Chapter 150 Goodbye, Mom. I'm sailing tonight
. It was almost midnight on Monday night.
It was less than 24 hours before the end of the holiday.
Lin Li lay in bed, waiting for the arrival of midnight the next day, just like last night.
There were only two things to do during the day today, this and that:
Get up early and continue to practice the spiritual energy chapter in your room. The efforts of the past two days have basically completed the fourth chapter of the Eight-stage Body Strengthening Exercise, and the efficiency of using spiritual energy has been improved again.
Although the physical chapter took a lot longer to practice than the spiritual energy chapter, the third chapter has not been fully practiced yet.
However, the progress on both sides is quite fast. I feel that at this speed, as long as the spiritual stones can keep up with the supply, and I can stick to the one-month mission, I can basically master the eight chapters of the Eight-stage Body Strengthening Exercise.
Originally, after practicing in the morning, I planned to deliver takeout like yesterday morning, but Wu Min didn't wake up.
Considering that it was a rare opportunity for his mother to sleep in, although he could take a nap, Lin Li still didn't want to disturb her.
There was no need to contact Shen Kai, so Lin Li spent the rest of the morning studying, except for a nap.
He delivered food in the afternoon and evening.
But because he had gained a lot of experience and his efficiency was no worse than yesterday, he had already reached the progress of Task 4 (26/30).
He could definitely finish it before the evening self-study class tomorrow night. At worst, he could just take another day off.
It is worth mentioning that the balance in the account increased directly from 4.0 to 10.0, which became three digits. It was an epic improvement.
Wu Min kept persuading Lin Li not to deliver food. As
soon as the time came at twelve o'clock, Lin Li immediately went to the [Mall] to exchange props.
[Low-grade Spirit Stone].
This damn probability, he encountered bad luck on the way, and he couldn't overcome it even if he tried his best. Lin Li sighed with regret.
He changed to "Ability Amplifier (+1)" again.
"I felt that there was no place to use it before, but now there are only 570 system currency left." Lin Li whispered to himself.
[You have used the ability amplifier (+1) on "Charge", and "Charge" has been upgraded to "Charge (+1)"]
[Charge (+1): After completely paralyzing your right hand for two hours, you can accumulate an opportunity to use it. One hour after using it, the power, ability, and move effects of your right hand will be doubled. Paralysis and skill use cannot be suspended, and the upper limit of the charging ability is 3. ]
The storage conditions for charging are strict, requiring paralysis for two hours, but the output effect can now be tripled. Lin Li thinks it is worth it.
The operation of staying up all night waiting is completed.
After checking the phone for a while, I can go to bed again. Tomorrow, no, today is another busy day.
On the phone, a few people sent me messages. In the group chat, I can even see the red envelope reminder message.
After all, today is Tuesday, the day when the boarding students must go back, and it is also the Mid-Autumn Festival. Some students still have the habit of sending group blessings on holidays.
——Sending group blessings on small holidays is basically either younger or older.
Lin Li politely responded one by one. He was willing to check his name when sending a group message, which was worth thanking.
He has me in his heart.
"Yao Qiaoqiao: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Lin Li."
There were actually messages that were not sent to a group, but they were not sent on time either. It felt like they were sent one by one from a list.
It warmed him up all day.
"Lin Li: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you too."
"Yao Qiaoqiao: "Hehe""
Human beings are essentially repeaters. Besides, your emoticons are good, but they are mine now.
"Lin Li: "Hehe""
"Yao Qiaoqiao: "New hehe""
Lin Li: I'm too lazy to reply, hehe.
"Wang Ze: On the 15th of August, the moon is bright in the sky; relatives and friends, enjoy the moon and flowers; it's a time for reunion, fuck you; tell the past, full of blessings; a bright moon, look forward to the future; Mid-Autumn Festival, all the best!"
Just when Lin Li was about to send "You are fucking sending a group message to me too, right?", he squinted and realized something was wrong.
It's hidden very well.
You bastard.
"Lin Li: Wang Ze, are you sure you can eat mooncakes instead of steamed buns today? I feel like you didn't add any kernels."
After a few minutes, Wang Ze replied.
"Wang Ze:?"
"Wang Ze: Although it was sent to a group, you shouldn't scold me, right? And so violent?"
"Lin Li: What are you still pretending to be, you want me to react to your change of face, right, brother?" "Pat your head"
"Wang Ze: Ah, what are you talking about?"
"Lin Li: I have already found the dirty words in your blessing, it's too obvious, idiot, remember to be more concealed next time, such as hiding the beginning and the end of the poem or something like that."
Wang Ze did not reply immediately.
It seems that he was furious after being exposed by himself.
Half a minute later.
"Wang Ze: I f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k!!"
"Wang Ze: Lin Li, I'm fucked! This was sent by Zhang Haoyang in our dormitory group, I didn't notice the "f**k yours", and then he sent it to the group with one click!
You deserve to be scolded, but the problem is that several of my family groups and relatives also sent it to the group!
Oh shit, two minutes have passed and I can’t withdraw! Ah!! What should I do now!! "
Then Wang Ze frantically popped up emoticons and began to swipe the screen.
Lin Li: “?”
“Lin Li: ? Are you kidding?”
“Wang Ze: If you lie, I will be infertile but have many children and grandchildren, and taste buds at the end of my large intestine! I fucking hope it’s fake!”
Lin Li: “…”
This oath is too cruel, and I have to believe it now.
Lin Li put himself in Wang Ze’s current situation and was sweating profusely.
This is too scary. It
doesn’t matter if it is sent to a boy, and it doesn’t matter if it is sent to a girl... It doesn’t matter if it is reluctant, but sending it to an elder...
Lin Li called and Wang Ze answered in seconds. Lin Li immediately said: "Wang Ze, I have a way to slightly alleviate your current problem."
"Tell me quickly, what should I do now?" Wang Ze's voice can be heard anxiously.
"Is there a computer next to you?" Lin Li was much calmer.
"Yes, yes!"
"Turn on the computer now, plug in the USB of your phone, and then click on the network disk link I sent you on WeChat to download it."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, damn, Lin Li, it's a good thing you're here, otherwise I really don't know what to do." Wang Ze's voice immediately became more rustling, as if he was getting up, and there were also the sounds of a laptop flipping and keyboard tapping, and his tone was full of gratitude.
Then the gratitude stopped abruptly, and Wang Ze's voice was stiff and mechanical, and he read it in a rigid tone: "...Why is it a fucking porn movie?"
"This way you can have a good time before you die. I highly recommend this one. Remember to watch it on a computer, with a large screen, it's more enjoyable!" Lin Li said happily.
Wang Ze: "..."
Seeing that Wang Ze didn't say anything, Lin Li added, "If you don't mind this now, I have another link. There is a great video of a row of sows falling into the ditch. It's very funny. Do you want to see it?"
"Get out, Lin Ziqiao! You're a fucking beast!" Wang Ze roared, "You are in the same boat with Master Yin, and you are still talking nonsense at this time!"
"That's good, Han, use it when you scold Bufan next time." Lin Li laughed when he was scolded.
"Oh, this thing can't be withdrawn. Why don't you send another group apology? But first, let me explain that this will make those who didn't notice it notice it now, especially those who said thank you to you, which is even more embarrassing. It can only be said that it's a dead end."
After Lin Li finished laughing, he gave a barely useful suggestion, and then comforted:
"And sometimes, if we change the angle, things may not be so bad, just like the Leaning Tower of Pisa looks slanted to us, but Hawking looks straight, this is the charm of angles.
So, from another angle, your stupid behavior this time can be regarded as a large-scale friend detection.
People like me who are keen to discover your hidden swear words are true friends who really care about you. They should be worshipped like ancestors, and it's better to transfer another 200 yuan;
and those who don't notice the swear words tomorrow are all fake friends who are perfunctory to you. It's not a pity to delete them."
"What if the real friends become fake friends after seeing this message?" Wang Ze asked again.
"They deserve to be deleted." Lin Li analyzed calmly.
Wang Ze: "..."
Fuck you.
Wang Ze didn't say anything, and a few seconds later, he heard sobbing.
Zhou Baowei cried the day before yesterday, Bai Bufan cried yesterday, and Wang Ze cried today.
Lin Li should have felt guilty for doing such an excessive thing.
But the problem was that the sobbing sounded familiar to Lin Li. It was obviously a woman's sobbing, and it didn't seem to be from a local. Lin Li, whose memory was not as good as before, remembered that it seemed to be from the movie he had just posted.
Damn it.
"Why the hell have you started watching the movie?" It was Lin Li's turn to be silent.
"You posted it, I downloaded it, and turned on the computer. I have to watch it. Well, you have a good eye." Wang Ze was neither sad nor happy.
Lin Li felt a little sorry for the ethereal voice.
Some people sounded alive, but they had actually been dead for a while.
This was not watching a movie at all, it was looking for spiritual sustenance, just like watching the Spring Festival Gala during the Chinese New Year, to make the room less quiet.
Watch it, watch it, if the child likes it, watch more.
"Knock knock knock!" There was a sudden knock on the door on the other end of the phone.
"Wang Ze, come out here, what the hell did you send to the family group!" Then, there was the affectionate call of the middle-aged woman.
"Lin Li, thank you for your video, I have something to do, I have to hang up first." Wang Ze heard it, took a deep breath and laughed.
Beep-beep-
Wang Ze hung up.
I shouldn't have scolded Wang Ze just now. Wang Ze must have Jiaren, but the problem is that Wang Ze's Jiaren may lose one of Jiaren.
I don't know if I can still see him in the evening self-study tomorrow night.
Lin Li shared the story, so everyone built their sadness on Wang Ze's pain and laughed happily.
When a whale falls, all things come to life. Wang Ze only paid the price of his own life, but in return he got so many people's happy smiles. I believe he will also smile in the underworld.
Of course, not everyone is happy:
"Zhang Haoyang: Can anyone raise two resurrection armors for my water drop? If two are too many, just raise one for my mother. I just received a death threat. Urgent."
Zhang Haoyang, you are still filial.
(End of this chapter)
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