Chapter 226 Good brother! Happy New Year! Happy life!
This figure who suddenly appeared and only made a little sound when approaching this degree, it is difficult to distinguish between male and female, but from the details of the eyes that were only exposed, Lin Li thought it should be a woman.
The other party's eyes first looked at Tao Zhe and Dou Dizhu on the side, and then locked on Lin Li who was holding the beautiful head.
From the exposed eyes, it can be seen that the other party is now as shocked as Lin Li.
And the next moment, the other party raised her hand, and the thing in her hand was aimed at Lin Li.
Slipped away.
Lin Li let go of her hand, the beautiful head fell to the ground, white light flashed, and he returned to the modern bathroom.
"Hu——"
Lin Li took a deep breath.
The thing in the other party's hand that had just pointed at him was a bit like a gun barrel.
Although it was just a bit, Lin Li didn't intend to gamble.
In this doomsday world, human nature is the most unpredictable. Who knows if he will attack him in the next moment?
He only has one resurrection armor. If he wants to get the next one after using it up, he doesn't know when it will be. It's a waste here.
Lin Li was already thankful that this person didn't sneak attack him from a distance.
After calming down, Lin Li looked at the standby machine on the washing machine.
The stopwatch software on it was still counting.
"0.01.03.77"
A little... No, Lin Li widened his eyes. How come only one minute and three seconds had passed?
He took his phone out from his chest and checked the time. Because the network connection was set to automatically calibrate the time, the time displayed on the phone at this moment also changed to 10:42 pm.
It was indeed Monday night.
But he did stay in that world for about three hours.
The time flow rate of the two worlds is different? One minute in reality, several hours in that world?
But this time, a whole week has passed since the last time he went there. According to this ratio, shouldn't the doomsday world have changed a lot? At least one or two years, right?
But when he arrived twice, except for the beautiful lady moving, other scenes did not change much.
It can't be that the beautiful lady waited for him for one or two years.
Temporarily suppressing the doubts about time, Lin Li began to check himself.
There was a mirror in the bathroom, and Lin Li could see clearly that his clothes and backpack were not as dirty as before.
The traces of blood and rotten flesh had almost completely disappeared, leaving only some dust from the ground when he crawled.
This was especially obvious on his hands.
"Didn't you bring back anything related to zombies? Did they disappear as quietly as the ants?"
"No, they should have stayed in the original world and couldn't be brought here."
Lin Li squatted down and found the ant on the floor of the bathroom. It was still alive.
That is, when he traveled through time, he took the small box around it, but he didn't take it with him.
Lin Li put his backpack on the floor of the shower room, and the first thing he checked was the pocket next to the backpack.
The gold bracelet that was cut off by the pliers was displayed intact in it.
And the little blood and flesh that were originally attached to it were all gone.
It seemed to be almost the same as he expected. He couldn't bring back the things related to zombies, and they were left in the original world.
But this was not a bad thing at all, and this was the part that Lin Li was most worried about.
Lin Li's movements immediately became more casual. After taking off the layers of protection, Lin Li began to clean the protective gear.
The fruit knife without blood and flesh marks still looked like a brand new one.
The steel rod was placed on the ground beside him when he kissed the beautiful head, and he didn't bring it back. He just bought it for 108 yuan, and it was gone just like that. I hope that the guy who is suspected to be a sister or a brother doesn't steal it.
Bracelet, bracelet, you better be pure gold, otherwise I will be angry.
First spray it with the disinfectant prepared in advance, and finally check that there is no blood and flesh left, then Lin Li threw the clothes into the washing machine.
It's time to apply glue, wash up and go to bed.
After washing up, Lin Li returned to the sofa in the living room and sat down. His right hand entered a paralyzed state to accumulate [charge] times, while his left hand played with and rubbed the bracelet.
It hasn't faded yet.
Then he picked up his mobile phone and started watching the video he recorded.
They are all still there, and the pictures are recorded very clearly. If they are posted on the foreign Internet, they will be considered as top-level CG made by big guys - they will not pass the review in China.
Clicking on the video's more information, the shooting time shows that it was shot tomorrow, and the location is unknown.
By the way, if this kind of video is uploaded to the Internet, can it attract traffic and make money with it?
Forget it, don't attract unnecessary attention to me.
It's better to be honest and make money by selling dogs.
This bracelet is not thick, but if it is pure gold, at the current price, it is worth about 7,000 or 8,000. Even if there is depreciation when it is recycled, it must be 5,000 or 6,000.
"Before returning from that world next time, I must adjust the equipment to flight mode and leave a timing device there, so that I can officially confirm the time flow rate on both sides when I go there next time." Lin Li muttered to himself.
Turning on the system, as before, the third button lit up.
No text, don't click it.
Yawning, Lin Li's body is now only tired, it's time to rest.
Although he didn't do much, he was tense for several hours and activated the [Ear Divine Power] for several hours, which made Lin Li's mind and body exhausted.
...
Tuesday.
"According to unofficial historical records, Zhou Yu was not angered to death by Zhuge Liang. He was not that fragile. After being outsmarted by Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu felt that he had an irregular heartbeat. As soon as he had health problems, he invited the famous doctor Hua Tuo to treat him.
After an examination, Hua Tuo said that the problem was not serious and said, "It's nothing serious, just anger. Take the medicine today and you will be cured by dawn tomorrow.
Zhou Yu nodded and followed the doctor's advice. The next day, Zhou Yu died of excessive urine.
After the people of Wu found out about this, they thought it was more honorable for Zhou Yu to be angered to death, so later generations had to record it this way."
Bai Bufan's voice came late but arrived.
Damn, where did Bai Bufan get so many unofficial histories of the Three Kingdoms? How can he never finish telling them?
Go back to your seat and distribute breakfast.
"Why are you so happy?" Looking at the cheerful Bai Bufan, Lin Li asked in surprise.
"Nothing. "Bai Bufan began to slurp the vermicelli, with an uncontrollable smile on his face, and asked with a smile: "Lin Li, why do you seem to be very depressed?"
Lin Li laughed helplessly, you were also depressed after kissing and hugging the beautiful lady last night.
But Bai Bufan's happiness was a little bit wrong, his normal state today should be crying for his parents.
But under Lin Li's continuous questioning, Bai Bufan just kept denying.
Bai Bufan was really embarrassed that he even kept it a secret from his brother.
"Baowei, what is Bufan happy about?" Lin Li had to ask his roommate Baowei.
"I don't know. I'm wondering too. It's inexplicable." Zhou Baowei shook his head.
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei looked at each other and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, Shang Yang is divisible by five. Do you want to be divisible by two?"
Bai Bufan: "?"
Shang Yang, a famous political thinker in the Warring States Period, who proposed the Marxist doctrine, was a rare existence that was divisible by five, except for integers ending in 5 and 0.
"Ahem, don't do it yet, I'll tell you something." Seeing that he was about to be dismembered, Bai Bufan coughed a few times and quickly lowered his voice to explain:
"I just heard a theory -
on the first day of school every week, you should write happiness on your face, so that people around you will be confused and think that you have made some progress in your life, so that others will feel pressure invisibly and even give up on themselves, so that you can win at the starting line.
It's just like turning over the test paper ten minutes in advance during an exam."
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei: "?"
"Bufan, you just want to have fun when you vent your anger. If you really fart,
you have to look at your mouth." Lin Li raised his thumb. "No, it works. Look, didn't you two get anxious just now?" Bai Bufan argued.
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei narrowed their eyes when they heard it.
...
"What are you happy about?"
"What are you happy about?"
"No, talk to the three of you! Where is your mother if you keep laughing here?"
Looking at Wang Ze who was getting anxious.
Bai, Lin, and Zhou laughed even more happily.
...
"What are you laughing at? Why are you all so happy?"
"No, what are you four idiots doing?"
...
Many diseases are contagious.
The Chinese class representative stood on the stage, preparing for morning reading. When she saw that half of the boys in the class had weird smiles on their faces, she was scared.
Damn, Class 4 of Senior One is haunted.
...
"The honor roll has been changed."
When they came back from running, everyone saw that the honor roll had changed color.
When Lin Li noticed this, he immediately looked at Bai Bufan.
The two of them immediately put their arms around each other's shoulders.
"Let's go, let everyone see our sincere brotherhood." Lin Li was full of sincerity.
"Okay!" Bai Bufan also nodded heavily.
The two came to the bottom of the list.
Lin Li ranked first on the improvement list because of the greatest improvement.
"Lin Li: Bai Bufan is right."
Lin Li smiled.
This is what he modified to "say" without involving pornography, gambling and drugs.
In this way, it can be matched with Bai Bufan's "Without Lin Li, I can't make such progress" to achieve a subtle backstab.
There was no way. Xue Jian, who was more aggressive, would not agree.
"You stabbed me in the back?" Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar.
"I, I didn't. I don't know what happened... Maybe Old Jian changed it himself." Lin Li stammered.
"It's okay. It's changed well." Bai Bufan let go of his hand and smiled.
Lin Li's heart skipped a beat and he quickly looked for Bai Bufan on the honor roll.
Found it!
"Bai Bufan: Lin Li is so outstanding on the progress roll. I don't know what to say, but my progress is indeed due to his contribution, so let me recite a poem "Friendship".
I think of my old friends and virtuous people, and I know that our friendship lasts for years. We appreciate each other in the forest and spring, and we support each other in the world. The father's grace and the son's respect are not this thought, and the friendship between close friends can be compared."
Lin Li: "?"
Why did Bai Bufan's change too?
Wait.
Lin Li narrowed his eyes.
As a master of cryptic poems, Lin Li saw at a glance that this kid's sloppy poem was also cryptic! !
I am Lin Li, my father.
The situation was reversed, so Bai Bufan's collar was lifted up by Lin Li.
Bai Bufan was still smiling, he looked at Lin Li and said word by word: "Bai Bufan is right, thank you."
Lin Li: "..."
No, what about the review of the honor list? What about Xue Jian's review? What are they doing! How can I believe that Bai Bufan can spit out poetry? There must be a trick!
This is good, it is indeed a wonderful backstab, but the problem is that this time Bai Bufan backstabbed himself.
Damn it, this guy found a way to attack himself in a hidden way!
"When did you tell Xue Jian?" Lin Li roared in disbelief.
"Half a minute after you leave the office." Bai Bufan showed a harmless smile. Lin Li
: "..." What
else can I say.
Lin Li: "Good! Brother! Brother!"
Bai Bufan: "For! Life!"
...
I wish you all a happy New Year! Happy Year of the Snake! Good! Brother! Brother! For! Life! Generation! Son!
It's the end of the month, if you have monthly tickets, you can vote. I will try my best to keep updating during the New Year.
(End of this chapter)
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