Chapter 313 something for nothing, 100% integration!
On the return trip to BYD.
Because they had been eating all afternoon, and until now Lin Li still had a bag of unfinished snacks and cold dishes in his hands, so although it was already past six o'clock, the three of them were not too hungry.
Therefore, the three of them did not have dinner nearby. In addition, they were not very familiar with Jinshui Town, and there was really nothing to do, so they chose to return to Xiling first.
"Master, is it so stable?"
In the car, Lin Li, who was fidgeting, hesitated for a while and spoke to the driver in the front seat.
"Are you in a hurry?"
The driver looked at Lin Li in the rearview mirror and then asked.
Feeling that the two girls around him who were originally looking down at photos looked up at him with concern and surprise, Lin Li could not lie with his eyes open, so he had to laugh awkwardly and shook his head:
"Not really, the online ride-hailing cars I took before were as fast as possible, and suddenly it was so stable, I was a little uncomfortable for a while."
"Of course I'm different from them!" The driver immediately felt proud and proud after hearing this: "Did you see my rating when you took a taxi just now? Five points! If you click on it, you can see that it is all five points. There is not a single bad review, not even one!
This is my reputation. The platform has used me as a learning example twice.
Other drivers just want to drive faster and make more money, but I am different. If the passengers are in a hurry and want to go fast, then I will naturally go at full speed, but if they are not in a hurry, then I will make the passengers comfortable.
Young man, I don’t know if you have noticed that every time I turn a corner, I will slow down slowly for a long time in advance?
What I strive for is that when you turn a corner, each of you can still sit steadily, not to mention playing with your mobile phone in the car, even drinking water and eating will not affect it at all. Passengers who get carsick will not get too sick or even not get sick at all.
Two girls, what do you think of this speed? Is it okay?"
After the driver finished speaking, he looked at Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan expectantly.
"Very good, I can Photoshop it without any worries, thank you driver, I will definitely give you a good review later."
Ding Sihan, who thought Lin Li was just looking for something to talk about, nodded immediately after hearing this.
Chen Yuying blinked, turned her head to look at Lin Li beside her, and then nodded to the driver with a smile.
The joys and sorrows of people and anthropomorphic people are not the same.
Lin Li gritted his teeth and smiled.
You still ask me if I found it?
Of course I found it (╬~皿~).
Shit, I even asked you specifically because I found this (╬~皿~), Baga!
Who told you to slow down at the corner, Zhongdeng, huh? Answer me!
Have you ever thought that there may be some passengers in this world who just like to ride in the kind of car that throws people around in the car?
Oh my god, why is this driver so bad. He
doesn't think about drifting at the corner, but only thinks about slowing down. Lin Li doesn't even know how he played QQ Speed when he was a child? How can he bear it?
I seriously suspect that when the driver played QQ Speed, there must be no female character willing to marry him.
Lin Li was getting angrier and angrier as he thought about it.
Damn it, this car can't even jump when I open the app and the shake ad pops up, how can it be so stable?
You think it's stable, but who will make up for the stickers between me and Yingbao? Zhan Yapeng? What the hell is he going to do?
And "all five points! No negative reviews"?
Zhongdeng, just be glad that you didn't order this car with your phone, otherwise you'll see negative reviews pop up in a few days and lose your money.
And you, Ding Sihan, are you still agreeing with this? I really need to expel you from the group!
What, Yingbao, you nodded too? I need to expel Ding Sihan from the group!
Of course, even though Lin Li's heart was already roaring and cursing the whole world, he still had to smile and give two thumbs up:
"That's awesome, uncle! Didi is so lucky to have a driver like you!"
"Didi should thank the salesperson of this car. When I went to the offline store, the money had not been paid yet, but the salesperson had already pulled me into five Didi groups and said he would take my car after work and let me take my first order.
Without him, I would not have been able to enter this industry so quickly."
The driver waved his hand modestly.
The BYD in the ditch decided that he would not be an astronaut eating jelly in the future. He would be a transportation manager and check every BYD he saw, especially those parked on the roadside with their hazard lights on!
I will completely destroy this brand!
But Lin Li finally accepted his fate, leaned back in his chair, tilted his head, and looked at what the two were doing.
They were all screening the large number of photos taken in the afternoon.
"Ding Ding, you always edit your photos so carefully, and you also want the environment to be perfect, but the circle of friends can only be seen for three days. What's the point?" Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan and asked with some confusion.
"Stupid, I can't guarantee that I can edit them the same every time. What if people find out after comparing? It must be visible for three days." Ding Sihan scolded without even raising his head.
Lin Li: "...I'm sorry."
It immediately made sense.
"So, when we get back later, should we just go our separate ways, or what?" After a moment of silence, the idle Lin Li spoke again.
Because it was uncertain how long to play in the pet park, there was no arrangement for the three of them, and what to do next was completely undecided.
"It's not even seven o'clock when we get to Xiling. Wouldn't it be too early to just go our separate ways? Do you two have anything to do tonight?" Ding Sihan asked, putting down his phone and folding his arms.
Lin Li and Chen Yuying shook their heads naturally.
"Then let me think..."
"Why don't we just go to the theater near my house and watch a movie? I haven't watched it for a long time. We'll be hungry after watching it. We can have dinner and a midnight snack. It's not too late to go home before 10 o'clock. It's just right."
Ding Sihan thought for a while and quickly came up with a plan.
In a small town in a county, if you don't go far, there are only a few entertainment methods, nothing fancy.
"Okay."
"I have no objection."
Seeing that the two agreed, Ding Sihan temporarily stopped his photo editing business, clicked on Tao Piao Piao, and started watching recent theater movies.
The quality of theater movies in recent years has been getting worse and worse. There are very few movies that are worth looking forward to and can't wait to watch as soon as they are released.
Domestically, it can only be said to be stable, and there are still some movies that are eye-catching, but abroad... ZZ is extremely evil.
Black Snow Princess and Clown Mermaid are all examples.
It can only be said that the only IP in Disney's hands that can avoid this kind of blackening is "Mulan". After all, Mulan needs to join the army for her father-the premise is that there is a father.
After watching for a while, Ding Sihan took the phone to Chen Yuying who was sitting in the middle, so that Lin Li and Chen Yuying could see the content clearly, and said:
"I think these few movies should be worth watching. I am more interested in this suspense film. What do you think?"
Of course, there are romance movies in the theater, but Ding Sihan knows that Lin Li will fall asleep after watching this stuff, so forget it.
"I can watch this one too." Chen Yuying nodded.
"Then I will watch this action movie." Lin Li pointed to another movie on his phone, and then looked at the two women: "When the movie is over, let's meet at the entrance of the theater."
"..."
"..."
BYD was quiet for a while. Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying, and even the driver in the front row were staring at Lin Li through the rearview mirror.
The three people had different looks in their eyes.
——The driver was shocked and looked at the idiot.
——Ding Sihan was speechless and looked at the idiot.
——Chen Yuying was cute and looked at the idiot.
"Oh my god! Uncle! Look at the road! Look at the road! Stop looking at me. You don't want to get into a car accident and then I give you a bad review, do you?!" Lin Li said anxiously. It's fine
if the two of them look at him like that, but Zhongdeng, look at the road!!
"Oh, sorry, sorry." The driver apologized repeatedly and looked forward, but he would still glance at Lin Li from time to time with a complicated look.
"Okay, stop looking at me like that. I'm just kidding. Just watch the movie you chose."
Seeing that Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying were still staring at him with the same eyes, Lin Li smiled and waved his hand.
Sure enough, if you want to learn from Hachiman Hikigaya to be a Sigma man, you still have to pay a price.
Ding Sihan's house is next to the county library. The geographical location is very good, and all kinds of supporting facilities are very complete. The comprehensive shopping center with a movie theater is naturally not far away.
However, the fewer steps you can walk, the better. Ding Sihan still changed the destination on Didi and asked the car to take him directly to the shopping center.
Arrived.
The journey was very smooth. Experienced drivers are always steady. When getting off the car, Lin Li gritted his teeth and said thank you to the driver.
"Go buy a cup of milk tea." The movie tickets had been bought on the bus. After checking the opening time, there was still some left, Ding Sihan said.
"Okay."
"Hello, what would you like to order? There is a promotion recently. The second cup of all items ordered through the mini program is half price."
After seeing the three people approaching, the cashier immediately introduced with a standardized smile.
"Then give me the second cup of three cups." Lin Li said happily.
Cashier: "(；☉_☉)?"
"But, it may not work."
The cashier looked at Lin Li, who had an innocent but handsome smile, and suddenly understood a truth.
People, just second-hand.
Handsome people, are just handsome second-hand.
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "..."
How come I was just thinking about what to drink, but I didn't keep an eye on this guy, and he went crazy again.
"Lin Li, what do you want to drink?" Chen Yuying sighed, but she was used to it. She just asked.
"I don't want to drink, you two order, I drink AD calcium milk, there is some left." Lin Li patted the bag in his hand and said to the two.
"If you can't afford it, call me mom, I will treat you." Ding Sihan said with a smile, "I married a rich businessman, but my husband is infertile. I want a child. If you can help me realize my dream of becoming a mother, I will reward you handsomely, 13 yuan."
Lin Li was amused, and pointed at Ding Sihan with a smile: "You didn't ask for a child by paying a large sum of money in the advertisement, did you? I've taken off my pants, and you told me that you just want me to call you mom? TD!"
"Really not drinking?"
"I don't want to drink anything."
Because they knew Lin Li's personality, they knew what he really thought, so they didn't force him.
After getting the milk tea, the three of them took the elevator to the top floor cinema.
...
Suspenseful murder film, gloomy as the main tone, there were many people in the theater.
While watching it attentively, Ding Sihan was patted on the shoulder, turned his head, it was Chen Yuying.
After seeing the scene in front of him clearly and understanding Chen Yuying's intention, Ding Sihan reached out and poked Lin Li from a distance through Chen Yuying.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li turned his head and asked in a low voice with concern.
"Lin Li, I'm a little scared." Ding Sihan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said in a whisper.
Lin Li was a little surprised. It was normal for a suspenseful case to be a little scary, but the one in front of him was Ding Sihan, a god who dared to be Wei Kun, how could he be afraid of this?
Lin Li asked doubtfully: "No, the squad leader and I are not afraid, what are you afraid of? What's so scary about this?"
Ding Sihan took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Then can you stop taking notes?"
——Just now, Chen Yuying patted herself to signal herself to look at Lin Li.
Then she saw the scene of Lin Li concentrating on taking notes.
——In addition, the current movie plot is that the police are reviewing how the murderer dealt with the body in a wonderful way.
Regardless of where Lin Li got the paper and pen from, why is he taking notes so frantically at this time?
Ding Sihan was really scared.
"Well, I'm just a child who doesn't know anything and I'm just taking notes for fun, don't worry. Could it be that I still hold a grudge because you asked me to call you mom and now I'm taking notes to find an opportunity to use it on you in the future? How could it be possible? I can't do such a thing."
Lin Li waved his hand and said with a smile.
Ding Sihan: "..."
He seemed to be dying.
Fortunately, Yingbao took action, patted Lin Li, and confiscated his paper and pen directly.
...
The movie ended, it was just OK.
The three of them randomly found a restaurant in the complex to eat.
"Yuying, how are you going to go back? Take a taxi? It's not safe to take a taxi back alone at night." Halfway through the meal, Ding Sihan looked up and asked.
"My family's car came to pick me up." Chen Yuying replied with a smile.
"Then squad leader, you missed the opportunity to let the warm-hearted Lin Li take you back," Lin Li heard this and shook his head with emotion, "I have sent Qu Wanqiu back several times, and I will send Ding Sihan back soon, but you don't have this honor. It's pitiful, pitiful."
"Are you going to accompany me to take a taxi back and then take a taxi home by yourself?"
"That's what warm-hearted men are like." " I
will definitely do it next time." Chen Yuying smiled sweetly.
"Wait, why are you going to take me back later? My house is right next to it, and it only takes a few minutes to walk back. It's a safe road all the way. Can't you just go back by yourself?" Ding Sihan was stunned when he heard this and frowned and asked.
"I've said it before, we gentlemen are like this." Lin Li adjusted his collar, looking a little complacent, and smiled gently at Ding Sihan: "Hanhan, I must take you home today."
"Yue——"
"Lin Li, are you secretly in love with me?"
After vomiting, Ding Sihan hugged herself tightly, shrank into the corner, and looked at Lin Li vigilantly.
Lin Li's expression was still gentle, but his voice couldn't help but change a little——
"2b, my bicycle is downstairs at your house. Even if your dad picks you up downstairs today, I will take you home with your dad."
Ding Sihan: "Eh?"
"Hahaha——"
Ding Sihan seemed to be an M. He was obviously scolded, but he laughed happily.
"You should have said it earlier, okay, now you are allowed to be the knight of this princess." Ding Sihan raised his orchid finger.
"...I'm too lazy to spray." Lin Li also raised his orchid middle finger.
After eating and drinking, the three of them paid the bill and took the escalator downstairs.
"We had so much fun today~" Ding Sihan took Chen Yuying's arm and exclaimed loudly:
"I'm already looking forward to next week. We've already agreed this week. No one is allowed to make excuses not to come. Ahhhh, time will pass faster~~ I want to go to the night market~~"
Can the battle cry be used to speed up time?
I don't know, maybe. After all, Lin Li doesn't understand the battle cry.
"Yeah." Chen Yuying also smiled and nodded, "I'm very, very happy too."
"I really envy you guys. You can know such a good friend like me and be so happy every day, but I can only know some bad friends."
Lin Li, who was walking behind, sighed when he heard it.
"Get lost." Ding Sihan raised his middle finger behind him without turning his head.
Chen Yuying heard it, looked up, and looked into Lin Li's eyes on the escalator, asking: "Then are you unhappy today?"
"Hiss - well, I have to admit that I'm still 95% happy." Lin Li thought about it and said.
Today was perfect except for the ignorant driver on the return trip.
"What about the remaining 5%?" Ding Sihan was not satisfied and turned back.
"It is to prevent you two from being too proud. I hope you can do better next time." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Tsk." Ding Sihan said with disdain.
"Yingbao, which door is your car parked at?" Ding Sihan asked when they arrived at the first floor.
"East Gate."
"That's this way, follow me." Ding Sihan was familiar with this place, leading the way in front, holding Chen Yuying's arm and rubbing against her: "It's the saddest moment of separation again, Yingbao, my Yingbao~"
"We can see each other tomorrow, and we saw each other yesterday. I'm so sad to see you every day." Lin Li laughed and scolded from behind.
"You are the only one who talks too much, you are a low-browed man, you are a small mouth, don't talk!"
Lin Li and Chen Yuying looked at each other.
Counting it up, after the National Day, the two of them basically met every day, and there was always a reason to meet every Saturday, which lasted for more than a month.
"Maybe it's because I'm too sexy, a small separation will make me cry, there's nothing I can do about it." Ding Sihan rubbed the non-existent tears and sobbed.
"Who said that changing the preface of Chinese doesn't affect reading." Lin Li laughed and scolded, "Be emotional, don't say you are sexy."
Walking out of the comprehensive center, a car with double flashes parked not far away.
The driver was the driver of the Chen family that Lin Li had seen before, not Chen Zhongping.
"Squad leader, see you tomorrow."
Watching Chen Yuying open the car door, Lin Li held the back of his head and said lazily.
"Okay~"
Chen Yuying, who had one foot in the car, paused slightly.
"Lin Li."
She looked back at Lin Li, and when she turned around, the pleated skirt spun out dark green ripples.
"Hey, I'm here, what's wrong--"
The moment Chen Yuying suddenly turned back, the tip of her shoe kicked off half a ginkgo leaf on the roadside.
She almost crashed into Lin Li's arms with her eyes closed. The citrus shampoo smell on the collar of her sweater mixed with the unique youthful breath of a girl, and it fell and diffused when the two people's clothes rubbed against each other.
"You have to be 100% happy~"
The girl raised her face, and her voice was as light as a feather, scraping across the boy's heart.
The street lights were bright, illuminating the scarlet color behind her ears and spreading under her collar.
Then Chen Yuying got into the back seat as if she was escaping, and her knees lightly touched the soft rubber attached to the car door, making a muffled sound, and she didn't even bother to rub it.
Perhaps he urged the driver, and after a moment, the taillights came on and the car gradually went away.
Lin Li was left standing there in a daze, still surrounded by the fragrance.
Oh, yes, there was Ding Sihan next to him.
The two had slightly synchronized expressions, staring blankly at the car that went away and blended into the traffic.
Ding Sihan, who was still shocked, finally closed his mouth, swallowed his saliva, and licked his slightly dry lips.
He came to Lin Li and elbowed Lin Li's kidney. After hearing the screams beside him, Ding Sihan did not turn his head, still looking at the direction where Chen Yuying left, and said in disbelief:
"Six hundred and sixty-six, Lin Li, you...are not salty anymore?"
Lin Li slowly half-knelt and elbowed Ding Sihan's kidney (if you don't half-kneel, you can't elbow the kidney, and elbowing the chest is a bit rogue). After hearing the screams beside him, he did not turn his head, still looking at the direction where Chen Yuying left, shook his head and answered:
"I don't know, she, um...she doesn't act anymore?"
(End of this chapter)
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