Chapter 178 FBI Warning: Diabetes Careful
It can only be said that the effect of killing a chicken to scare the monkey is indeed immediate.
After Zhang Wei was reported, the technology that followed was also a subject that would benefit greatly from cheating, but the examination room was particularly honest.
Lin Li could even notice that many people suddenly turned their heads to look at him during the examination.
——Inadvertently, he also became an invigilator from a candidate.
...
After the afternoon exam, Lin Li returned to the classroom after having dinner outside the school.
During the exam week, there were really people reciting books everywhere, and there was a person squatting at almost every corner of the stairs.
Unfortunately, Lin Li, who had activated the [Strong Knowledge] cheat, had a pathetic thick barrier with them.
Can't you recite books by just looking at them?
"The Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties were absurd and beautiful. Men steamed, women fried, and children skewered and grilled." In the corridor at the entrance of Class 4, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei sat on Lin Li's desk to recite books.
Studying like crazy again.
"Baowei, how did you do in the exam today?" Lin Li didn't mind. He pulled out his chair and sat on it, and said politely.
Zhou Baowei sneered: "It's just a small monthly exam, what am I afraid of?"
So confident? Lin Li was about to start mocking.
"Whatever he tests."
"What a jerk."
Lin Li: "..."
So the monthly exam will test whatever you are afraid of, then it seems that there is no need to mock.
"Damn, today's politics is the most outrageous, why are all the things I memorized not tested!" Zhou Baowei was not satisfied with complaining, and said with resentment.
Lin Li frowned when he heard it. Most of the short-answer questions in today's politics exam did not need to be combined with materials, and the answers could be memorized directly. The test points were quite "popular", so it should not be impossible to memorize all of them.
Thinking of a possibility, Lin Li narrowed his eyes: "Baowei, what did you memorize?"
"Nothing." Zhou Baowei answered immediately.
"Fuck you!"
Lin Li punched Baowei in the thigh.
After the punch, Lin Li got a little addicted. He started punching hard continuously and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, do you want a bowl of freshly made pork meatballs?"
"One pound."
Zhou Baowei raised his middle finger to Lin Li, but did not stop Lin Li from hitting him. Instead, he asked with interest: "Lin Li, you are a natural masseur. It feels good to hit me. Why don't you hit my legs every day? I'll give you 20 a month."
"Is Lin Li so cheap? Add a zero." Lin Li sneered.
"Okay, I'll give you 20 for 10 months." Zhou Baowei nodded, smiling with satisfaction. It has been a long time since he saw an employee who cares so much about his boss.
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li's eyes widened, but he looked at Bai Bufan, his expression was sad:
"Bufan, it's over, Baowei has evolved, he is no longer the ugly, stupid, ridiculous, pitiful, useless Baowei who can be kicked like a ball and can't fight back, he is now the ugly, stupid, ridiculous, pitiful, useless Baowei who can be kicked like a ball and occasionally fight back."
Bai Bufan heard the words and burst into tears: "What!? Alas! Sad!"
"There is no need to emphasize the previous adjectives twice, my god! You two dog coins!" Now it is Zhou Baowei's turn to massage Lin Li.
"Zero? I just heard someone say zero, where is the zero?" Wang Ze's head poked out of the classroom through the window and asked expectantly.
Then he accepted the three people's gazes at him.
"Well, it seems there is no zero, but it doesn't matter, I can become zero," Wang Ze poked his head out even more, stared at Zhou Baowei's crotch, and said sincerely: "Baowei, how do you have the key to my back door?"
The corridor was silent for a second.
Everyone was thinking.
"Fuck!!!"
Zhou Baowei covered his crotch and left Lin Li's desk, looking scared, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan laughed and clapped, giving Wang Ze a thumbs up: "New and good, you are awesome."
"Hehe." Wang Ze scratched his head, "So someone is going to open the door?"
"Get lost."
The evening self-study was about to start, Lin Li drove Bai Bufan away and moved the desk back to the classroom - the lights in the corridor were too dim, and the main reason was that the teacher didn't allow it.
Because Lin Li didn't need to recite much, the evening self-study was mainly to study chemistry questions.
"OK, I got it." During the break, after listening to Chen Yuying's analysis at Chen Yuying's desk, Lin Li nodded and snapped his fingers.
"How did you do in the exams these two days? Are you confident that you can get into the top 100?" Chen Yuying looked up at the tall Lin Li and asked with her head tilted.
"So far, I'm quite confident. I feel that the test papers are not that difficult. What about you, class monitor?" Lin Li reciprocated.
"Like you, I am also confident that I can get into the top 100." Chen Yuying replied.
Lin Li: "?"
This, this is different, isn't it?
Ding Sihan suddenly asked in a mean way: "Lin Li, where is your brooch? I want to praise it too."
Chen Yuying laughed out loud, and Lin Li responded with a middle finger.
He knew that Ding Sihan was teasing him, why did Yu Yu tell everyone in the dormitory everything.
On the way back to his seat, he saw Zhou Baowei still writing at his desk during class, and he leaned his head over curiously.
The small piece of paper was filled with ant-sized words.
Lin Li was silent.
"Baowei, is this a cheat sheet?" he confirmed.
"Yes, Lao Jiantou is right, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen, and my poor memory still depends on the pen." Zhou Baowei nodded.
When will I be able to suppress my curiosity to see everything?
The task was about to be completed, but now I have another burden on my shoulders.
"Do you dare to tell Xue Jian about this understanding?" Lin Li patted Zhou Baowei's shoulder heavily, and then added in a low voice: "Baowei, cheating is shameful."
"Lin Li, but the 5,000 yuan meal is edible." Baowei said excitedly.
"Baowei, don't be like this. Reciting is indeed difficult, but when you feel that this road is difficult, it means that it is an uphill road. When you run slowly, there are comfortable laughter all around, but when you run fast, there are whistling winds all around..." Lin Li
hopes to awaken Baowei's conscience.
But conscience is not something that everyone has.
"Lin Li, don't give me chicken soup. The so-called successful people who say these chicken soups have all eaten the chicken one by one. I also want to eat chicken, and I don't want to just drink soup. No need to say more, I have made up my mind." Zhou Baowei waved his hand.
This guy's talent in eating is a bit too much.
Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei and smiled.
In that case.
I have made up my mind.
Although Zhou Baowei and I are not in the same examination room, if it is just him, there is still a solution.
...
The next day, Friday, the last day of the monthly exam.
In the afternoon, when the chemistry exam was over and the last subject of the monthly exam, history, was about to be taken, Lin Li came to Zhou Baowei's examination room and greeted him outside.
"What's wrong?" Zhou Baowei walked out and asked in confusion.
"Lend me the history book. I need to cram for the exam. Bufan and I don't have it." Lin Li said.
"Okay." Baowei went in and took out the textbook.
After Lin Li looked at it for a few minutes, he changed his words: "Baowei, the knowledge points in the book are too general. Where are your cheat sheets? Write down the knowledge points above for me."
"Be careful, don't let anyone see it." Zhou Baowei first observed the surroundings, and then took out the almost black "white paper" from his pocket.
Lin Li looked at it for a long time until the invigilator appeared with a new test paper.
"There is no time. I have to go into the examination room, Lin Li!" Zhou Baowei said in a low voice.
"Okay, I'll return the cheat sheet to you."
Lin Li watched Zhou Baowei walk into the examination room with an evil smile on his face.
...
The exam is in progress.
Baowei's examination room.
The exam has been going on for nearly forty minutes. It turns out that the efforts last night and today are useful, but not much.
There are still too many things on the history test paper that I can't write at all.
But fortunately, Zhou Baowei has an impression that most of them are recorded in his cheat sheet.
His cheat sheet can be called the Yongle Encyclopedia.
He looked up at the teacher. The invigilator in the afternoon was quite strict. The invigilator was very serious. After making sure he was still sitting on the podium, Zhou Baowei reached into his pocket.
The cheat sheet was pulled out. In order to cram as much information as possible into the smallest space possible, it was densely covered with tiny characters.
Zhou Baowei looked down at his cheat sheet, ready to absorb knowledge.
"Zhongli: Cheating? That's interesting!"
"General Raiden: Now is the time of annihilation!"
"Barbatos: May the wind god bless you!"
"Klee: Boom~Boom~Bomb!"
"Jin: Klee!"
"..."
Damn it, it's original!
How come all my cheat sheets are original!
This is not my handwriting at all!
Who else could have replaced my cheat sheets! It can only be that Jianzhong of Lin Li just now!
Damn! What a beast! This bastard even imitated my cheat sheets and filled a whole piece of paper to replace the prince with a cat! Are you fucking tired!
Zhou Baowei felt that he couldn't breathe.
He heard from Bufan last night that Lin Li hated cheating recently because he was abused by the cheater, but when he saw that Lin Li didn't have any strange reaction just now, he thought that they had a good relationship and could be treated differently.
Now... it seems that he is indeed treated differently, but the way he is treated is too brotherly.
Lin Li, you fucking! Wait for yourself!
There were footsteps, Zhou Baowei looked up, the invigilator had walked down from the podium without knowing when, and was walking towards him.
He quickly stuffed the cheat sheet into the drawer.
"Take out the cheat sheet." Unexpectedly, the invigilator came right at him, walked straight to his desk, and knocked on the desk with his knuckles, his voice extremely cold.
"Teacher, no, no cheat sheet." Zhou Baowei said weakly.
"You want me to take it out for you, right? I'll give you three seconds, three--" This invigilator had a stronger sense of oppression than Xue Jian.
Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth, took out the note, and handed it to the invigilator.
"Take the paper and pen and get out, you don't have to take this exam, your class teacher will look for you later." He took the note with a sneer, but the invigilator did not let Zhou Baowei go, and even started to collect his answer sheet.
"Teacher, wait a minute!" If the answer sheet was collected, the 5,000 yuan meal would be completely gone. Zhou Baowei was a little anxious. While pressing the answer sheet, he emphasized: "Teacher, that's really not a cheat sheet."
"Still talking nonsense? If it's not a cheat sheet, what is it? You want me to read it out, right?" Seeing that Zhou Baowei didn't cry until he saw the coffin, his personality would only make him more annoyed, so his voice became a little louder, and he held the cheat sheet in front of him: "Klee: Bang~ Bang~ Bang——"
When the students around who had already lowered their heads raised their heads in shock, when he realized what he was saying, the invigilator shut up.
He looked at the contents on the cheat sheet, his eyes kept widening, but his pupils kept shrinking.
Such a big page of paper, all the original god's quotes?
It's not buddy.
I need insulin.
I need insulin.
Help!
"Teacher, I said it's not a cheat sheet." Zhou Baowei pressed his temple with his hand and looked down at the table.
The only thing about this paper that has anything to do with history is probably history.
Although he proved himself, Zhou Baowei didn't feel much better now.
There was a long silence, and then a crumpled "cheat sheet" rolled in front of Zhou Baowei. The invigilator's voice was rarely powerful: "Continue the exam, and don't bring anything unrelated to the exam into the exam room in the future."
"Got it..."
Zhou Baowei felt complicated.
Lin Li, thank you, but fuck your virtual mother.
Lin Li, fuck your virtual mom, but thank you.
(End of this chapter)
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