Chapter 133 It is a holy sword, a baton, and a magic wand. As
a trendsetter at the forefront of fashion, Lin Li gave Bai Bufan some valuable suggestions on his dressing:
the pebbles in the bag are very suitable for matching with Bai Bufan's head in terms of style. With a little fresh blood, Bai Bufan can become the fashion god of the new era.
After listening to Lin Li's advice, Bai Bufan finally gave up the idea of carrying pebbles in his bag.
The four of them walked up the mountain along the road. It was not tiring to walk on the slope.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan walked in front, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed behind.
Walking behind made it convenient for Lin Li to stare at the four legs of the two girls openly.
Chen Yuying's legs are slender and white. With the swing of her steps, the light blue skirt flutters gently, reflecting the smoothness and softness of the lines. Between the steps, it describes the lightness and vitality, and each step adds a bit of vitality to this road.
Ding Sihan also has two legs.
When the breeze blows, the girl's skirt dances with it - specifically referring to Chen Yuying.
Lin Li immediately covered Bai Bufan's eyes. As for the fact that Bai Bufan almost fell because of this, it was not important.
The white thighs were just right, and the light-colored safety pants were not right.
No wonder Chen Yuying was so calm when the wind blew over. She thought she would have a chance to see the monitor do Marilyn Monroe's classic moves.
But it was better this way. If there were no safety pants, Lin Li would be troubled.
"I almost fell to death, Lin Li!" Stabilizing his body, he struggled to get rid of Lin Li's hand. If there were no girls present, Bai Bufan would have already started to click on Lin Li's virtual family tree.
"Then you are really careless." Lin Li responded perfunctorily, with a focused look.
If there were not so many people now, Lin Li really wanted to kowtow to the sky and let the morning breeze come more violently.
"Why is it that the stronger the wind, the more my heart is~~" Lin Li's singing was infused with emotion.
Lin Li realized that when Su Yunying was writing "Wild Girl", she should have been peeking at other girls' legs. Tsk tsk, it turns out that Su Yunying is such a person.
"Squad leader, I report it! Lin Li is peeking at your legs." Bai Bufan said loudly to the front.
"He is slandering, I am aboveboard." Lin Li naturally wanted to clear his name.
Hearing this, Chen Yuying turned her head without stopping, and then met Lin Li's innocent gaze. Seeing that the other party was still in the strong wind, his heart was getting more and more uneasy, so she glared at him.
Continue walking.
That's it.
Bai Bufan widened his eyes and turned his head to look at Lin Li: "Why didn't you react?"
"Didn't she glare at me? Why didn't you react?"
"This is a reward! How many times have you looked at the squad leader's legs for her to be so indifferent to this matter?"
Lin Li did not answer, but turned the back of his hand towards Bai Bufan and made a strange gesture.
It was like a rock metal salute, but the ring finger and thumb were also raised - only the middle finger of the five fingers was pressed down.
"What do you mean?" Bai Bufan failed in reading comprehension.
"No middle finger, all the time."
Bai Bufan: "..."
No wonder Chen Yuying was too lazy to say a few words to Lin Li.
Numb.
"The monitor is used to people like you and has lost his sensitivity and vigilance to abnormalities. This is not a good thing." Bai Bufan said with great sorrow.
"This world does not belong to the post-00s or post-10s, but to us who are thick-skinned!" Lin Li was proud and raised his hands to "shout loudly".
"I can't criticize you. People like you are really something. At this age, you have become the second in command in the mathematics and English fields." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.
"Alas - you kid, you are jealous of me who is excellent now... Wait, you are calling me a 2B, right?" Lin Li's tone was still smug, and then it instantly turned into a statement at a very fast speed, and his forehead was against Bai Bufan's forehead.
The two girls in front were stunned when they heard the conversation behind, and then they laughed.
If Lin Li hadn't said it, they wouldn't have reacted.
The second in command in the mathematics and English fields, combined, it turned out to be a 2B.
Boys are still more aggressive, Ding Sihan said he learned it.
"Don't worry about 2B for now, Bufan, it's an emergency! Look!" Lin Li lowered his voice as he caught the key information.
"What?" Bai Bufan immediately entered combat readiness.
"Look over there!"
"Fuck! Go, go, go!" Bai Bufan also noticed it, so the two of them trotted over.
Looking at the two boys who suddenly jumped in front of her, Ding Sihan was confused.
"What are they doing?"
"They saw a beautiful woman again."
Chen Yuying, who had experienced a so-called emergency situation by a boy at the entrance of the hotel last night, said helplessly.
At this time, there was indeed a woman walking down the mountain in front of them.
"I know they have this kind of behavior. Wang Ze often has this kind of illness, but this time they didn't care about the woman at all. Why did they climb up the mountain directly?" Ding Sihan denied.
Chen Yuying: "Eh?"
She followed Ding Sihan's line of sight and looked at the two people. She saw that Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't even look at the woman. At this moment, they had walked out of the normal road for vehicles and climbed onto the rocks.
"Lin Li, what are you doing? Be careful." Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan walked over, and Chen Yuying spoke with some confusion and worry.
"We got it! Bufan, retreat!"
Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally stepped down from the rocks and came to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying. Their clothes were stained with a little dust from friction, and what they got for doing this was a wooden stick each.
Just for this?
Lin Li wiped the wooden stick in his hand with his index finger and shared with Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, look at my holy sword, isn't it handsome?"
Obviously, it was for this.
Chen Yuying: "?"
"Your holy sword is not as long as mine! Inferior!" Before Chen Yuying could answer, Bai Bufan on the side heard her contemptuous words.
"Bullshit, your broken wooden stick is not straight at all, that's the real inferior! Straight is the truth!"
"There is no point in arguing, let's duel!"
"Ha!"
"So what's the use of this?" Ding Sihan asked Chen Yuying's doubts.
"You can use it for dueling." Lin Li had already started fighting with Bai Bufan, and Lin Li explained.
"... Childish, you two don't often go to the canteen to buy plastic toy swords now, right?" Ding Sihan confirmed that it was just that, and complained.
"No, no, no, you still don't understand, artificial synthesis is worthless, but natural formation is enough for our eyes to see straight."
Lin Li held up the sword flower that he thought was handsome, and explained in the style of a master.
Then, his butt was attacked by Bai Bufan, the sword tomb.
A master can't beat a villain.
"If a boy sees it and doesn't pick it up, he's simply a drug addict." After poking back, Lin Li continued to explain.
"It's just that I'm old now. If I picked it up before I was ten years old, there would be no intact wild flowers and weeds on both sides of the road on the way home. They would all die!"
In fact, Lin Li had another small purpose, which was to see if he could activate a system task. After all, maybe the system would treat this as a magic weapon.
But he finally took the initiative once, but the system made him lose so completely, blah!
——No reaction at all.
"Is it more important than looking at the legs?" Ding Sihan asked.
"First, is it the monitor's legs? Second, if it's not the monitor's legs, then what is it? Is it straighter than the Holy Sword? Is it longer? Is it whiter..."
This is a very serious question, and it's not something that can be answered on impulse. Lin Li immediately confirmed it carefully.
As Lin Li asked, he felt a little sad and sighed softly:
"Alas, before I was ten years old, I would not hesitate when faced with this question, and would stand firmly on the side of the Holy Sword, right?"
"Growing up is really a sad thing..."
Ding Sihan: "..."
"Don't be sad in such an inexplicable place! This is not a problem of growth at all, but a problem of you!"
...
The Holy Sword and the legs did not come up with an answer after all.
The four continued to walk, but compared to before, the sound of wooden sticks breaking through the air could occasionally be heard behind Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan.
And they believed what Lin Li said, because all the people going up and down the mountain, boys, men, few of them didn't look behind them, and even a man in his early twenties took the initiative to ask Lin Li where he picked it up, and he also wanted to pick one up.
It can only be said that they can't understand the boys' thinking.
"TGA is too fake award." The wooden stick suddenly stopped, and Bai Bufan, who was looking at his phone, suddenly said, "It's so funny."
"Why? How funny?" Lin Li turned his head curiously after hearing this, he didn't pay attention to this.
"The annual award went to the little robot."
"Which little robot?" Lin Li was even more confused.
Bai Bufan nodded with relief: "This is the funny point."
Lin Li thought for a while, and then understood: "Seer won the award without saying a word, this kid is really hidden."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Then Bai Bufan explained to Lin Li.
"CS2 is very likely to be the annual shooting game"
"Valorant is also possible"
"It won't be Delta"
"Fuck, forbidden comics paradise!"
Lin Li really understood it now.
It seems to be even wilder than the history that Bai Bufan knows.
"There is also a temple here." The two were discussing it, but when they noticed that there was a fork on one side of the road and saw the temple entrance at the end, Lin Li said.
"Well, I heard that it is quite famous and spiritual. I originally thought about whether to design it as a part of the route. After all, it doesn't take much time, but Teacher Xue said that it involves feudal superstition. The autumn outing organized by the school needs to avoid such controversial places as much as possible, so it was eliminated." Chen Yuying explained.
"I remember there is a scenic platform here... Look, it's here, you can see a good view of Yunliu Mountain." Chen Yuying pointed to a platform with reinforced fences in the distance and introduced it.
"What a big platform." Ding Sihan sighed after taking a look.
Lin Li looked at the two of them for a few times, and then smiled and said: "Let's go over and take a look. Since there is such a scenic platform, I want to take a few photos."
"But I promised the teacher..." Chen Yuying heard this, but hesitated.
Lin Li immediately interrupted: "This is not a tourist attraction, and it won't take more than a few minutes to take a photo. Just think of it as us going there to rest for a few minutes because we are tired. Isn't this reasonable? Don't worry, when the sky falls, we can just give Bai Bufan away. It was all his instructions."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Forget it, he won't argue with Lin Li.
Bai Bufan felt that his image in Xue Jian's heart should be better than Lin Li's. When he was given away, Lin Li could no longer escape.
"Lin Li's words make sense. Anyway, they will write the self-criticism. Yingbao, let's take a few photos. I also brought a Polaroid camera. This is a good opportunity to use it." Ding Sihan was very excited.
"......Okay." Chen Yuying checked the time on her phone, thought about it, and nodded with a smile.
At this time, there were not many people on the observation deck.
"Lin Li, give me your phone." Chen Yuying stretched out her hand to Lin Li.
Beautiful skirts rarely come with even one pocket, so Chen Yuying's phone has always been in Lin Li's bag. Perhaps this is one of the prices for being beautiful.
Lin Li opened Chen Yuying's bag and handed her the phone.
At a glance, there weren't many things in it, just water, a mirror, lip gloss, headphones, a small power bank, a data cable, tissues, and a pack of sanitary napkins.
But she probably didn't have her period, otherwise she wouldn't wear it like this. She probably kept it in her bag for daily use in case of emergency.
Chen Yuying seemed to realize later that there were personal items in her bag, and she felt a little shy.
She got the phone.
The two took pictures of the scenery and themselves, and Lin Li looked at the scenery and them.
"Didn't you say you wanted to take pictures? Why didn't you take any pictures of yourself? You took all of them?"
Bai Bufan kicked Lin Li's butt with his knee from behind, and asked curiously while holding the phone.
Lin Li didn't take many pictures at all.
"I'm not someone who posts on WeChat Moments, so how could I be obsessed with the photo? I just saw that they wanted to take the photo, but I felt that it was not right to say so, so I brought it up to give them a way out." After confirming that the two people's attention was not on him, Lin Li smiled and replied.
Bai Bufan's eyes widened when he heard it.
"Huh?"
"No, buddy? You are so meticulous?"
"If you use this detail in the laning phase, our winning rate will be ten percentage points higher, right?"
Lin Li: "..."
"Even if you don't play support for me, my winning rate can still be ten percentage points higher." Lin Li responded calmly.
I am the only one who didn't have the details.
This is also part of the details.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"No, Lin Li, you really have a tendency to be behind me, so warm?" Bai Bufan winked at Lin Li, but then he became more and more angry, and his tone became yin and yang: "Fuck, I give you so many looks and eyes on weekdays, why don't you understand what I mean?"
"I understand, I just don't bother to pay attention to you." Lin Li replied calmly, "It's like you actually want me to take a few photos for you now, I can see it, but I have been pretending not to see it."
Bai Bufan was stunned.
"You, you, you... grass!!" Bai Bufan
pointed at Lin Li for a long time, and found that he had nothing to say, so he chose to express his emotions with grass.
Too sincere, this ultimate move hit Bai Bufan, and it was very aggressive.
The defense was broken, and he was angry.
"Okay, okay, take a photo for you." Feeling Bai Bufan's sinister gaze, Lin Li took his mobile phone with a smile.
"It's not that I can't forgive you, please! As long as you take a picture for me, Bao is willing to do anything for him." Bai Bufan laughed and rubbed his hands, then asked: "Where should I stand to take the picture?"
He had just watched Lin Li take pictures of Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, so he trusted Lin Li's skills.
Standing in place, Lin Li was very professional. He first analyzed the light and shadow and composition, and then began to direct:
"You step back a little, um, the light is better, you step back a little more, move a little to the left, right, right, right.
You hit the fence behind you, right? Flip over with force, stand outside, then release your hands and fall backwards, right, right, right, continue, huh? Bufan, flip, hurry up, I'm waiting to take the picture."
Bai Bufan raised half of his foot: "..." Fuck
you.
(End of this chapter)
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