Chapter 387: Zhongdeng, danger! Your position will be replaced by Lin Li!
As the saying goes, every family has its own problems.
But Lin Li felt that it was not the same as Jia Jia.
For example, I only have half a book.
And the orphan doesn't even have half of this book.
"Wait, wait a minute! How can this guy... never quarrel with his parents before?"
After listening to Lin Li's explanation, Zhang Haoyang and Qin Zeyu were stunned for a long time before they couldn't help but complain loudly.
Fuck you.
According to Lin Li's logic, the race with the best relationship with their fathers in the world is this kind of people.
Most of them never had a quarrel with their fathers - after all, the reason why black people like zero-dollar purchases is because they don't pay off!
Is it right?
This is not right!
"Just tell me, have you two never quarreled?" Lin Li spread his hands innocently. He felt that what he said was fine, and then asked sincerely:
"So, Zeyu, Haoyang, do you two also want to have such a harmonious family atmosphere?"
"If you wish, I have a plan..."
“Wait, wait, wait!” Lin Li, who was instigating at this moment, looked like Jia Xu in the eyes of Qin Zeyu and Zhang Haoyang: “Brother Wenhe, things are not serious enough. It’s not that serious…”
Faced with this guy who seemed to be planning to attack their parents, the two men tried to persuade him sincerely.
If the way to resolve family conflicts is to eliminate the soil for conflicts to grow, the two would still wish they had their own parents.
It's a common saying to say that destroying someone's parents is like killing someone's financial resources. Even though parents scold you, you will really get gold coins.
"...Okay, then if you two need anything in the future, just ask me." Lin Li felt a little regretful.
Then he looked around, but still couldn't find Chen Yuying, so he asked, "Where's the squad leader? Did he go to the toilet?"
The two people who had just been scolded by their parents were naturally unaware of this. However, Zhou Baowei, who had just finished eating the sesame seed cake and returned, patted the pork belly on his chest and answered for Lin Li:
"I know. I just heard that Lao Jiantou asked her to go to the office to get something. She should be back soon."
"Have you finished eating?" Lin Li turned around after hearing that and looked at the greasy stains on the corners of Zhou Baowei's mouth with disdain.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"Your dad still dotes on you too much. He's afraid that you'll get hungry waiting outside for a parents' meeting." Lin Li sighed, "Baowei, Baowei, if you keep going like this, when a zombie crisis breaks out, you'll have to look for garlic all over the floor if a zombie bites you."
"Tsk tsk, Lin Li, you just can't eat the sesame seed buns that Pan Jinlian said smelled like seafood." This bit of attack power was itching for him. Zhou Baowei, who had no food on him and was not afraid of being robbed, didn't care at all. He punched Lin Li and said disdainfully.
As his peripheral vision brightened, Lin Li asked Bai Bufan to take over and continue to train Zhou Bao's ability to resist attacks on the spiritual level, while he changed his position.
Chen Yuying appeared with a stack of booklets and walked into the classroom to help Xue Jian distribute the booklets.
When she stepped out of the classroom again, her eyes were attracted by Lin Li, who was leaning against the railing on the elevated corridor and waving at her.
"What's the matter?" Like a bird returning to its nest, Chen Yuying walked faster and faster, leaning naturally on the guardrail beside him.
His fingers fell on the iron handrail, tapping lightly with a brisk rhythm.
"Squad leader, I just felt like your mother was looking at me. Is it an illusion, or does she already know?" Lin Li asked in a low voice.
"That's not an illusion, my mother knows." Chen Yuying's clear eyes curved when she heard that, and she answered in a low voice.
"You really know that?"
Although he had guessed it in his mind, after hearing it with his own ears, Lin Li still subconsciously straightened his back, as if he was instantly locked by invisible gazes.
He couldn't help but look back in the direction of the classroom. He always felt that there was a gaze that could penetrate the wall and was falling on him.
"When did you find out? Was I seen downstairs at your house last weekend?"
"No," Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head, "We knew it before we were together."
At this point, the voice gradually became softer.
"When I held you in my arms before, Uncle Zhuang, the driver my family hired, saw it. He never told my family about this kind of thing, and I didn't know if he would listen to me. I also thought my dad must have asked him to keep an eye on me.
Of course I didn’t want my dad to know at that time, so I told him that he could tell my mom, but he was absolutely not allowed to tell my dad, and Uncle Zhuang also agreed.”
"That night I took the initiative to tell my mother. She promised me not to tell my father first. She also said that she had seen something before that day, but she just didn't point it out. I don't know if it's true."
The girl's voice became lighter, with a hint of joy in sharing the sweetness:
"Then the night you confessed your love for me, and the incident last week when you came downstairs of my house, I shared it with her right away."
"Especially last week, that window was in my living room, and my mother was sitting on the sofa not far behind me, but don't worry, she didn't eavesdrop..."
Chen Yuying spoke softly and gently.
It turns out that the time of knowing was much earlier than expected. Lin Li raised his eyebrows in surprise.
Chen Yuying was about to continue talking, but Lin Li looked as if he was facing a great enemy, and even his hands looked a little uneasy. She smiled and said, "Lin Li, what's with that expression~"
Lin Li answered irrelevantly and sighed: "If I had known earlier, I would have worn a suit to school today..."
Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, and then she couldn't help but let out a clear and pleasant laugh: "There's nothing to be nervous about. She was just talking to me about you."
"What?" Lin Li pricked up his ears.
"She said she had a good first impression of you and liked you very much." Chen Yuying put her hands behind her back, her eyes curved into crescents because of her smile, and added with a little pride: "She thinks I have good taste."
"Sorry." Lin Li suddenly became serious and spoke sincerely.
"Hmm?" This sudden apology really caught Chen Yuying off guard. She was stunned for a moment and tilted her head in confusion: "What are you sorry for?"
"Class monitor, please tell mother that the person I like is you, so even if she likes me very much, there is no possibility between her and me!" Lin Li closed his eyes, as if he was announcing an extremely difficult decision, his tone was heavy.
Being Chen Yuying's father...
Ah! Lin Li can't do it! This is too erotic and too inappropriate for children!
Chen Yuying: “?”
Chen Yuying puffed her lips slightly, which looked very cute, but what she said was not cute at all, and she spoke very quickly: "I want to tell my mother about this conversation just now."
Lin Li: “?”
"Not at all, not at all, not at all. My Yingbao, you can't be so cruel! I'm sorry again - in parentheses, this apology is for you." Lin Li clasped his hands together and nodded. He was the one who initiated it.
Chen Yuying then snorted with satisfaction, with a triumphant smile on her lips.
"I didn't expect that Auntie is so open-minded and trusts you so much." After receiving an answer from Chen Yuying's mother that was quite satisfied with her first impression of him, Lin Li's slight anxiety in his heart finally dissipated a lot, and his tone became relaxed.
Zhongdeng! You should learn from this!
Chen Yuying smiled without saying anything, with a barely perceptible shyness hidden in her eyes.
In fact, there are still constraints.
She still made a request to herself, saying that she and Lin Li must not cross the red line in high school. If they crossed the red line, she would definitely tell her father, and she would choose to intervene directly.
Finally, perhaps they are worried that love will make people blind and confused, and that people in love can easily lose control of their emotions, and they pretend to obey but actually go against their will. They also repeatedly remind others to remember to take safety measures if it really comes to that.
But how could he say such words to Lin Li?
The main reason is that Lin Li is a pervert himself. After I finish speaking, he will definitely say a lot of embarrassing things in a row.
I always feel that he will ask what the red line is specifically.
Then I asked what was above the red line, what was on the edge of the red line, what was on the edge of the red line...
Chen Yuying suddenly covered her cheeks.
——Lin Li probably wouldn't say the last sentence to himself, but why did it come out of his mind so naturally?
broken.
My brain has been assimilated by this pervert Lin Li, damn Lin Li.
"I've made up my mind!"
Chen Yuying, who was mentally blaming Lin Li, was startled by Lin Li's sudden action and voice, and then asked, "What decision?"
"I'll tell my mom too," Lin Li turned to look at Chen Yuying with a burning gaze, "Rounding it off, we can be considered to have met the parents today."
Chen Yuying was stunned when she heard this, as if the pause button was pressed.
The blush that had never faded became even more intense.
Lowering her head, the girl's slender fingers helplessly twisted the hem of her school uniform. Her lips suddenly felt a little dry, and she subconsciously licked them lightly with the tip of her tongue, leaving a little trace of moisture.
I should have worn a dress to school today...
This thought popped up without warning.
Um.
I have indeed been assimilated by Lin Li.
It wasn't until a hand waved in front of her several times that Chen Yuying's eyes refocused. She turned her head and saw Lin Li's eyes filled with mischievous smiles:
"Squad leader, why did you suddenly freeze?"
Of course Chen Yuying would ignore Lin Li who asked the question even though he knew the answer.
But it’s okay, Lin Li can perform a one-man show by himself: “Who said ‘there’s nothing to be nervous about~’ just now?”
"Don't imitate me!" The nervousness was suppressed by shyness and annoyance. Chen Yuying stretched out a hand and pressed Lin Li's face to the other side, preventing him from looking at her again.
"Don't worry," Lin Li took advantage of the situation and grabbed her pushing hand, then used his fingertips to gently pinch her soft cheek, his gesture was intimate and soothing: "I've already said this once at home."
"Hmm?" Chen Yuying forgot to stop her hands from touching her face and asked expectantly, "Did you tell me? What's your reaction, Auntie?"
Lin Li: "It wasn't my mom. I told my dad about it and he had no objection to it."
Chen Yuying: “…”
Chen Yuying was silent for a while, and then her actions were very cute - she raised her head slightly towards the clear sky, then closed her eyes, and clasped her hands lightly in front of her, as if she was praying devoutly, and said very softly in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Thank you, uncle."
No longer teasing Chen Yuying, Lin Li withdrew his hand and leaned back on the armrest, smiling and asking:
“I didn’t tell my mom before, but now that I heard that my aunt already knew about it, I really wanted to tell her one day, and even wanted to ask them to add me on WeChat in advance.
But it's just an idea, not a strong one, so squad leader, do you want me to tell you or not? I'll listen to you."
Chen Yuying opened her eyes, but did not look at him immediately. Instead, she cast her gaze towards the green plants downstairs.
After hearing what Lin Li said, she was actually looking forward to the fact that both sets of parents knew about the relationship and even shared what they had with each other, so they didn't have to be secretive and nervous about it.
"Whatever you want, I'm fine with it..." So the girl answered in a low voice.
As she spoke, her gaze was still lingering on the green in the distance, and she was unwilling to easily meet the smiling eyes beside her.
Generally speaking, it is annoying to receive ambiguous and invalid answers such as "whatever" or "either" when asked about a choice, but Lin Li did not think so at all at this moment.
Because the expectation that was about to burst out had already been clearly conveyed to him through her slightly flushed cheeks, tightly clenched fingers, wandering eyes and the soft and gentle ending tone.
Isn’t a girl’s shyness the most touching and silent love confession in the world?
"So I told you when I got home?"
"……good."
…
classroom.
Wu Min, who had no idea that her son was flirting with girls outside, felt a little bored at the moment.
It turns out that the content of the midterm exam was hardly discussed at this parent-teacher meeting.
It had already been thought out that if Xue Jian insisted on inviting her, Wu Min could go on stage to share her own parenting experience and how Lin Li improved his ranking by more than 400 places in the second half of the semester through her own efforts.
——Today, when Wu Min was free during the day, he was thinking about the content of these speeches.
I have already prepared the draft.
Unfortunately, it is of no use.
In fact, except for Bai Bufan’s mother next to her, no one seemed to know that she was the mother of the top student in the grade.
Alas, it was all in vain that Lin Li got first place in the grade.
It doesn’t matter whether he took the exam in vain or not, the main thing is that I came to this parent-teacher meeting in vain.
Go back and find an opportunity to scold Lin Li.
“This is the school’s plan, but there is no need to rush.
The specific subject selection will be conducted after the midterm exam of the next semester. After the second monthly exam of the next semester, the school will select from a dozen combinations selected based on the results of the first trial selection. "
After briefly talking about the current subject selection policy and the school's corresponding measures, Xue Jian took a sip of water to moisten his throat and stepped aside to allow the parents to take pictures of the PPT.
In fact, these PPTs will be sent to the parents’ group themselves, but even if this has been said, some parents still can’t help but take pictures, and once one person takes a picture, it will lead almost everyone to take pictures.
Xue Jian has gotten used to it. As a class teacher for so many years, most parents have this habit.
Wait, is this an illusion?
Xue Jian was stunned when he glanced down.
Why is Lin Li’s mother distracted?
Never mind. It doesn’t matter.
If the lower beam is crooked, the upper beam will be crooked... Never mind, this parent has the hardest time. Xue Jian felt that it would be a bit inhuman if he continued to criticize her in his heart.
After all the parents had finished taking photos, Xue Jian said, "Parents, you can now take out the envelopes I just gave you."
"There is a letter written to you by your children inside. You can open it and take a look now."
"There are some things that are hard to say even if we are with the closest people..." Xue Jian read out the 'advertising slogan' as if it were a broadcast, and then he took out his cell phone.
You all had a great time taking photos just now, I guess? Now it’s my turn to take photos of you!
Alas, public schools are trouble.
Wu Min took out the envelope with Lin Li's name on it that Xue Jian had just given him, but his expression did not show any expectation, only a sense of being faced with a formidable enemy.
My throat even rolled a little because of it.
Coming again?
Wu Min took a deep breath, opened the envelope carefully like a bomb disposal expert, and took out the paper.
"Read it for a while longer, or Old Jiantou will find out that I haven't written anything. If you allow me, you can cry for a while, Sister Min, please."
Wu Min breathed a sigh of relief.
Not bad, not bad.
She participated in a similar activity when she was in elementary school.
At that time, she felt that Lin Li could still be saved and that Lin Li might really write something touching, so Wu Min took it very seriously and read it.
It turned out that what Lin Li wrote was a joke.
——This resulted in the situation that all the other parents in the class were crying or choking, but Wu Min was the only one who couldn't help laughing out loud, attracting the attention of all the parents.
To understand how hard it was for Wu Min to hold back her feelings, you can ask Lin Li how long he exercised at home that day - how can running to avoid a feather duster not be considered exercise.
This left such a huge shadow on Wu Min that when she sees this content now, she thinks it is too normal.
It's just that I have to pretend to read to make it difficult for myself.
"laugh--"
Hearing this laughter that did not belong to him, Wu Min subconsciously looked to the side.
Bai Bufan's mother, who made this laugh, covered her mouth.
Wu Min saw the contents of the paper in the other party's hand:
"Mom, do you know how to draw a butt? I'll teach you."
"(between)"
"↑ I've finished drawing."
"in addition:"
"(介) + stand at attention! = (个)"
"(个) + Take a break! = (介)"
"Stand at attention: (ge)! Stand at ease: (jie)!"
"Tsk——" After realizing what kind of 'butt' it was, Wu Min quickly covered her mouth with her hands to suppress her laughter.
Hearing Wu Min's laughter, Bai's mother also looked over.
As a courtesy, Wu Min simply handed Lin Li's "works" to Bai's mother.
After reading it, Bai's mother raised her eyebrows and said, "When I was in elementary school, Bufan participated in this activity, and he wrote something similar to this..."
The next second, Bai's mother looked up and met Wu Min's gaze who was staring at her.
"Bufan mother, Lin Li usually..."
"Mother Lin Li, it's unusual..."
After they understood each other's situation, they both fell silent.
His lips trembled, and then thousands of words finally turned into one sentence -
"Mother Bai Bufan (Lin Li), you must have worked hard these years, right?"
The two of them chatted and felt that they had met each other too late.
"Bai Bufan's mother." Wu Min suddenly hesitated.
"Um?"
"Have you noticed," Wu Min nodded towards the classroom, "that the reactions of other parents don't seem normal either?"
Upon hearing this, Bai's mother turned her head and looked towards the classroom.
I saw that most of the parents, especially those in the last row, were either frowning, covering their faces helplessly, or trying to hold back their laughter.
Some parents have even started exchanging letters written by their children to laugh at each other's jokes.
A sturdy parent nearby noticed the two people's gaze and even enthusiastically shared his child's letter:
"Are your letters a joke? If so, do you want to exchange them? My son's letters are pretty funny."
The head teacher Xue Jian walked over with a calm face. After noticing this scene, he sighed, but that was all. He quickly walked away with a calm face.
When taking photos to complete school work, I also silently chose to avoid the parents in the back row.
Wu Min, Bai's mother: "..."
This... there seems to be something wrong with Class 4 of Grade 1.
The two of them felt a pang in their hearts, and a sense of guilt suddenly surged up.
Wu Min: It’s over, Lin Li cannot escape responsibility!
Bai’s mother: It’s over, Bufan can’t escape responsibility!
…
Outside the classroom.
Lin Li, who came to pick up Wu Min from school, finally waited until the classroom door was opened and the parents walked out one after another.
Wu Min soon came out from the back classroom door.
Lin Li stepped forward: "Mom, I..."
Wu Min looked forward and said, "Lin Li, don't rush to acknowledge me as your mother in school. I need to see the situation before deciding whether to acknowledge you as my son. I'm worried that you'll cause trouble in school, make enemies, and then implicate me."
Lin Li: “(;☉_☉)?”
(End of this chapter)
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