Chapter 301 The light of righteousness shines on the earth On
the way home, Lin Li felt like he was smiling to the grave.
Although if Li Binbin knew that I used idioms like this, he would definitely make me roll to the back and stand in Chinese class.
But no matter what, this is the only way to show how happy he is.
Lin Li just wants to smile! Nine! Springs!
It is worthy of being a face that is maintained with skin care products worth tens or even hundreds of yuan every night. It is really comfortable to pinch it.
However, Lin Li now doubts whether millet husks are added to the skin care products, otherwise how could he be a little addicted after just pinching it twice.
Ha, in comparison.
Bai Bufan's butt that is wiped with a paper towel worth a few cents every night, Lin Li is too lazy to say it, disgusting!
Even dogs don't pinch it, anyway, Lin Li won't pinch it.
Don't hang around in front of me in the future, it's an eyesore, I will beat you every time I see you.
Arrived home, went upstairs.
Lin Li shook the mouse, and the laptop screen lit up. After a day and a night of non-stop downloading, the queue waiting for downloading has been greatly shortened.
Because the most important things were listed first, they were all downloaded now, and he didn't intend to let Shanqing Taoist wait too long - although it was estimated that it would take less than half an hour.
But Lin Li still decided to go to Xiuxian Realm tonight.
There is another chance to go there with 20 system currency this week. It is more reasonable to use it once in the middle of the week and once on the weekend.
Therefore, Lin Li turned off the computer and began to pack and prepare things.
When the takeaway arrived, Lin Li took the things to the bathroom.
A white light flashed.
[6.29.59]
Another half an hour has passed.
"My friend, you are finally back?"
Before Lin Li could even see the scene in front of him clearly, Shanqing Taoist's voice full of expectation and joy came over.
He must have been staring at the place where he left.
Putting all the supplies on the ground, Lin Li nodded, smiled and said, "Yes, Grandpa Shanqing, I'm back. I shouldn't have been away for long, right?"
"Not long, less than half an hour," Taoist Shanqing nodded, then shook his head and sighed:
"Young friend's innate magical powers are extremely mysterious. Not to mention that this old man tried to follow you away, your coming and going have completely cleared up some of the cause and effect that I had just been involved with you and could be used to calculate."
"I guess it's my magical powers protecting me,"
Lin Li responded politely and vaguely. Because he didn't want to talk more about this topic, he immediately changed the subject: "It's not too important, Grandpa, don't you want to see what I brought you?"
"Of course, it's just that I feel that I'm too eager to show it, and it's a bit embarrassing for my old face. I have to save face, so I'm holding back."
Taoist Shanqing came to Lin Li's side, looked at the pile of objects around Lin Li with curiosity, and couldn't help touching them from time to time, and answered with a smile.
"Grandpa, try this first, the fat house happy meal, while it's hot!"
Lin Li handed the takeaway paper bag he had just taken out, which had not even been unsealed, to Shanqing Taoist.
"After you finish this, this bag is also full of snacks I prepared for you, you can eat them all."
Shanqing Taoist took the takeaway, carefully tore open the seal, and took out the food that was still steaming.
Looking at the words on the outside of the package, because it was in simplified Chinese, he carefully identified it before reading it out:
"Wallace."
Lin Li: "?"
Didn't I order Tustin? How did it become Wallace?
Lin Li stepped forward and took a look. There was really a big W on the paper bag.
I guess the takeaway guy sent it to the wrong place. Never mind, just eat it.
It's impossible for me to waste the opportunity now and return to reality to contact the takeaway man.
It's okay.
Anyway, I'm not eating it myself.
And if Shanqing Taoist gets diarrhea after eating this, Lin Li will doubt the gold content of the great power in this world.
In fact, some of Wallace's products are really good. If a brand of food can really be used as a laxative to summon jet fighters stably, it would have been closed long ago.
Of course, although I don't want to be a black, I also have to remember that there is no false reputation under the reputation. If you don't have diarrhea after eating, it means your stomach is in good condition.
Shanqing Taoist took out the independent small packages inside and opened them curiously. This takeaway meal is also very good, including hamburgers, honey chicken wings, fried chicken wings, chicken nuggets, and cola.
Lin Li didn't need to teach him how to insert the straw into the lid, because he didn't need it.
Shanqing Taoist waved his hand, and the food flew up by itself, including the cola, which turned into a brown water ball with bubbles and gurgling, and flew into his mouth little by little.
Immortal cultivators are different. They eat so advanced. Lin Li cast an envious look.
Coach, I want to learn this.
"Hmm~" The moment the cola entered his mouth, the novel experience made Shanqing Taoist raise his eyebrows. He closed his eyes and savored it carefully before swallowing it. He nodded: "Not a bad drink."
But the next second, Shanqing Taoist's face suddenly became serious, and he pinched his fingers to turn the formula, and then smiled contemptuously:
"This water actually tried to induce my chest to resonate with it. It wants to move the entity fabricated by the immortal? Wishful thinking!"
Lin Li just smiled and gave a thumbs up.
Shanqing Taoist did not doubt that there was something wrong with the cola. This old man was simply lonely for too long, and now he is playing with himself.
The slowly rising progress bar in the taskbar will not lie. Shanqing Taoist is happy now.
It is estimated that he is originally a naughty old man. He is probably the most miserable one among the three in the past hundred years.
Besides, he can even control his burping, so he definitely won't have diarrhea.
Suddenly I felt sorry for him.
It's quite rare for a powerful person to have diarrhea.
"It's more flavorful than this 'cookie'."
Shan Qing Taoist learned it by himself, taking a bite of hamburger and a sip of Coke. After tasting it, he pointed at the neatly stacked compressed biscuits on the ground and said to Lin Li.
"Of course, because the fat house happy meal in your hand is eaten for the purpose of eating, but the biscuits on the ground are eaten for the purpose of living, which is different."
"Take your time to eat, I will introduce these things to you." Lin Li continued,
"This is a mobile phone, which you saw last time, and this one is bought by me for you."
"Then this is a laptop computer, which you can think of as a large mobile phone with more comprehensive functions. The most recommended way to use a computer is to use it while charging, so that it can fully exert its strength. This is the power supply I brought you.
Including mobile phones, do you see the openings here? Computers use this three-hole and mobile phones use this two-hole. In this way, plug in the data cable and you can start charging.
This small screen will show the power of this power supply..."
Pointing to the outdoor mobile power supply he brought, Lin Li gave Shanqing Taoist a detailed introduction.
This outdoor mobile power supply can store a full five degrees of electricity, which was also bought yesterday.
Five degrees of electricity is enough for Lin Li to go back and forth once every half a week at normal flow rate, not to mention that the flow rate is different.
When there is no electricity, Lin Li can bring the mobile power supply bought at home to replace it.
"Let me introduce the laptop first. This is the mouse and keyboard. You may not understand the meaning of the letters and symbols on the keyboard now, but it doesn't matter. I've considered this issue. Look at this document on the screen. It's the 'instruction manual' I prepared for you."
"There is not only a user manual in it, where you can see what these English words mean, but also a traditional Chinese to simplified Chinese converter, and some dictionaries of our world's proprietary words that you may not understand..."
Regarding the computer part, Lin Li introduced it very seriously, and Shanqing Taoist listened very seriously. He didn't even blink his eyes in the true sense, and even the speed of eating Wallace slowed down a lot.
"Grandpa, is there anything you don't understand about what I just said?" Lin Li asked after demonstrating in front of Shanqing Taoist for more than ten minutes and finishing a stage.
"I remember everything. If I read it verbatim, I should have no problem." Shanqing Taoist nodded.
"Come on, Grandpa, try it."
"Okay."
Seeing Shanqing Taoist start to replicate his previous operations without any mistakes, Lin Li showed a gratified look.
Although Shanqing Taoist is already hundreds of years old, he is not at all confused. His ability to accept new things is much stronger than Lin Li imagined.
There is no harm without comparison.
Lin Li will never forget the scene of teaching Wu Min to use the computer two years ago.
"Wu Min: Lin Li, don't be annoying when you teach your mother how to use the computer."
"Wu Min: Think about when you were a child, you spent several days learning to use chopsticks. I have been teaching you very carefully."
"Lin Li: Mom, it's different."
"Lin Li: When I couldn't learn when I was a child, you would beat me, and you beat me more carefully than when you taught me."
"Wu Min: Silly child, the same."
"Wu Min: If you can't teach me now, I will beat you again, and I will beat you more carefully than when I was a child."
The family laughed in the room.
Is this right?
Is this a language that humans can say?
Wu Min really is, never looking for HR for blind dates - not doing anything about personnel, pure disrespect for the elderly.
But now, for Shanqing Taoist, whose brain may be more intelligent than his own, teaching has become a very simple thing for Lin Li.
In front of him, Shanqing Taoist held the mouse in his hand and stared at the screen. On the suspended laptop, the document slid down very quickly, so fast that the words on it were difficult to see clearly.
But perhaps for Shanqing Taoist, this is just his most basic reading speed.
Lin Li admired him.
Shanqing Taoist turned around and asked seriously: "Little friend Lin Li, why can't this slide stop?"
It's okay, it's too early to admire him.
"Grandpa Shanqing, see if you have been pressing the side button of the mouse..." Lin Li hurriedly went up to solve the problem.
After the basic experience of the computer, Lin Li changed to introduce the mobile phone:
"The operation of the mobile phone is a little simpler than that of the computer. You can operate it directly with language. It will be very convenient now that you can't type."
"Oh?" Shanqing Taoist was very curious and waited for Lin Li to demonstrate.
"Bufan, wake up." Lin Li shouted to the mobile phone.
"Woof woof, I'm here." The mobile phone responded immediately.
"Open Happy Candy Crush for me."
"Woof, OK, I'm opening Happy Candy Crush for you."
"It's that simple to use. Just wake it up by calling its name, and then you can give it instructions with words. Although many functions are limited without an internet connection, it's a good alternative for you who are not very good at typing." Lin Li said.
"This thing actually has a spirit? It's really good." Shanqing Taoist nodded. He hadn't seen Lin Li demonstrate this last time. He said with emotion: "The name of the spirit is Bufan. Is it a dog?"
"You can understand it that way." Lin Li was secretly happy.
It was set up for this moment.
"Bufan, wake up." Shanqing Taoist shouted at the phone.
The phone didn't respond.
"What's going on?"
"Grandpa, you have to record the sound first, so that it will listen to you."
"Oh, it's a spirit that recognizes its master. It's a good dog!" Shanqing Taoist suddenly realized and clapped his hands.
Lin Li laughed out loud.
He helped Shanqing Taoist record the audio and wanted to record fingerprints at the same time, but the Taoist told him that the body he molded had no fingerprints at all.
However, in order to experience these functions, he spent more time on the spot and perfected the details of his body.
A powerful person is a powerful person.
"Also, Grandpa, we usually play games and watch videos to pass the time when we are free. Although we can't watch videos without the Internet, we can play stand-alone games."
"Considering that you should not have played mobile games before, I personally recommend you to play mobile games and start with these very basic games.
For example, Happy Candy Crush, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Little Crocodile Loves Bathing..."
"After you play these small games, you can try advanced gameplay.
I have prepared a lot of stand-alone large-scale terminal games for you on the computer. I personally recommend that you start with "Dark Soul 1", "Dark Soul 2", "Dark Soul 3" and other simple ones..."
Lin Li also introduced the relevant games and demonstrated the gameplay of several simple mobile games.
Shanqing Taoist's eyes lit up, as if a new world had opened up.
When Lin Li returned the phone to him, he had already started trying to slide the animal portraits to eliminate them, and his eyes were shining brighter.
"The documentaries and cartoons about our mortal world have been downloaded to the computer and mobile phone, and are organized in this document. If you need to watch them, just click to start watching. I have found the traditional Chinese subtitles for you.
For those that can't be found, you can only adapt yourself."
Many documentaries are foreign and can only be read with subtitles.
"Thank you for your hard work, Lin Li."
Shanqing Taoist now looks like Xiao Chu'nan who fell into the land of women. For a moment, he didn't know which one to favor.
He held the phone in one hand and touched the mouse with the other. He wanted to look at the left one and touch the right one.
"Then grandpa, you can watch videos or play games first. I have to start my daily practice here. My supernatural powers limit the time I can stay here at one time. I need to cherish it."
Lin Li, who was a little dry-mouthed, took out a bottle of water from the snacks he brought, drank it, and explained with a smile.
Upon hearing this, Taoist Shanqing threw his phone into the sky and let it float. He then walked towards Lin Li and said in a gentle voice:
"Thank you for your careful teaching just now. It has been a long time since I have experienced what it is like to be a student. I will experience things for a while. I think it is my turn to be a teacher for a while."
"Then I will not be polite, Grandpa. I do have a lot of doubts and need your help to solve them." Lin Li nodded and first materialized the "Spirit Gathering Sky Array".
"Grandpa, if I don't control this array, it will automatically expand outwards. Can I let it expand?" Lin Li asked while holding the array core with one hand to control the array.
Every time I absorb spiritual energy in the middle, I have to distract myself to control it. To be honest, it is really troublesome.
Upon hearing this, Taoist Shanqing flashed to Lin Li's side, then reached out and pinched the formation core. His originally calm face showed confusion the next second: "Strange."
"What's wrong?"
"The name of this formation is the 'Gathering Spirits Heaven Formation', and it ranks very high among the formations. You actually didn't make full use of it, but I just wanted to help you control and fix it, but I couldn't do it,"
Taoist Shanqing frowned in confusion:
"But this formation is obviously the same as the 'Gathering Spirits Heaven Formation' I used before, and I almost didn't notice the restrictions set by the master, but I just couldn't control it.
What's strange to me is that I don't even know why I can't do it.
My friend, where did this formation come from?"
Lin Li suddenly understood.
This result can only be caused by the system.
Maybe only he is allowed to use it?
"Grandpa, these things about your world of immortal cultivation that I have obtained are also obtained through my magical powers. They are quite random and I can't explain it clearly.
Take a look at these things. Can you not use them?"
Lin Li materialized the "Qiankun Ring", "Invisible Sword" and "Storing Emotions and Desires Bottle" and showed them to Shanqing Taoist.
Almost all the magic weapons are gone.
Forget the resurrection trump card of "Substitute Jade Buddha".
Shanqing Taoist raised his eyebrows and took a look at the "Duck Blood Bottle": "The thing is old, but it is useless."
Lin Li: "..."
"Although I don't know its function, I can see that its rank is very low and it is indeed useless." Shanqing Taoist explained, "This storage ring is also the lowest, but the rank of this spiritual sword should be okay. Does it have a sword spirit?"
"No."
"Is it not, or it has not been nurtured, or you have not received its recognition?" Shanqing Taoist asked as he watched the sword pass through his body.
"...I don't know." After thinking carefully, Lin Li gave a good answer, "Probably...no."
"That's useless."
Lin Li: "..."
Damn it.
How could his wealth be denied all at once?
But soon Lin Li was relieved.
The one in front of him was a great man in the world of immortal cultivation. The treasures of heaven and earth in the eyes of ordinary cultivators were probably garbage in his eyes.
Just like Emperor Hun Tian would not be shocked and say "What? Xiao Yan actually got the low-level Xuan-level fighting skill Suction Palm, this boy must not be kept", Ma Yun Ma Hua Teng would not send people to commercially suppress you just because you opened a small store at the entrance of the village and purchased Coke at a cost price of 1.2 yuan per bottle. It
was already very good to get a comment
of "OK" for "Invisible Sword". And the "Gathering Spirit Heaven Array" that received a comment of "very high quality" should be better than I imagined.
"Alas, it's a pity that the three of us have broken our bodies, and the magic weapons and food we carried were also consumed in the battle with the demons and the final sacrifice. Otherwise, no matter what, I should give you some elixirs and magic weapons as a return gift for teaching me."
Taoist Shanqing recalled the past, sighing with some apology and reluctance.
Lin Li: "?"
Damn!
Lin Li's heart was broken.
The road to heaven was ruined in this way.
Let alone the top magic weapons, which he might not be able to use if he was not strong enough, but the spiritual stones and elixirs in the hands of the great masters are definitely not of low quality.
Maybe as long as he takes a breath and knocks on one, he can ascend to heaven on the spot and become a small strongman in the world of immortal cultivation.
Suddenly he understood Arnold. After thinking about this beautiful picture, Lin Li felt that even if his head became sharp after knocking on it, it was not a big deal.
However, there was no such thing as "even if" and "if".
The damn demons had ruined everything.
"I, Lin Li, will never reconcile with any demon race!!!"
- Wait, I'll withdraw this, except for succubi, who can reconcile with any demon race.
(End of this chapter)
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