Chapter 269 Gummy Bear threw Wang Ze on the bed and turned him into Hard Bear
. People who enjoy the scenery will occasionally become the scenery of others.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei sat on the lawn, cracking melon seeds, watching Lin Li and Chen Yuying chasing and playing in the audience not far away, and occasionally sighed.
"I'm like a mouse in the gutter, secretly spying on other people's happiness." Zhou Baowei sighed.
"Then you must be a mouse from the south, the northern ones are too small." Bai Bufan commented.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Your mother."
"But, Bufan, when do you think they got together?" Zhou Baowei asked, and then shook his head: "Some people get together while chatting, and some people get their emoticons stolen while chatting."
"I guess it's about the same time I spent with Wang Ze." Bai Bufan said with a little certainty.
"What do you mean you and Wang Ze are together, let's speak Chinese, thank you." Zhou Baowei's mouth twitched slightly, "Your words sound like the nonsense that Daji said after pouring tea into your mouth."
Bai Bufan smiled contemptuously, and then told him about his online love affair with Wang Ze.
Zhou Baowei's pupils trembled when he heard such beastly behavior.
"So when are you going to meet in person?"
"Soon, I've started calling you baby in the afternoon, and I've agreed to meet in the cafeteria for dinner. We should be able to be together by then. After all, we've chatted for a long time, and we're quite satisfied with each other." After Bai Bufan finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and turned on the voice changer: "Brother Wang Ze, what are you doing now?"
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"I don't think Wang Ze has you in his heart either. He hasn't replied for so long." After waiting for a minute or two without a reply, Zhou Baowei sneered. "
It will be sent later. I observed him in the afternoon. He is now recording voice repeatedly." Bai Bufan was very confident.
"What do you mean by recording voice repeatedly? Isn't the voice sent out after it is spoken?" Zhou Baowei didn't understand.
"QQ has a voice-changing function. You can listen to the voice you want to hear instead of sending it. There is also the original version. Every time Wang Ze sends me a voice message, he will repeat it until he is satisfied before clicking send."
Bai Bufan has figured out everything, because sometimes, he is beside Wang Ze and watches him rack his brains to reply to his message.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
As if the words come out, Wang Ze's voice comes.
——"I'm cheering for the class, Xiao Weibao."
The super magnetic bubble sound, like cleaning the dust off the phone, is very artificial, and it really seems to be the product of careful selection.
"I'm so cruel, I hope I can see you alive tonight, I'll burn incense for you then." Zhou Baowei couldn't imagine Bai Bufan's miserable state tonight, then his eyes lit up again, suddenly turned his head and patted Bai Bufan's shoulder:
"Hey, Bufan, you're going to die anyway, why don't you change your strategy, cancel the dinner, and continue to have an online romance with Wang Ze for a year or so, with our mutual understanding, he will definitely love you terribly.
When the time is right, you can meet in person outside the school, but don't go on the day of the meeting, and have no news from then on. After four or five days, you can tell Wang Ze in the tone of your family that 'you' died in a car accident on the day you went to see him, what do you think?"
Zhou Baowei thought of this plot and Wang Ze's possible reaction, and rubbed his hands in anticipation.
It looks like it's fun.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Zhou Baowei is so hidden.
"Baowei, don't call me a beast anymore. I can't bear such a big name," Bai Bufan said in agreement. "You stand between Satan and Yama. They are no different from living Buddhas."
Satan woke up from a nap and found that the sky had fallen. He had gone to heaven for no apparent reason.
...
Thursday afternoon ended and many projects had already decided on their final results. Judging from the current situation, Class 4 has a great chance of winning the first place in the first grade. Many projects have scored well.
After Chen Yuying's leg healed, she and Lin Li left the audience and returned to the playground to cheer for other students in the class.
"Elbow! Let's go to the cafeteria!"
After the last project that needed cheering was over, Lin Li, as the first line of cheering, resolutely followed Bai Bufan to the cafeteria with Zhou Baowei.
The three of them sat down in the corner together.
Not long after, Wang Ze, who had taken a shower and had particularly fluffy hair, also arrived at the cafeteria and walked towards this corner.
"Oh, I'm eating here. What a coincidence." Wang Ze noticed Lin Li and the other two and immediately came up to say hello.
"Yeah, what a coincidence, Wang Ze, come and eat with us after you get the food." Bai Bufan said, pointing to the empty seat at the four-person table.
"No, no, you guys eat, I'm here to wait for someone." Wang Ze chuckled.
"Who are you waiting for?" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei kept the silence that should be expected of eating melons, and only Bai Bufan asked.
"Hey, didn't I tell you at noon? Of course I'm waiting for my gummy bears."
Wang Ze's smile now was comparable to Wang Yousheng in "Bright Sword", and then he raised his eyebrows at the three people:
"It's just right for you to be here. Give me some advice later. If the girl is pretty, help me with a trick to pick her up. You two don't count on it, but Lin Li should still be of some use. If she's not pretty, you'll be responsible for finding an excuse to take me away early."
Sure enough, Wang Ze couldn't get rid of his outer beauty, and he said he hated it but his body was upright.
Then Wang Ze chose to sit down at an empty table behind Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, waiting for his love.
The real gummy bear stood up and left under the gaze of Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, and walked behind Wang Ze.
Gummy bear hugged Wang Ze, took out his phone, turned on the voice changer, and played the recorded voice: "Brother Wang Ze, after hugging you, I have turned into a hard candy bear, and it's the kind that is so hard that you can't stand it."
"Puff——"
"Ahem!!"
Hearing the voice behind them, Zhou Baowei and Lin Li spat out their food, and one of them started to cough madly. Fortunately, they were sitting side by side.
Bai Bufan chose the public method with the most comments.
Wang Ze looked back in surprise, and then - "(；゜○゜)?"
He looked at Bai Bufan's smile behind him, and also looked at the chat interface between him and him on his phone. He closed his eyes and opened them countless times, as if he couldn't believe what he saw.
"No -!!"
"I don't know if Bufan can get into Tsinghua, but I think he really wants to go to Peking University." Looking back, seeing Wang Ze, who had begun to laugh helplessly and sadly, Lin Li shook his head and sighed.
"Not only is he going to Peking University, but he's going to be a senior soon." Zhou Baowei nodded, agreeing.
"Bai! Bu! Fan!"
After a short outage, Wang Ze immediately understood what had happened, and his smile became more and more desolate, and his smile became more and more cold.
"Brother Wang Ze——Ah!!"
"Lin Li! Baowei! Help!"
Hearing the screams from behind, although it was very appetizing, Zhou Baowei still felt a little bit sorry, and turned to ask Lin Li: "Do you want to save it? It's a life after all."
"Some people are like steaks. It's better not to be too familiar with them. Just pretend you don't know them." Lin Li shook his head.
"Okay."
Zhou Baowei nodded. In fact, it was not unacceptable to have a roommate die. After all, there would be a lot more space in the dormitory.
In the future, he could just throw his clothes on the upper bunk, which was very convenient.
"By the way, Baowei, do you know why our country, where food is the most important thing for the people, has not naturally developed a way of eating steak?" Lin Li suddenly asked.
"I actually know this. The cattle in China are mainly yellow cattle and buffaloes. The meat is not suitable for making steak. These cattle that are bred for labor work for a long time, and the meat is hard. It is better to make tender beef fillet than frying steak. It is definitely different from the beef cattle raised for eating abroad."
When it comes to food, Zhou Baowei is still very knowledgeable and explains it to Lin Li.
"I understand what you said, so here comes the question... Baowei, who was responsible for ploughing and tilling the land in foreign countries before?" Lin Li fell into deep thought.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
Your mother.
Who was it?
It's so hard to guess, I think it was that one.
"Fuck! Lin Li, you sneaked into my merits, you beast!!" Zhou Baowei laughed and scolded.
"Save me...save me...save me and I can restore my merits... Baowei..."
Zhou Baowei ignored it.
"Bufan," Lin Li turned around and suggested to Bai Bufan who was already lying on the ground: "The hormones secreted when kissing can relieve pain, so when you are beaten, you can ask the other person for a kiss to relieve the pain."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Is this appropriate?
Bai Bufan turned around and glanced at Wang Ze.
Little Hard Candy Bear decided to become Little Dead Candy Bear.
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“I don’t believe in love anymore.” As the three of them and the corpse were heading to the classroom, Wang Ze said in despair, “I actually gave my innocence to Bai Bufan, damn.”
“Thank you so much, brother Wang Ze. I love you, muah.” The corpse behind thanked him.
“Go away!” Wang Ze turned around and looked at Bai Bufan viciously, “I really want to give you an enema with a non-Newtonian fluid, so that you can’t pull it out even if you try hard, but as long as you walk normally, it will flow out as soon as your butt is loosened.”
“When you go to hell, you will be on the same level as Bao.” The scene was a little unimaginable, and Bai Bufan covered his butt and frowned.
“Evil beast, give me all the resources when you play games at night!” Wang Ze was not really angry, so he gave it all to me, buddy.
“Okay, okay.”
“My happiness and beauty are gone!” Wang Ze was a little depressed because he felt sorry for his broken dream.
“Young people should not be blinded by women. Is a girlfriend important?” Lin Li laughed and teased when he heard the words.
"No, I just want something light." Wang Ze immediately shook his head firmly, "I'm not Jackie Chan, and I don't have a drum in my hand. I can't subdue Bo Gang."
Lin Li: "..."
"I'm asking you whether it's important or not, not whether you want the heavy one." Lin Li raised his middle finger.
"OK! I'll play a lighter one next time." Bai Bufan said.
"There's a next time!?" Wang Ze went up and gave the resurrected Bai Bufan a Leo Kick, turning him into a corpse again.
Arrived in the classroom.
The situation in the classroom was similar to yesterday, so when the evening self-study session was about to start, the boys played a game in the same way as yesterday.
In the middle of the fierce battle, Bai Bufan was patted on the shoulder.
"Who is it? Wait, I'm playing a game." Bai Bufan's fingers were crackling, and he didn't even raise his head.
The other party was still patting.
"Who are you sending it to? Didn't I say wait a minute?" Bai Bufan was speechless.
"Send it to Xue Jian."
Lin Li on the side sighed. Bai Bufan could fall twice in the same place. It seems that he will never become a Saint Seiya in this life.
Bai Bufan's fingers froze suddenly. He raised his head mechanically, met Xue Jian's serious face, stood up, stammered for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking: "Teacher, I apologize for my recklessness first, but, teacher, I'm really curious, did you do it on purpose this time?"
He could have made a sound when he patted himself for the first time, even if he just coughed?
Xue Jian didn't answer Bai Bufan's question, but looked at Lin Li: "Who else is there in our class besides you two?"
After Fang Lihua contacted him, although the other party did not provide any student's name information, it didn't matter, just assume that it was Lin Li and Bai Bufan who did it.
And looking at the reaction now, his judgment was correct.
This is empiricism.
"Teacher, I am a human." Bai Bufan, who was already standing aside, immediately answered to show his loyalty in order to please Xue Jian.
"Are you a human?" Xue Jian looked at Bai Bufan in confusion and frowned fiercely.
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Hahaha——" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, who were sitting on the left and right sides, couldn't hold back for a moment.
Bai Bufan looked at Xue Jian with a little sadness.
"Teacher, your question is really hurtful...if I am considered a human being."
"No, what the teacher means is that you should explain to the teacher what it means to be a human being?" Xue Jian seemed to realize the ambiguity, so he asked again.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Why does it feel even more hurtful.
"Teacher, my identity in this group is a human being, and each of our identities is taken from the name of the group." However, Bai Bufan also understood what Xue Jian meant, so he explained.
"Oh, you are a human being in the group, right? Oh, I see," Xue Jian nodded, patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder, and said in a comforting tone: "Teacher, of course I know that you are a human being, you are a human being."
Bai Bufan: "..."
The more he explained, the worse it got.
After the last two words "you are a human being", Bai Bufan felt like a weasel who was officially conferred.
Damn, it turns out that being a human in this group is worse than being a bitch?
"Lin Li, what are you?" Xue Jian asked.
"Teacher, I'm handsome, Lin Li is a bitch, and Wang Ze is a combination." Then, before Lin Li could answer, Zhou Baowei stood up and said.
Lin Li: "..."
Zhou Baowei had grown up after the loss at noon, and now his reaction was much faster.
"That means the other two are you two, right..." Xue Jian nodded, and then motioned Lin Li and Bai Bufan to wait in the corridor first.
In the end, Xue Jian only brought Zhou Baowei out.
He should have known that Wang Ze had little to do with the stolen takeaway incident, and was purely there to eat melons, so he didn't bring him.
"Let's go." Xue Jian took the three of them and went to the political and educational building again, but this time he didn't go to the principal's office.
It seems that this matter is not yet necessary for the principal to deal with it.
When he walked into the room, there were already four people in the room: Fang Lihua, Zhao Hai, the director of the first grade, Wang Yuhui, and a woman sitting next to Wang Yuhui, who didn't look like a teacher, but his mother.
"Are you here? Sit down first." Zhao Hai motioned Xue Jian to take Lin Li and the other two to sit on the empty sofa, and then went straight to the point:
"This time we asked everyone to come here to deal with Wang's stolen takeaway..."
"Teacher Zhao, how can you say that at the beginning? This matter has not been confirmed yet. I know my child's temper. He has always been very well-behaved and studied hard. I didn't owe him money. It's unlikely that he would do such a thing. There must be a reason."
Upon hearing this, the woman immediately frowned and interrupted, saying dissatisfiedly.
Lin Li covered his mouth with his fingers, snorted, and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bang."
Bai Bufan covered his mouth with his fingers, snorted, and looked at Zhou Baowei
: "Dian." Zhou Baowei covered his mouth with his fingers, snorted, and looked at Xue... He turned his head back to Bai Bufan: "Le!!"
He responded so violently that he almost kissed Bai Bufan who was still looking at him.
Xue Jian: "..."
Mother Wang: "?"
Although she didn't understand what these three words meant, she understood the tone and immediately raised her voice, her eyes wide open: "What do you three mean by this?"
"Auntie, what we mean is that a tiger mother will not have a dog child. Your child must be your own." Lin Li gave the woman a thumbs up and praised her.
"What do you mean? Are you scolding me?" The woman was a little anxious and had already stood up.
"So you think so too?" Lin Li sat leisurely, neither hurried nor slow.
"How do you talk like that, kid? You-"
"Don't worry about this parent," Zhao Hai stood up and pushed Wang's mother back to the sofa, then said to her: "Mother Wang, I understand your feelings, but according to the description of Wang's roommate, the fact is that Wang stole the takeaways of these three children, and more than once."
"Yuhui, tell me, are you coerced or are they colluding to slander you?" After hearing what Zhao Hai said, Wang's mother once again placed her hope on her son.
Wang Yuhui, who had been curled up in the sofa, just remained silent. Hearing this, he just turned his head slightly and looked at the armrest of the sofa, his eyes further away from his mother.
Seeing that Wang's mother wanted to say something, Lin Li didn't want to continue to argue about these things, so he pushed his mobile phone to the middle table, on which there were videos:
"Our actions were recorded by the law enforcement recorder throughout the process, so it recorded Wang Yuhui's confession of crime and his request for a private settlement with us. Auntie, if you want evidence, this is the evidence. If it's not enough, there are others."
Everyone present looked at the mobile phone on the table, a little surprised. The law enforcement recorder was made?
In fact, it was the video recorded by the sports camera. Before chasing to the fourth floor, Lin Li took back the sports camera and put it on his body.
After the key segments were replayed in the room, Wang's mother's face turned ugly.
There was really no way to refute this.
"Mother Wang, can we discuss how to deal with the stolen takeout now?" Zhao Hai asked.
Wang's mother cursed in a low voice in dialect, and then said impatiently: "It's just two takeouts, how much money, can't you just compensate?"
Zhao Hai nodded, and saw that he could finally get to the point, so he looked at Lin Li and the other two: "Lin Li, what are your demands?"
"The total payment for the two takeouts is 38.8, including the Tiantian God Coupon we used, the value is about 54.8. I personally tend to compromise between the two in terms of compensation. What do you think, Auntie?" Lin Li analyzed.
"Compensation in full! Compensate you 100, give me the payment code, you have to make such a fuss for such a small matter." Wang's mother took out her mobile phone and looked at Lin Li, the backbone of the three people, with disgust and hostility.
"Auntie, we haven't finished our demands yet. We need Wang to apologize to us and write a letter of guarantee that he will not steal takeout food again and post it on the bulletin board for at least one week." Lin Li finished speaking.
Wang Yuhui finally looked up and grabbed his mother's hand.
"No! Absolutely not!" Wang's mother's attitude was even more intense than her son's. She stood up and waved her hands fiercely.
"Auntie, please stop spitting. It's a bit disgusting." Lin Li pulled Bai Bufan between himself and Wang's mother.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Don't say these useless diversions! You can apologize, but only in private. You have to write a letter of guarantee and post it publicly. How can my child study in the future? How can you be so vicious-"
Wang's mother pointed at Bai Bufan or Lin Li behind Bai Bufan angrily and cursed.
"Read with your mouth. I didn't tell him not to speak from now on." Lin Li said with a puzzled look.
Wang's mother was choked, and then she became even more irritable and said, "I'm not in the mood to joke with you now! I'm talking about how my child can study with peace of mind in the future? How will other students look at him after he makes it public? Ah? Have you thought about it?"
"It's none of my business."
Lin Li's sudden words made Wang's mother's emotions incoherent. She looked at Lin Li in disbelief: "What did you just say?"
"I said, how your child studies well in school is none of my business?" Lin Li shrugged, then turned his head: "Bufan, is it none of your business?"
"No, Baowei, is it none of your business?" Bai Bufan shook his head first, then turned his head to pass on the question.
"It's not my shit, of course it's none of your business, Mr. Xue... Forget it, I won't ask anymore."
Zhou Baowei wanted to twist his neck but stopped, feeling very uncomfortable in Xue Jian's sight, and finally could only sit there with an awkward look on his face.
The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt. Lin Li and Bai Bufan both had someone to serve as the next boss, but he didn't, and he really couldn't bear it.
"Bufan, change seats."
Zhou Baowei directly pulled Bai Bufan over and exchanged seats with him.
In this way, the sofa became Lin Li, himself, Bai Bufan, and Xue Jian. It
was much more comfortable.
Bai Bufan, who was forced to border Xue Jian, blinked, then tilted his head and whispered: "...Hello, teacher."
Xue Jian: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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