Chapter 437 Today's Candidates Are Not Easy
"Squad leader, what did you just say?"
"I didn't hear clearly, please say it again."
"Yes, I heard it clearly. So what? I just want to hear it again."
“…”
Chen Yuying felt that Lin Li was very suitable for digging tunnels because he was very good at pushing his luck.
If Lin Li continues to challenge his bottom line, he will really be so angry that he will lower his bottom line! !
Once again, after pretending to speak but actually quickly moving forward to meet Lin Li's request, Chen Yuying once again carefully observed the "dull and incompetent best friend" next to her and the "dull and incompetent mistress" next to Lin Li.
After confirming that the "two dogs" had not noticed this, I breathed a sigh of relief.
"You only applied this little last night, and it's still clean. Don't ask any more questions!" Chen Yuying felt very annoyed when she saw the smug Lin Li. She turned sideways slightly, pointed at the screen with her finger as a cover, and hummed in a low voice.
Lin Li nodded: "Yes, the current plot is really ingenious."
Although Lin Li still has no idea what this movie is about, it doesn’t matter, as long as it is exciting.
Chen Yuying: “?”
Now you know how to talk about movies?
Feeling Chen Yuying begin to poke the palm of his hand with the nail of her thumb to express her dissatisfaction, Lin Li smiled and nodded: "Okay, okay, I got it."
"Remember to wipe your face clean later." To be on the safe side and to prevent someone from getting carried away, Chen Yuying added in a low voice. After she finished speaking, she felt her cheeks getting hot in the dark.
"Got it~" Lin Li replied lazily.
Chen Yuying then hummed in satisfaction and tried to draw her attention back to the movie.
But just a few seconds after her eyes were focused on the screen, she felt Lin Li's head leaning over again.
But before she could pretend to be angry, she heard Lin Li ask a question about the movie:
"Which of the two fighting now is the good one? Hiss—who is the protagonist?"
"You don't even know who the male lead is now. Are you watching the movie at all?" Chen Yuying complained angrily.
Lin Li was thick-skinned, and upon hearing that, he just gave a scoundrel smile that showed he wasn't afraid of being scalded by boiling water.
Chen Yuying sighed helplessly, then turned around and whispered a few words to Ding Sihan. Finally, under Ding Sihan's surprised gaze, she turned back and whispered to Lin Li with contempt:
"It's the one on the left, idiot. You don't even know this."
Lin Li: “…”
Hey, baby, it seems like you only knew it one second earlier than me.
It turns out that you haven't paid attention to the movie until now?
…
If loneliness is divided into ten levels, watching a movie alone is usually classified as level four.
But today, a passerby who was too lazy to give a name felt that this row was too low.
Damn, if you're watching a movie alone and accidentally spot a super happy couple in the row in front of you, then giving it only a four-point rating is a serious underestimation of its impact.
Silence is Gan.
Damn, I want to die.
To be honest, if you see a couple who don't know what the world is and are messing around, a passerby who is too lazy to give them a name will just feel speechless and unlucky.
But with the couple in front of me, that kind of innocent youthful happiness is almost materialized, and everything is just right.
Now, Passerby A, who is too lazy to come up with a name, is really at a loss.
He couldn't help but recall his love in his youth: just like a banana that had been left for a while, it either turned green or yellow.
Wow, who the hell came up with this rhetorical device? This rhetorical device is sick, it makes me want to die!
…
The movie ended, the lights came on, and the audience dispersed.
The three girls walked in front, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed slowly behind.
"Why can movies show murder scenes but not creation scenes? It's unreasonable." Lin Li was in a good mood, holding the back of his head, and sighed leisurely.
"Is this unreasonable? There are many more unreasonable ones." Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan first scorned the shortsightedness of the people, their vision limited to this, but then he also turned into an angry young man, and his emotions became more intense, as if he was indignant at this helpless world:
"What's truly unreasonable and unforgivable is that donating money and gold are both legal, yet donating both is considered illegal! What's wrong with the law?"
Lin Li: "What you did is called prostitution."
It was already half past nine when the movie ended, and Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu had to go back to school. Naturally, there were no other activities, and they just went home.
Because Chen Yuying had already returned the things she was supposed to return, and her driver was coming to pick her up tonight instead of her taking a taxi alone, Lin Li did not send her back.
For Bai Bufan and the bicycle, I'd better stay with him and Qu Wanqiu.
After Ding Sihan asked someone to take a taxi home and send a message when he got home, Lin Li and the other two took a taxi back to school.
"Why didn't Tianming reply to my message?" In the back seat of the car, Bai Bufan nudged Lin Li with his elbow and asked in confusion.
"He lent his phone to Yao Qiaoqiao. Now he's probably all alone in the dormitory, waiting for you to come back so we can play with your phone together." Lin Li shrugged and told him the known conditions he had obtained.
"Damn it, you licks the dog, I really have him under my control!" Bai Bufan said nervously.
Haki Ming is such a scary guy that he can actually give his machine to another girl like this.
"Chen Tianming still likes that girl." Qu Wanqiu, who was sitting in the passenger seat, couldn't suppress her instinct to listen to gossip and started a conversation.
"Yes," Lin Li nodded, "However, he has such perseverance, maybe he will really lick everything in the end."
"If Tianming succeeds, I'm afraid someone in the class will be sad, tsk tsk." Bai Bufan stretched out his tone and said with a smile.
Qu Wanqiu's eyes lit up: "Are there any girls in the class who also like Chen Tianming? Who are they? Can you tell me? How did you know?"
"I can speak." Lin Li nodded.
"who?"
"Zeyu."
Qu Wanqiu: "Ze...eh? Qin Zeyu?"
Lin Li nodded: "If Zeyu, who is in heat, sees Tianming achieve success, he will really shed his pearls."
Qu Wanqiu did not comment on this, but instead slapped her thigh in frustration and said with a headache:
"I remember now. Someone from another class gave me his meal card the day before yesterday, and I forgot to give it to him!"
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and burst into laughter.
…
The next morning.
Lin Li rode his bike to Xiren Driving School.
As the driving school with the highest qualifications and prices in Xiling, Xiren Driving School naturally has its own advantages. The south gate of the driving school is the starting point and end point of an examination route, and after the test, you can directly take the fourth subject in the computer room inside the driving school.
"A big thief son and a small thief father are a pair of good pickpockets. They roam around every house. The son's stealing is very skillful. The father steals less and his skills are not so good. La la la. The big thief and the small thief are not afraid of the police. They steal secretly. In the blink of an eye, the son gives up his father."
Lin Li hummed a childhood song and recalled his childhood.
This cartoon is really touching.
One has hydrocephalus and the other has cerebral atrophy, but they can still live together bravely. The apron mother doesn't abandon them. It makes me tearful.
My generation’s values and outlook on life were probably solidified by watching these excellent animations. Thanks.
"Good morning, coach."
After arriving at the south gate of the driving school, signing in and getting his number, Lin Li saw Yu Jianan there and greeted him.
Originally, Yu Jianan had a sullen expression, but when he saw that it was Lin Li who greeted him, his expression immediately changed and he responded with a warm smile:
"Lin Li, good morning, good morning, I'm here."
Lin Li not only paid a lot of money, but also did very little work. The pass rate for the exam was 100%, and there was no need to worry about the practice progress. It could even be used as an excellent case. Yu Jianan wished that there would be endless customers like him, so of course he had to give them an absolutely good face.
"You should be confident about the exam later, right?" Yu Jianan said with a smile.
"Yes." Lin Li nodded.
I have already memorized the process by heart. As long as there are no people who deliberately disgust others by seeing the driving test car on the road, there is no reason for me not to pass.
"I'm confident in your proficiency, so just don't be nervous." Yu Jianan nodded. "I know the test-taker. If you find anything wrong, he'll do his best to point it out. As long as you can... understand him."
Having said that, Yu Jianan sighed helplessly again.
Lin Li was not the first batch to take the test this morning, as he had already taken several tests.
One of them was Yu Jianan’s student.
When he started the third part of the test, he actually forgot to get out of the car and walked around and planned to drive away directly. The invigilator, for his own sake, noticed this and coughed at the student and turned his head towards the outside of the car.
The hint is obvious, right?
As a result, student B immediately understood and reached out to help him open the passenger window for ventilation. He nodded in approval and said, "This car is a bit stuffy."
The teacher accompanying the exam could no longer bear it, but thinking that he would treat him to lunch at noon, he still asked him "Where are you from?"
The student was stunned for a moment and went back "home".
"Where are you supposed to come from! Shouldn't you be in the car now?" - The accompanying teacher was gritting his teeth when saying this.
As for the students’ answers, haha.
He hesitated for a moment: "I...should be...under the car?"
At that time, the accompanying teacher was so suspicious that if this test car could play music, this candidate would be able to order a song "He Must Love You" on the central control console.
~I should be under the car~I shouldn't be in the car~See how sweet you guys are~
In short, after driving around, when the coach got out of the car, he was like a doctor coming out of the operating room. He told Yu Jianan, the patient's family member, seriously that he had tried his best, but the patient's desire to survive was too low. During the operation, he grabbed the scalpel and stabbed himself dozens of times, and no one could stop him.
In the end, Yu Jianan had to keep apologizing to the other party, saying that he would not go to the small restaurant for lunch and eat something better.
This was also the fundamental reason why Yu Jianan looked unhappy when Lin Li first arrived.
Moreover, in addition to this Sleeping Dragon, there are several Phoenix Youngsters who are also gathering in the morning to take the third test.
These are considered the stubborn members of Xiren Driving School. They are so stubborn that the driving school cannot bear to take a cut of their registration fees every time. Some of them have taken the test five or six times and still haven't passed.
It really makes Yu Jianan worried.
I can only say that compared to these incredible people, students like Lin Li are truly blessed.
Yu Jianan knew that Lin Li was only in the first year of high school. He envied the situation of Lin Li's homeroom teacher and subject teachers just by thinking about it. With such a worry-free student in the class, it must feel hopeful, happy and comfortable every day, right?
Especially the class teacher.
You know, school is not a driving school. Students spend almost every day together in school. Maybe Lin Li can infect the whole class and make everyone in the class as worry-free as him. Tsk tsk, Yu Jianan guessed that Lin Li's head teacher must be so happy that he can't sleep every night, thinking that this is the easiest class he has ever taught.
At this time, a training car came from a distance at a not very fast speed.
Yu Jianan stopped instructing Lin Li and looked at the car expectantly.
Fengchu No. 1 has finished the exam.
After the car stopped, the candidate got out of the driver's seat and sat back down, closing the door.
After finishing this final process, a mechanical female voice came from the small broadcast at the door:
"Waiting for a response from the supervisory system, please wait—"
“The results are unsatisfactory!”
Lin Li watched the light in Yu Jianan's eyes go out in an instant, and could still hear his somewhat desolate laughter.
The candidate who got off the bus again obviously noticed the coach's despair, and the frustration on his face was quickly replaced by guilt and embarrassment.
He stepped forward and gave a flattering smile: "Coach..."
Yu Jianan: "I'm not your coach. I don't have a student like you."
Candidate: “…”
"Coach, this time it was just a little bit off, really just a little bit off. The invigilator was a little too strict..." The candidate lowered his head embarrassedly, touched the back of his head and said softly.
"How can Teacher Lu be strict? He can't even take care of you enough!" Yu Jianan was so angry that he laughed.
"There was an accident on the way," the candidate explained. "While on the road, a dog ran out..."
"I was already nervous during the exam, and I didn't know what to do when I encountered this situation, so I asked the examiner for help. But because I was too nervous, my words turned out to be, 'Oh my god, there's an examiner in front of me, what should I do?'..."
Yu Jianan: “?”
Lin Li: “!”
Bai Bufan, when did you come?
Feeling a little embarrassed by Yu Jianan's shocked look, the candidate turned his head away: "I felt that the examiner was a little angry. I always felt that he was quieter and stricter after that. He also didn't teach me how to deal with it..."
Lin Li turned aside and watched the coaching bus carrying the new students go away with a smile on his face.
Yu Jianan was silent for a long time. Finally, he took a deep breath, looked at the traitor, and said emphatically: "Next time you encounter this kind of situation, you open it, just open it!"
"But there's a dog in front..." the candidate retorted weakly.
"It's much smarter than you! The dog must know what to do in this situation! It will run away! You can't kill it! Just drive! Drive!" Yu Jianan was so angry that his teeth were itching.
"I understand." The candidate shrank his neck. "Then teacher, I'll go back first... I'll transfer the next registration fee to you later. Please help me make an appointment when the time comes..."
"Go away, go away—" Yu Jianan waved his hands as if to drive away a fly, pinching his eyebrows with his hands.
"Lin Li, how long will it take for your turn?" After the candidates left, Yu Jianan looked at Lin Li with anticipation like a drowning person looking at a nearby piece of driftwood.
Yu Jianan has really had enough of these two stubborn people. Thinking about the similar tortures to come, Yu Jianan now urgently needs an excellent student like Lin Li to bring him good news.
"It's my turn next." Lin Li replied after looking at the sign-in number in his hand and the electronic display board next to him.
"Okay, come on! My reputation depends on you!"
Otherwise, I would have to clean up the driving school alone today to make it look disgraceful.
Lin Li smiled and nodded.
The coach returned ten minutes later.
"Candidate No. 04, please prepare for the exam."
After hearing the broadcast and with Yu Jianan's encouragement, Lin Li walked towards the test car and sat in the driver's seat.
The dog official is a middle-aged man in his thirties or forties. He looks dark-faced and seems to be in a bad mood. I wonder if it is because of the previous candidate.
"Are you Teacher Yu's student?" asked the invigilator.
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded.
"Huh..." The invigilator took a deep breath, checked his seat belts, window locks, and other safety features, closed his eyes, and nodded with a somewhat desperate voice, "Just say start when you're ready."
"Examiner, I'm ready." Lin Li didn't think there was anything wrong with this reaction. He just smiled and spoke.
The invigilator pressed the co-pilot's control panel, and immediately a mechanical voice said "Please start the test."
Lin Li didn't know why the invigilator suddenly stared at him with wide eyes.
Although it was puzzling, it didn't matter. Lin Li got out of the car and walked around.
Get back in the car, follow the electronic prompts, complete the required lighting and other function tests, and then start driving.
The training car was driving steadily in the middle of the road, and the test was already halfway through.
Everything went so smoothly that even the invigilator was a little bit unbelievable. Lin Li did not make any mistakes.
Lao Yu finally sent a normal candidate today?
"Woof woof!"
However, fate always likes to play jokes.
A yellow dog suddenly jumped out from the roadside and crossed the road!
Your mom! It's you again!
The examiner was the one who reacted the most in the car. He turned his head abruptly and stared at Lin Li, clenching his fists in extreme nervousness.
Shut up! Ah mee!
But what happened next was completely different from what he expected.
Lin Li immediately and smoothly pushed the gear back to neutral with his right hand, pressed the clutch to the bottom with his left foot, and lightly tapped the brake with his right foot - the whole set of actions was completed within 0.5 seconds, and the car speed dropped sharply but there was no obvious jerk.
Then, Lin Li quickly turned on the hazard lights, straightened the slightly tilted steering wheel with his left hand, and stopped the car steadily half a meter away from the yellow line.
"Report to the dog officer, there is a moving obstacle ahead. We have stopped safely to avoid it as required." Lin Li glanced at the rearview mirror to confirm it was safe, and his voice was steady.
The dog was indeed as human-like as Bai Bufan, and immediately sped up and ran across the road.
It seems that he is smarter than the previous candidate. What Yu Jianan said is correct.
The invigilator next to him was stunned by Lin Li's smooth operation.
Today... today... today's test takers actually include humans!!!
So relieved.
"Report to the invigilator, it has been confirmed to be safe and we are ready to start again." After reporting again and waiting for the invigilator's nod, Lin Li shifted the gear to first, turned off the hazard lights, and started again.
The invigilator smiled with satisfaction, clicked the screen, intervened manually, and informed the assessment center that there was no problem with the "abnormal data" just recorded by the vehicle.
Suddenly, the invigilator's smile froze.
What did candidate No. 04 just call himself?
He turned his head and looked at Lin Li, who was staring straight at the road. His voice trembled as he asked tentatively, "Candidate No. 04, did you just call me a dog official?"
"It seems so. Sorry, I was a little nervous just now." Lin Li apologized at the speed of light with a sincere tone.
Invigilator: “…”
From just now until now, when have you been nervous for even a single second?
Are you more relaxed than me?
"Oh, that's okay." The invigilator came to his senses and smiled with difficulty.
Of course, it's just a superficial smile.
As for the heart:
Yu——! Jian——! An——!
Look at the students you brought up!
I want to drink Moutai at noon! This is a work injury!!!
(End of this chapter)
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