
"Bai Bufan: I'm sorry, I know I was wrong, I won't disgust anyone again, please don't scare me, I'm scared."
Yang Bangjie: "Sex Picture"
Chen Tianming: Voice 27s "What kind of group is this? You're causing so much harm to people. This group of you is really going too far. Why are you setting up this group? My son's grades in every subject are just above average, and he's in the first year of high school. What are you going to do with my son? He's not even ready for college yet."
"Chen Tianming: Why is there never a single human in these chat logs? I give up."
Lin Li stopped chatting in the group because he noticed from the corner of his eye that the people he was waiting for had arrived, and there were two of them at once.
First, a car stopped in front of the store. Yang Liang got out of the car first, checked his phone, looked around and locked onto Lin Li who was waving at him, then walked into the store.
"Is your Uncle Yan not here yet?" Yang Liang asked in confusion as he walked in and before sitting down.
"Also...coming, right after you, Uncle Yang."
Lin Li was about to nod when he noticed something out of the corner of his eye, so he changed his words and raised his chin towards the window.
Upon hearing this, Yang Liang followed Lin Li's gaze and looked outside. Indeed, almost at the same time, he saw another private car parked in front of the store.
The one who came down was naturally Yan Aosong.
"Huh——" Yan Aosong walked in and sat down naturally.
Looking at the bottle of boiled water on the table, he asked the waiter for a cup, filled it up, took a sip, and breathed a sigh of relief.
He looks very tired.
"Aosong, didn't you have any plans for the evening? You left earlier than me, so why are you here later than me?"
Yang Liang, who thought he should be the last to arrive, asked with some confusion when he saw this.
"Don't mention it," Yan Aosong waved his hand, his tone slightly dejected. "I ran into a dispute on the way and dealt with a psychopath who refused to spit anywhere, so I came later than expected."
Lin Li's curiosity was piqued by this, and he asked hesitantly and uncertainly, "Uncle? Did you say it wrong, or did I hear it wrong? Dealing with someone who... "doesn't spit"...?"
"I said it right and you heard it right. I just scolded a guy who insisted on not spitting. If his family hadn't come to pick him up, he would probably have been locked up for a few days."
The corners of Yan Aosong's mouth twitched slightly, his face full of disgust.
Lin Li was even more confused: "Isn't it a good virtue not to spit anywhere?"
Yan Aosong had a deadpan expression on his face: "He also used this to argue with us, but this shouldn't be a reason for him to keep spitting on others."
Lin Li: “(゜▽゜)!”
Oh my god, so this is what it means to not spit anywhere.
That's very qualified.
"You even spat on me," Yan Aosong added even more angrily when he noticed Lin Li and Yang Liang starting to move aside before he finished speaking. "What are you doing? I was wearing a uniform when I vomited. Shouldn't I wear casual clothes tonight? I've already gone home to change!"
Lin Li and Yang Liang: "Even if I vomit on you, we won't despise you."
"hehe."
"Anyway, it's bad luck to meet such a crazy lunatic." Yan Aosong waved his hands, as if he didn't want to mention it at all.
"Who says it's not?" Seeing Yan Aosong's attitude, Yang Liang also sighed:
"This chicken farm has also started a new look in the new year. One by one, there is a trend of resurgence. I was just busy with this. I just caught a batch and ended up encountering a psychopath."
"My colleagues and I rushed in and told them to get dressed and squat on the ground, as per procedure. However, the client and the technician insisted on saying they were not having sex."
"Then I asked what the two of them were doing, and the man said he was playing dice with the technician to make the foot washing more fun, that's all."
“This made me laugh out loud.
I asked them if they needed to be naked to play this kind of game? They didn't even have any dice, so they argued it was a dice game. But then, the result was—
Fuck!!! After hearing what I said, the man suddenly pressed his hands on the woman’s breasts and yelled “Big! Big! Big!” three times in a row.
The woman was also sick. She pushed the man's hand away and shouted, "Open! Two o'clock! Small!"
"He really showed me how to do it!"
Yang Liang's expression looked particularly ferocious at this moment.
Lin Li: “()!”
Is it possible to bet on size this way?
The human body is amazing, isn’t it!
Yan Aosong, who was standing next to him, was not as excited as Lin Li after listening to Yang Liang's narration. Instead, he looked at Yang Liang deeply, perhaps with some emotion in his heart.
Lin Li suddenly frowned, and after thinking for a moment, he couldn't help but ask:
"Uncle Yang, Uncle Yan, speaking of which, is Zhou Yu's attack on Huang Gai considered the earliest crackdown on whip-cleansers?"
Yang Liang and Yan Aosong: "..."
The two looked up and looked at each other.
Yan Aosong drank the water silently, while Yang Liang turned his head to look out the window:
"Sometimes I really wonder if Han Xin trapped Xiang Yu in Xiling. Otherwise, I really can't explain why Xiling is filled with the sound of Chu."
Yan Aosong nodded calmly.
Yang Liang also nodded calmly.
Lin Li also nodded calmly.
But the originally peaceful scene ended with Lin Li nodding. Yan Aosong and Yang Liang slowly moved their heads, locked their gazes on him, and looked unfriendly.
Then, he stopped talking.
stare--
Lin Li: “…”
(End of this chapter)
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