Chapter 136 The Bai Family Has Been Loyal for Generations
If they are caught this time, there will really be a memorial service.
But Lin Li's physical condition is getting better every day, so he is very calm and even has time to make a face.
It will be more difficult for Wang Ze to catch him this time than the last time.
And Bai Bufan, whose physical condition is only slightly better than Lin Li's before, is about to fail.
So Lin Li extended his hand to Bai Bufan.
"Thank you." Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's hand, and because he had a leverage point, he increased his speed a little.
Bai Bufan struggled, but before he could come up with a result, he found himself being hugged by Lin Li.
"Don't quit masturbating, don't--" Before Bai Bufan could finish his shy words, he felt dizzy and lost his sense of balance-a huge push pushed him to the grass.
Sitting on the ground, Bai Bufan stared at Lin Li who was laughing wildly and walking away. He turned his head and looked at Wang Ze and others who were rushing towards him like zombies.
"Fuck."
This was the last word.
He shouldn't have hesitated when he wanted to harm Lin Li just now.
He was too slow.
...
Bai Bufan's sacrifice was valuable. Looking at the figures behind him pressing on Bai Bufan, Lin Li kept a safe distance and nodded with satisfaction. It
's not a good thing to keep running. It's better to die than to die.
Lin Li ran to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying and asked while panting: "Do you have any water? Give me some?"
"There is no water that I haven't drunk. There is a big tomato. If you don't mind, eat it." Chen Yuying was still searching, and Ding Sihan had already handed over the fruit.
Lin Li took it and bit it without hesitation.
Then he was silent.
This familiar unpalatable taste.
He lowered his head.
Fuck your tomato, this is a fucking wild persimmon.
It was the wild persimmon that Lin Li picked for Qu Wanqiu, the one that looked the most unpalatable.
"Don't take things from strangers casually in the future, got it? This is the last lesson your mother will teach you!" Ding Sihan's smile was not at all ladylike. She stroked her belly and pointed at Lin Li and laughed.
Chen Yuying, who was originally looking for water, saw this scene and smiled and took out a tissue from her messenger bag and handed it to Lin Li.
Lin Li wanted to teach Ding Sihan a lesson, but he didn't have much time - the group of people not far away had already chased him again.
In fact, most people had already vented their anger, but the problem was that the sacrificed Bai Bufan was now assimilated and ran faster than the physical test. It seemed that he hated himself the most.
Lin Li took the tissue and wiped his mouth, and continued his escape journey.
...
The net of heaven is vast and wide, and nothing can escape it. Lin Li could not escape death.
When he was resurrected after watching the advertisement, the charcoal had already heated up, and dripping water into it would make a violent crackling sound, so he could start grilling.
"Who will grill?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei.
The three of them basically had no experience in this area, and no one was passionate about barbecue.
So they were silent.
"Baowei, let's grill for you, just treat it as exercise to lose weight."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan thought in unison and decided to let Zhou Baowei do the hard work.
"Who loses weight by barbecue? I have my own weight loss plan, and barbecue is a part of it that I have to taste, so you guys come." Zhou Baowei put his hands behind his back and shook his head.
"What kind of weight loss plan also requires tasting barbecue?" Bai Bufan frowned.
"Military body management, you can only eat army hot pot, veteran barbecue, pistol chicken legs, colonel chicken nuggets, and warship sushi." Zhou Baowei said loudly.
"Pick up chopsticks and you are a soldier. The purpose is to develop a general belly, right?" Lin Li agreed. No matter the process or the result, it was quite military.
"That's right, Lin Li, I, General Zhou, have appointed you as a tea pourer. Now go to the self-service area and pour tea for me, the general." Zhou Baowei nodded heavily.
"What kind of general are you? Are you also the sun?" Bai Bufan sneered.
"I think you want to eat seaweed egg drop soup without vegetables, flowers or soup, Bai Bufan, I now order you to attack the enemy's granary in two directions." Zhou Baowei ordered arrogantly.
Then General Zhou was beaten.
In the end, the three decided to use rock-paper-scissors to decide who would grill.
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
Zhou Baowei played cloth, Bai Bufan and Lin Li played rock.
"Congratulations, you are the winner, you have won the qualification for grilling!" Before Zhou Baowei could smile, Lin Li and Bai Bufan said in unison.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Whoever wins grills?" he asked.
"What else."
"Get out! Let's start over! Let's determine the rules this time." Zhou Baowei couldn't accept it.
"Then whoever wins grills."
"Okay."
After discussing it, the second round began.
"Rock-paper-scissors."
The second time, Zhou Baowei played cloth, Bai Bufan played a vertical six, and Lin Li raised his foot.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Damn you.
This time these two bitches are even more inhuman.
"What are you two up to this time? Huh?" Zhou Baowei asked.
"Have you never seen Ultraman Rob? This is a happy gesture. I am a peacemaker who hates disputes. I hope that we can get along well with rock, paper, scissors, so it's a tie between you and me. I can't win, so it must be one of you who will grill it."
Bai Bufan put his hands together and showed a pure and kind expression as if he was touched on the head by Nangong Wenya, and said gently.
"It's a shelter from the sand and wind." Zhou Baowei waved his hands with a gloomy face, then looked at Lin Li who raised his foot, and asked with a sneer: "What is this foot of yours, a happy foot?"
"I lost, both of you lost, you can do whatever you want, call me to eat it after it's grilled." Lin
Li took it indifferently. "Are you losing your password again?" Zhou Baowei widened his eyes.
Lin Li sighed and looked at the ignorant Zhou Baowei: "Baowei, who will win in a fight between hands and feet?"
"How can we compare? Who says the feet will definitely lose? The power of a flying kick is much higher than that of a flying punch, so I should lose!" Zhou Baowei analyzed for a while.
"No, when the hands and feet fight, you will definitely beat the feet to win the hands." Lin Li said calmly.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
Your mother.
Now I have to support the hands to win.
I can't say it, the feet really lost.
...
But since no one can convince the crowd, the three decided to take turns grilling.
"Take a look, authentic Xinjiang lamb skewers~~" Lin Li was the first one, smearing oil on the skewers in his hand and rolling them on the grill, and shouting with an accent. Grilling
skewers is fun - at least it was at the beginning.
"Lin Li!"
"Hey! What's wrong? Ding Sihan, do you want to be my first customer?" Hearing Ding Sihan's voice, Lin Li turned his head and looked at her who was running over and asked.
Ding Sihan was holding a skewer of meat in his hand and handed it to Lin Li: "This is grilled by Yingbao. She was embarrassed to give it to you, so she asked me to give it to you to try."
Lin Li sneered.
Nakano Persimmon's plan just now was because he was really thirsty and he didn't expect Ding Sihan to have evolved so quickly. How could he step on such an obvious pit this time?
"Squad leader, did you grill this?" Lin Li shouted directly to Chen Yuying to confirm.
As expected, Chen Yuying shook her head.
"Damn it." Being looked at by Lin Li's provocative eyes, Ding Sihan stomped his feet viciously.
"You came here to find someone to test the poison, right?" Lin Li sneered.
"I dare not eat it if no one tastes it. I don't even know if it's cooked or not, lilulu." Ding Sihan stuck out his tongue at Lin Li.
"For the poison testing, you can find Bai Bufan, he is a professional." Lin Li kept moving his hands and nodded at Bai Bufan who was cutting tin foil on the side.
"Ah?" Ding Sihan didn't understand.
"Bufan said that his family is a family of eunuchs. There are often eunuchs from generation to generation. They have been following Wei Zhongxian for generations. Testing poison should be their family's innate skill. If he is not professional, who is?" Lin Li shrugged and explained.
"Really... a family of eunuchs?" Ding Sihan was amazed when she heard this.
Can eunuchs have a family? When she watched the drama, didn't those big eunuchs only have adopted sons?
So amazing.
"Really, I saved all the chat records. Ah Ding, if I lied to you, I would not have a little Ding Ding." Lin Li nodded.
Ding Sihan: "..."
But now I have to believe it.
Feeling Ding Sihan's secretly looking at him, Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and said with some shame and anger:
"Lin Li, I made a slip of the tongue once. Do you remember when? At that time, I wanted to say that my family was a family of officials! There are often people in the Bai family tree who are officials! I accidentally became a eunuch!
Also, it is Zhongxian for generations, not Wei Zhongxian for generations!"
Who knew that there was such a big difference between a family of officials and a family of eunuchs.
The most disgusting thing is that Lin Li clearly discovered his slip of the tongue at the first time, but he saved and forwarded the chat record first, and then reminded himself of this matter. He is not a human at all.
Ding Sihan realized the situation and couldn't help laughing.
"Eat it, Lin Li." After laughing, Ding Sihan pleaded with Lin Li to get to know him better.
"I don't want to die." Lin Li refused and closed his mouth.
"Just eat one piece, just eat one piece." Ding Sihan pulled Lin Li's clothes and acted coquettishly.
The gap between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying is really as exaggerated as the gap between Bai Bufan and humans.
"Don't act coquettishly, I'll eat it right away." Sighing, Lin Li took the skewers with the determination to die.
Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, he saw Zhou Baowei coming over after going to the toilet. Lin Li handed the skewer over: "Here, it's done, try it."
"Thank you." Zhou Baowei nodded, took a bite and frowned: "It doesn't seem to be cooked yet."
"Did you hear me? It's not cooked yet.
Go back and increase the roasting time." Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan. "Thank you!" Ding Sihan nodded and trotted back.
Lin Li continued to roast the skewers. Zhou Baowei
came back to his senses and stared at Lin Li darkly.
"It's fine if you let me test the poison, but why did she thank you? Lin Li..."
Lin Li smiled, and Zhou Baowei felt something was wrong, but before he could stop him, Lin Li shouted: "Ding Sihan, come here!"
"What for?" Ding Sihan trotted over again.
"Say thank you to Baowei, he just helped you taste the skewers, but you thanked me and he was unhappy." Lin Li said seriously.
"Oh, thank you Zhou Baowei!" Ding Sihan thanked Zhou Baowei after hearing this.
Zhou Baowei had no joy at all, only the embarrassment of hopelessness: "I was just kidding..."
"Oh, it's okay." Ding Sihan nodded and ran back.
After Ding Sihan went back, Zhou Baowei's hopelessness turned into actual killing intent.
Lin Li's health bar lit up.
"Our skewers are ready, really ready, eat first." Lin Li turned his head and spoke, trying to save his life.
Zhou Baowei nodded. Let's eat first. After eating
,
kill again.
"Wait a minute, I'll put a plate on it." But Lin Li stopped the two people from taking the skewers, then took a piece of meat the size of a fingernail with a tong, put it on the tin foil, then sprinkled a pool of vinegar, scratched it with a spoon, and put two corianders next to it.
"This dish is called - Flying Dragon and Dancing Phoenix!" Lin Li sprinkled a little salt at the end, and it ended perfectly.
Bai Bufan nodded in approval: "The feeling of Michelin three stars is coming out. I feel that this dish is at least 198."
"I didn't see a dragon, I didn't see a phoenix, I only saw a flying one." Zhou Baowei hated Michelin the most, especially French cuisine.
With the amount of those dishes, he couldn't poop two Maltesers in a month.
Thinking of this, Zhou Baowei turned his head to look at Wang Ze who was eating Maltesers on the side, and shook his head in disgust.
Wang Ze threw two Maltesers into his mouth: "?"
What's the matter?
(End of this chapter)
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