Chapter 197 Now that I have watched it, what am I watching during the Spring Festival Gala?
"Lin Li, when you usually help everyone pick up express deliveries and go to the Cainiao Post Station, isn't the boss always very happy? After all, your kind of goods are very suitable for delivery."
Bai Bufan stared at Lin Li and spoke harshly.
"Ah, right, right, right~"
Lin Li hooked Bai Bufan's shoulders and moved him away from the balcony door again, leaning against the balcony fence, and at the same time killed the second mosquito with a snap.
Curse, curse, as long as you are willing to continue feeding mosquitoes, you can curse as much as you want.
Who made the task require that it must be a demon that attempts to attack fellow disciples? After excluding myself, can I not only rely on Bufan?
Remember, human rights are always greater than animal rights. Bufan is the best friend of mankind, but he is only a friend!
Turn on the lights on the balcony to the maximum, so that according to phototropism, other demons besides mosquitoes will also be attracted, and they may want to invade Bai Bufan, which will help speed up the completion of the task.
"I want to go back and use the air conditioner! No, buddy, we both just took a shower. If we sweat later, it will be a waste of time! Let's go home, brother, let's go home." Bai Bufan still struggled in Lin Li's arms and insisted on going back.
"It's October now, and the weather has gradually turned cooler. Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility. If we use the air conditioner for one less minute, polar bears will have one more piece of land to live on, and Antarctic people can sell more underwear! Can you not be so selfish?"
Lin Li decided to use positive energy to influence Bai Bufan.
"Polar bears have been using air conditioners for tens of thousands of years, so it's my turn, right?" Bai Bufan looked over and argued.
Lin Li: "..."
Really.
"And what's the point of protecting the environment for us ordinary people? When I was a child, I always saw that there would be no killing if there was no buying and selling, but I have never seen shark fins until now. Tell those big households how much emissions they can reduce if they take one less private plane."
"When you say this kind of thing, the old man doesn't like it."
"Also, Lin Li, do you know what the most outrageous point is?" Bai Bufan said again.
"What?"
Bai Bufan laughed, but he looked angry. He pointed at the buzzing air conditioner outside:
"You just said that the reason we don't use the air conditioner is to protect the environment, but can you fucking turn off the air conditioner first and then talk about protecting the environment?
We are now turning on the air conditioner inside, and the behavior of standing outside is called sick waste. If the polar bear knew that it was drowned because of people like you, it would definitely die with regrets."
"..."
Lin Li scratched his head.
Hey, it's true.
"You're right." Lin Li nodded. He is a rational person. "
Then why don't you go back quickly? The house is originally in a remote place, and there are too many insects." Seeing that Lin Li was still listening to advice, Bai Bufan nodded and waved away the mosquitoes in front of him.
"Don't move!" Lin Li's sudden shout scared Bai Bufan.
"What's wrong?? Do I have anything on me?"
"I'll help you kill all the insects, just don't move."
Lin Li focused on killing these mosquitoes one by one. Because he was prepared, Lin Li also brought out tissues so that his hands would not be too dirty.
Fortunately, the house is remote, so this task will probably be completed in no time.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Why do I feel like... you seem to call me out... just to watch me feed mosquitoes?" Bai Bufan questioned.
"How is that possible? How could I do such a sick thing." Lin Li immediately waved his hand and stretched out his palm: "I was bitten by a mosquito too."
Lin Li naturally couldn't wear the [Blood Crow Killer] now, otherwise it would cover Bai Bufan's range, so mosquitoes would indeed regard him as a target, and Lin Li had also tried to kill such mosquitoes, and the task really didn't count.
"Then why don't we go back?" Bai Bufan didn't understand even more. "I can't
go back." After the fight, Lin Li turned his head, with melancholy in his eyes and a smile on his lips.
Bai Bufan turned his head in surprise.
There was an extra Ding Sihan in the room. She first found the remote control to turn off the air conditioner, then walked to the balcony door, looked at the two of them with a look of mental retardation, sighed, shook her head, locked the balcony door, nodded to Lin Li, and left.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"No! No!"
When Bai Bufan went up to knock on the door, it was too late.
"You called me?" Bai Bufan turned his head and looked at Lin Li in disbelief.
"Yes, what you just said makes sense. It's a waste to turn on the air conditioner. I'll ask Ding Sihan to turn off the air conditioner in our room." Lin Li nodded.
"Then why is the door locked again?"
"I'm tired of holding you all the time. This way I can let you go and give you freedom." Lin Li loosened his hand and felt relieved. "Great, now the door can't be opened from this side."
"Haha, hahaha." People will laugh when they are speechless. Bai Bufan didn't even bring his mobile phone with him, and he couldn't call Ding Sihan back.
Bai Bufan gave Lin Li a thumbs up.
Then he didn't struggle and lay on the fence leisurely: "Then let's chat. It's true that I haven't talked to you for a long time, Lin Li, so where should we start chatting?"
He accepted his fate.
After the air conditioner was turned off, the balcony was not so hot and noisy. It was okay as long as he didn't sweat.
And indeed, he had not talked to Lin Liye that much.
"I don't want to chat, I want to play with my phone, you can do whatever you want, there is nothing to talk about with you." Lin Li leaned against the short side of the balcony and started to browse his phone.
"?"
Bai Bufan turned his head upon hearing this, and stared at Lin Li with a deathly gaze.
——He didn't have a phone.
Bai Bufan said word by word:
"Warm reminder, Lin Li, my blood pressure is rising, you'd better take care of yourself, I don't know what I will do next."
"Is your blood pressure in junior high school now? What school? How are your grades? I have some connections in Xiling, and I can help him get into a good high school." Lin Li heard this and immediately took out the attitude of an elder to ask questions.
Bai Bufan: "? " Fuck
you.
Lin Li, who had a premonition that his phone would fly away in three seconds, smiled and put it back in his pocket, walked to Bai Bufan's side, killed a few mosquitoes, and looked at the back mountain outside the balcony:
"Chat! Chat! What else can we talk about, life, ideals, love."
Bai Bufan broke his fingers: "My life is eating, sleeping and glue making, my love is glue making, and my ideal is to use the time for eating and sleeping to glue making. Okay, I'm done, it's your turn, Lin Li."
Lin Li: "..."
What a fast version.
"You are so smart." Lin Li gave a thumbs up and killed a moth by the way.
Animals that can think with their lower body are intelligent.
"Since you came up here yourself, Lin Li, let me ask you, what exactly is going on between you and the monitor? Don't say it's just a money transaction for breakfast, as you did before. I don't believe it."
Bai Bufan looked up at the third floor, then lowered his voice and asked with a teasing look.
Lin Li smiled, looked up at the sky, and said in Bai Bufan's expectant eyes: "Wow, Bufan, look at that cloud, it looks like cotton candy."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"When you change the subject, can you only use elementary school metaphors? How did you improve in Chinese this time? Did you cheat?"
"Forget it, if you don't want to talk, then don't talk. I understand. After all, I never tell anyone about my ex-girlfriend." Bai Bufan smiled, lying on the fence, kicking the ground with the tip of his slippers, looking a little nostalgic.
Lin Li: "?"
When did this kid betray his class?
"Fuck? You have an ex-girlfriend? Why don't you tell me? What happened?" Lin Li asked in shock and curiosity.
"Because she doesn't exist, I can't say."
Lin Li: "..."
Fuck you.
"If I had one, I would say it earlier. I wouldn't be like someone." Bai Bufan sneered, pointed at the sky and imitated someone's tone:
"Wow, Lin Li, look at that cloud, it looks like Lin Li who was castrated repeatedly because he didn't exchange true love with his brothers."
"Fuck you."
"I was castrated repeatedly, what, am I an immortal bird?"
Lin Li waved his hand, amused by Bai Bufan's sarcasm:
"The relationship between the class monitor and I in the past month has changed from classmates to friends. If she is a little pretentious, we can be good friends, but nothing else. We contact each other privately, and most of the time it's me asking her questions and she answering me. So what you asked doesn't exist, and I can't say anything about it."
"Really?"
Bai Bufan reached for Lin Li's mobile phone, and seeing that Lin Li didn't stop him, he quickly flipped through the chat history between Lin Li and Chen Yuying. After finding that there was really no shameful content, he widened his eyes:
"So you use the class monitor as a study girl?"
"Indeed, I'm very utilitarian." Lin Li smiled and nodded.
Too many of my behaviors that are close to "getting close" in the eyes of boys are actually tasks of the system.
The master has made me suffer.
"Only utilitarianism? I don't believe it." Bai Bufan returned the phone to Lin Li and expressed doubts, and his voice was lowered a little: "No, you have deliberately touched me so much today, and you told me that it is only utilitarianism? The monitor was not even angry, I think you two have already succeeded."
"It's just a cheap move. Anyway, I am a pervert, how can I think so much?" Lin Li tapped the fence with his fingertips.
"But habit should be a verbal habit... But the monitor didn't scold you afterwards, nor was he very angry."
Lin Li frowned slightly.
"Forget it, I don't understand it either, but I think you are deceiving yourself when you say that it is only utilitarianism." Bai Bufan shook his head. He was a super layman, so he decided not to guide Lin Li, an ordinary layman.
"That's nonsense. Who doesn't like a pretty, cute, good-tempered and rich girl?
But liking and like are different. I think I'm still at the former level. Besides, even if I like her, it has to be mutual. I don't have that confidence. The class monitor is nice to everyone, but other boys in the class are not as thick-skinned as me to play with her.
So no matter what, isn't it the most appropriate to keep getting along like this? Why make yourself uncomfortable? But after what you said, I seem to be a little too comfortable."
Looking at the back mountain, while continuing to swat insects, Lin Li said slowly.
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and shook his head in confusion:
"Lin Li, you are so inferior. Damn it. I don't know what you have been doing for the past month, but the changes are really invincible. You can stick to it. It's amazing. If I were like you now, I would have died of sexually transmitted diseases long ago."
[During this team training process, other team members have recognized and praised from the bottom of their hearts (2/4). ]
Lin Li: "..."
This is too much praise.
But his image and charm only increased by 20%. Even if the changes brought by exercise are taken into account, it is not as bad as Bai Bufan said.
But is this really a recognition from the heart?
Bufan's filter for his brother seems to be a bit too serious. The progress of this small task is also a pleasant surprise.
Wait.
"I'm a light sleeper. If you do anything to me after playing games, you're dead." Lin Li took a half step back and said vigilantly.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Stupid."
"But it's good to be steady. Anyway, you have no opponent in the class except me, and there is still a lot of time." Bai Bufan nodded.
Lin Li: "Ugh——"
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Sorry, I remembered your fart last night, so I feel a little sick. It's okay, you continue." Lin Li waved his hand to indicate that he was fine.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"You're so ugly Lin Li."
"Yeah, look."
"You're disgusting Lin Li."
"Yeah, you're anxious again."
"I hope the result of your confession will be the same as my friend's last time."
"Yeah? Tell me more."
"I said I like you. She said thank you."
"I said I really like you, and she said thank you so much."
"I said I really really like you, and she said sorry, the other party is no longer your friend, and the message failed to send."
"Your friend..."
"It's not me, it's really my friend."
"Okay."
"But, Bufan."
"Hmm?"
"If I had known your life was so funny, I would have saved it for the Spring Festival Gala."
"I fucking said it's not me, it's my friend."
"Hmm." "Hmm."
"Hmm, try to hum again? I'm angry."
"Oh."
"No."
...
After the conversation started, it was easy to talk, starting with the gossip that Bai Bufan, a boarding student, heard from his buddies, and finally talking about the world situation, and couldn't help but worry about the country and the people.
[Task three has been completed.]
[Do you...]
[You have chosen to give up.]
This task was not difficult to complete, and it was completed halfway through the chat.
We are still chatting later just for fun.
[You have received rewards: Title: Breath of Demon; Physical Improvement: 100% increase in spiritual energy absorption speed; System Currency * 50. ]
To be honest, Lin Li was quite curious about what would happen if the title was doubled, but he did not gamble.
Lin Li also tried this title, and indeed he could sense these creatures just like [Thunder Attractor]. But I don’t know if it was because he was regarded as the same kind. After wearing it, he could clearly feel these insects approaching him, so Lin Li took it off immediately after the test and changed it back to [Blood Crow Killer].
"Fuck, it's almost twelve o'clock." Lin Li, who was a little dry from chatting, looked at his phone and said in surprise.
It's time to go to bed.
"I'll ask Ding Sihan to open the door, let's go back."
"Okay." Bai Bufan nodded.
The night chat experience was not bad. I don't know why, the mosquitoes disappeared later, and it was really comfortable to stay.
Lin Li typed on his phone.
Then he smiled.
"Bufan, Ding Sihan is not coming, she asked us to sleep on the balcony."
Bai Bufan: "?"
(End of this chapter)
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