Chapter 294 People who meet will meet again, fate brings us together
"That's right! I'm talking about you! Put down your weapons immediately and follow our instructions, otherwise we will take all necessary measures!"
The leading demon slayer confirmed Lin Li's statement and continued to urge him.
"But I was the one who called the police."
Lin Li put away his stick and retracted it into a small piece. It was short and cute. He put it back inside his clothes and explained to the demon slayer innocently.
Baka, I am a good citizen.
Demon slayer: "?"
"What? You called the police?" The demon slayer turned his head and glanced at Lin Li slightly, confirming with some disbelief.
"Yes, the last number of the police call just now is 9749, right?"
Lin Li missed Yang Liang a little. If it was him, he would definitely understand what he meant, right?
But there was really no need for him to go far away and work overtime in the middle of the night, so Lin Li contacted the 110 main station. It's better
not to tell Yang Liang this bad news, let him have a good weekend.
"So... you mean, you are the victim of robbery?"
Seeing that Lin Li really had no intention of running away, the Demon Suppression Envoy had already put away the stun gun, but his face was still full of disbelief.
He first pointed at Lin Li slowly and doubtfully, and then pointed at the four guys on the ground, and said in an erratic voice:
"They are the four... the robbers who came to rob you?"
"Of course, isn't it obvious at a glance? How could I rob four of them by myself?" Lin Li spread his hands.
Demon Suppression Envoy: "?"
How the hell can you tell at a glance! !
Yan Aosong wanted to roar at Lin Li's face.
These four guys, some were injured, some were wailing, some were disheveled, and they also cast expectant eyes at him.
It seems that they are looking forward to the arrival of our Demon Suppression Division more than you are!
How the hell do you look at it, it seems that they are the victims, right?
"Get up, you are not allowed to sleep here."
Lin Li stepped forward and kicked each of the yellow-haired guys, with just the right amount of force, so that they would be confused but not hurt.
To be honest, Lin Li didn't know whether these guys were useless or he was really a capable half-immortal cultivator.
At the beginning, he didn't do much, just used the "Invisible Sword" and "Duck Blood Bottle" to mess up these four.
Later, when he went up, he beat these four without wasting any effort.
Except for the two magic weapons, he didn't use any other abilities.
Even the most basic [Charge] didn't work, not to mention other things, which was much easier than expected.
Perhaps, as I grow up, the efficiency of using magic weapons is getting higher and higher, and using them to deal with mortals is already a dimensionality reduction attack.
Alas, maybe this is the loneliness of being invincible.
Originally, Lin Li and Quan Xiaojiang had worked hard to learn the one-second six-stick technique, but they didn't have the opportunity to use it.
As a loyal boy, Lin Li remembered the formula:
elbow strikes to open the respiratory tract, electric batons to get your heartbeat back, law enforcement with warmth, swinging the baton with strength, lifting feet with accuracy, raising hands with height, swinging fists with angles, sticks with attitude, doing things with grace, and thinking with depth.
One stick hits the mouth to prevent begging for mercy, two sticks hit the legs to prevent running away, three sticks hit the brain to prevent thinking, and the remaining sticks are all for hitting the birds.
What a pity.
Yan Aosong: "..."
Now Lin Li's action of stepping forward and kicking the waists of these four people made Yan Aosong feel that Lin Li was more like the bully.
Reverse Tiangang.
Yan Aosong had a headache, but still nodded as politely as possible, pointing to his car to Lin Li:
"Anyway, you get in the car first. Whether you are the victim or the perpetrator, you have to go back with me to make a record first."
"No problem."
Lin Li had used the tricks of torturing the demon envoy on Yang Liang, and he had experienced it long ago, so Lin Li had no regrets. This time he cooperated very well and walked over according to the instructions.
When Yan Aosong approached the yellow-haired four men, the yellow-haired man suddenly crawled in front of him and said in a crying voice:
"Police! You have to stand up for us, this guy is the one who is crying thief, he was the one who beat us! That's fine! He even wants to throw dirty water on us!"
"This guy is a psycho, absolutely. We passed by here and saw him squatting alone. We thought he was not feeling well, so we went up to him and asked if he was okay. But he suddenly pulled out a stick and started beating us!
After beating us, he called the police to frame us! He did this on purpose. Just think about it, if he was a normal person, how could he carry a stick with him when he went out!!"
Lin Li, who was already preparing to get in the car, turned around after hearing this narration, with a slightly strained smile on his face.
The three younger brothers of Huangmao were stunned for a moment, and then they nodded with light in their eyes:
"Brother Police, that's right, this man definitely has a serious tendency to violence, he beats people indiscriminately, and after beating people, he wants to frame them! I also cut him with a knife here!!"
"Yes, yes, look at us, do we look like robbers at all!"
"He just saw that there was no surveillance camera or passers-by here, so he deliberately waited here to beat people! You must catch the right person!"
The four people cooperated well, and the rapid-fire remarks immediately filled Yan Aosong's eardrums.
Yan Aosong frowned when he heard it.
It is impossible to believe it completely. After all, judging from their facial features and behaviors, these four people are completely local hooligans and frequent visitors to the Demon Suppression Division.
It is normal if they really robbed.
However, you can never rely on appearance to handle a case. Although there is no surveillance and no witnesses, there is a small possibility that Lin Li is a violent pervert who deliberately pretends to be a victim here and calls the police after finding a random target to vent his anger.
"Come back with me and we will find out after checking. These four people will be separated into twos."
So Yan Aosong signaled to his subordinates.
Interrogate these four people separately to see if their confessions are consistent or not. So in order to prevent collusion, it is necessary to escort them separately now.
Huangmao also realized this and hurriedly turned back to keep eyeing his younger brothers, trying to convey the message.
"Good plan."
Lin Li's sudden voice scared Yan Aosong.
Turning his head, he saw that this kid had come to his side without knowing when, and Yan Aosong, who had been a demon suppressor for many years, did not notice it at all.
Lin Li was looking at Huangmao with a smile at this moment.
This person is also good at throwing dirty water, but to be honest, it is also his best solution in this situation.
If successful, he can avoid prison.
"Do you think that without surveillance and passers-by, you can make up whatever you want?" Unfortunately, Lin Li was prepared.
"But sorry, there is surveillance on this road."
Lin Li reached into his pocket and took out a sports camera, showing it to Yan Aosong and Huang Mao, and smiled:
"Look what this is? Sorry, I also brought a law enforcement recorder, different brands, the same effect, uncle, mine is DJI, what brand is yours?
Although I put it inside my clothes, many scenes are not captured completely, but the sound and other things are recorded clearly, which is enough to restore the truth."
Yan Aosong and Huang Mao: "?"
At this moment, all the demon suppressors and gangsters present looked at Lin Li.
Why do you have a victim recorder on a robbery victim?
Six hundred and sixty-six, it's not salty.
Huang Mao was even more angry.
How can you play like this! Too shameless!
Huang Mao reacted and was furious. He pointed at Lin Li and trembled all over.
After a while, the emotions suddenly came out, and the yellow-haired man yelled:
"Fishing enforcement! You are fishing enforcement! All this is designed by you! We have completely fallen into your trap! You vicious bastard! It's all your conspiracy! Please understand! You must understand, comrade!"
From a certain perspective, everything he said is right.
"Why do you... usually carry this thing?" Avoiding the yellow-haired man who wanted to hug his thigh, Yan Aosong couldn't help asking.
"I have depression. Others say that I am very suitable to be a top 100 UP host in the living area. I was just planning to shoot a daily vlog today." Lin Li explained.
Yan Aosong: "..."
Your mother.
I don't believe it.
...
But whether Yan Aosong believes it or not, when the camera was taken out, the result of who is right and who is wrong has been clearly presented.
In line with the content in this camera, the yellow-haired gang admitted the fact of robbery under Yan Aosong's interrogation offensive and confessed.
He just kept saying that he was victimized by the villain, that the villain was too insidious and cunning, that the robbery was not planned by them, that it was not their intention, and so on.
Unfortunately, it was useless.
Robbery is not a matter of being detained in a detention center for half a month.
Although it failed, the Demon Suppression Division and the victim also took effective countermeasures, so a lighter sentence is certain. Although it does not take three to five years, it will still take half a year or a year.
As for the villain, he has now arrived at the door of the Demon Suppression Division with Yan Aosong.
Lin Li had a smile on his face.
[Keep up the good work... Punish the evil cultivators who attempted to commit crimes and evil, at least eight cases (1/8)]
This time, although it was not like the last time, the task was completed directly after getting on the police car, but when the interrogation was about halfway, this prompt popped up to Lin Li.
Lin Li believed that the node that led to this situation should be the specific time when the demon suppressors confirmed that their task target of stopping the punishment was an undisputed evil cultivator.
This time is harmless, the important thing is that this number can change from 0 to 1, which means that Lin Li's idea is correct.
Fishing enforcement is also enforcement.
Then, the task became clear all of a sudden.
——Continue to participate in the game, and win half a step.
It can also be regarded as a tribute to the Hehuan Sect and the memory of Xiaojing and Feifei.
"Follow-up, if there is anything I need you to testify or pass the information to me, I will contact you again?" Yan Aosong patted Lin Li's shoulder and said.
Through the conversation just now, Yan Aosong has exchanged names with Lin Li, and also added WeChat friends for the convenience of follow-up contact.
"Okay, Uncle Yan." Lin Li nodded.
"By the way, Xiaolin, it's right that you have a sense of self-defense, and it's not illegal to carry a telescopic baton with you. However, since you carry these weapons with you, you must pay attention to the strength of your defense."
Yan Aosong said with concern:
"The gangster is right in one point. If something big happens and you have weapons prepared in advance, you may be considered to have planned it legally, and you can't get away from it, or it will be very troublesome to argue.
Because you carry weapons, it's easy to be considered excessive defense.
As for what your uncle said to you, it's not that you don't carry weapons for self-defense from now on. It's absolutely right to have a sense of self-defense, but you should pay attention to the strength of the counterattack. If the other party admits defeat, don't continue to fight.
It's okay this time, but next time if you don't stop and beat someone up, you may have to pay compensation. Isn't this a stench?"
Yan Aosong looked kind.
Hearing this, Lin Li pinched his chin and nodded slowly, frowning.
Yan Aosong reminded you with good intentions.
After all, it is true.
When you are in danger, you use the dagger in your pocket to kill the murderer, and you use a stone on the roadside to hit the murderer to death. The former is definitely more likely to be judged as excessive defense than the latter.
As long as it is a weapon, there will be this tendency.
"Uncle Yan."
Lin Li's eyes suddenly lit up. He had a very smart idea and looked at Yan Aosong, eager to share it.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Yan Aosong looked at Lin Li.
"What if I bring a fake bullpup to protect myself?" Lin Li asked.
"What?" Yan Aosong didn't hear clearly.
"A fake bullpup of 20 to 30 centimeters, I feel that the power should be about the same as a telescopic stick."
Lin Li stretched out his hand, held the air, and demonstrated his stick skills in front of Yan Aosong.
Yan Aosong: "(；☉_☉)?"
"What the hell?!"
Yan Aosong asked again, loudly.
——In fact, his ears have heard it clearly, but his brain insists that your ears didn't hear it clearly, listen again.
"It's the fake one, that's it." Lin Li was very patient and stretched out his hand to poke at the air.
"Don't point randomly!!" When Lin Li repeated it three times, Yan Aosong finally confirmed that he had heard it correctly.
Yan Aosong looked at Lin Li with a very complicated expression: "You..."
"Uncle, look, if I carry this thing with me, first, it is not a weapon by definition. If others ask, I will say that I use it myself, so there is no intention to carry a weapon myself;
second, as long as you buy a hard one, it is actually OK to buy a soft one, which is very combat-effective. It can be used to beat people and cause mental damage, which is enough to deter those who want to harm me."
Lin Li felt that he was simply a genius, perfectly solving the Arnold-style contradiction of needing weapons but not having weapons on his body.
His head was sunken.
"Wait, wait, I'll take it slowly."
However, in response to Lin Li's speech and logic, Yan Aosong chose to rest against the wall.
Lin Li was miserable to be robbed tonight, but Yan Aosong was fine, because he was raped tonight - his brain was raped.
"Theoretically, yes, that's the case." After a long time, Yan Aosong stammered, "But, but I think Lin Li, why don't you still carry this stick, just pay attention to the strength, the stick is pretty good..."
"No, no, no, you are right, I will change my self-defense weapon when I go back, and I should do it according to yours! Thank you, Uncle Yan, your idea and suggestion are great!"
But Lin Li couldn't listen anymore, he sincerely thanked Yan Aosong.
"No!" Yan Aosong responded instantly, his eyes widened:
"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't teach you to do this, this is all your own idea, if someone asks, you can't say that it was your uncle who asked you to carry it this way, please don't do it!"
Don't betray your master if something happens.
"Uncle, don't forget the well digger when you drink water, there is no such reason." But how could Lin Li do this.
As I said, Lin Li's teacher is General Quan, so he must pay attention to a favor.
Yan Aosong: "..."
But what you did was not digging a well, but leaving your hometown. If the villagers knew that I ordered you to carry the well away, they would definitely scold me to death.
"It's really unnecessary, it's really unnecessary." Yan Aosong insisted.
"Okay." Lin Li expressed some regret.
Yan Aosong breathed a sigh of relief. It was great that he escaped.
He only hoped that no more blind people would rob Lin Li. He learned from Huangmao and others that this kid's fighting ability was also top-notch, and he was described as particularly ferocious and terrifying, and even said that he could do witchcraft.
There must be some exaggeration, but it proved that Lin Li was indeed not weak.
It's also true. One person beat four, and one of the four was holding a knife. It was a complete victory. No matter how you think about it, it's impossible to be weak.
And now, Yan Aosong couldn't imagine how terrifying the power of Lin Li, who had such strength, would be if he held a 30-centimeter dragon in his hand to whip people.
Just thinking about it, it's... this is fucking pornographic.
My mind is full of mosaics.
Therefore.
"In the future, don't go to places like Laoyou Road alone at night, and don't show your wealth. It's very dangerous.
Besides, your home is in Ruiyun, how did you get here at night? Let's go, I'll take you back first."
Yan Aosong was very worried that Lin Li would come up with some outrageous ideas inspired by him. For his own good and for the good of other robbers, after persuading him, he indicated that he could take him back first.
"Okay uncle, but you don't have to take me home, take me back to Laoyou Road." Lin Li nodded and shook his head.
"Ah? Why are you going back there?" Yan Aosong was a little puzzled.
Of course, there is still a lot of time tonight, and he has to continue fishing.
"Of course it's because I came here by bike, and my bike is still there. I can't just leave it there." Lin Li also has a reasonable reason.
"Oh, okay, then I'll take you back there first." Yan Aosong suddenly realized.
With the help of Yan Aosong, Lin Li returned to Xiling Gotham.
"Is the car big? If it's not, put it in the trunk. I'll take it in and send you home." Yan Aosong asked politely before Lin Li got out of the car.
"It's quite big and can't be folded, but thank you for your kindness." Lin Li was telling the truth.
"Okay, then go home quickly and don't stay here. It's not safe."
"Okay, Uncle Yan."
"Then I'm leaving."
"Bye, Uncle Yan~"
Yan Aosong nodded and drove away. He saw from the rearview mirror that Lin Li had been watching him go away and waving.
Putting aside the idea of fake Niuzi, this child is still quite polite and well-behaved.
However.
If there is no accident in the follow-up of this case, the jurisdiction where this child lives has almost nothing to do with me, and there should be no chance to meet again.
But life is always like this.
Meet in a hurry, leave in a hurry, and everyone is a passer-by in each other's life.
Take care, little friend Lin Li.
...
Take care of your mother.
In life, you never know which will come first, tomorrow or an accident.
November 2nd at 11:23 pm.
——The thirty-seventh minute after Yan Aosong and Lin Li parted ways.
Whether in an abstract or concrete sense, Yan Aosong's tomorrow has not yet come.
But.
Old friend's road.
Yan Aosong, who had left and returned, twitched his mouth and gritted his teeth——
"Lin Li, what a coincidence, we meet again."
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