Chapter 519 Doesn't anyone think pull-ups are perverted?
playground.
Everyone in Class 4 was jogging on the outermost circle, while someone was running alone on an area even further out, in a spot where there wasn't even a track under their feet.
"Sometimes I feel sorry for my right hand. It's a common practice to run clockwise, so whether it's the inner or outer circle, compared to the left hand, the right hand is always considered to be on the outer circle. In a 400-meter lap, the right hand always has to run a few meters more than the left hand. Over a lifetime, that's thousands or tens of thousands of meters, which is really infuriating."
Moreover, most guys are right-handed and use their right hand to show off, which is tiring every night.
My right hand, so pitiful.
"I, a little mouse, am so pitiful too."
Mr. Bai Bufan, who had isolated everyone in Class 4 and wished to remain anonymous, spoke with a hint of resentment.
Tsk.
Bai Bufan's empathy is just too strong.
The last time I witnessed such a powerful ability to empathize was in a TV series, when I discovered that the Kuomintang had been completely infiltrated.
"Oh."
In response, Lin Li gave the same cold laugh as You Jun.
"Damn it, power really is something that coexists with corruption..."
Amid Bai Bufan's complaints, everyone ran to the corner of the equipment room.
You Jun, who took the shortcut, was already here.
Soon, Wang Ze and Xie Wenjing arrived with several mats for sit-ups.
To save time, You Jun actually let Xie Wenjing take the girls to start the test and let her register the scores, while he was in charge of the boys' pull-ups.
Why did you feel comfortable letting Xie Wenjing act as both a test taker and an examiner to supervise the girls, but not letting Wang Ze act as an examiner to supervise the boys?
Wang Ze was clearly more obsequious and did more hard work during PE class, yet they still didn't trust the boys? This is blatant sexism.
It is suggested that insulin be renamed tert-Kutin to appease public discontent.
"Does anyone want to go first? If not, we'll go in order of student ID number."
"Remember to grip the horizontal bar with both hands, shoulder-width apart or slightly wider. After your body is still and hanging with straight arms, pull your body up until your chin is above the top of the bar, and then return to a straight-arm hang to complete one repetition. During the movement, your body should not swing too much."
Ignoring the boy's resentful gaze, You Jun patted the attendance list and asked.
Bai Bufan forcefully struck Lin Li's palm with his back, then stepped forward voluntarily.
Then, under You Jun's gaze, he retreated and began quietly pointing at the family spectrum of the lush grass.
"Teacher, how many got full marks?" Lin Li asked casually as he stepped forward.
"15."
"So cheap?" Lin Li stood under the highest horizontal bar, looking surprised, and asked while stretching his body:
"Teacher, Bai Bufan and Zhou Bao have paid for my work. I'll do 45, and they'll give us three full marks later, okay?"
You Jun: "(；☉_☉)?"
Is this even human language? You can't possibly treat people to this stuff?
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei: "()!"
That's the most pleasing human language! This stuff is perfect for treating people!
"Try to do 45 first," You Jun said, his lips twitching slightly.
It's worth noting that there are only 74 world records for pull-ups in one minute, with only 44 of them being for women.
Of course, the physical fitness test is not timed and you are allowed to hang on it to recover your strength, but people who do pull-ups regularly know that it is not realistic to rely on doing one pull-up, resting, and then doing another.
Most people burn everything just by hanging it up.
Bai Bufan: "Lin Li, remember that the first fifteen are on me, and yours can wait until later."
Lin Li: "Oo?"
If someone can say something like that, then nothing Bai Bufan's family invites will be of any use.
Lin Li rubbed his hands together, jumped up, grabbed the horizontal bar, and instead of using it to swing, he first hung straight down, flashed a dragon king smile at everyone, and then began to exert force to go up.
"One, two, very standard. Three, you all follow Lin Li's standard from now on, place them straight and raise them high. Six..."
You Jun, who was standing to the side, nodded and directly used Lin Li as an example.
"Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, that's impressive! You must train a lot. Seventeen..."
"Twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three? Twenty-four..."
You Jun's eyes gradually showed some surprise.
"Holy crap? You're really treating us?"
"Really? Did Lin Li use creative mode and create an invisible wall underneath him?"
When Lin Li had already reached the full score, he continued and started making two-digit numbers starting with "2". Every time Lin Li made a number, the male audience members would shout out the number in unison, along with a few "damn" and "wow" comments.
The girls nearby were all drawn to the commotion.
"Thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three..."
Lin Li was starting to get tired after completing three sets. After each set, he would take a fraction of a second to breathe in and out before starting the next set.
Of course, it was all an act.
In reality, Lin Li didn't feel the market, and he could easily do another thirty in the next thirty seconds. However, it's better to show off in moderation.
"Holy crap! Thirty-eight! Thirty-nine!"
Lin Li was panting heavily, looking exhausted.
You Jun smiled and said, "We're only six short. Lin Li, can you do it?"
Commentator Bai Bufan was also a little nervous: "Lin Li, you can't give up! If you finish now, Bao Wei and I will get full marks, but you'll only get nine. Bao Wei will feel guilty!"
Zhou Baowei: "Oo?"
Leaving aside whether my conscience allows it, what about you, Bufan?
Chen Yuying, who was watching, then cupped her hands into a megaphone shape and cheered with a smile: "Lin Li~ Go for it~"
"Holy crap! Forty! Forty-one! He's resurrected! The Emperor of the East Sea has returned! Is this the power of love? Squad leader, if you shout it a few more times, maybe Lin Li will become invincible!" Bai Bufan exclaimed in shock.
Although Teacher You Jun was also present, as a physical education teacher and the one responsible for mentoring special sports students, he wouldn't care at all about students dating, much less tattle on them, so there was no need to worry.
"His hands are starting to tremble! Is he exhausted? He's about to lose the strength! Squad leader, quick! Shout! You're the only one left—"
Ding Sihan: "Lin Li, keep it up!"
"Holy crap! Lin Li completely collapsed! Did everyone see that?! He just did half of it and then collapsed, almost letting go! Wanla, his eyes... his consciousness seems to be fading! Is that foam coming out of his mouth? Ding Sihan, yay!! You're not allowed to keep going!!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
The veins on Ding Sihan's forehead were faintly visible.
She maintained a smiling expression, but the sound that came out was more like grinding her teeth than laughter.
Damn it, Lin Li.
Ding Sihan suspected he did it on purpose, but had no evidence.
If Lin Li weren't taking an exam right now, he would have been given a Leo Flying Kick by the high-ranking official.
However, there is a substitute available!
"Ding Sihan, kicking the commentator is prohibited! Red card! Red card!" Bai Bufan, who was caught off guard and kicked in the buttocks, hurriedly ran away.
"Forty-three!" But after Lin Li did another standard one, the two of them immediately returned their attention to the horizontal bar.
Forty-four!
Lin Li, like the trainees on talent shows who were trying to show how tired they were, began to breathe heavily and tremble.
"The last one! Lin Li! Go for it!"
"White! No! Extraordinary!" Lin Li gritted his teeth and roared, "Give me ten years of my life, let me create another one!!!"
Suddenly, Lin Li experienced a brief moment of lucidity before death, and once again lifted his body high into the air!
"Forty-five!" You Jun couldn't help but applaud.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Hey! Wait a minute! I didn't agree! Don't lend it! I didn't sign it!! Give me back my lifespan!"
Zhou Baowei excitedly ran up, causing an earthquake as he high-fived Lin Li, whose body had been burned to ashes: "Champions! We are the champions!"
There should be a trophy here, and an NPC that will spawn regularly with the trophy-holding animation.
"Lin Li is really amazing. He did forty-five of them in one go. Even when I was in sports school, very few people could do that, and they all did it perfectly."
After writing "45" after Lin Li's name, You Jun exclaimed in admiration.
Some students are afraid of authority and dare not point out the teacher's mistakes, but Bai Bufan is not among them:
"Teacher, you've got it wrong. Fifteen of them are Bai Bufan's, and fifteen are Zhou Baowei's. Just write 15 here."
You Jun: "Heh."
Feeling that if he said another word, he would have to run another lap around the track, Bai Bufan returned to the group of boys dejectedly. He then noticed that everyone's gazes were also gloomy, so he asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"
Qin Zeyu, with his icy gaze, raised his chin.
Bai Bufan looked over.
Oh, it was just Chen Yuying wiping Lin Li's sweat. The girls from Class 4 gathered around and exclaimed in admiration. There were even girls from other classes who were in the same class. They were attracted by the noise from Class 4 and were pointing in Lin Li's direction from a distance, seemingly saying something.
Yao Qiaoqiao was among them.
Now, those girls pat their friends with teasing expressions, and even a little shy ones.
No wonder Chen Tianming, who is usually not aggressive, is now baring his teeth.
Bai Bufan was silent for a while, then sneered: "I think Lin Li got those forty-five by chance. Anyone can do that if they're lucky."
Qin Zeyu: "Yeah, and I think the main reason is that the weather is good today. What can he do in bad weather?"
Chen Tianming: "The underwear is just light."
Wang Ze: "The underwear is too light? It's because Lin Li's style is too small. If he were to wear my big style, the bag wouldn't be able to handle the added weight."
Zhang Haoyang: "He's obviously using both hands for leverage. Try asking Lin Li to do it without using his hands. Can he still do it?"
Yang Bangjie: "I personally saw Lin Li bring two boxes of yogurt and a bag of Want Want snacks to Dan Gang's house last time. Damn it, he probably used connections and pulled strings. He's a crony, disgusting!"
Zhou Baowei: "Holy crap? I want to eat it too!"
Everyone's gazes were fixed on Zhou Baowei, their eyes gradually turning cold.
Zhou Baowei, drenched in sweat, coughed twice and expressionlessly rejoined the disdainful group.
"Cough cough, I just smelled it. Lin Li was farting the whole time he was doing it. He was able to do so much by using nitrogen to accelerate it, not by his own skill."
Another small group of boys.
"I wish I could take his place..."
Wang Yuezhi looked at Chen Yuying, who was wiping Lin Li's sweat, and gritted his teeth as he spoke.
He then pulled out a tissue from his pocket: "No, I have to go wipe Lin Li's sweat."
Zou Weilun: "?"
Which one do you fucking want to replace?
"No, my relationship with Lin Li is still too bad. Here's what we'll do: Yongfei, you go and wipe Lin Li's sweat." After thinking for a moment, Wang Yuezhi felt that the plan was not perfect.
Looking at Wang Yuezhi handing him a tissue, Zhuo Yongfei thought, "Oo?"
"I?"
"Ochi, are you having an episode?"
...
"Eleven! Twelve!"
Bai Bufan's neck veins bulged, he clearly held his breath, and his chin rose with difficulty, little by little. Finally, he successfully cleared the horizontal bar, lightly touched it, and immediately fell. Then he repeated the previous movement, going up again...
"Thirteen! Fourteen! Ahhhhh, fifteen!!!"
His hands, gripping the horizontal bar, began to tremble violently. As he finished speaking, Bai Bufan abruptly released his grip.
He stood with his hands on his hips, his chest heaving violently, panting heavily, and his cheeks flushed.
Bending over and rubbing his sore arms and back, his eyes seemingly welling up with tears, Bai Bufan choked out, "I did it! I did it! Fifteen! A full fifteen!!"
Faced with yet another perfect scorer, Class 4 did not cheer, nor did any girls gather around to watch.
"Oh."
You Jun held his arm, looked at Bai Bufan as if he were an idiot, and gave a forced smile.
Because Bai Bufan chose the shortest horizontal bar at 1.7 meters, which is even shorter than other people.
Both feet remained firmly planted on the ground throughout the entire process; he stood still the whole time, only moving his upper body and symbolically bending his arms fifteen times.
What, are you trying to portray yourself as a long-haired guy from the non-mainstream era with extremely limited vision?
"Hurry up and get tested over there, don't waste time." You Jun raised his chin in annoyance and kicked the brat who was causing trouble.
Bai Bufan sighed and walked helplessly to the tattered bar that Lin Li had violated forty-five times not long ago. He took a deep breath, did some warm-up exercises, and rubbed his hands together, mainly because he was a poor student with many stationery items.
He then got up, grabbed on, and strained his body upwards.
This time, without any unnecessary formalities, Bai Bufan began to take the physical examination seriously.
A moment later, realizing he had no strength left, Bai Bufan regretfully landed back on the ground, shaking his head: "A narrow defeat to Lin Li."
Even with all our might, we cannot defeat them.
You Jun: "We can't use the 'swinging' method. The one we just did doesn't count, so it's 0."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Brother Jun! I only did that one! It can't be counted! I have a brother who's been through thick and thin with me named Wang Ze. If I were the zero, I'd be driven crazy by that brother when I got back to the dorm tonight!"
Bai Bufan immediately became anxious.
"Please, I'll be number one! Please! Please be number one!"
"Besides, whether it's 0 or 1, it's still a failing grade, right? So what does it matter, Jun-ge!!"
The usually impartial You Jun, upon hearing that Bai Bufan was going to kneel down before him and then secretly record the video to cyberbully him online, couldn't help but twitch his lips and wrote a "1" for him.
Bai Bufan then returned to the crowd, satisfied, and watched as You Jun called the next person to continue the exam.
Lin Li: "Hey, Bufan, do you know what forty-five divided by one equals?"
Bai Bufan: "..."
Bai Bufan did not answer the question, but instead looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle:
"To be honest, I don't quite understand why pull-ups have become a mandatory item in the physical fitness test for students at CUHK."
"Doesn't anyone think this project is obscene?"
"Pull-ups are done with your hands; this is basically a hand pull-up."
"Fifteen consecutive hand-draws, who can withstand that perfect score?"
"Whoever set up this project is utterly despicable!"
(End of this chapter)
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