Chapter 433: If you have experienced military training, you are at least a military dog
"Zhang Haoyang; @All members, the palus are so cute, I can't bear to force them to work. Is there a mod that can replace them with black people?"
"Wang Ze: Awesome."
Yang Bangjie: "Sex Picture"
"Qin Zeyu: Why are you suddenly playing this game this weekend? Is there an update?"
"Zhang Haoyang: No, I didn't have the money to buy it when it was popular. My sister gave me one this weekend while it was on sale."
"Bai Bufan: Your sister treats you so well? Is she pretty? Can I be your brother-in-law?"
Yang Bangjie: "Pornographic Picture Collection"
"Zhang Haoyang: It's just my sister's responsibility. Bufan, which sister do you want? My eldest sister is Zhang Zhaodi, my second sister is Zhang Laidi, and my third sister is Zhang Pandi."
"Bai Bufan: Your family is very feudal, I don't want to be one."
"Yang Bangjie: Sister, do you have such a responsibility?"
"Yang Bangjie: Then why does my sister, who is younger than me, need me to take care of her?"
"Lin Li: You're a girl, the responsibility is on you."
"Zhang Haoyang: A sister would be great too! So cool! I dream of having a 2D sister!"
"Yang Bangjie: What's so good about it? My sister is a boy, not cute at all, and I'm so annoyed every day."
"Lin Li: Your fucking brother."
"Wang Ze: How old is your brother?"
"Yang Bangjie: Eighteen Centimeters."
"'Yang Bangjie' was silenced for one day by 'Wang Ze'."
"Qin Zeyu: I feel like this silence has been a bit too long. Without Bangjie's comments in the group, I always feel empty inside."
Wang Ze: "Sex Picture"
Qin Zeyu: "Nice brother, I've been annoyed with him for a long time."
"Chen Tianming: @Lin Li, Dad, stop spamming the group. This is the first question on page three of the test paper."
"Lin Li: 1"
Lin Li, who was in the toilet cubicle, put his phone back into his pocket after seeing the message.
He unfolded the test paper held between his fingertips, glanced at the questions, and his thoughts instantly became clear. He tapped on the screen with his fingertips, sending his thoughts to Chen Tianming.
Today is Saturday, and it is almost noon. The sunlight slants through the high windows, bringing brightness to the sky above our heads.
Lin Li is currently standing in the toilet of Nansang Library.
This morning, Lin Li came to the library with Chen Tianming and Yao Qiaoqiao.
It doesn't count together, after all, Lin Li was "accidentally" late for an hour and a half.
As for Chen Yuying, she simply didn't come. She wasn't alone anyway and they would meet in the afternoon, so she might as well have a good sleep and put on some makeup.
After Lin Li arrived, he still followed the wingman's approach. In the few moments he had in the morning, he would either go to the bathroom, answer a phone call, or go out for something. He had a lot of things to do and was busy with all sorts of things.
Most of the questions were asked secretly by Chen Tianming on his phone, and Lin Li answered secretly on his phone, and then Chen Tianming taught them to Yao Qiaoqiao. Only those questions that were really difficult would Lin Li return to the two of them and explain them in person.
I glanced at the time and it was lunchtime, perfect time to slip away.
I have done my best.
Back in the study room, Lin Li lifted his backpack and raised his chin towards the licking man and woman (licking man + woman) who were looking up at him:
"I'm a little hungry, so I'm going home to eat first. I have something to do this afternoon, so you guys just continue studying. If you have any questions, let Tianming contact me on his phone. I'll answer them as soon as I see them."
"Are you leaving now?" Yao Qiaoqiao was stunned for a moment before nodding in realization. Then she asked, "Aren't we having lunch together?"
"No, my mom has already prepared dinner at home and is waiting for me to go back and add to the bill. Bye, see you at school tomorrow if we're lucky."
Lin Li, who had no intention of being a third wheel, waved his hand nonchalantly and left the study room.
“Click.”
The door was pushed open heavily and then closed gently.
Only Yao Qiaoqiao and Chen Tianming were left in the study room.
Not wanting the silence to last too long, Chen Tianming hesitated for a moment before tentatively asking Yao Qiaoqiao, "If it's just the two of us...what are we going to eat for lunch? Are we still going to study in the library this afternoon?"
Chen Tianming was still a little worried. After Lin Li, the top student in the grade, left, Yao Qiaoqiao didn't want to stay in the library anymore.
Although Lin Li is uglier than me, he is definitely smarter than me.
Forget it, my evaluation is indeed biased.
They are equally good, Chen Tianming subjectively believes that his evaluation is very objective.
"Let's go back to that noodle shop. It doesn't matter if Lin Li isn't coming. It's the same for the two of us," Yao Qiaoqiao turned her head naturally and spoke with clear eyes.
"As for the afternoon, if you still want to study, then go ahead and I'll definitely follow you. Even if we go back to the dorm, I'll still study for the competition. If you're here, you can even ask Lin Li for me. So it's up to you."
So cool.
Wuhu.
After hearing what Yao Qiaoqiao said, Chen Tianming felt as if his dog tail had been fanned into a fan, otherwise there was no reason why he would feel so comfortable and cool all over.
Every time we have a night talk in the dormitory, roommates like Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, Qin Zeyu, etc., are trying to persuade me, but what is there to persuade them?
What are you doing? Don’t you know what you are doing?
They don't understand the joy of being a bootlicker at all. The person being licked cannot predict whether he will continue to be licked next time, and will feel insecure. Once he loses it, he will collapse. But it is completely different if you are the bootlicker. Isn't it up to you to decide whether to lick or not?
If you feel like you're in a bad mood today, just lick it. If you're in a bad mood, just hold back and don't lick it for the time being. You'll feel a sense of accomplishment in playing with Qiaoqiao with your mouth and tongue.
Being a dog licker is a good job to relieve pain and entertain the body and mind!
Besides, maybe I am not a bootlicker.
What's wrong with Qiaoqiao hanging herself?
She keeps me hanging because she has feelings for me, otherwise why doesn't she keep others hanging?
Just running in both directions!
…
afternoon.
The church was four kilometers away from the school, so there was no need for Bai Bufan and Jiujiu to walk there. Therefore, Lin Li met them at the school first and then took a taxi.
At three o'clock, Lin Li arrived at the school gate.
——There was no need to go too early. It wasn't a cathedral, so even if there were activities, they would be novel. An hour or two would be enough to visit. The five of them didn't plan to spend the rest of the day in the church.
The plan for the evening was to check out the Christmas decorations in the mall and then watch a movie before leaving.
Qu Wanqiu has developed a bad habit of carrying a cell phone, but she is much more honest than Bai Bufan. She hands it to Xue Jian as soon as possible every week, so Lin Li did not enter the school and sent a message at the school gate to ask the two to come out.
"Alas." Bai Bufan arrived first. When he saw them, he sighed and looked melancholy.
Lin Li squinted at him and nodded, "Please start your performance," "Hmm, what are you sighing about?"
"The way some anchors treat their old fans is really disheartening." Bai Bufan finally waited for the supporting role and immediately shook his head in sorrow.
"Which anchor?" Lin Li raised his chin and asked.
He suspected it was a food blogger who might have made Old Fan ice cream.
But this time Lin Li guessed wrong, because the answer Bai Bufan gave was indeed not something a human could guess: "British Embassy in China."
Lin Li: “?”
"I just sent him a private message saying, 'Host, I've been following you for 200 years. Can you give me a colony? I'm still a student.' But he just gave me a question mark and told me to get lost without giving me a single colony.
"Alas, I feel like all my sincerity has been wasted." Bai Bufan was even more sad and angry.
"That's good. At least it's really kept in the family and you got it back." Lin Li patted Bai Bufan's shoulder and comforted him.
"Fuck you."
The two chased and played at the school gate for a while, and then Qu Wanqiu also arrived at the school gate.
"Jiujiu, go talk to them in the group and ask them if they have left. I'll take a taxi." Lin Li made arrangements.
"good."
"Lin Li, let me take a taxi. I have a coupon, but you must remember to give me the money for this coupon later." Bai Bufan disagreed.
"Then you're really good at living," Lin Li gave a thumbs-up in approval. "Whoever marries you will definitely be lucky."
Then, Lin Li spread his hands, looking a little confident and proud:
"I'm sorry you've been bothered by all this, but don't worry, everything will change tomorrow. When I get my driver's license, all of Nansang will tremble in fear, and the world will be completely transformed!"
Bai Bufan nodded. "Speaking of the 'Nansang 12.22 Car Accident', while the only victim was Lin, a mere commoner, the incident had a profound impact, shaking the government and the nation! From the Nansang County Magistrate to the Xiling Town Mayor, both were dismissed and investigated! The perpetrator was even sentenced to death and has been repeatedly executed!"
"Everyone is shocked. Why would a mere commoner die like this? Deducting five King's Reputation Points is enough! However, after digging deeper into the truth behind this, the horrifying reason surfaced!"
"It turns out that this Lin has a classmate who's a Dragon King hidden in the marketplace! It was this Bai Dragon King, enraged, who gave the order, and 100,000 soldiers, previously dormant in the factory, refused to tighten the screws, attracting the attention of the divine might and leading to this monstrous crime!"
"You can be the Dragon King, but can you please not let me die?" Lin Li smiled and elbowed Bai Bufan.
"But to be honest, Lin Li, it's useless even if you have a driver's license. Your mother is not at home most of the time, and you don't have a car. Renting a car will cost one or two hundred yuan a day. It's better to take a taxi." Bai Bufan rubbed the part of his body that was hurt by the elbow and asked with a smile.
"I have a job. If everything goes well, the earnings will allow me to buy a car." Lin Li lowered his voice, sounding a little mysterious.
"Are you also using your stinky place to exchange for fragrant money?" Bai Bufan also lowered his voice, "Then we can exchange our feelings and recommend each other customers."
If nothing unexpected happens, Bai Bufan only needs to pay Wang Ze's WeChat, and then he can get Wang Ze's WeChat.
"Well, I've already quit this business and become a good person. The past is like smoke, no need to mention it anymore." Lin Li frowned.
"So what kind of job do you do?"
Lin Li: "To persuade my mother."
Bai Bufan: "oO?"
Wow, if this job goes well, the income will really be enough for Lin Li to buy a car.
Although he knew Lin Li was probably joking, that didn't stop Bai Bufan from cheerfully continuing the conversation: "First, I wish you good luck with your work. Secondly, what car are you planning to buy?"
Bai Bufan suddenly had an idea and answered his own question: "Lin Li, I think you can have ideals. It's just right. We can be aspiring young people who let their ideals fly on New Year's Eve together!"
"Forget about the ideal. I'm afraid that the Hundred-Ton King will kowtow to me and I won't be able to pay for the damage if I smash someone's car." Lin Li felt that it was inappropriate and waved his hand to refuse.
Seeing Lin Li's disdain, Bai Bufan stopped trying to persuade him: "Okay, then we can consider other brands..."
In fact, to be fair, if the full score is 100 points as the standard evaluation, the Ideal car is around 90 points, which is really not low.
“Don’t buy Xiaomi.”
Meanwhile, Qu Wanqiu, who had been quietly listening to Lin Li and Bai Bufan's conversation, suddenly joined the conversation.
"Oh?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at Qu Wanqiu curiously. "Jiujiu, you really know a lot about cars, don't you?"
In fact, they don't know anything about cars. Their knowledge is limited to a few brands, parameters, performance, etc., and they know nothing about them.
“I don’t understand either,” Qu Wanqiu shook her head, “but I’m an Apple user, so I feel embarrassed not to take an Android car.
So, Lin Li, if you really want to buy a car, don't buy a Xiaomi. Otherwise, when you drive us out, I'll have to take a taxi, which is very troublesome."
Lin Li: “(；☉o☉)!”
An, Android car?
Lin Li first looked at Bai Bufan, who had a similar expression to his, and then the two of them looked at Qu Wanqiu, who still looked very serious.
After a brief silence, all three of them burst into laughter.
Sadly, Qu Wanqiu is gradually no longer human!
The taxi that Bai Bufan took arrived just in time. Qu Wanqiu still sat in the passenger seat, and the three of them got in the car.
"Master, what do you think of Android cars?"
Listening to the questions asked by these passengers, the driver's hands holding the steering wheel shook.
"Android car? What is an Android car?"
Well, I shouldn't ask.
Five minutes later, the driver deeply realized what it meant that money was hard to earn and shit was delicious.
…
Arriving at the outside of Xiling Catholic Church standing in the afternoon sun.
Although Christmas Day officially falls on a Wednesday, churches are decorated for the holiday.
Under the Gothic spire, a huge emerald green Christmas wreath is hung on the heavy gate, with bright red bow silk floating on it, and the air seems to be filled with the fragrance of pine needles.
A Christmas tree is of course indispensable for Christmas, but the main entrance of the church faces the road, so it is not convenient to place the Christmas tree outside the main entrance. Therefore, we don’t see it at the moment, and it should be placed somewhere else.
"Do you think the hospital doesn't even need to buy a Christmas tree? They can just randomly pick a lucky vegetative patient and start decorating the tree?"
"You say such cruel words. Be careful that the vegetative patient will be frightened and his cell wall will separate after hearing them." Lin Li frowned.
"I see Yuying." Qu Wanqiu rolled down the window and waved excitedly outside while the car was still waiting to turn at the intersection: "Yuying——!"
Lin Li also looked over.
Chen Yuying was standing quietly in front of the stone steps of the church. She was still wearing a loose, long, pure brown winter coat, and short boots and off-white stockings under her skirt.
The pure white beret was worn at an angle on her long hair, which looked chestnut in the sun, and her earlobes were adorned with snow crystal earrings, probably as an embellishment to match today's Christmas.
Hearing Qu Wanqiu's call, Chen Yuying turned around, waved back, and smiled sweetly.
"Are you cold dressed like this?" After getting off the car, Lin Li walked quickly forward and asked with a smile.
"I'm not cold." Looking at Lin Li who seemed to be taking off his coat and putting it on himself like in a Korean drama, Chen Yuying immediately shook her head firmly with a smile in her eyes.
"Great, lend me your coat. I'm cold."
Lin Li's movements were smooth and fluid, and he began to pull Chen Yuying's coat, trying to take it off.
Chen Yuying slapped his hand away and gave him a beautiful eye roll that was both angry and funny.
"So heartless?" Lin Li's eyes were filled with sorrow. "My heart has been shattered into a QR code."
"Then what will be scanned out?" Chen Yuying tilted her head and asked softly.
“I still miss you so much.”
"Ugh—" Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu covered their mouths as if they were about to vomit, their faces full of disgust.
"What about Ding Zi? How long will she last?" Facing the contempt of the two, Lin Li didn't care. He spoke with a smile and took out his mobile phone to ask in the group chat.
——"It's almost here! Why are you rushing me?"
Wow, there is really some discrimination.
When Qu Wanqiu and even Bai Bufan asked questions in the group, Ding Ding always answered in a polite and apologetic manner. However, when it was his turn to ask, Ding Ding immediately became arrogant and sent this voice message with a very unpleasant tone.
What is intolerable?
I'm just sitting around doing nothing.
Lin Li sneered and started sending a voice message:
"Ding Sihan, although we honest people don't cause trouble, we are also afraid of it. Don't challenge my bottom line again, otherwise I will change it to another bottom line. I usually don't get angry, not because I'm magnanimous, but because I'm a bit cowardly. I can tolerate it again and again, or even three or four times, but if you continue to provoke me, then I'm dead.
You think I'll let you go after doing this to me? Yes, I will let you go, what do you think?
"It seems like you are the kind of person who can turn Red Dead Redemption into a coward and Arthur into a loser." After hearing this, Bai Bufan couldn't help but give a thumbs up to praise Lin Li.
However, Ding Sihan's "immediately" really was "immediately". In less than a minute, she was seen getting out of the stopped online car-hailing vehicle.
The clothes look nice too.
Specifically, it is equivalent to the composition part of the Chinese language reference answer: omitted.
"Here I come, here I come!" Ding Sihan hurried over. After stopping, she blinked and glanced teasingly at Lin Li and Chen Yuying: "Didn't you buy couple outfits? Why aren't you wearing them?"
Chen Yuying was still a little embarrassed, but Lin Li was very natural and said in a nonchalant tone: "Don't you wear it every day at school? You're tired of it. Why would you wear it when you go out to play?"
Bai Bufan: "That's called a school uniform."
We really can’t let Lin Li and Chen Tianming play for too long. Chen Tianming calls this his and Qiaoqiao’s couple outfit every day.
wrong.
It should be because Chen Tianming and Lin Li are not allowed to play too much. We still have to distinguish between the primary and the secondary.
"That's right, I don't agree with this reason," Ding Sihan nodded. "Yingbao sent me photos of clothes, and I thought they were great. Why not wear them?"
"Dingzi, Dingzi, it's because of your teasing mouth that some people feel embarrassed to wear it. You've made me suffer." Lin Li sighed.
"Is this true?" Ding Sihan paused and covered his mouth. "Then I won't tease you anymore, Yuying——"
"That's fake. Didn't you say you have relatives volunteering at the church? To prevent the possibility of word getting to her father, and because the couple's outfits have to debut on a more meaningful date, let's talk about it later."
Seeing that Ding Sihan actually felt a little guilty, regardless of whether she was pretending or not, Lin Li explained with a smile.
"Oh, so that's it." Ding Sihan was completely relieved after hearing this, and said carelessly: "My aunt doesn't know Yuying's father, so how could she pass it on?"
“It’s better to take precautions before they happen.”
"Okay," Ding Sihan nodded, but curiosity was piqued again, "So when would it be considered a meaningful day? I can become your official photographer."
The five of them walked into the church while talking. Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked in front. Lin Li answered casually, "A lot. New Year's Day, anniversary, the seventh day after the death..."
The three of them paused in tacit understanding when they heard the words "the first seven days".
"The seventh day?"
"Are you guys thinking the wrong thing?" Hearing the question behind him, Lin Li turned around and frowned:
"Of course, the first seven days of a couple's marriage refers to their first Qixi Festival after becoming a couple. Any normal person would understand it that way, right?"
Bai Bufan calmly replied, "Yes, what else? Similarly, I'm also looking forward to my deskmate's seventh day."
Lin Li: “?”
"——Bai Bufan! I really have control over you!"
Looking at the two "normal people" who started fighting among themselves, the girls fell silent.
...What's normal about this?
(End of this chapter)
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